SSD: Yo, I'm back to update. I can't update too much because I have tons of work to do. But, here is the next—

(Several people barge in dressed in black suits)

Suit 1: Finally we found her! (blows a whistle)

(Various anime characters appear)

Suit 1: Capture her, she cannot be allowed to ruin ACME's planning.

SSD: Crap! I can't believe they caught up to me this fast. Damn, I thought the genjutsu would last longer. (Brings out an Itachi, Kenshin, Neji, Sakura, and Ino plushie) alright! Puppet Revitalization no Jutsu! (Plushies turn into real people) Let's go!

Ino: Hell no! Why should I listen to you?

Sakura: Where's my Sasuke-kun!

Neji: What the hell am I doing here? I should be training.

Kenshin: Oro? Where is Kaoru-dono?

Itachi: Whoever is responsible for this is going to die.

SSD: (face fault) Why, why won't they listen?

Plushie-Itachi: (sees Original-Itachi) You dare to impersonate me?

O-Itachi: I believe you are the imposter.

Plushie-Kenshin: (sees Original-Kenshin) I do not know what magic this is, but I will defeat you.

Ino&Sakura: (see Sasuke) Sasuke-kun! (rush to glomp him)

Sasuke: What the hell?-! (tries to shrug them off) Get the hell off me!

Dark: Hey! Why does he get the babes? Damn it! It's not fair!

Suit 2: Get together, you bastards! You aren't supposed to fight them! Get her! (points at a retreating SSD)

SSD: Shit, alright, you give me no choice. (starts performing hand seals rapidly) Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu!

(The suits, ninja, and samurai dodge.)

SSD: (follows up with another jutsu) Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu! Take this too! Raiton: Torakkingu Rakurai no Jutsu! (fries the suits and opposing anime characters) Shannaro! Right, I need to beat feet and get the hell out of Dodge before these losers wake up. Enjoy the second chapter of Ookami one half! (runs out of the studio leaving several plushies behind)

Disclaimer: SilverSerpentDragon does not own Ranma ½ or Inuyasha, they are the property of Rumiko Takahashi-sama.

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Chapter 2: To be a Youkai, Means Women Flock to You

Ranma grumbled at his father's stupidity while tossing back raven locks that were plastered to his forehead by the humidity. He continued glaring at the fat martial artist's back as he trudged ahead. Oh, the new youkai knew that Genma was going the wrong way, he could have left the old man and continued on the right path. But no, he had to be honorable and follow the idiot when he could have crossed the Sea of Japan a week ago! Yes, Ranma was very angry at his father's idiocy.

"Oi, oyaji! For the last time, you're goin' the wrong way! Japan is that way!" Ranma pointed to the mountain range behind them.

"Boy, I am your father and I traveled these lands numerous times in my youth! I know where we are going." 'Away from Nodoka for as long as possible.'

"Tch." The ookami youkai huffed much like his old rival. "Screw you, oyaji, I'm out of here." He turns to leave but a spear is thrown in his path.

Ranma immediately turns to the source. A purple haired girl clad scantily in animal skins stood in their path. She held a Chinese sword in her hands, yelled something, and launched herself at Ranma. The ookami youkai flipped back and kicked the sword out of the girl's hands. He dodged the wild punch as she babbled in Mandarin. His joint memories of Kouga and Ayame gave him insight as to what the girl was saying.

"Damn you, demon!" "Die and leave the Amazons be!" "I will kill you and become a hero of my tribe!"

Ranma danced around the raging girl that spewed curses at him. He lashed out and grabbed her wrist. The ookami youkai threw the Amazon over his shoulder and quickly pinned her against a tree while she was off guard.

"Who are you? Why do you attack me when I have done nothing to you? Answer me, wench!"

The girl whimpered as Ranma's chokehold on her tightened. "I am Xian Pu of the Quaing Hai Amazons. You are a demon, a menace to the Amazons and must be destroyed."

Ranma smirked, resembling Kouga's own cocky smirk from the past. "What makes you think that a little girl like you could harm me? I am the successor of Kouga and Ayame, Lord and Lady of the Eastern Lands. You are a fool if you think you can defeat me."

Xian Pu visibly paled and began to quake under Ranma's smug gaze. She licked her lips as only one option became available to her. Ranma released her once he saw that she was too afraid to do any more. He was surprised when she again launched herself at him, only this time she captured his lips in a deep kiss. His blue eyes widened and he continued to stare at Xian Pu as she withdrew.

"Wo ai ni, airen."

'Oh shit, what have I gotten myself into?' Ranma's thoughts whirled as the purple haired girl snuggled into his side.

"Boy! What do you think you're doing?" Genma yelled in horror. 'The boy is straying, I must get him to the Tendo's before he gets too attached to this girl. Oh, Tendo, what am I to do?'

Ranma acted as if he was ignoring the panda cursed individual while he listened to Xian Pu's babbling in Mandarin. "If I understand correctly, oyaji, Xian Pu is my wife according to her laws. I defeated her in combat, as an Amazon warrior, it is her duty to give the kiss of marriage to her opponent if it is a male. She gives the Kiss of Death if it is a female. Luckily I'm in guy form, huh oyaji?" 'I know he has something planned. It involves me if his reactions are any indication. Looks like this information is really worrying him.'

Genma was sweating bullets. He had no idea how to get out of this and still get the boy to marry one of Tendo's girls. "Well, boy, we had better get a move on and to Japan. You want to see your mother again, and I have to meet an old friend of mine." He stated while barely concealing his nervousness.

Ranma smirked confidently, Kouga's spirit shining through him. "About time you see it my way. Let's get moving, we've already lost a week thanks to your idiocy."

As Ranma walked back toward the Quaing Hai Mountains with Xian Pu in tow, Genma looked at his son oddly. 'Since when did Ranma sound so…smart?' The bald man then hurried after them.

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SSD: (waves) Hi, SSD is out right now, I'm just a Bunshin. Anyway, we hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Now, on to the "Reviewers' Response".

Reviewers' Response:

Firehedgehog: Thanks for being considerate enough to review!

Sin Piedad: Ranma is essentially both Ayame and Kouga, he has both of their forms. As Kouga's reincarnation, his male cursed form is actually his "birth" form. Ayame's body is considered his cursed form.

Bailin: I have no intention of discontinuing this story, no need to worry.

Bobboky: Thanks

Grrr: Ranma isn't going to be like that all the time. He's in shock from having Ayame's memories shoved into his head and Kouga's memories unlocked. Even in this chapter, he is still recovering and is showing more of a mix of Kouga and Ayame's personalities instead of his own.

Porthos112: Don't worry, you don't really need much info on Inuyasha, just up to where Kouga and Ayame appear. Even I'm not caught up and I'm writing this.

TitanXR: You really are a devoted reader, aren't you? Thanks for yet another review.

ChaosRonin: Thanks!

Underdark Ranger: Too bad, but Ranma doen't have just any female cursed form, he has Ayame's body and memories. Besides, Ranma's female form is vital for several events in the anime, events that will occur in here.

Dumbledork: Yay! Another reviewer that I'm familiar with!

Saini Casina: Here's your update! Sorry, but I've been on the run from ACME if you know what I mean. Those people are evil.

SAMPSON12187: Yeah, I kind of got tired of all the "Ranma is Inuyasha's reincarnation" fics out there. Then I thought, "Why not Kouga instead? The two do act similar after all."Does this chapter answer your question about the Amazons? And I'm not quite sure how I'm going to have the Tendos react.

Rignach: Thanks, you're one of my frequent reviewers too, double thanks!