When they got back to the Curtis' house, they were practically attacked by Darry, who was shocked at how bad they looked. Kizzy explained what had happened with the police and he seemed to tense up, only to have her reassure him that Pony and Johnny weren't involved.
"So…you said that Dally was your boyfriend…to get out of being arrested?" Two-Bit asked, raising his eyebrows.
Kizzy nodded, "pretty much."
Two Bit grinned, "I gotta have the cops come around when I'm with you!"
Dally smirked, "I told her she should come out with us. We could use her."
"Sure as hell could!" Two-Bit shouted. He seemed to be a little bit drunk.
Darry shook his head, "Pony and Johnny better not be with you three if that ever happens."
Kizzy smiled fondly at Darry, he cared so much, she only knew one person who cared that much and he was standing next to her, "Don't worry, Darry, I'll try and not let it happen again. I didn't mean for it to."
The twenty-one year old smiled back in reply.
"Who wants to play poker?" Two-bit asked, "I need to win money."
Kizzy smirked, she was a mean poker player, "I'll try, Two-Bit. But, you'll have to teach me."
Dally laughed, "I'll play, too." He knew he'd lose, Kizzy had played poker since she was two, he just wanted to see Two-Bit try to cheat, and have it burn in his face.
It only took a half an hour for Kizzy to get all of Two Bit's money from him. She curled the bills up and tucked them into her pocket, grinning broadly.
"Fast learner…" Two Bit mused drunkenly, raising his eyebrows. "Nice work."
Kizzy fought back a grin and nodded. "Right." She coughed to mask her laughter, looking up at Dally and turning to make sure that Darry was gone. She turned back to face the blonde and grinned. "What do you say you take me out to get drunk or something to celebrate my uhh…new found…talent in poker?"
Dally snorted, "sure thing. I know a place that's probably having a party tonight. You're in luck."
They headed out, Two-Bit calling drunkenly, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"
Dally gave him a slight wave, then turned to Kizzy, "Well, that leaves us a rather large category of things to do. Where to start?"
The petite brunette smiled, "Really? Must be a major slut!"
The tow-headed boy laughed, "Ya, a Slut of Challenges. Bet him anything and he'll do it. Major Prostitute."
They cruised down a rather long street, then stopped in front of a rather large house. "Here it is."
Kizzy sighed as two people came stumbling out, their faces were written on with what looked like Sharpies, and they were laughing, and playing with a whole bunch of beads around their necks.
"Hmmm...do I want to get that drunk? Maybe we should just go out and use the money." she suggested as the girl stumbled over nothing, and then started to laugh insanely.
"Well, we can go to a bar. Maybe sing some Karaoke. Sound fun?"
Kizzy shrugged, "sure thing." They went to the closest bar and stepped in, Kizzy immediately ordered a beer. She sat down in a booth and sipped at her beer idly. Dally sat down across from her, beer in hand.
Seven beers, four shots of tequila and eleven screwdrivers later, Kizzy was so drunk she could hardly stand up. She stayed slumped against the wall of her booth. Dally smirked shaking his head, "I think you've had enough."
She raised her eyebrows at him, a goofy grin on her face, "you think so?" He nodded; she raised her eyebrows at him. "Just order me another beer and keep your opinions to yourself."
He was slightly taken aback by her bluntness but did as he was told and ordered her a beer.
It was only moments later that Kizzy asked to see the Karaoke song book, and another five minutes and twenty songs later, she had picked the song she was to sing.
With Dally's help, Kizzy stumbled onto the stage, "Hello, TULSA!" she screamed, and the men in the bar gave catcalls and whistles. "Ok, boys. Tonight you'll get the beautiful," here Kizzy's words began to slurr a bit, "Vocalss shtylings of Kizzy Grove!"
More whistles, catcalls, and cheers were heard. Dally was at the booth cracking up and wishing he could tape it. "Wif out further ado, Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyshter Cult."
A light came upon her, and she started the song in the most horrible off key, drunk singing anyone had ever heard,
"All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby i'm your man..."
Kizzy stopped and giggled here at the 'man' part, then started singing in the most awful voice again,
Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and juliet
Are together in eternity...romeo and juliet
40,000 men and women everyday...like romeo and juliet
40,000 men and women everyday...redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...we can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby i'm your man...
Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on baby...and she had no fear
And she ran to him...then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodby...she had become like they are
She had taken his hand...she had become like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper"
Even though she had had the worst voice ever heard, the men still cheered, and she thanked them. Stumbling some more, she made her way slowly to Dally, "How'd you like?" she asked, drunkenly.
Dally snorted, "you owned the place." Kizzy plunked down into her seat and rested her head on her arm, he watched her carefully, hoping she didn't have alcohol poisoning or anything. He reached out and touched her arm, "hey, you alright?" he asked.
She nodded, "tired."
Dally nodded and walked over to her, slipping his arm around her waist and pulling her to her feet. "C'mon, let's get over to the Curtis' then." He half carried her out of the bar and out to his car, placing her in the passenger seat. She fell asleep on the way there and he shook her awake once they'd arrived.
"Hey Little, come on…gotta get inside before you go to sleep." She mumbled something and snuggled up closer to the door. He sighed and moved to the passenger side, opening the door and scooping her up, carrying her into the house.
She woke up and wrapped her arms around his neck, burrowing her face into the crook between his neck and shoulders. "Put me down." She said after a minute. Dally did as he was told and she stared at him for a minute, her eyes squinted and glazed over before standing on her tiptoes and kissing him softly. "Night."
Dally was completely gob smacked, he shook it off and helped her down the hall because she couldn't take more than three steps without falling down.
Laying her gently on the couch, he covered her with a blanket, and when he was sure she was fast asleep, kissed her gently on the forehead, "Sweet Dreams, Little. Your gonna have one hell of a hang over tomorrow."
He crawled into the cot Darry had set up, pulled the covers up and went into peaceful slumber.
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