Complete and Utter Random Craziness
By XSlytherclaWx
(With (unknowing) help from Aligrl)
Chapter One: Completely Random
Alicia: I LOVE HARRY/HERMIONE.
Helena: I know you poor thing.
Alicia: (sticks out tongue)
Alicia: I love THIS COUPLE!
Helena: I made a double insult today.
Alicia: hmm. To who?
Helena: Heidi had this picture of a baby with a possesed looking smile and I said it "Has your smile, Heidi, and Kane's ears"
Alicia: (Laughs)
Helena: The moment she got this Kaila cracked up. And the moment Heidi got this she stabbed me with a pencil.
Alicia: i seriously want to meet your friends.
Helena: And Kane looked at me like he was super mad . they're crazy.
Alicia: as are mine.
Helena: It was funny.
Alicia: the wifeys, little Nate long hair's sputnik the potato, steffy the sharpie high dog, and me !. oh and Joel but he's no fun. Too bad bobby moved (Makes sad face)
Helena: Kane's first name is Joel... that's weird. Kane read my story.
Alicia: (Looks at Helena questioningly)
Helena: And he liked it. I made Kaila review in computer class.
Alicia: (laughs) what is Kane's real name?
Helena: Joel.
Alicia: I mean why do u call him Kane.
Helena: That's his middle name and he's always been called that
Alicia: ohh
Helena: anyway
Alicia: ok
Helena: I'm going to read Narnia in Spanish...though I don't really know much Spanish... I'm just doing it for fun.
Alicia: (laughs)
Helena: ASLAN KNOWS ALL!
Alicia: okay
Helena: I know! I SHALL MAKE NICKNAMES FOR MY FRIENDS! Mars is Bright tonight
Helena- LUNA GET OFF MY BLOODY KEYBOARD!
Luna- OK
Helena: sorry that was Luna... you know how she is, and now Edmund's coming. Bloody Perfect! I should just have a bloody party with all sorts of bloody people!
Alicia: (laughs)
Ron- the bloody things that muggles make
Hermione- RONALD!
Alicia: (laughs)
Helena- I nearly got caught by the teacher saying Bloody Hell today
Ron- So what? I say it all the time
Ginny- So THAT explains all the detentions.
Edmund: getting caught by a teacher saying that is not so bad... now getting caught by a teacher while blowing up about how somebody's such a bloody moron... I can see if you got in trouble for that.
Alicia: (laughs hard)
Helena- Ed, I almost did caught doing that... to Michael Shoshanna. I was calling him a bloody moronic prick... a bugger... all sorts of things
Lucy: That was rather mean
Alicia: oh wells
Ed: MEAN? What d'you know about mean?
Ginny: (Laughing hysterically at what I did to Michael)
Hermione and Harry: (Walk away at my stupidity)
Ed: Maybe they'll snog each other to death
Ron: (Looks as if he could Kill Ed)
Alicia: YAY
Ginny: Ickle Ronnikins fancies Hermione!
Alicia: (giggles)
Ron: DO NOT!
Helena: then lower your wand and stop trying to remember the Killing Curse
Alicia: (Laughs hysterically)
Seamus: Ron sod off.
Ron: (sods off)
Helena: NOW YOU LEAVE SEAMUS! YOU TOO SU! I don't allow disbelievers of magic here.
Seamus: But I still believe in magic!
Helena: I know YOU do... it's Su I was saying that to
Alicia: I BELIEVE IN MAGIC
Ed: Bloody brilliant... Lucy! I think we've found your twin
(Caspian walks in, followed By Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole, and Cedric Diggory.)
Alicia: go snog each other Jill and Eustace! Go Snog Caspian, Lucy!
Helena, Peter and Ed: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Alicia: (laughs as well)
Caspian, Lucy, Jill, and Eustace: (don't seem amused)
Cedric: Who is that?
Helena: A girl who wants to snog you and Caspian (Alicia)
Alicia: WHAT! Caspian only!
Helena: You still picked Ced over Harry
Alicia: still!
Caspian: (stares, open mouthed)
Alicia: (laughs hysterically)
Ed: Then why'd you tell Lu and Caspian to snog?
Alica: you remind why I'm friends with you right now, Helena! I'm not quite sure, Edmund. Wait! YOU'RE RIGHT CASPIAN MINE (grabs him and takes him SOMEWHERE)
Lucy: leaves, is not amused
Peter: Laughs out loud
Ed: I think you're right. Lucy fancies Caspian
Helena: I KNOW SHE DOES! THANK YOU!
Jill and Eustace: (Trying in vain to suppress laughter.)
Edmund: (listening to song playing on stereo)
Helena: (quickly skips it when she realizes Edmund is listening)
Ed: HEY WHAT WAS THAT SONG ABOUT!
Helena: What d'you think? Turkish Delight. Duh... they only said it 50 times
Ed: turns green
Digory: Hey Polly c'mon! (enters room, pulling Polly along)
Polly: OKAY!
Alicia: (laughs from other room)
Drunk Ron: WHyyy don't youuu two snoggg... yourrre holdinggg handsss
Ginny and Luna: (Go to take care of Ron)
Ed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO CASPIAN!
Alicia: (still in other room) many things.
Caspian: (can be heard screaming HELP)
Helena: (Laughs hysterically)
Alicia: (Laughs from other room)
Polly: Why'd that redheaded drunk boy just tell me and Digs to snog?
Alicia: (still is laughing in other room)
Helena: Er...
Ed: Er...
Peter: Er...
Jill and Eustace: Er... um... you see...
Digory: (turns bright red)
Helenaand Ed: (Laugh hysterically (yet again))
Peter: (Joins in laughter)
Polly: (stands there confused...)
Digory, meanwhile: (Shuffles his feet, and stares downward awkwardly)
Eustace: (Begins to Laugh)
Alicia: TO BE CONTINUED
Helena: Okay (STOPS TIME)
Authoress' Note: Aligrl is my friend and we were joke IMing eachother, and this converstion is the result.
Helena