Complete and Utter Random Craziness

Chapter Two:

Utter Craziness

By XSlytherclaWx

Authoress' Note: Okay well, my friends and I were talking today about what would we do in a few scenarios and I just wanted to make a fic about it. There's not Much More to say. Except Note: Risa loves cute guys… she'll kiss any she sees. Zoe doesn't find any Narnian guys cute… and she gets creeped out by any… and she wouldn't like to go to Narnia. Ana, well, she loves Skandar Keynes and Edmund Pevensie for one, and then there's the whole 'I wish I could get into Narnia so bad' thing.

Your Authoress,

Helena

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF…

…you went into Narnia, and you saw Edmund right before the witch came down on her sledge?

Risa: Slap Edmund, tell him "get down" and maybe accidentally kiss him.

Zoe and Ana: (stare at her blankly)

Risa: What? He's cute.

Ana: I'd probably do the same thing. Except maybe, I would add moron in there. Like "get down, moron, or she'll see us". Maybe I'd shock him with a kiss and then tell him "Get down Ed!"

Zoe: You two are crazy. I'd try and get back home.

… you magically were transported to the Professor's house?

Risa: run?

Zoe: …

Ana: Is the wardrobe there?

… you were magically transported to the Professor's house and there were four kids there, two boys and two girls?

Risa: I'd look around to see if either of the boys are cute. Then I'd kiss the cute one.

Ana: Well if one of the boys is Edmund… (Laughs evilly)

Zoe: What does (laughs evilly) mean?

Ana: (smiles creepily)

Zoe: What does it mean?

Ana: (stares at picture of Skandar Keynes)

Zoe: I get it. Wait! Eww!

Ana and Risa: (laugh hysterically at Zoe's probable mental image)

Zoe: (screaming) Get it out! Get it out!

… you met the witch?

Risa: shove the Turkish delight in her face.

Ana: (waves a picture of Turkish delight in front of her face to show how tempting it is)

Risa: On second thought… I'd eat the Turkish delight myself.

Zoe: RUN AWAY.

Ana: Break her wand. Duh. Edmund had the common sense enough to do it. I'm sure I would.

… Edmund Pevensie asked you out?

Risa: (begins to say something but Ana cuts her off)

Ana: Say yes! Say yes! Say yes! Say YESSSS!

Zoe: Say no!

... you reviewed this story?

Risa: This is a story? Where are all the cute guys?

Zoe: stories don't always have cute guys, Risa.

Ana: Tell Edmund and Skandar I love them!

FIN

Authoress' Note: Okay I understand I've been doing humor a lot lately… but think of it! How much romance do I write? A LOT. So I'm working on my other fics as well… but this is based on a real conversation me and my friends had. Risa's not cute-boy obsessed though… She DOES think Skandar Keynes is cute, and tomorrow, I will begin rubbing it in her face (telling ME I'm too obsessed with certain celebrities). The real Ana is less Skandar Keynes/ Edmund Pevensie obsessed (though her answers are accurate), and tomorrow, I will show her my print-out of Skandar Keynes and rub it in her face that she doesn't have one. Zoe is less boring… its just; she doesn't like Narnia that much with the amount that I talk of it (she'd kiss Aslan, non-romantically of course, she calls him a 'cute lil lion'). Try to explain to her that he's not little, nor would he seem so cute in real-life, and you have what I faced all December. I think that's it.

Helena