Chat Room
Reddragon13: wuzzup?
Iluvpotatoes07: who is this?
Hip-hopgirl: Yo, who you think, Spud?
Iluvpotatoes07: how do you know my name! R u a stalker! Wait…I have a stalker…cool!
Hip-hopgirl: It's trixie and jake! You need to lay off the froot-loops!
(Ze-magical-creatures-do-exist!02 enters room; evildrag0.o enters room)
Reddragon13: Man, rotwood's hmwk sucks! He's so stupid…
Ze-magical-creatures-do-exist!02: zwhat! Who iz dis! I am not stupid!
Reddragon13: …
Hip-hopgirl: …
Ilovepotatoes07: …POTATOES!
Evildrag0.o: Wait…that name…u is the American Dragon!
Reddragon13: …
Evildrag0.o: You will die!
(Evildrag0.o leaves room)
Reddragon13: Well, we got rid of dat freak…
(Huntsman-rockz enters room)
Huntsman-rockz: I am the Huntsman! Dragons must die!
Ze-magical-creatures-do-exist!02: I am a teacher! Ze dragons must be revealed!
Reddragon13: Oh god…
Hip-hopgirl: Yo, wuz crackilatin' Hunts-baby?
Reddragon13: trix, that's disturbing…
Hip-hopgirl: shut it, Jakey!
Huntsman-rockz0.o: The American Dragon's name is Jakey? HA! Now I will catch you! HAHAHA! BWAHAHAHA!
Rosew/Thornz: Uncle? You missed your appointment with the Mental Hospital…
Reddragon13: Rose? U're huntsgirl! OMG!
Rosew/Thornz: Jake? U know about the Huntsclan? But that means…OMG!
Ze-magical-creatures-do-exist!02: 2 of my students are associated with magical creatures? OMG!
Huntsman-rockz0.o: My niece is dating the American Dragon? OMG!
Hip-hopgirl: Mr. Rotwood knows how 2 use IM? OMG!
Iluvpotatoes07: I am out of Cheetos! OMG!
Ze-magical-creatures-do-exist!02: PROFESSOR!
Iluvpotatoes07: I will save u Cheetos! I will rescue u in all your cheesy glory!
(Iluvpotaoes07 leaves room; ManipulativeAuthor730 enters room)
ManipulativeAuthor730: Hello peeps!
Reddragon13: Who are you?
ManipulativeAuthor730: I am your worst nightmare…an author with a need for grammatical excellence!
Reddragon13: NOOOOOOO!
Hip-hopgirl: No! I will not have my words twisted into non-slang garble! Wait! I can't abbreviate! No!
Huntsman-rockz: Are you telling me that we are just living in some parallel universe created for your entertainment?
ManipulativeAuthor: Pretty much.
Huntsman-rockz0.o: My life is a lie…
(Huntsman-rockz0.o has left the room)
Rosew/Thorns: I don't know him…
Reddragon13: I can't believe you're the Huntsgirl! Why?
ManipulativeAuthor730: Because I like torturing you. In my other story, Our Wicked Lies, your dad is part of the Huntsclan, and your grandpa killed your aunt…
Reddragon13: You have a sick and twisted mind…
ManipulativeAuthor730: I know!
Rosew/Thorns: Jake, I still love you!
Reddragon13: You do? I love you to!
ManipulativeAuthor730: You're welcome!
Reddragon13: I love you for making Rose love me!
Rosew/Thorns: You love HER! I WILL KILL YOU!
Reddragon13: …
ManipulativeAuthor730: Sorry, Jake, can't make it too easy for you.
Hip-hopgirl: No! I love Jake!
Reddragon13: Huh?
Rosew/Thorns: Huh?
ManipulativeAuthor730: Huh?
(Hip-hopgirl leaves room)
ManipulativeAuthor730: I didn't write that…
Reddragon13: What are we talking about?
Rosew/Thorns: Do you guys like baby goldfish? They are just so small, and crunchy…like cheese-flavored pretzels…
Reddragon13: WTF?
ManipulativeAuthor730: Rose, you give blondes a bad name…that's why I am making you dye your hair green!
Rosew/Thorns: What! Oh, well. Jake will still love me no matter what I look like. Right?
Reddragon13: Actually…I only date blondes…
Rosew/Thorns: What! I will kill you dragon! DIE!
Reddragon13: Who don't have anger management issues…
ManipulativeAuthor730; I'm blonde! And if I have anger, I just take it out on the characters in my stories!
Reddragon13: Wanna go out some time?
ManipulativeAuthor730: Sure.
Rosew/Thorns; I hate you author! I hate you dragon!
ManipulativeAuthor730: Of course you do.
(ManipulativeAuthor730 leaves room; Reddragon13 leaves room)
Rosew/Thorns: Hello?
(Rosew/Thorns leaves room)
Huntsman-rockz0.o: Yo! I'm back up in here!
…
Huntsman-rockz0.o: Hello? Anybody…?
O.K. That was just a funny little story I made because I was bored. Sorry, but I've gotta go…I have a date with Jake.
Rose: I hate you!
Me: Don't you?
Rose: Grrr
Me: I'm throwing all flames at YOU!
Rose: Awww man!
Jake: Hey, that's my line!