"Hello this is... Angel? What are we called? Whatever. We help the helpless!"
"Cordy?"
"Who is this?"
"Buffy."
"Omigosh! Buffy! I though you were dead!"
"You sound so happy."
"Angel. Stop. Trying. To. Take. The. Phone. Away. From. Me. Now."
Angel- "Buffy?"
Dial Tone.
"BUFFY?"
One month later
"Magic Shop, this is Buffy speaking."
"Buffy."
"Angel?"
Nothing.
Two weeks after that
"Angel Inc. Is that our name? Well, we do sure help the hopeless!"
"Cordelia, this is Mr. Giles."
"Oh, Tweedy. Let me grab Angel. ANGEL!"
Angel "Hello?"
"Angel."
"Giles."
"We have a problem."
"What is it? Is everyone okay?"
"Well... Willow's dating Spike."
"WHAT? MY CHILDE IS DATING A HUMAN?"
"At least he's not dating a slayer. But that's not the point."
"What's bigger than that?"
"Buffy's missing."
Silence.
"Angel?"
"I'll be there before sunrise."
One year Later
"Hi this is Cordy from Angel Investigations, we help the helpless!"
"You finally got it down..."
"Oh! Hi Buff! When will you get here? Angel's on pins and needles."
"I'm at the doorstep."
"No wonder. I just saw Angel fly by."
"ANGEL! I missed you."
"Guess she sees him."
Spike and Willow
S- "Hey, Baby, get up."
W- "Why?"
"We've got to go to the bloody wedding between the Poof and Slutty."
"Don't call her that.
"Yes, Red."
"Don't talk to me like that."
"Yes Red."
"Mhmm... don't kiss me like that. We gotta go to the wedding."
"What wedding?"
Ring
"Ello?"
"Spike.. get you and your mate's butt down here. I'm about to get married and I WANT MY MAID OF HONOR!"
Dial Tone