Patrick: Hey Spongebob. Whatcha watchin'?
Spongebob: NBC news.
Anchorman: William Sloane Coffin, a former Yale University chaplain known for his peace activism during the Vietnam War and his continuing work for social justice, died Wednesday at his home in rural Strafford. He was 81.
Spongebob: Poor William. He was a good man, too.
Anchorwoman: In other news, local resident, Squidward Tentacles, has just been testing experiments on books and novels. And a lot of protestors are very upset about his plan.
Protestors: STOP TURNING NOVELS INTO PLASTIC! STOP TURNING NOVELS INTO PLASTIC! STOP TURNING NOVELS INTO PLASTIC!
Spongebob and Patrick: Gasp!
Patrick: Squidward is the suspect? Oh no!
Spongebob: He was my friend, too.
Patrick: Spongebob, I don't know how to say this but… Let's get him.
Meanwhile…..
Squidward: Tomorrow is gonna be a big day. I'm gonna go upstage and play my clarinet.
door creek
Squidward: Ah! Who is there? Come out there so I can turn you in.
Spongebob and Patrick appear in black masks and hit Squidward in the head with a vase.
Meanwhile…
Squidward: Where am I?
Spongebob: Squidward, I trusted you. Now you betrayed me. Meet this guy.
Will Squidward admit that he turned books into strange things. Will Spongebob and Patrick ever take off these stupid costumes. Stay tuned to find out.