Title: Scary Combination
author: jmaria
tth100 prompt: Kit
Crossover fandom: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Kit, Connie, Lula, Vinnie
Prompt: 097. Bonds
Word Count: 228
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimer: Joss owns Kit, Janet Evanovich owns Connie, Vinnie, and Lula
Summary: Kit finds herself at Vincent Plum's Bail Bonding company.
Scary Combination
"Hunh, another skinny-ass white girl lookin' to bail out her good-for-nothin' man, am I right?" The large black woman who was bent over one of the filing cabinet drawers, attitude and the butt of a big gun sticking out of the back of her tight cut-offs.
"Yowser," Kit Holburn muttered under her breath, getting another look from the woman.
"You got something to say little girl?"
She did, and if she had balls made of steel, she'd still be damned frightened by the woman. Why couldn't the Watchers Council have sent a Slayer to pay off the bail and get this bounty hunter to give up the case? Why send her in? She was only a junior Watcher.
"Nope, I'm actually here to find Stephanie Plum. You wouldn't be her, now would you?" Fat chance, Kit thought to herself.
"Uppity little thing, ain'tcha?"
"Steph doesn't come in every day. Only when she'd got a body claim or picking up a skip," the red-head at the desk said.
"That means I have to talk to Vincent Plum," Kit sighed.
"What about?"
"Reimbursing him for a bail bond on a girl who's case has been dropped."
"I wish you all the luck in the world," Connie sighed, nodding to Vinnie Plum's office. "Best if you avoid words like fetish and goats."
"What?" Kit snapped, as the door closed behind her.