I couldn't think of what to do for the opening scene with Chris, so instead here's what the theme song would look like. You can skip it if you want but beware slight spoilers ahead. Just imagine all of this happening as the TD theme song plays.
The theme song plays. First we see Chris sneezing then it goes into the hotel lobby where we see Kevin making a fool of himself in front of Laurie and Olga. Next we go into the confessional where we see Maria hiding. Next it's off to the pool where we see 6 characters, all of them in their swimwear. Off to the side we see Regina and Margaret sunbathing underneath an umbrella. In the pool we can see Rival and Tyson playing volleyball. Right next to them is Andrew on an inflatable tube hugging his phone when suddenly he drops it into the pool. Sunny, who's sitting right there poolside, laughs at this. Francesco comes out from the water with Andrew's phone. Next it's a straight shot into the dinosaur floor where we see Cheori riding a pterodactyl, below is Deon popping out of a bush with Dante in a headlock. Suddenly Courage attacks them. Up next is the comedy floor where on stage we see Elizabeth, who's obviously bragging about herself while Qwynn is interviewing her when suddenly, a pair of gigantic chattering teeth bursts out of the wall and attacks them. Over on the music floor see Elvis singing his heart out while Atticus Liz have their ears covered. Suddenly, Atticus grabs Elvis's guitar and hits him with it, knocking him unconscious. On the golf floor, we see Phoebe in Libby mode hitting golf balls at Chef. In the infirmary we see Penelope "operating" on Guy. In the h-e-double hockey sticks floor, we see Hayley in her psychical form plotting something. Lastly, in the food floor we see Carter trying to reprogram a Gordon Ramsey robot. We circle back to the dinosaur floor where everyone is huddled around a campfire with Hayley on the wall right behind them. Andrew tries to make a move on Sunny when suddenly a t-rex smashes the campfire with its foot and everyone gets scared and runs off.
BTW most of that was random so don't read too much into it. Now on with the episode.
The scene opens up with where we left off, with the contestants running for their lives from a vicious t-rex.
"Even I won't take on that thing!" Margaret yelled.
"Hah, what an excellent first challenge, I know what I'm doing today" said Atticus.
Carter was running from the beast, when suddenly he trips on a rock, causing a seven person pile up between him, Sunny, Franchesco, Regina, Rival, Olga, and Maria.
"EVERYONE GET OFF ME!" Carter commanded.
"Sorry" Sunny apologized.
"That was all your fault, you know." Regina said.
Carter gave her a stare.
"Well it was!" Regina said.
Everyone else gets up without saying anything. Rival, Regina, Maria, and Olga all left quickly leaving Carter, Sunny, and Francesco.
"Here, hop on my back!" Francesco said. Suddenly, the t-rex's foot lands near Sunny and she gets scared, then without warning, the t-rex leans down and swallows her and Carter whole.
"SUNNY!" Francesco yells. He tries to hop onto the dinosaur, but gets scared and runs away when the beast turns to him
Confessional: Carter
"It's just simple math, children." He says, then wipes the dinosaur saliva off his shirt. "One robotic dinosaur plus one me inside said robotic dinosaur equals I win the challenge with ease. Just watch and learn ladies and gentlemen."
Confessional over
"Huh, this doesn't look like a robot." Carter said from inside the t-rex. "Oh well, let's see if I can hack into it anyway." He gets his laptop out.
Suddenly Elizabeth stops. "Hmmm" she said, and looked at the trees then turned to some people. "Anyone up for a climb?"
"Count me in!" Tyson responded.
"GET OUTTA MY WAY!" Kevin said as he pushed Liz into Guy.
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" Guy said angrily.
"It wasn't my fault you dimwit! That guy pushed me." Liz said.
"Well whatever, we've gotta get away from the gigantic t-rex!" Guy replied.
"At least that's something we can agree on!" Liz said back.
Confessional: Liz
"I think I'll stick with him because I'm small and fast and he's big, fat, and slow. To a carniverous dinosaur, I'm basically a tooth pick while he's a 4 course meal. If push comes to shove, I can just feed him to the t-rex."
Confessional over
Next the t-rex goes toward Qwynn, Choeri, and Libby. Qwynn is scared while the other two look ready for a fight.
"GWARRRR ROARRRR GROWLLLLL" Cheori said.
"What are you doing?" Qwynn asked, confused.
"Oh I'm speaking dinosaur. I have a stuffed alligator named Ally at home and I talk to her all the time. Telling a huge dinosaur to go away can't be much different right?" Cheori responded.
"COME AT ME!" Libby said. She jumped on the dinosaur and climbs up to it's head.
"YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU" Libby says as she punches the t-rex. Meanwhile inside the t-rex, Carter is busy at work on his laptop while Sunny stares at him confused.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
"Just need to get through one more firewall and...I'm in!" He exclaimed.
Cuts back to Libby. Suddenly the t-rex stops in its tracks then turns around. Libby falls off the dinosaur as she gets hit by a tree branch and her hat falls off.
"Ugh, what happened" she said.
Qwynn picks up her cap. "Here's your hat." He says.
"No, get that thing away from me!" Phoebe bats it away.
"Interesting." Qwynn says, then he picks up the hat. Cuts to Andrew, who's out of breath.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Andrew said as he was gasping for air. "This thing is our first challenge?"
Just then, Franchesco runs into him.
"Oh, it's you again." Frachesco says.
"Hey, where's the girl you were with?" Andrew replied.
"I...don't know. Lost her in all the confusion." He replied back.
"Do you need help?" Andrew said.
"No, not from you. You'd probably screw it up." Frachesco said, coldly.
"Oh come on man" Andrew says "you need help, and I need a ride because I'm kinda out of breath right now."
"Are you trying to bribe me?" Frachesco asked.
"Is it working?" Andrew replied.
Meanwhile, Margaret is now a good distance away from the dinosaur.
"Whew, Chris wasn't lying about this challenge being a doozy. I think I'm going to need some help. I'd better call one of the boys." She immediately gets out her phone and makes a call. "Giavonni" she says "yah, I think I'm going to need some help here…" she stops when she sees Laurie staring at her out of the corner of her eye. "Margaret, what is it? Are you in trouble?" Giavonni asks on the other end. "Nevermind" she answers him then hangs up, then rushes over to Laurie.
"Who were you calling?" Laurie asked.
"That's not important. Just help me find one of the eggs and I'll share the prize with you, kapeesh?" Margaret then hears something in the bush behind her. She goes over to it and reaches in. "I know you two are here too!" She pulls Deon out of the bush, who had Dante in a headlock.
"Seriously?" Deon said.
Confessional: Laurie
With a shocked expression on her face, she says "I don't know what she meant by "one of her boys" but that and her demeanor really caught me off guard."
Confessional over
Cuts to Tyson, on top of a tree, clearly hanging on for dear life "When you said up for a climb, this isn't what I had in mind." He says.
"Oh, it's not that hard." Elizabeth said.
"I'm captain of every team back home, but we don't have a tree climbing team at my school." Tyson said.
"Oh come on, just try!" Elizabeth yelled at him.
"Oh okay." He says, then lets go of the trunk then successfully jumps from one branch to the other.
"YAH! GO TEAM!" He proudly lifts his arms up as he exclaims. He then promptly falls off the branch. Elizabeth thinks about going after him, but she shrugs and says "Eh, he'll be fine" then swings off. Cuts to Kevin, who's now a good distance away from the t-rex.
"I think I lost it." He stops for a second to take a quick breather. "Now, I've just gotta find those eggs." He slaps his own cheeks to get himself psyched up then yells "WOO!"
"COMING DOWN DUDE!" Tyson yells as he's falling.
"Tyson?" Kevin looks up. "Hold on man, I've gotcha!" He runs around with his arms out, but in the end Tyson lands on Kevin but they're okay because it's a cartoon.
"Sorry man" Kevin apologizes.
"It's okay. I'm durable." Tyson says back then they both laugh at that comment.
"So, you've got a plan?" Kevin asks Tyson.
"I was just gonna run around and find those eggs, you?"
"Same" Kevin said back to Tyson. Tyson gets up then helps Kevin up.
"Maybe we won't have to" Kevin says.
"Why?"
"Because, look!" Kevin points behind Tyson's shoulder. Behind him is a rocky ledge. About halfway up perched on a branch is a nest with eggs in it.
Confessional: Guy
He's clearly out of breath when he says "I don't know why that little girl is sticking around me" he gasps for air "and I don't care, but the least she could do is slow down. I need water, PLEASE!"
Confessional over
Cuts to Liz speeding by a lake.
"Oh thank Keanu Reeves!" Guy exclaimed. He then crawls over to the lake and starts drinking from it.
"Keanu Reeves? What'she got to do with anything?" Liz asked him.
"Shut up little girl, just let me drink!" Guy exclaimed back at her.
"Okay then" she said " I guess we need something to make this go faster. Something like..." She examines the area, and sees a pack of brontosauruses chowing down on some nearby trees. "...that!" She exclaims.
"Oh no, you're not getting me on one of those things." Guy said.
"Oh yes I am." She says back.
Meanwhile, Qwynn is busy interviewing Phoebe and Cheori.
"So what is it with you and this hat?" Qwynn asks.
"Nothing, why? Were people saying stuff about me?" Phoebe answered.
"Well no, but…"
"LIAR!" Phoebe grabbed Qwynn by the front of his sweater. "I know they were saying stuff about me. I mean, I grabbed that one dude's guitar and almost injured someone...no! She did that!"
"Who's this "she"?" Qwynn questioned.
"I...um...uh...nevermind." Phoebe lets go of Qwynn's sweater.
"Interesting. Very interesting." Qwynn turns to Cheori. "So what about you? What's your deal?"
"My deal? Whatever do you mean? I don't have a "deal" with anyone, silly!" Cheori responded.
Confessional: Qwynn
"I can already see that these two are going to be tough nuts to crack, but I'm not one for giving up!"
Confessional over
Meanwhile Rival was in a field of thick, tall grass with 3 girls.
"Chris said we need to find some eggs?" Rival asked the group.
"Zit vas Hayley vho said that, vut yah." Olga replied.
"Let's just hurry up and find one of those eggs already." Maria said.
"Screw that. I say we just forget about those nasty old eggs and go to Chef in the volcano. I'd rather not worry about those dinosaurs or get any dirtier than I already am." Regina chimed in.
"Wait, there's dinosaurs here?" Rival asked.
"YES!" The girls yelled back at him.
"Oh, I forgot." He said.
"Back to this challenge. You know, they didn't say we had to find the eggs…" Regina said, before she was interrupted by Olga.
"Oh come von, vhere's your vighting spirit?"
"Look, they never said we had to find the eggs, plus I'm tracking mud on my heels." Regina complained. "If you have a quick way to find one of those eggs, I'd be okay with that, but this is the first challenge, and I think just getting it over is a good plan to me." She argued with Olga.
"Ves, this is ze virst challenge, vut ve should be taking it veriously! Ve should ve vaking every vallenge veriously!" Olga yelled back at her.
"Hey, does anyone want to know what I think?" Rival interrupted.
"NO!" Rival got frustrated as they both yelled back at him. "What should we do?" Maria whispered in Rival's ear.
"You know, I can't even understand what you're saying half the time!" Regina yelled at Olga.
"Don't worry, I've got this." Rival whispered back in Maria's ear. He then gets up and panicked. He say "I...um" before kissing Olga.
Confessional: Rival
He facepalms himself. "Aw come on, how stupid can you get? I thought this was all behind me, but nope I just had to do it, and in the first challenge no less! Ugh, why do I always do this to myself?"
Confessional over
Confessional: Olga
She stands up angrily, arms folded in the confessional. "Are you vidding me I can't believe vit!" She huffed "He's not even vy type! HMPH!"
Confessional over
All of the girls have really confused looks on their faces.
Rival says "I uhhh...come on, let's go!" then grabs Maria by the hand and leaves the situation rather than explaining himself.
Cuts to the volcano, where Chef is waiting patiently when suddenly Atticus enters the scene.
"Seriously? One of you kids is here already?" Chef looked confused.
"Yah yah, whatever. I've got some work to do." Atticus said.
"So tired...need a break!" Franchesco said, as he was crawling up next to a rock with Andrew on his back.
"Are you sure that you're strong?" Andrew asked.
"Dude you weigh like 250 lbs, I'm 275. I need a break, okay. Now get off me." Franchesco said.
"Hey, I'm not THAT heavy. I'm only 200." Andrew says as he gets off Frachesco's back.
"Are you sure about that?" Frachesco asked.
"Okay...220. But don't tell anyone that. Especially not that girl you were with." Andrew replied.
"Speaking of Sonia, we should probably get looking for her." Frachesco said.
"Yah uh huh. Hold on a second." Andrew then gets out his phone.
"Hey, you said you'd help me find her."
"Yah but I haven't checked in on Mitsuke in 32 minutes."
"Who?" Frachesco questions.
"Oh, nevermind. Just take your break." Andrew replied. He opens up his phone, only to see Mitsuke isn't there.
"Mitsuke? Where'd you go?" He panicked.
Just then, she returned to the screen. "Sorry, I just got back from a concert" she said.
"Oh good. PHEW" Andrew wiped the sweat off his forehead.
Franchesco continues to take his break as Andrew continues to talk to his "girlfriend" but after a few minutes Franchesco says "Alright, breaks over!"
"Yah, uh huh. Hold on a sec." Andrew replies.
"Come on man, I've had my time to rest. Now it's time to find Sunny." Franchesco says.
"I said hold on!"
Just then, Courage comes out from behind the bushes and steals Andrew's phone.
"Oh no! Mitsuke!" Andrew screams.
"Watch me if u wan!" Courage runs away.
"We have to go after her!" Andrew exclaimed in Franchesco's face.
"No, we have to go after Sunny, remember?"
"I just…" Andrew thinks for a second, then goes after Courage.
Franchesco sighs then says "I know I'm going to regret this" then takes off after him.
"Alright guys…" Margaret said before being interrupted by Laurie
"Ahem" she said.
"...and girl. Sorry, I'm not used to it." She whispers in Laurie's ear. Margaret then addresses everyone when she says "Alright everyone *points at Deon* I need you to be my muscle. *Points at Dante* You can be a distraction, *points at Laurie* and you...actually, I don't know. What are you good for?"
"I...I'm an MMA fighter." Laurie says nervously.
Margaret gets up in Laurie's face then says "Good, *points at Dante* then you can help scrawny boy over there when he gets eaten by a dinosaur. *points at Deon* Then you can help him carry the egg. Got it?"
Laurie gulps then says "Got it."
"Alright now we just need to find an egg.
Just then, Dante trips over what appears to be a blue colored rock.
"Could someone help me up?" Dante says.
"You're on your own." Deon says.
"Help him up!" Margaret commands him.
"Oh alright." Deon begrudgingly helps him up then asks him "Man, what did you trip on?"
"That rock over there, homie!" Dante exclaimed.
"Man, you're weak." Deon kicks the rock, but it rolls over, now looking like the shape of an egg.
"Yo, I think that's one of those eggs homie." Dante said.
"For real?" Deon whispered.
"Maybe if we steal it, we could be team captains! Then everyone would have to answer to us!" Dante exclaimed.
"Shhhhhhhhh keep it down, and answer to me you mean!" Deon said in response.
Deon and Dante jump on the egg and fight over it when suddenly, Margaret comes into the frame.
"What are you two clowns doing?" She yelled.
"We were just…" they both said. Then "You're gonna have to answer to me!" Deon exclaimed then grabbed the egg out of Dante's hands and runs off.
"Oh no you don't! Come on." She motioned to Laurie.
"Oh, alright." Laurie said then followed Margaret.
They take off after Deon, leaving Dante in the dust.
"You're not gonna catch me!" Deon exclaims, then promptly runs into a large foot. He looks up to see that it belongs to an allosaurus.
"Even I'm not dumb enough to challenge that thing!" He tries to get away from it, but it grabs him by the back of his shirt. Margaret and Laurie see this.
"Alright, your new job is to GET THAT EGG FOR ME!" Margaret yelled in Laurie's ear.
"But I.."
"You what?" Margaret questioned her. "Are you chicken?"
"No, it's just that's a 40 foot tall dinosaur, and I'm a 5 foot tall girl." Laurie responded.
"Excuses, excuses. Look, you don't have to beat the thing up, you just have to get that egg for me. Comprende?" Margaret pressured her.
"Comprendo." Laurie finally says.
Laurie walks up to the dinosaur. "Hey ummm...big ugly!" She kicks the dinosaurs foot to get it to pay attention. It turns around, and the sudden jerk motion causes Deon to drop the egg, which lands in Laurie's arms.
"Good job." Margaret praises Laurie.
"Hey, what about me?" Deon asked.
"Oh alright, but only because I need as much muscle as I can get." Margaret grabs a gun out of her purse and fires it off into the trees. The dinosaur drops Deon and runs away.
Confessional: Margaret
"What? It's just a toy gun spray painted to look real" she explains. "They wouldn't let me take a real one, okay!" Suddenly the gun in her hand starts to light up and make funny sounds. She facepalms herself with her other hand and says "Ugh, I hate this thing."
Confessional over
Meanwhile, Kevin has just finished climbing up the ledge and made it into the nest. He's helping Tyson up.
"You got me bro?" Tyson asked.
"Yah, I've gotcha. Just a little ways more." Kevin pulls Tyson up into the nest.
"Yes!" They both said as they high fived.
"Now, all we need to do is grab one of these eggs and take them to Chef!" Kevin exclaimed.
"Hey, didn't that lady say that they were different colors or something?" Tyson questioned.
"Don't know, don't care. I don't really listen to what women say, especially redheads, YUCK!" Kevin said back.
Just then, a pterodactyl lands in the nest.
"Dude!" Tyson exclaimed.
"No worries man, if there's one thing I know about math, it's that there's two of us and only one of it. Let's gang up on it!" Kevin said.
They begin by punching it, but this only angers it, so it starts pecking them.
"OUCH!" They repeatedly yell.
"I think we need a different plan." Tyson said.
"Alright, you hold it down while I tear it's pecker thingee off!" Tyson does as Kevin said and Kevin grabs the snout and tries to pin the beast down, but it's having none of this so it takes off into the sky.
"WOAH! Are we like, floating?" Tyson said.
"Huh, I guess we are. I didn't know this thing could fly!" Kevin answered Tyson.
Kevin gets off its head. "Take us to Chef!" He proudly says, but the pterodactyl continues fighting them, and eventually throws them off its back
"Um, did you remember to grab those eggs?" Tyson asked Kevin.
As they're falling, they look back to see a t-rex gobble up the nest that they were just at, then Kevin facepalms himself. "Aw man!" He says.
"Hmmm...Interesting." Elizabeth says from a distance.
Meanwhile, a whole bunch of eggs drop on Carter and Sunny.
"What are we supposed to do with these?" She asks.
"Sort through them. If you find the red or blue one, tell me." Carter commanded.
"Okay but what do I do with the ones that aren't the one we're looking for?"
"Eh, just throw them out the back." Carter responded to Sunny.
Cuts to Liz, who's commanding a mighty brontosaurus with Guy right behind her.
"Is that t-rex pooping eggs?" Guy said.
"Don't be silly!" Liz snapped at him. "The only eggs you need to be looking for are ones that are either red or blue. Got it?"
"Maybe it would go better if I wasn't sick!" Guy snapped back at her. "What was in that water I drank?" He tries to hold back his barf, but he pukes off the side of the dinosaur. Liz grabs a plant that was growing on one of the trees.
"Hey, that smells like bubblegum." Guy says.
"Here, take it. This plant is used for medicine. It'll make you feel better." Liz says calmly.
"Okay." Guy takes it from her then puts it down his mouth and swallows it.
"Oh man!" Guy's face turns red and he turns to let out an even bigger pool of vomit.
Confessional: Liz
"Hah! That's the power of the allspice plant!" She grins evilly. "Oh don't worry, he'll be okay...probably."
Confessional over
Cuts to Phoebe, who's crying with Qwynn right there by her side.
"All I said was that your family sounds really interesting. I...I'm sorry...apparently." Qwynn said, not knowing what to do.
"But we're not, okay? My family is completely normal!" Phoebe exclaimed as she was crying.
"Um...okaaaaaaaay." Qwynn looks at the camera and says "I don't know how to respond to this. I mean, I write for all sorts of characters, but this...is amazing! You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried! I've got to write this down!" Qwynn gets out his notebook and starts writing.
"You think I'm...amazing?" Phoebe asked Qwynn.
"Huh? Oh yah sure sure sure. This is ten times better than anything I can come up with!" He said excitedly.
"Um...thanks." Phoebe wipes her nose. "Hey um...where's the other girl?"
"Oh no, I lost track of…" before Qwynn can finish, a pack of raptors is seen running their way, and Cheori is seen riding one of them.
"Um, I think I can see her over there." Phoebe said.
"RUN!" Qwynn exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Rival and Maria are a good distance away from Regina and Olga.
"Alright, I'll say it. What was that all about?" Maria asked Rival.
"I'm sorry, I was just...flustered, okay? I didn't know what to do." Rival replied.
"Then why did you say "I've got this"?"
"Because they were arguing, and I had to do something about it." Rival answered her.
"I'm no expert, but even I know that there was a million other things that you could've done that would've been a better option than what you did." Maria said back.
"Look, can we just drop this for the time being. Now, Chris said we need to find some eggs?" Rival said to change the subject.
Maria sighs then says "First, again, it was Hayley who said that, and secondly, yes, and there's supposedly 2 eggs, one that's colored red, and one that's colored blue."
"Right. Any ideas?"
"I was just going to grab the first one I see." Maria said
"That's not a very good plan."
"Yah, and kissing Olga wasn't a very good plan either so now we're even." Maria then gets up and walks away.
"Where are you going?" Rival went after her.
"Anywhere but here" she replied.
"Come back!" Rival said.
He continues running after her.
Confessional: Atticus
He's sweating like a pig and breathing heavily "Fun fact: volcanoes can explode with the introduction of outside water!"
Confessional over
Cuts to Atticus running around the edge of the volcano.
"That's it...just a little more!"
He continues running until he's out of breath.
"This is going...nowhere. I'm going to...have to break down and...ask for help. YUCK! It doesn't...feel right saying it. But if I want...to recreate the extinction of the...the...dinosaurs, I must!"
Cuts to Courage running into a cave. A couple of seconds later Andrew catches up.
"Get...back here!" He says as he runs out of breath. Just then, Franchesco enters the scene.
"Are you sure you need this thing?" He asked.
"Yes! I have to have Mitsuke!" Andrew yelled at him.
"Who's Mitsuke?"
"Mitsuke is...she's...nevermind. It's not important. I just need my phone back!" Andrew exclaimed.
"If it's not important, then why don't we go look for Sunny?" Franchesco says.
"NO!" Andrew yells back emphatically.
Franchesco gets mad and says "Alright, that's it. I didn't want to bring this up, but Sunny...she got eaten by that t-rex that chased after all of us, and I tried to go after it, but I have an injury man, I needed help. That's why I decided to stick with you but I didn't sign up for this."
"Fine, if you feel that way then go!" Andrew responded. "Sunny may be important to you, but my phone is important to me!"
"You're really not going to change your mind, are you?" He asks Andrew.
"No. Sunny may be nice, and smell nice...and you know be real, but right now this is more important to me. Besides, this is a challenge, so she'll probably be okay. Honestly I probably would've been more concerned about her if it wasn't for that."
"Alright, at least you're honest. I guess if you really feel that way then I guess I'll help get your phone back." Franchesco finally said.
Meanwhile, Deon, Dante, and Laurie are busy lifting the egg for Margaret.
"Come on, you slowpokes!" Margaret yells at them.
"My question is why isn't Deon carrying this thing? I've seen him do it before." Laurie said.
"Because he's also proved that I can't trust him alone with it." Margaret responded.
"You know if you ask me, I think he's slowing us down!" Deon points at Dante.
"I...HAVE...A LOWER...CENTER OF GRAVITY DAWG!" IT'S NOT...MY FAULT!" Dante snapped back at him.
"Whatever man." Deon pulls the egg away from Dante."
"Hey dawg!" Dante said.
"Eh, don't start…"
Before Margaret finishes, a t-rex jumps out of the trees and goes for the egg.
"Oh no you don't!" She grabbed the egg just as the beast clamped its teeth down on it.
"Well don't just stand there, help me!" Margaret commands them.
"I've got you!" Laurie grabbed Margaret. The other two join in. They continue to pull back, but the strength of the mighty t-rex is just too much, and it swallows the egg along with Margaret.
"Success!" Carter said as the egg drops down into the stomach cavity of the dinosaur. "Now we just need to take this baby to Chef!"
Just then, Margaret drops down right next to the egg. "No you're not!" She says.
"Um, you're squishing me." Sunny interrupts.
"Fine, let me put this thing on auto pilot." Carter pushes some buttons on his laptop. "...and psych!" Carter grabs the egg and attempts to get out the way he came in. Meanwhile…
"Hey look Kevin, I think that's the egg we're looking for."
"Lemme see!" Kevin hunched over Tyson to get a better view of the egg, which indeed did have a bright red hue.
"Hey stupid!" Liz poked Guy. "I think that's the egg we're looking for!"
"That's...great. Let's...go!" Guy says as he's really sick and looking pale.
"Oh no. Not me. You're going to be the one to get it for me." Liz said.
"Seriously?" Guy asked.
After a quick transition, Liz has made a slingshot out of some trees and other stuff which she has Guy strapped to.
"Seriously." She whispers in Guy's ear before letting go of him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Guy yells as he goes streaming across the sky like a comet.
"GOT IT!" Kevin exclaims as he lifts up the egg. That is until Guy hits him like an asteroid smashing into Earth and he drops the egg.
"Well, that's not exactly how I drew it up, but that'll do." Liz slightly giggles at Guy's pain.
Confessional: Qwynn
It looks like he was trampled and has several claw marks. "I swear these girls are going to be the death of me, but at least I'm learning a lot about them. Isn't it spectacular?" He says excitedly.
Confessional over
"That was insane!" Qwynn exclaimed.
"Yah, but we still lost the other girl." Phoebe reminded him.
"I've never met someone so bold, so daring as to put themselves in danger!"
"Are you kidding me?" Phoebe said "That was terrifying, I was terrified."
"I've got to write this down!" Qwynn got out his notebook and started writing.
"Come on." Phoebe grabbed Qwynn by the back of his sweater and started dragging him.
"You know, we really should go back for him." Regina said.
"Vah, it vas veird how he kissed ve and vhen ran off, but vhat doesn't mean ve shouldn't go check on them." Olga replied
"I think they went this way." Regina pointed.
"No, they vent this vay." Olga pointed in the other direction.
"HELP!" a girl's voice screams.
"We should go in the direction of that screaming." Regina said
"I agree." Olga said.
Cuts to Maria stuck in the middle of a stampede of raptors. Rival climbs a tree to try and get a clearer view of the situation.
"Alright, this is going to be difficult, but if I time it just right." Rival grabs a vine and swings from it.
"Take my hand!" he says as he's swinging from the vine.
Maria grabs his hand, but the extra weight makes the vine snap and they land on one of the beasts with Cheori.
"Oh hey guys!" Cheori says, excitedly. "Isn't this fun?"
"Nope." Rival bluntly replied.
"Look out for that tree!" Maria exclaimed.
Suddenly, all of the raptors come to a stop.
"Now you visten here!" Olga exclaimed. "Vou should not be stampeding wildly around like this. Vou could get someone hurt!"
"Aw man, you're no fun!" Cheori yelled at Olga.
Olga and Regina look up, and sees Maria and Rival behind Cheori
"Hey, it's you!" Regina exclaimed.
"VOU!" Olga stomped her way over to Rival.
"Look, I can explain." Rival said.
"Save it! Things are still vot okay between vus! Vou got vat?"
"Sure…"Rival said, before Olga interrupted.
"Vut I'm glad you're okay." She said.
Cuts to Atticus, whos begrudgingly asking Hayley for something.
"I...I...I…" Atticus kept repeating himself.
"Come on, spit it out." Hayley said.
"I really need a water hose. Can you make it for me?" he finally said.
"Sure." Hayley generates the hose for him. Atticus grabs it and goes his merry way.
"Are you worried about this?" Chef chimed in.
"Nah, whatever damage he creates, I can just erase." Hayley answered him.
Meanwhile, Andrew has practically given up. He's breathing very heavily when he says "We've been at this for what seems like hours, man."
"Hey listen," Franchesco chimes in "you did not drag me all the way into this cave just to give up. Come on, we've went this far into the cave, we can't give up now."
Just then, Courage sneaks around them, using the darkness to his advantage. "Many have truied, bwt they all fuleied. The westion is can u survive the wrath of Courage?"
Out of nowhere, Courage attacks Andrew.
"Hold on, I've got it!" Franchesco goes after Courage, punching him a few time before he lets go of Andrew.
"So, u want a wight, do u?"
"Huh?" immediately after Franchesco says that, Courage jumps on him. Franchesco tries to fend him off, but Courage overpowers him.
"Hmmm" Andrew sees a loose stalagmite. "Hey, lead him over here!" he says.
"Right after I get him off of me!" After a few tries, Franchesco pulls Courage off of him.
"Whoopsie!" Andrew throws a rock at the stalagmite, causing it to fall on Courage. Andrew's phone lands right in front of him.
"We did it!"
"No, YOU did it!" Franchesco corrects Andrew.
Cuts to Liz running to the volcano with the egg when suddenly out of nowhere, Elizabeth steps in front of her.
"Psshh. Like I should take you seriously!" Liz said.
"You should!" Elizabeth responded. "I had to follow those idiots and then you just to get here!"
"Yah, I'm small and agile, so…" Liz gets down and crawls in between Elizabeth's legs. "Catch you later!" She blows a raspberry at her as she's running away.
"Oh no you don't!" Elizabeth chased after her as a t-rex rushes past them. "Get back here!" she says.
"Yah, I think I'll hitch a ride on this guy." Liz grabs the mighty dinosaur's tail and rides it all the way to Chef.
"And we have a winner!" just as Chef says that, Carter and Margaret emerge from the beast's mouth, fighting over the egg.
"Give it to me!" Carter said.
"No, you give it to me!" Margaret said.
They continue to fight until…
"Hey, what's that?"
"Oh no, I'm not falling…" before Carter can finish, Margaret trips him.
"Okay, winners.
"And we have dour winners!" Chris says excitedly as he appears on his screen.
"I already said that." said Chef.
"Aw man!" Chris said.
"Alright, show's over." Hayley makes everything disappear.
Cuts to an excited Atticus as he finally has his hose and he's about to use it when suddenly, it all disappears and he comes falling down. "Aw man!" he says.
"Alright, since I gues technically the blue egg got her first, you get the first pick." Chef awarded Margaret the pick.
Cuts to everyone, now in the same room together.
"Okay, since you were smart enough to hack into that thing, you're my first choice." Margaret said.
"Thanks, name's Carter by the way."
"Yah, don't care." Margaret said back to him."
"I pick him." Liz points at Guy.
"No, please!" Guy pleaded with Chef.
"Too late!" Liz said.
Confessional: Liz
"Yah, I knew that he wasn't the best choice, but he'll make a good scapegoat for when we lose."
Confessional over
Margaret starts to make her next pick when Chris chimes in. "Wait, before you make your next pick now's a perfect dime do reveal my special twist." Margaret and Liz groan. "I get do make every other pick." Chris said.
"WHAT?" Margaret remarked.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Liz said.
"Do, I'm dot. Margaret, dor your next teammate, I pick Deon, dand for Liz, I pick Andrew."
"Hmmmmm...Alright, since I guess you helped me get the egg, I pick you." Margaret pointed at Laurie.
"Me?" Laurie asked.
"Yes, you." Margaret answered.
Confessional: Laurie
"Oh boy." She says, shivering.
Confessional over
"Okay then, I pick you there, the muscular one with glasses." Liz pointed at Franchesco.
"Technically, he's dot a contestant." Chris said.
"Yah, he's her bodyguard." Chef pointed at Sunny.
"Fine, whatever. Then I pick her I guess." Liz answers.
"Alright then. Dext for Margaret, I pick Dante, and for Diz, I mean Liz, I pick Devin, I mean Kevin."
Confessional: Margaret
"Seriously Chris? Are you trying to make me go insane? UGH!" She folds her arms.
Confessional over
"Okay then, I pick you, muscular girl!"
"Ve?" Olga said.
"Yes you, is everyone going to say that?"
"Alright then, eenie meanie money, you!" she points at Maria.
"For my next picks, I pick Atticus and Phoebe."
Confessional: Margaret
"Seriously, that guy who knocked me out?" She starts pulling her hair out.
Confessional over
"Next I pick you." Margaret points at Elizabeth. You're that contortionist, right?"
"That I am!" Elizabeth says.
"Alright, since you didn't pick him, I will since he's the only athletic guy left." Liz points at Tyson.
"Next I pick… Rival for Margaret's team and Maria for Liz's team."
"Dang I was going to pick her next!" Margaret snaps.
"Just make your pick!" Liz chimes in.
"I choose...you, the dude with the guitar." she says.
Alright, I guess that leaves me with writer boy, over there." she points at Qwynn, who's still writing stuff down.
"Margaret, your team will from henceforth be called the Towering Terrors." Chirs said.
"Cool!" almost everyone exclaimed as an image of a creepy looking, smiling, tall guy with a blue background appeared above them.
"And Liz, your team is the *snickers* Ballistic Bellhops." Chris said.
"Why do we get the lame one?" Liz asked as an image of a bellhop throwing luggage with a red background appeared above them.
"Because I said so!" Chris answered her.
"HMPH!" Liz responded to him.
"Alright that does it. What will the next challenge ve? Who bill be the virst elimination? Will I ever stop talking like I got sinus congestion because I do? Find out next dime on TOTAL...DRAMA...HODEL MADNESS!"
Alright everyone that's it for this week. Again here are the teams:
Towering Terrors - Atticus, Carter, Cheori, Dante, Deon, Elizabeth, Laurie, Margaret, Olga, Rival
Ballistic Bellhops - Andrew, Guy, Kevin, Liz, Maria, Phoebe, Sonia, Tyson, Regina, Qwynn
1. What did you think of this episode? Sorry I didn't have some deep story line for everybody, but that's the way it goes sometimes.
2. Who stood out to you/who was your favorite character in this episode?
3. Circling back to the intro, what room that I spoiled to you are you the most excited about?
4. Is there anything I need to improve upon character-wise or otherwise?
5. Who do you think will be the first elimination?
6. I'm still taking suggestions for challenges and themes, you don't have to answer this one though.
And lastly, Daring's tip of the day: If you didn't like this episode, fine! Next time I'll make a better episode, one with bl*ckjack and h**kers!