Towering Terrors- Atticus, Carter, Cheori, Dante, Deon, Elizabeth, Laurie, Margaret, Olga, Rival 10/10
Ballistic Bellhops- Andrew, Guy, Kevin, Liz, Maria, Phoebe, Regina, Sunny, Tyson, Qwynn 10/10
The scene opens up on Chris sleeping in his bed. Zoom out of the screen and we can see Chef wearing ear muffs and holding an airhorn, which he presses down on. Chris wakes up immediately.
"WHAT?" he says surprised.
"It's time for the intro." Chef said.
"Oh yah, I forgot." He takes a sip of orange juice from the table next to him then turns to his laptop. "Last dime on Total Drama Hodel Madness, it was a dog eat dog, or in dhis case dinosaur eat contestant world. Dhat's right, dor our first challenge, ve dropped everyone in dhe ages of de dinosaurs. Some were eaten, some dade a fool of dhemselves, some got beat up, but in dhe end it dwas Margaret and Liz winning dhe challenge and getting to pick their teams...partially HAHA! Anyway, who's going to din big, who's going do roll snake eyes, and who's duck will run out? Find dout on dhis episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...HODEL MADNESS!"
*Theme song plays*
The scene opens up on Carter, who's sitting on the Terrors' table, where he's typing furiously on his laptop. On the table in front of him is a bowl of oatmeal which he hasn't touched.
"Okay, now lets test the depths of what's possible in this place." Carter says as he continues typing.
"Hacking into a bowl of oatmeal, easy! Now, I don't like oatmeal. How about some scrambled eggs."
He presses a few buttons and the oatmeal turns into scrambled eggs. "Incredible!" He says, surprised.
"Oh I am so going to love it here!"
/
Dante and Deon were sitting next to each other. Deon was busy eating his breakfast while Dante was trying to reach the cereal, but couldn't due to his short arms.
"Yo dawg, pass me the cereal!" Dante said.
"Get it yourself." Deon replied as he took a bite out of his cereal.
"But I can't man!" Dante said back.
"Too bad."
"Fine!" Dante steals Deon's cereal.
"HEY! GIVE ME THAT BACK!" Deon yelled.
"You get your own cereal homeslice!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" Veins start popping out of Deon's neck.
"You heard me, homie. I said get your own cereal homeslice!" Dante exclaimed.
In response, Deon jumps on Dante. Cuts to Dante, after being thrown, landing over by a scowling Margaret.
"Excuse me." He says, as he gets back up for round 2.
Confessional: Margaret
"Ugh, working with those two is going to be such a pain!" She rubs her forehead.
Confessional over
Olga is busy chewing on her bacon when suddenly, Elizabeth bumps into her from behind and then casually puts her plate down next to Olga's and acts like nothing happened.
"Vhat do you vant?" Olga said in her Russian accent.
"Oh nothing." Elizabeth says cheekily. "It's just you're very strong, and you need that big breakfast. It would be a shame if something happened to it." Elizabeth "accidentally" spills her orange juice all over Olga's plate.
Olga grabs Elizabeth "VISTEN HERE YOU VITTLE PUNK!" She yells at her.
"Oh I'm sorry, was that YOUR plate?"
"VES AND I VEALLY DON'T APPRECIATE VOU SPILLING VOUR STUFF AL OVER MINE!" Olga answered.
"Here, you can have my plate."
Olga stares at her skeptically. "Vhat's the catch?"
"And I get all of this!" Elizabeth points at the table. "Unless you don't think you can handle it."
"OH, VOUR'E ON!"
They both jump on the table and start eating everything in sight.
/
Atticus was reading a history while eating an apple when suddenly Olga, face full of food, gets knocked into him
"You ignoramus!" Atticus threw his apple at her. "I was just getting to the good part!"
"Vell voooooooooooory." Olga says sarcastically as she gets up and dusts herself off.
"Would you stop declaiming like that? I can barely understand what you're saying!"
"Vey, it's just my accent!" Olga yelled back at him.
"Accent or no accent, I feel like I'm talking to some sort of harlequin!" Atticus yelled at her.
"Vould you stop using big vords? Vi don't know vhat you're saying."
"NO!"
Confessional: Atticus
"Oh, I know that's a lie! She may act like a big dumb biker chick, but trust me, she's not as dumb as she looks"
Confessional over
Confessional: Olga
Vi don't know vhat his deal is, but vhis Atticus is vreeping me me out."
Confessional over
Confessional: Guy
"Alright, now's the time for my plan to kick in. What plan you ask? Well, to dominate everyone else and win the money by myself! That's right, I don't need anyone else, except for maybe some others to help me get everyone voted off, but eventually they'll go too. You wanna know how I know? Because I'm better than everyone else! Including that normie Liz. Man, I hate her! Last time she may have got the better of me, but this time I'll one up her! In fact, I think I'm gonna go after her first!"
Confessional over
Guy was sitting at the end of the table staring daggers at Liz as he was eating his toast when she finally notices him.
"What?" She asks.
Guy just continues to stare at her as he grabs his fork and takes a bite out of his pancakes.
"Oooooooookay then, you're kinda creeping me out."
Guy just continues staring at her, so Liz grabs a sausage from her plate and a rubber band from her pocket and wraps the rubber band around her fork and flings the sausage at his face.
Confessional: Liz
"Look if he's trying to intimidate me it's not going to happen. I don't know what his deal is and frankly I don't care."
Confessional over
"How did I end up on this team?" Regina asked. "No one called my name, and on a similar note, why did she end up on the other team?" She points at Cheori.
"I don't know." Sunny said.
"And what's with the name Ballistic Bellhops anyway? I mean that's not a very good name for a team."
"Ugh!" Sunny says as her head falls down into her cereal.
Confessional: Sunny
She still has some cereal in her face. "I don't want to be rude, but Regina has been talking nonstop the whole morning. As someone who tries to save their vocal chords as much as possible, it's just kinda annoying, you know?"
Confessional over
"Hey" Regina said "are you even listening?"
Without saying anything, Sunny gets up,grabs her bowl, and moves next to Franchesco. Qwynn sees this and like a vulture he rushes over to Regina and gets out his pencil and notebook.
"You're willing to talk? Well I'm ready to listen!" He says emphatically.
/
Kevin and Tyson are having an arm wrestling match with Andrew being the referee.
"Aw man" Kevin said "I blinked!"
"Best two out of three?" Tyson asked.
"Sure man. Winner gets my bacon." Kevin and Tyson lock arms together waiting for the referee to do his job.
"Come on man!" Tyson exclaimed.
"Oh yah hold on. Just a sec." Andrew replied.
"HEY, GET OFF YOUR PHONE!" Kevin yelled at him.
Andrew just continues talking to Mitsuke. Kevin gets angry.
Confessional: Kevin
"If there's one thing I hate more than math, it's annoying people. Seriously, just get off your phone man!"
Confessional over
Kevin grabs his phone away from him.
"HEY!" Andrew yelled.
Kevin points his finger at Andrew "Hey, you're our referee. Do your job!"
"Give me my phone back!" Andrew said.
"No, not until you do your job!" Kevin responded.
Andrew sighs "Fine" he puts his hand on top of theirs. "1...2...3!" then releases his hand.
Chef blows his airhorn.
"Hey, what was that for?" Carter exclaimed.
Chef got his megaphone out "Alright everyone, breakfast is over! Everyone get on the elevator!"
"Was that really necessary?" Andrew asked him.
Chef shoves his megaphone in Andrew's face "Are you backtalking me boy?"
"Um...no sir." Andrew said nervously.
"Good, then MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
Andrew and the rest of the contestants rush into the elevator, with Chef being the last one in. As the door closes, Chris appears on his screen.
"Alright, your next challenge is going do be a doozy!"
"You said that about the last challenge!" Liz interrupted.
"I did? I've been forgetting things lately." Chris responded.
"Yah, I don't think he's going to be the most helpful today." Hayley closes his screen and says to the contestants "Your next challenge is a scavenger hunt of sorts. Only…"
Just then, the elevator door opens up the contestants walk out onto what appears to be the Vegas strip, only with a few key differences.
"Your setting is Las Vegas." Hayley finished her sentence. Just then, Chris reappears on his screen, much to the chagrin of Hayley.
"Your dext challenge is to find the several famous landmarks, the eiffel tower, statue of liberty, the sphinx, Big Ben, and one of the Easter island heads and put them back here in their place."
"Hold on." Liz again interrupted "most of those landmarks don't even have replicas in Las Vegas!"
"Don't care! First team to det three dins!" Just then, Hayley turns off his screen again.
"Your challenge starts now!" She yells at everyone.
"Alright, I wanna see five groups of two!" Margaret yelled at her team. "That way we cover as much ground as we can. Plus, I don't trust any of you alone."
"What she said!" Liz yelled at her team. "I REALLY don't trust any of you alone."
"Dot so fast!" Chris reappeared on his screen. "There's a twist!"
"Oh yah, I forgot." Hayley said then generated two slot machines in front of everyone.
"Spin dhese two slots and one dill give dour team an advantage and dhe other one dill give dour team a disadvantage! Chris said before Hayley turns off his screen again.
"I've got it! Deon rushes up to the first machine and takes a spin. It lands on all 3's.
"What does that mean?" He asks.
"It means yall get a 30 minute head start." Chef answered. "Now spin the next one, boy!"
"Hey that's not fair!" Liz protested.
"Fairs are for tourists." Deon says as he spins the next machine. This one lands on two jokers and a banana symbol.
"Is this a joke?" Deon asks.
"No." Chef said "It means you get…"
Before he can finish, a familiar looking guy with short orange hair and a white wife beater walks into the screen.
"Me!" Scott says. "I've been told I can do whatever I want, so let's get cracking!" He cracks his knuckles.
"Hold on!" Chef stops him. "The other team needs to go."
"Oh, fine!" Scott folds his arms.
"I've got this!" Kevin rushes ahead of everyone and spins the first machine. It lands on two pictures of the "welcome to Las Vegas" sign and a Jack symbol.
"Alright!" Kevin says. "Gimme my advantage!"
"Here." Chef gives him a map.
"Are you kidding me? Maps are for nerds!" Kevin throws the map behind him, which Liz catches.
"Phew!" She said.
Confessional: Liz
"He is very lucky! If he ripped it, his a$$ would've been gone!"
Confessional over
Kevin spins the next one. It lands on 2 images of dice rolling and an apple.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Kevin asked.
"You guys each get two dice." Chef answered
"Okay, how's that a disadvantage for us?" Liz asked.
"Because, every time you have to make a decision, you roll the dice and if you get a number over 8, then you get to do whatever you want, but anything less than that, you'll have to do the exact opposite." Hayley explained.
"Can I go now?" Scott asks Chef.
"Yes. " Chef answers him, then he turns to the contestants "You guys can also go!" He addresses the Terrors. "Now for the fun part." He flashes a creepy smile at the Bellhops. "I get to fit yall with shock collars!"
"Shock collars?" Phoebe asks, scared.
"Yes, every time you fail to roll the dice, you get a little zap courtesy of yours truly." Hayley says.
/
Deon and Dante walking down a stretch of road.
"Yo, where should we begin?" Dante asked.
"Man I don't know. I don't even know why Margaret paired us up anyway." Deon responded.
"Because apparently people like it when we're together, homie!"
"What?" Deon was confused. "Also I am not your homie man! I beat you up earlier today, remember?"
"Yah, thanks for reminding me!" As Dante rubs his head, a spider climbs into his bandana.
"Man, let's just go in here!" Deon just opens up the first door he sees. There awaiting them is a ticket booth.
"Tickets please!" The taker says.
"Now you listen here you loser!" Deon picks up the guy by his collar. "I don't need tickets because I'm Deon Blade!"
"Okay fine!" The guy says. "Go ahead."
"Thank you!" Deon puts him down.
"Hey yo dawg, let's see what's behind here!" Dante opens up the door on what appears to be a theater where all the seats are full. On the stage are two guys in blue and white jumpsuits.
"Vand now presenting vour star of ze show, Sasha!" One of the guys says.
Just then, a white tiger in a cage gets lifted up from a panel on the floor. One of the guys open the door and Sasha obediently steps out.
"Sasha zhe Great everyone!" As soon as one of the performers says that, suddenly a red dot appears next to her.
Cuts to Scott in the rafters of the stage with a laser pointer. "Too easy!" He exclaims.
Sasha sees the dot and immediately starts playing with it. The crowd laughs, but they get scared and run out when Sasha jumps off the stage and continues to go after the light. Scott points the light at Deon. Sasha runs right to him.
"Bring it on!" Deon gets in his fighting stance.
"AHAHAHAHA!" Scott swings from a rope right over Deon and Dante and exits the scene.
/
Vi don't know vhy you volunteered to go vith me!" Olga yelled at Elizabeth.
"Relax, relax. What happened this morning is water under the bridge. I have no ill will toward you my friend. Let's just get this challenge over and done with as soon as possible." Elizabeth replied.
"Hmph, vhere's something ve agree on!" Olga said. "So, then, vhy are ve here?"
Zoom out to reveal that they're at a circus themed casino.
"Oh I don't know, this place just called out to me!" Elizabeth said.
Olga facepalms herself. "You better vote be vasting my time, otherwise you're just asking vor a beating!"
"Relax, relax. If what we're looking for isn't here, we can just leave."
"And now the 12:15 showing Circ de la Circ, the most fabulous circus in Las Vegas is about to begin in 5 minutes!" An announcer says from the intercom.
"OOOH! THE FLOOR SHOW IS ABOUT TO START!" Elizabeth exclaimed. Olga sighs as Elizabeth grabs her by the arm.
/
"...and it's not that I didn't know what to do…" Rival explained.
"Uh huh." Atticus doesn't seem to care one bit as he's just reading the Iliad.
"...it's that I did it anyway. I mean how stupid can I be?"
"Apparently very, you ignoramus."
"What kind of a response is that?" Rival said, annoyed.
Atticus just keeps reading his book.
"Dude!" Rival waves his hands in front of Atticus. Finally he looks up.
"Listen you plebeian, I don't care!"
Confessional: Rival
"Man this Atticus guy is a jerk! I mean, who says that to a person?"
Confessional over
"So, where are we going?" Laurie asked.
"That's none of your business!" Margaret snapped back at her.
"But aren't we supposed to worry about this challenge?"
"Yes. Margaret said.
Then why won't…"
"SHHHHHHHHH!" Margaret put her left hand over Laurie's mouth. "I hear something!" Margaret gets down and huddles next to the corner of a building.
"So, where do you want me to take it, boss?" A voice said from around the corner.
Margaret peers around the corner to see that in the trunk of the car is a replica of an Easter Island head.
"Hey, it's one of those things Chris was talking about."
"What should we do?" Laurie asked.
"I'll distract them while you get the loot!" Margaret said.
"Are you sure?" Laurie gulps.
"Oh yah sure, we'll be fine! Chris would never let us get killed, right? That's part of the reason why I signed up in the first place." Margaret answered honestly.
Right after she says that, suddenly some firecrackers start going off around them.
"Hey, what going on?" One of the voices asked.
"HEY? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?" The girls turned around to see that a gangster has discovered them.
"Are you sure about that? Laurie whispered in Margaret's ear.
"HAHAHA! Catch you later!" Scott said as he was getting away.
/
"So, where do you want to go?" Cheori cheerfully asked.
Carter just ignores her and continues typing on his laptop.
"Ahem, I said where do you…"
"I heard you the first time." Carter finally says.
"Well?" Cheori waits for an answer.
"Hold on a second. Just need to hack into the main frame." Carter said as he was typing.
"Well you're no fun." Cheori wandered off.
"And done! Who needs a map when you can just hack into your surroundings?" Carter looks around to see that Cheoi isn't there.
"Ugh, this is why I wanted to do this challenge alone." Carter said, annoyed. "Guess I better go look for them."
Carter wanders into the nearest building, which of course is another casino.
"Hello, Choeri?"
"BOO!" Carter turns around to see Cheori is on an Elvis getup.
"Okay, you've had your fun, now let's go." He says.
"No, not with you!" Cheori runs away from him.
"Hey, get back here!" Elvis, in just his undershirt and underwear, runs into Carter.
Carter sighs. "Now I really wish I could've done this challenge alone."
"She stole my clothes!" Elvis exclaims.
Carter facepalms himself "You've got to be kidding me."
/
"Okay, now your guys' 30 minutes are up!" Chef announces.
"Finally!" Liz said. "Alright, I want to cover the most ground, so…hey, where are you all going?" Everyone just walks away.
"You'd better go catch up with your teammates!" Chef laughed.
Liz sighs " This is the disadvantage of not being taken seriously because you're short."
/
Deon was busy battling the tiger while Dante is just standing back watching.
"Hey, you need help?" Dante asked.
"Nope, I'm good!" Deon answered.
"Okay man, cool cool." Dante waits for a few seconds then jumps in anyway.
"HEY I SAID I'VE GOT IT!"
"Yah but I was bored." Just then the tiger claws his head.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Deon pulls the tiger off of Deon, but then it pounces on him.
"Hold on,I've got you bro!"
"I'm not your bro!"
Dante jumps on the tiger, but it rolls over and squishes him. Deon puts it in a headlock.
"Oh man, I've always wanted to do this!" Deon reaches into the tiger's mouth and pulls out a miniature version of Big Ben.
"Not what I was reaching for, but hey, that was straight up money!" Deon exclaimed.
"Yo homie, I'm still here!" Dante reminded him.
"Yah, and I'm still busy here in case you…" Before Deon can finish, he sees a spider crawl out of Dante's bandana.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Deon gets scared and the tiger breaks free from him.
Confessional: Dante
He looks confused and his eyes are rolling around but a second later he shakes his head and snaps out of it. "Hey man, I don't know how it happened but I think Deon's scared of me alla the sudden, and I'm gonna exploit it dawg!
Confessional over
/
"Ugh, how did I get stuck with you?" Kevin complained.
Andrew looked up from his phone. "What? Hey, you're not Sunny!"
Kevin facepalms himself "Oh man, I can se this is going to be a long day."
"Sorry but, I thought I was following her." Andrew said.
"Look man, I don't think this is going to work." Kevin said.
"Agreed. I'll just go find Sunny and OUCH!" He feels a sudden jolt of electricity. "Oh yah, I completely forgot about these things." He rubs his neck in pain. "Guess I've gotta roll my dice first.
"What dice?"
"We each got a pair of them, dummy." Andrew rolls his dice, he get a 2 on one and a 1 on the other. "Bad luck."
"Here, let me try mine!" Kevin gets his dice out of his pocket and rolls them. He gets a 4 and a 3.
"Hah, I win! Now you have to go!" Kevin said triumphantly.
"Except Chef said that the magic number is eight." Andrew sighs "Guess that means we're stuck together."
"Aw man! You've gotta be kidding me!"
"I wish I was man, I wish I was." Andrew said dejectedly. "So, where do you want to go?"
Kevin looks around, then sees the perfect place. "Look, a wrestling arena!"
Andrew turns around. "Oh no!" He says.
Confessional: Andrew
"I don't want to go to a wrestling arena, are you kidding me?" He takes a few deep panicked breaths. "My dad signed me up for football freshman year, and it did not end well!"
(Flashback)
Andrew is lined up behind the quarterback. The quarterback yells "Hike" then hands the ball off to Andrew.
Not knowing what to do, he gulps "Here I go!" He says, then starts to run, but gets tackled by the entire opposing team almost immediately.
(Flashback over)
Confessional over
"Fine then, since you feel that way, I'm going to roll my dice!" Kevin rolls his dice, he gets 2 fives. "Oh yah!" He celebrates.
"Please don't make me go!" Andrew rolls his dice, he gets snake eyes. "Aw man!"
/
Suddenly, Olga wakes up. The first thing she sees is Elizabeth's face. "Oh man, vhere am I?" She questioned. "Vhe last thing I remember is you dragging ve over to see vhat show, and then vi said ve should go."
"Yah, I didn't wanna do that, so instead I dragged you up here heehee!"
"Up vhere?" Olga asks. Zoom out and we can see the two of them on a platform in front of a crowd. "You've gotta ve kidding me!"
"Oh come on, it'll be fun!"
"Vhat'll ve fun?" Olga looks down and sees a trapeze wire and a net below it. "Vou've gotta ve kidding me!"
"Here, grab my hand!" Someone said from the other trapeze wire.
Olga stands up. "Vokay" she says, then nervously jumps. The other person is there to catch her, but then…
"Fooled ya!" Scott said in disguise. He then proceeds to toss her into a tank of water filled with crocodiles.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" Elizabeth yells.
"Oh yah, and what are you going to do about it?" Scott teases Elizabeth.
Elizabeth jumps on the other trapeze wire and goes after him. Making a fist with her left arm, she punches him in the face.
"OUCH!" Scott says. "Maybe I should get out of here." He jumps on to the nearest platform.
"Oh no you don't!" Elizabeth jumps on to the platform and knocks Scott down with her feet as she lands. He falls in the tank next to Olga.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
Cuts to Olga emerging from the tank. She is punching one of the crocodiles. Meanwhile Scott runs out of the tank with his clothes ripped. One of the sharks tries to bite him but he's too fast for it. The crowd goes nuts and seems to love it.
"Thank you! Thank you!" Elizabeth starts bowing like she just won an award.
/
"Oh great, it's you!" Liz says as she catches up to Guy.
"Leave me alone!" He says.
"Gladly!" Just then, Liz receives a subtle shock to her neck. "Oh yah, I forgot." Liz rolls her dice she gets a 2 and a 3. "Well that's just great!"
"Here, let me roll my dice." Guy does it and all he gets is a 1 and a 4. "Aw man!" He says.
"Well that stinks. Guess we're stuck together."
"Yah, unless they allow rerolls!"
"Guy, that's brilliant!" But then her hopes get immediately dashed as they both feel another shock.
"...Unless they don't allow it." She says.
"How would you know?" Guy asks.
"Fine then, why don't you try it." Liz says sarcastically.
Guy actually tries to roll his dice again, but feels an even bigger shock this time. Liz laughs at this.
"Aw man, you never change, do you?" She asks.
"Let's just get this over with!" Guy said, embarrassed.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Okay let's go...over there!" Liz points at a rather large casino.
"Oh no, I'm not letting you choose where we go! Remember what you did to me last time?" Guy objected.
"Fine then, if you think you're so smart, you pick where you want to go, Mr. Knowitall!"
"Fine, I will! How about...over there!" Guy points at a restaurant.
"Oh no, we're not wasting our time over there! OW! Guess we have roll for it." Liz rolls her dice, and gets a 5 and a 3. "Hah! We're going my way!"
"Oh no you don't!" Guy rolls his dice and gets double 6's. "Hah! I've got a higher number! I so own you!"
"But does it matter?" Liz waits for a shock, but nothing happens. "So I guess that means we go our own separate ways.
"Good, because I didn't wanna stare at your face any longer!"
/
"Okay Rival, just be cool, remain calm, and focus on the challenge." He talks to himself. "Alright, where should we begin?" He asks Atticus.
"Over there." Atticus points at a building without looking up from his book. "It'll be funny."
"Alright, if you think so." Rival said.
They enter the building and immediately they're greeted by Deon, who's still wrestling with the tiger.
"Um, okaaaaay" Rival says, confused.
"Hey, you still got that thing?" Dante asked Deon.
"What thing?" He asked.
"The thing you pulled outta that cat's mouth, homie!"
"I'm not your homie, but yah." Deon responded.
"Well toss it over there dawg, I think those are our teammates."
Deon tosses the Big Ben replica over to Rival. The tiger, thinking it's a toy, runs over to Rival and pounces on him. Atticus bursts out in laughter.
"I told you it would be funny!" Atticus continues laughing.
/
"Okay Phoebe, you've just gotta play it safe, and don't listen to Libby. You had one slip up already, but that was in the past. You can do this"
"Who are you talking to?" Sunny asked.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Phoebe yelled then started breathing heavily.
"Um, are you okay?" Sunny asked, concerned.
"Yah, I *gasp* I'm okay. Just trying to psych myself up...you know, for the challenge."
"Well, have you tried breathing exercises?" Franchesco asked her.
"Um...no." Phoebe answered.
"They help Sunny before every concert." Franchesco said.
"Yah, just close your eyes and take a deep breath in..." Phoebe does as Sunny says.
"...and breath out, in then out, in then out." Sunny continues. "Now, open your eyes."
Phoebe opens her eyes. "I think I do feel better. Thanks!"
"You're welcome." Sunny blushes.
"Now, where to?" Franchesco asks the girls.
"That way!" The girls point in opposite directions.
"Oh, we can go your way, I guess. OW!" Phoebe gets a shock from her collar.
"Um...I think you're supposed to roll your dice."
"Okay." Phoebe rolls her dice. She gets a 3 and a 2.
"Okay I think that means we go your way OW! No, my way OUCH!" Phoebe was confused.
"I think the problem was you were indecisive." Franchesco spoke up.
"It's alright, we can go your way, OUCH!" Sunny gets shocked.
"What is going on?" Phoebe asks.
"I don't know, OW!" Sunny gets shocked again.
"Alright, I'm just going to take these crazy things off." Franchesco says.
"No, that's against the rules!" Sunny yells at him, but he touches her collar anyway and immediately gets the shock of his life.
"OOOH!" Sunny says.
"That's going to leave a mark." Phoebe chimed in.
/
Meanwhile, Margaret and Laurie were being held hostage in the back seat of a car.
"You have any ideas?" Laurie whispered in Margaret's ear.
"Hold on, I've got this."
"You girls better better be comfy," the guy in the front of the car said, "because it's the last car ride you're going to get."
"Actually," Margaret spoke up, "this seat is as hard as a rock"
"Oh yah, well too bad!" he said.
Margaret makes a face at Laurie, telling her to keep it up.
"Oh my gosh, what is that smell?" Laurie asked. "Did you forget to bathe this morning?"
"Hey, that's none of your business."
Margaret gives Laurie a thumbs up sign before saying "Dear god, is that your breath? You need a mint, no, make that a whole pack of mints right now!"
"Hey!" He hits a stop sign.
"Where did you learn to drive, clown college?" Margaret said.
"Alright, that's it!" The guy gets up out of his seat, but he forgets to park the car, so they crash into a casino.
Margaret holds her toy gun up to his chin. "Now you listen here" she commands, "you're going to let us go free, take the car, and pretend that none of this ever happened.
"Yes ma'am, whatever you say!"
"Oh yah and one more thing" Margaret says, "give me all your money!"
/
Guy walks into the restaurant.
"Alright, now all I've gotta do is hang out here and wait for my team to lose, then I can vote off that normie Liz!"
He bowls over people on his way to the buffet.
"HEY, WATCH IT!" Regina yelled at him.
"Get your own plate, normie!" Guy didn't realize it was her.
"Hey, that's no way to treat someone!"
"Yah well, getting in my way is no way to treat me!" He yelled at her.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" Regina hits him in the pelvis with her purse.
"HEY!"
"Well, you deserved it!" She retorts.
He finally looks down at her. "Hey, aren't you one of my teammates?"
"Yes, and you're not very smart, are you?"
"Hey, I can dox you if I want, don't forget that!" Guy snapped.
"Un...yah, riiiiiiiight. Shouldn't you be focused on the challenge?"
"Naw, I don't need to. I'm just going to hang out here and vote off that normie Liz tonight. I could use use your vote...OW!" Guy was shocked.
"HAHA looks like you've gotta roll for it." Regina laughed at him.
"Don't remind me!" Guy rolls his dice. Snake eyes. "Crap!"
"Now you've gotta do the challenge with me OUCH!"
"Now you've gotta roll for it!" Guy said back to her.
"Fine!" Regina blew on her dice for good luck. She got a 5 and a 4."YES YES YES!"
"Aw crap!" Guy cursed himself.
/
Chef was sitting at the starting point.
"These kids still haven't gotten here yet?" As soon as he says that, a car barrels towards him. He leaps out of his chair right before the car wrecks it. Margaret and Laurie open up the doors and get out.
"You girls coulda killed me!" He yelled at them.
"Yah well, I didn't. Now quit your complaining, and tell us where to put this." Margaret reaches into the trunk and pulls out the Easter Island head.
"Right over there" Chef started to calm down, "by the cactus."
Confessional: Margaret
"What? I like to drive a little reckless sometimes." She stares into the confessional camera with a straight face. "It's exhilarating!"
Confessional over
"Hello!" Chef was greeted by Rival, who was being used as a chew toy for Sasha the tiger. Deon was pulling her along with a rope with Dante off to his side. Atticus was on the other side, still laughing at Rival.
"Boy, what in tarnation happened to you?" Chef asked them.
"Don't ask" Rival said, "where do I put this?" He held up Big Ben.
"Over by the other one." Chef told him.
"Thanks" Rival said.
"BOO!" Dante tried to scare Deon.
"I told you I'm not scared of you little twerp!" Deon yelled at him.
"Yah, suuuuure. Whatever you say dawg!" Dante winks at him.
/
Confessional: Qwynn
"Ugh, why do I get stuck with the least interesting person on my team? All he talks about is the pointless trophies he's won.
Confessional over
Qwynn and Tyson walk into a casino. Tyson is talking while Qwynn is pretending to write down what he says.
"So then I intercepted the ball," Tyson says excitedly.
"Uh huh." Qwynn says boredly.
"...and then it was all me,"
"Yah."
"...so I dunked the ball into the hoop, and that's how we won the championship game!"
"Tyson buddy" Qwynn interrupted him, "why don't we just focus on the challenge?"
"But don't you wanna hear about the soccer championship?" Tyson asked, disappointed.
"Yah but, maybe later." Qwynn lies. "We should be focused on helping this team win this championship."
"Oh yah right, go team, OUCH! What the heck?" Tyson said.
"Oh, it's these stupid collars. It means we have to roll the dice." Qwynn just throws his dice across the floor. He gets a 5 and a 4. "Good" he says. "You roll yours yet?"
" 5, 5, yes! Go team! Wait, that's good, right?" Tyson asks Qwynn.
"Yes" Qwynn assured him, "now let's get out of here."
"Where's the exit?" Tyson looked around.
"Dunno. Thought we came in over there." Qwynn points at an empty hallway.
"Can I help you?" A tall and large guy in a yellow button up shirt and a black tie and blue jeans snuck up behind them. His name tag bared the name "Dwight" on it.
"Sure, we're looking for the exit." Tyson said to him.
"Exit, why on earth would you want to leave?" Dwight asked them. "We've got plenty of entertainment here." He points at the various games they have. "In fact, we're also a hotel, so you can stay here for days, weeks, months, in fact you may never want to leave."
"Well, a hotel inside of a hotel sounds interesting." Qwynn says.
"That's the spirit!" Dwight replies.
"But we really need to focus on the challenge." Qwynn pulls himself out of it.
"Challenge? We've got plenty of challenges here! There's slot machines" Dwight motions to a row of people playing the slots "roulette" He points at some people spinning a roulette wheel "guessing games…"
Qwynn stops him "Yah, I meant this is a part of a reality show, and we really need to…"
"What about sports games?" Tyson asked him.
"NO YOU IDIOT!" Qwynn scolded him.
"Um, well…" Just then, a basketball court with several hoops, some high up, some on the ceiling, generates behind Dwight. "...we've got pop-a-shot, the ultimate challenge! The farther away the hoop is, the more money you win!"
Qwynn facepalms himself.
"AWESOME!" Tyson goes for it.
"Tyson" Qwynn tried to stop him, "we really can't afford to get distracted here."
"Sorry man, but it is basketball after all!"
/
Andrew and Kevin are hiding in a costume rack backstage.
"You know when you said "Let's go to the wrestling arena," I didn't think you meant "Let's sneak backstage." Andrew said.
"Aw come on man, we had to!" Kevin replied.
"Yah, big sweaty guys in their underwear and paparazzi everywhere. I totally see the appeal." Andrew said sarcastically.
"Now you're getting it!" Kevin patted Andrew on the back.
Andrew sighs. "I was being sarcastic, dumb*ss!"
"Oh, well then watch your mouth mister or I'll break your phone!" Kevin yells.
"Hey, don't ever say that!" He turns to Mitsuke. "He didn't mean that, sweetie."
"Hey who are you talking to?" Kevin asked.
Um...no one." Andrew said sheepishly.
"Yah right, hand it over!" Kevin said.
"NO!" Kevin grabs the phone from Andrew, but he pulls back. It was just then when he got buzzed.
"Hah, now you have to hand it over!"
"Not necessarily." Andrew rolls his dice, he gets both fives. "Hah, now I don't have to!"
"Dude, that's not fair, hand it over!"
"No way man!"
Andrew runs out of the costume rack, but Kevin tackles him. The two continue fighting over Andrew's phone, rolling on the floor until they reach a platform, which lifts them up to a wrestling ring.
"AND NOW INTRODUCING YOUR CHAMPION, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAADE!" An announcer says. The crowd boos as he comes out of the tunnel with Sasha by his side.
"AND HE'LL BE GOING UP AGAINST YOUR CHALLENGERS, UM...THESE GUYS"
"Oh crap!" Andrew said.
"Alright!" Kevin exclaims.
/
Liz entered the casino. "Okay according to this map, the statue of liberty should be right here." She looks up and sees Maria at a table playing cards and goes over to her.
"Hey, how's it going?" She whispered in her ear.
"Good, I've got them right where I want them." Maria whispered back.
"Hey, according to my map one of the items that we're looking for is here."
"I know, he has it." Maria points at a heavyset guy wearing a snakeskin vest over a brown shirt and a cowboy hat.
"Eh, who's dat?" The very same man asked Maria.
"She's...a friend of mine." Maria said.
"Yah, well deal 'er in!" He said with conviction.
Liz waits to get buzzed, but never does. "Okay so, I guess I don't have a choice when it's the hotel's idea. That's stupid!" She mutters to herself.
/
"Okay, now I can check for heat signatures." Carter said.
"Hurry up man, I want my clothes back!" Elvis yelled at Carter.
Carter ignores him. "What's this? It says there's 5 heat signatures in this area now there's 10, now..."
Before he can finish, a stampede of ostriches runs through the casino.
"What the heck?" He says
"Isn't this fun?" Cheori yells from the backs of one of the ostriches.
"No, not for me!"
Just then, Scott opens the door of the casino.
"RUN!" Elvis yells at him.
"Oh great."
/
Qwynn was still looking around for the exit, but just walked down another hallway.
"I swear, I've seen this place before." He said.
"Looking for something?" Dwight appeared behind him.
"Yah, I've been looking for the exit for what seems like the past hour!" Qwynn complained.
"ERRRR...FINE! But if you want that exit so bad, you're going to have to work for it!" Dwight yelled.
"Hmm...well if that's the case, then I think I'll just take a room here." Qwynn said.
"Seriously?" Dwight was confused.
"Yah, I'm incredibly lazy, so I'll get to it when I get to it."
"Okay then, let's get you checked in." Dwight said.
Cuts to the check out desk.
"Alright, what will you be needing for your stay tonight?"
"Hmmmm…" Qwynn thought for a moment, "how about a bucket of ice, some snacks, your best cable package, and a distraction!"
"What?"
"Hah, I live in Arizona, not far off from the real Las Vegas, and if there's one thing I know about these places, it's that the exits are always close to the check out! Catch you later!" Qwynn turns on one of his rings and blinds Dwight with the light it emits on the way out.
"Alright now, I just need to worry about this challenge."
Dwight opens up the door and waves his fist at Qwynn. "Fine then, you'll never get what you're looking for!"
"Wait, does that mean…"
"Yes you idiot, I have the eiffel tower right here" He holds it up in his hand, "and now, you'll have to steal it from me!" Dwight slams the door in Qwynn's face.
"Hmmm...challenge accepted!"
/
"I'm not comfortable with this!" Andrew said nervously.
"Oh come on, it'll be fun man!"
"Look, you're the weaker one, so you take care of him, I've got the tiger." Kevin reassured him.
"I don't think that's a good…" Before Andrew can finish, Deon puts him in a headlock while Sasha pounces on Kevin.
"So, you wanna get a taste of what REAL wrestling feels like?" Deon asks.
"Um, no not really!" Andrew says as Deon picks him up and throws him at the ropes.
"Pssst, you're supposed to fight back. That's like, the first rule of wrestling." Deon whispered in Andrew's ear.
"But I've never wrestled before in my life!"
"Then here, allow me to teach you!" He grabs Andrew.
"This is called a headlock!" Deon tells Andrew.
Meanwhile, things weren't going as well for Kevin.
"I always wanted to wrestle a tiger!"
Sasha growls at him and smacks him in the head with her claws.
"Hey, I'm not taking that!" Kevin jumps on Sasha, but she gets more aggressive towards him, flipping over to get him off his back then pouncing on him.
"Alright, that's it!" Kevin tries to grab her, but she easily overpowers him, and knocks him out with one big headbutt.
"Alright, you've got all that?" Deon asks.
"Um, I think so." Andrew wasn't very confident.
"Good. Now, first I want you to put me in a headlock." Deon coaches him.
"Okay." Andrew does as he says.
"Then I want you to throw me to the ground." Andrew does that too, but Deon spins around and gets out of it.
"Hey!"
"I never said I was gonna go easy on you!" Deon body slams Andrew, quickly followed by Sasha jumping on top of both of them.
"Hey man, what the hell?"
"I just wanted you to make me look good." Deon said to him.
"ERRRR! Well then here!" Andrew does the same spinning maneuver that Deon did, and easily shakes him off, but Sasha is a different story. She growls in his face.
"Sasha!" She looks over at Deon. "No, not this time." Sasha obediently backs away from Andrew. "Alright, now's your chance!" He says to Andrew.
Andrew responds by jumping on Deon and knocking him to the ground, but just then…
"Ahem!" Margaret spoke up. "What are you doing?" She asked Deon like a drill sergeant.
"Well, this dude said he never wrestled before in his life, so I figured I'd give him a few pointers."
"Stop fooling around!" She grabs Deon by the back of his shirt and starts dragging him out the exit. Sasha shrugs and follows Margaret. "I need you for an insurance policy!" She mutters to herself.
/
"Okay, I've about had it with these collars!" Phoebe tries to remove hers, but still gets shocked.
"Same, but trying to remove them is getting us nowhere." Sunny reminded her.
Suddenly Phoebe starts crying and she hunches over a still knocked out Franchesco. "Wake up! Wake up!" She tries to revive him.
"Um...okay." Sunny looks at her confused.
Phoebe turns to Sunny and puts her hands on her shoulders "We have to get these things off!"
Just then, Franchesco wakes up. "What's going on?"
"Um...I'm not sure." Sunny replied to him.
Phoebe attempts to remove her collar again, with the same result. Suddenly, Qwynn sneaks up from behind. "Missing something?" He holds up the hat in front of Phoebe.
"Give me that thing!" Phoebe takes the hat from Qwynn and puts it on her head, backwards of course. She then takes a packet of gum out of her pocket and puts a price in her mouth, becoming Libby.
"Hey guys, I kinda need some help with something." Qwynn explains.
/
Liz and Maria were at the poker table.
"You sure about that?" Maria said as the guy with the cowboy hat put all his chips on the table.
"Yah, and what are you gonna do about it?" he said.
"Well, this!" Maria puts down her hand, it was a royal flush. Everyone around her was stunned, including Liz.
"But how?" Liz asked. "Last I saw you had the 3 of clubs" She whispered in her ear.
"It's simple really, I cheated"
"Eh, I know a rat when I see one, and you most definitely cheated!" He caught on to Maria. "Boys, get 'er!"
The rest of the players stood up and surrounded them.
"Looks like it's time to go!" Maria said.
"Yah, but we need that statue." Liz reminded her.
"Well, what do you have in mind?"
"I'll get it. You keep these guys distracted" Liz Dives and goes under the legs of one of the guys.
"Wait, but…"
"ERRR!" the guys start cracking their knuckles.
"Um...would you guys like me to teach you some card tricks?" Maria nervously laughs.
Liz pounces on the cowboy guy.
"Give it to me!" she says
"Give what to you?" he's confused.
"The statue!"
"Oh, so this is what yer after?" He takes the statue of liberty out of his pocket. "Well, let me think 'bout that. NO!" He shoves it back in his pocket.
"Fine!" Liz grabs his belt buckle and rips off his belt, causing his pants to fall down. Embarrassed, he immediately pulls them back up.
"Oh, now you're going to get it little missy!"
Liz jumps on top of the poker table and blurts out to everyone with a cute little voice. "Hey, I'm just a little girl, and this guy said he was going to beat me up!"
"WHAT?" Someone over at a pool table said.
"That's not right!" Another guy over at the bar said.
"Let's get him!" everyone else in the casino said.
As he's getting dog piled on, Liz easily grabs the guy's pants from him. "Easy as pie!" She turns to Maria. "Come on, let's go!" the two girls hurry out of the casino
/
Sunny, Franchesco, Qwynn, and Libby were hiding under a roulette table.
"Okay, so what's the plan of attack here?" Franchesco asks.
"You see that guy?" Qwynn says.
"Uh huh" everyone replies.
"Well he's the one with the eiffel tower. First we…" Before Qywnn can finish, Libby gets up and goes after Dwight.
"Or we could just do that." Franchesco says.
"No no no no!" Qwynn grabs Libby by the hand. "We can't just rush in there, he's twice our size!"
"Out of my way, I'll get that thing right for you." Libby spits out her gum then crams another piece in her mouth, then attacks Dwight from behind.
"Hey, what the heck?" Libby grabs the back of his shirt and puts it over his head. She then grabs a beer bottle from some guy's hand and hit Dwight over the head with it.
She grabs Dwight by the shirt collar and says "WHERE IS IT?"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Dwight says with a face full of his shirt.
"WRONG ANSWER! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
"Um, I think it's just in his pocket." Qwynn interrupts.
"Oh." Libby grabs the statue out of his pocket.
"Are you through now?" Dwight asked angrily.
"Yep, that'll do it!" Qwynn remarks.
Cuts to the outside of casino. Dwight and his goons throw Qwynn, Libby, Sunny, Franchesco, and Tyson out the front door.
"AND STAY OUT!" Dwight slams the door on them.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tyson bangs on the door. "I was just about to win one million dollars!"
"Dude, the prize is one million dollars." Sunny reminded him.
"Oh yah, riiiiiiiight."
"Oh, Come on!" Libby grabs Tyson by the back of his track suit and starts dragging him.
/
"Okay, so I'm sorry about that last place." Elizabeth apologized to Olga.
"Vit's okay. Vit was fun fighting gators!" They both laugh at that comment.
"Ya know, you're not so bad after all. Now, where to next?" Elizabeth asks.
"Ho avout...over vhere." Olga points at a building resembling an Egyptian pyramid. "Vasan't the Sphinx one of vhe items?"
"Dah, I mean yah. Man, you really are starting to rub off on me."
"Race vou there!" Olga challenged her.
"Oh, you're on!"
The two girls race into the casino, only to see Regina and Guy (mostly Regina) trying to get the sphinx. Regina is up on a stage trying to do a magic trick with Guy reluctantly by her side and a magician off to her other side.
"Get in the box!" Regina commanded.
"No!" And he gets buzzed immediately after saying that.
"Don't you even think about rolling those dice!"
"Thanks for the idea!" Guy rolls his dice, but he gets a 2 and a 1. "Crap!"
Just then, Elizabeth jumps on stage. "Hey, look at me! I can change my body parts around and I don't need a box!" Cuts to Regina, Guy's disgusted looks as she contorts her body, suddenly her legs are on top, her head is in the middle,and her torso is on the bottom.
The magician claps and cries tears of joy "That is most beautiful trick I've ever seen, and also most confusing, but here, here's sphinx for you."
Olga appears from behind stage. "Vhanks" she says and together her and a now normal looking Elizabeth run off with it.
"After them!" Regina yelled.
"Yah, no!" Guy again was buzzed.
"Oh come on, we don't have time for this!" Regina grabs Guy by the collar of his shirt and went after them.
"Hey, you're choking me!"
"Then run!" Regina yelled at him.
"Fine!"
/
Cuts to Scott, who's just about out of breath. "I hate Chris!" He looks up and sees Olga and Elizabeth running out of the building.
"Well well well, what do we have here? I think I've got one last trick up my sleeve."
"You've got the sphinx?"
"Yep!" Olga answered Elizabeth.
Just then, both girls slam into a wall.
"Vhat, but I thought…" both of them look at the wall to see that it's a crude painting of Las Vegas.
"Hah, suckers!" Scott runs away with the sphinx.
"Put yer hands up!" Margaret points her toy gun at Scott, who's immediately scared.
"Alright, but don't shoot!" He goes to hand over the sphinx to Margaret, but Olga tackles him to the ground.
"Hello, we're on the same team!" Margaret yelled at Olga.
"I know, vut he deserved vhat."
Just then, Regina slaps both of them with her purse and Guy grabs the sphinx right from Scott's hands.
"Yah, I'm almost out of breath, so move over!" Guy opens the car door and grabs Margaret and throws her by the side.
"Oh, it's you!" Laurie attempts to fight back, but Regina comes up from behind and grabs her. She tosses her out and gets in the car.
"Good idea" Regina and Guy were both breathing heavily, "now drive!"
"I've never driven before, but I should be able to do thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…" Guy steps on the gas and they immediately speed ahead.
"Hello!" Deon appears out of the back seat, and Sasha the tiger appears out of the seat next to him.
/
Liz and Maria were walking back to the starting point with a pair of men's size XL pants in hand.
"Oh man, that was so funny!" Maria remarked.
"Yah the look on that guy's face when I got everyone to attack him was hilarious!" Liz laughed.
"Are you girls done?" Chef asked with his arms folded.
"Huh? Oh yah." Liz said.
"Good, then that goes over there." Chef points to a space right next to the slot machines.
Just then, Qwynn, Sunny, Franchesco, and Phoebe rushed into the picture.
"Finally, we're here!" Qwynn asked.
"Yes, we did it!" exclaimed Sunny.
"I didn't see him" said Phoebe.
"Okay good!" Qwynn plops the eiffel tower down right next to the statue of liberty.
Just then the same car from before pulls up, and the front door swings open immediately as Guy is getting mauled by the tiger. Regina tries to get it off of him, but Guy drops the sphinx, allowing Deon to come in and take it for his team and put it in the last spot.
"Call me Joe Exotic because I'm the tiger king!" Deon celebrated.
"Alright alright, yall win." Chef points at the Bellhops. "Now you guys gotta vote someone off!"
Just then, Chris appeared on his video screen. "What'd I miss?"
"Tiger boy over there just won the challenge." Chef told him.
"Aw man, I missed the whole thing?" Hayley can be seen subtly laughing behind a disappointed Chris.
"Pretty much" Chef answered.
/
"Guys it wasn't my fault I swear!" Guy tried to explain to his team.
"Yah right!" Libby yelled at him.
"I was right there. You had that cat thing in hand but you lost it" Regina chined in.
"Yah, but it was a freaking tiger. It was out of my control."
"Why should we believe you, you were the one who was trying to sabotage us earlier today!" Liz yelled in his face.
"Hey, it was for a good cause, because you were being a pain in my $$!" All of the girls gasp then leave after he says this. Andrew and Qwynn go with them, leaving only Kevin and Tyson.
"Don't worry, we believe you bro!" Tyson said.
"Yah besides, I hate that Liz girl too!" Kevin says.
The elimination ceremony begins. Everyone is sitting on nice comfy chairs in a black and tan painted room. Behind them is a huge window. In front of them is Chef. Behind him on the wall is Hayley and off to his right is a lever. Suddenly, Chris appears on his screen.
"Alright devereyone," he says " it's dime for my favorite part of dhe day!"
"Can we just get on with this?" Liz grumbled.
"Dush!" Chris responded. Liz rolled her eyes.
"Dhis season dhe losers, dhat's you guys, will each be getting a room, not as dice as dhe rooms dhat dhe winners get, but still, to access dhem, you'll need a room key!"
Chef holds up 9 key cards.
"Qwynn, since dou pulled your weight today, daying focused on the challenge, dor so I've been told, Ahem" Chris directs his anger at Hayley, who's again snickerin in the background. "dou get dhe first room key of dhe night."
"Thank you." Qwynn drops his card due to his rings.
"Phoebe dand Maria, dou also helped det one of dhe items for dour team, or dat least found da place where dhe item was, so here dou go." Chef throws the card to them, who are both way in the back.
"I'm not Phoebe!" Libby says as she catches hers.
"Dow, as for dhe rest of dou," Chris says " Sunny, Regina, Andrew, dand Tyson, dou guys didn't det any votes, so here!" Chef throws cards at them.
"What, but who could've possibly voted for me?" Kevin exclaimed, as he was carrying an ice pack on his head.
"Yah, dou only dot one vote, so here."
Chef throws it at him. Kevin falls to the ground trying to make a one hand catch, but fumbles it due to the ice pack.
Guy shoots an angry glare at Liz and makes a throat slashing gesture. Liz giggles at this.
"Dow Liz, some people didn't like dou today, dand Guy, dou basically alienated yourself from all dhe girls on dour team dand blew dhe challenge!" Chris layed out all their faults.
"NO I DIDN'T, AND DID OU SEE THAT TIGER, IT WAS A FREAKING TIGER!" Guy yelled at him.
"Regardless, dhe last room key of the night goes to…"
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"Liz. Guy, dou're out!" Liz grabs the last card then chuckles at Guy, and waves her fingers, silently saying "goodbye" to him.
"Of course you normies don't understand why I am superior to you!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" All of the girls throw their key cards at him in unison.
"Oh come on, I was nice to all of you!" Guy tries to get up out of his chair but Chef gets in his way.
"Here, you'll be needing this." Chef hands him a helmet and some safety pads.
"No, because I do not accept this outcome!" Guy angrily responds.
Chef sighs "I tried warning you kid!" Then he pulls the lever that was right next to him. Guy gets flinged out of the chair and breaks through the window that was behind everyone.
"He's lucky it was just the second floor." Hayley says.
Votes
Guy 6- Liz, Maria, Phoebe, Regina, Sunny, Qwynn
Liz 3- Guy, Kevin, Tyson
Kevin 1- Andrew
AN: In case you're wondering how Elizabeth did that trick, the answer was that Olga was behind the curtain holding up mirrors, in case I didn't make that clear enough. I basically eliminated Guy first because FreshmEn left a note saying "I want him to be the best first boot ever" and well, I hope I didn't disappoint you for what it's worth, LOL. Also sorry for this episode taking this long, but A. Scavenger hunts aren't really my specialty, B. I was trying to make that most of the characters at least got some screen time, or at least showed a little more personality, but that was also competing with me not wanting the episode to run on for too long, which I think it did a bit, and C. School started up for me like right when I started writing it, so that kinda threw a wrench into my schedule. I'll do everything I can to get the next episode out before Halloween, I promise.
On this episode of Mythbusters, we've tested many duct tape myths over the years, but can you actually duct tape an animal together? We'll find out. Also on on unrelated note, Ruck the Faiders, because I'm a Chiefs fan MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!