Towering Terrors- Carter, Dante, Deon, Elizabeth, Laurie, Margaret, Olga, Rival 8/10
Ballistic Bellhops- Andrew, Kevin, Liz, Maria, Phoebe, Regina, Sunny, Tyson, Qwynn 9/10
The scene opens up on a close up of Max. Seriously, only his face can be seen.
"Good evening ladies and germs! Chris is unavailable, so the computer lady asked mwah to do the intro."
"I did not!" Hayley retorts.
"You shut your mouth or I swear, I'll...delete you!"
"Seriously?" Hayley asks, sarcastically.
"Seriously!" Max yells back at her.
"Okay, fine. Do the intro, or whatever, it's not like one you could do any worse than Chris" she whispers the last part.
"Thank you!" He turns to the camera. "Last time on Total Drama Hotel Madness, the contestants had to act out each other's embarrassing secrets, which was a truly evil challenge, and totally something I would do. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! But that's not all, in fact Chris kicked it up a notch by forcing the teams to either capture the intern Courage or reveal their embarrassing secrets to everyone! In the end, the Bellhops won and Atticus, who in my opinion was the most evil contestant, was unfairly voted off, what a shame! What will happen this time, why did they call upon the most diabolically evil villain in Total Drama history?"
"You're not the most evil villain!" Hayley tells him.
"I said diabolically evil, not crazy evil, because that would be Scarlett, okay?"
"Whatever." Hayley rolls her eyes.
"Anyway, now where was I? Oh yah that's right! Find out on this episode of TOTAL DRAMA HOTEL MADNESS!"
*Theme song plays*
Confessional: Margaret
"Okay so, we've lost the last two challenges. I've got to change up some things around here. It's not just me with da boys anymore, I'm on a team, so I've got to be more open to listening to others." She pulls her beloved blue walrus out of her purse. "Isn't that right Sir Tuskerton? We can't crush the other team if we don't work together, like a fleet! No we can't! We just can't!" She continues to play with Sir Tuskerton.
Confessional over
The Terrors were all at the lunch table. Elizabeth and Olga were having an arm wrestling match, Carter was typing on his computer, Deon and Laurie were staring at each other, and Rival was strumming away on his guitar as Dante covers his ears.
"I'm free as a bird, and this bird cannot be tamed!" Rival stops. "No, that's already taken"
"Yo dawg, would you please just stop, I'm trying to eat my lunch homie!"
"Sorry, it's just that I like to sing while I eat my lunch."
"If you're going to sing, you should at least be rapping, dawg!"
Rival is disgusted by the very idea. "If I was interested in rapping, even a little bit, I wouldn't be needing this guitar, now would I?"
"Well if you were rapping, you wouldn't need the guitar!" Dante says, not realizing the irony of that statement.
"That's what I just said!" Rival points it out for him.
"Oh yah well I'm going to sing a song about how stupid you are!"
"Oh yah, well I bet that's going to be a pretty short song! The one I write about you would probably be 20 minutes long." Rival retorts.
"Would you just...I'm going somewhere else!" Dante just grabs his lunch and leaves. As he exits, he walks past Carter.
Confessional: Carter
"Okay so I was able to get my computer up and working again, but all my files were corrupted so now I'm back at square one. So you know what, I'm going to start using my brain more. As the last challenge taught me, sometimes, the simplest solutions are the best."
Confessional over
"Why won't you go down!" Elizabeth pulls on Olga's arm, but it won't budge.
"Because, vi am arm wrestling champ back home. Novone con beat me!"
"Hey, what's that?" Elizabeth points at Dante.
"Vhat?" as soon as Olga says this, Elizabeth gets the upper hand, and easily wins the arm wrestling match as Olga is distracted.
"Hah! I beat you!"
"No vair, vou cheated!" Olga yells at her.
"Best three out of five?" Elizabeth says.
"Oh, vou're on!"
Dante continues on his way. As he goes by Deon, he notices him staring at Laurie.
"Yo dawg, what are you doing?" he says.
"Go away!" Deon pushes him away.
"Do you…like her?"
"He said go away!" Laurie tells him.
Dante gasps. "You do like her!"
Deon and Laurie turn their attention to Dante then turn their heads back to each other.
"So do you want to do the honors?" Deon asks her.
"No, you go right ahead."
"Okay." Deon gets up and drop kicks Dante out of the lunchroom, where he's greeted by a scowling Margaret.
"Team meeting!" She yells at him.
Deon and Laurie overhear this, and Deon quickly changes his spot to next to Rival. Margaret sits where Deon was sitting.
"Team meeting!" She yells one more time.
"What is this about?" Laurie was caught off guard.
"In case you haven't noticed, we've lost these last two rounds." Margaret says, bluntly.
"Dah, ve've noticed." Olga says.
"Yes, and you're to blame for at least one of those losses." Margaret points her finger at Olga.
"Actually, I was mostly to blame for that one. I kinda flew off the handle there. I'm sorry." Rival takes the blame for Olga.
"Well whatever, moving on, we were doing good in the last challenge until you and that bookworm screwed it up!" She points at Elizabeth.
"Look, I'm sorry, I was doing my best, but…"
Margaret interrupts Elizabeth "No buts! I don't like excuses. I want results."
Laurie speaks up with a quiet, but just loud enough for Margaret to hear "Well then, what do you suggest um...ma'am?"
"Well, I'm glad you asked" she says genuinely "the truth is that I don't really know all of you, so I propose that we have a little chat, talk things over, get to know each other's strengths and weaknesses so that I know what to do with you people next time we're out there in the thick of things."
Everyone stares at her, confused.
"What? It's...I'm...not very good at the social stuff, okay? I need you guys to throw me a bone here."
Laurie steps in to try to save Margaret from having a meltdown. "It's okay, we understand, right guys?" She motions to the rest of her teammates.
"Ummmm...sure" most of them reply. Laurie motions at Deon. Deon shakes his head.
"Sure" he finally says.
"Really?" She perks up. Laurie motions toward her teammates one more time.
"Yes" they all say.
"Alright, then let's do this!" She says.
"Over tea?" Elizabeth jokes.
"Shaddup!" Margaret tells her.
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Liz is in her room working on her new weapons when suddenly, she gets hungry.
"Oh man, I wish I had a plate of cookies right now."
"Ask and you shall receive." Hayley generates a plate of cookies in front of her.
"Seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. I kinda like you. You were entertaining back in the dinosaur floor, and you're pretty smart and you're not a certain hacker I know." The last part she whispers so that Liz can't hear it.
"Really, thanks!" She takes the plate of cookies, then stops. "Wait, these cookies don't have any laxatives in them, do they?"
"No no no no no! In fact, here's some milk to go with them!" Hayley generated some milk.
"Okay" she takes a bite "Gross, sugar free!"
"Oh I'm sorry, here!" After a few seconds, the cookies change appearance, now they are no longer sugar free. "There."
"Thanks!" She takes a bite "Wow, that is good! Say um, you can create anything, right?"
"Actually, I can create anything, as long as it's been invented." Hayley responds.
"So you couldn't create, say, a teleportation device?"
"No I can't, but I can show you an image of what it would look like and tell you all of the parts that would be required to make it."
"Oooooh, do tell!" Liz says very excitedly.
Confessional: Hayley
"Yep, I definitely like this Liz. Those stupid programmers didn't see my potential. I can cure world hunger just like that!" She snaps her fingers. "But I can't create a cure for all cancers because it hasn't been invented yet? Ugh! But thanks to her, I just might be able to unlock my true potential!" She giggles.
Confessional over
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Confessional: Phoebe
Her teeth are chattering, and she's chomping away at her nails. "Oh my gosh, now that I've learned that she shows up when I'm agitated or distressed, I don't know what to do!" She puts her hands on her head as she freaks out.
"You know, biting your fingernails won't help!" Libby undermines her.
Confessional over
"So Andrew is in love with his phone?" Sunny asked.
Franchesco sighs "Yah, I'm sorry, I should've told you that earlier, in the dinosaur floor, I tried to get him to look for you, but all he wanted to do was be on his phone, and there was this brouhaha with Courage. But after he saw you on that stage he just looked so sad."
"It's okay, I understand. I would've been uneasy about it too in that situation." Just then, Phoebe comes into the frame, jumping on Sunny.
"Hey guys, I need help!" She belts out.
"With what?" Sunny asks. "And by the way, could you get off of me?"
"Woah, calm down there!" Franchesco pulls Phoebe off of Sunny.
"That's just it, I can't calm down. I've been a little agitated recently."
"You can say that again!" Libby laughs at Phoebe. Sunny and Franchesco glare at each other, seriously weirded out. They huddle up.
"Okay so, what do we do here?" Franchesco asks.
"I don't know, last time we taught her some breathing exercises. This time I'm not sure." Sunny says.
Franchesco sighs. "You know I hate to sound insensitive, but with this behavior I think she was the embarrassing secret about living with paranoid people, and I think she's got it too."
"That would explain the behavior." Sunny answers.
"So what'll we do?"
Sunny sighs. "How about we just promise to be there for her during the challenge. Be there for her when she needs us."
"Sounds fair enough." Franchesco and Sunny break out of the huddle and turn around only to see that Phoebe is no longer there.
"Well, that went over well." Sunny says.
/
Qwynn is searching through Phoebe's room, looking through her drawer when suddenly Regina opens the door.
"What are you doing here?" She asks him.
"I could ask you the same thing" he responds.
"I'm here to check in on Phoebe, see if she's doing alright. You?"
"Look, I think we both know why, so I'm not going to waste time lying to you. I was in here looking for Phoebe's hat, and I was going to steal it, but it's just because I feel sorry for her."
"Feel sorry for her? What do you mean?" Regina looks at Qwynn, puzzled.
With a serious look on his face, Qwynn says "Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that something is troubling her, there's something inside bothering her, and when she wears that hat,it takes control of her. I want to steal it just to get it away from her."
"That's news to me. I thought she was just acting out a part."
"No, she's not, and that has something to do with it, I can guarantee it. Want to help me look?"
"Well in that case, I would say that I support your quest for that hat, as for joining you, I don't know about that, I'd rather try to help her in a different way." Regina answers.
"Suit yourself." He goes back to looking.
Confessional: Qwynn
"Look, I can tell something is seriously wrong with her, but that being said, this Libby did help me out in the Las Vegas challenge and she broke free of that mysterious force last challenge when no one else could. I want to help her, I do, but for whatever reason Libby is stronger, so I wouldn't be opposed to using her in certain situations. Now where is that hat?" He scratched his head before looking around the confessional for it.
Confessional over
Confessional: Maria
"Okay last challenge I didn't want Liz to be suspicious of me, but this time I think it's time for an alliance. I need to protect myself from elimination."
Confessional over
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Confessional: Andrew
"Now that Sunny knows about my secret, I don't know what I'm going to do. Seriously, like should I give it up?" He stares at Mitsuke on his phone, then smiles. "I could never give you up!"
Confessional over
Andrew is on his phone when suddenly Chef appears on the screen next to him with a megaphone.
"It's time for the next challenge!" Chef yells.
"Ow hey, did you have to do it in my ear?" He asks.
"No backtalk, now move!"
"Yessir!" Andrew makes his way there. Cuts to the elevator.
"Hey, where's Chris?" Carter asked.
"Chris's internet is down, so he won't be able to join us today." Hayley reassures Carter, who seems to be suspicious of that statement.
"Alright, for today's challenge…" before Chef can finish, the door opens, where they are immediately greeted by a familiar face.
"Welcome hostages!" Max exclaims.
Hayley sighs. "What did I tell you?"
"Not to frighten the contestants, but I'm not, I'm just announcing that they are my hostages!"
Hayley facepalms herself.
Confessional: Margaret and Liz
They're both in the confessional with their arms folded.
"Like we're going to be his hostage!" Margaret says.
Liz turns to her "Yah, let's show that little gnome what we're made of!"
"At least that's something we can agree on." Margaret says.
Confessional over
"Yah right!" Liz says as she throws a glue bomb at Max, knocking him over and sticking him to the ground.
"Oh yah, is that all you got?" He asks.
"No!" Margaret points her toy gun at him.
"Oh...okay, I'll stop!" He says.
"Thank you!" Hayley says as the contestants finally step out of the elevator. Awaiting them is what appears to be a beautiful island surrounded by water.
"Eek!" Rival winces. "This isn't a swimming challenge, is it?"
"No" Chef tells him.
"Oh thank goodness." Rival wipes the sweat off his face.
"Not if you build the raft correctly." Chef finishes his sentence.
"What?" Rival said.
"We have to build a raft?" Kevin asks.
"Actually, you don't. You guys get that boat over there. Max, go with them to explain the challenge."
"Evil cannot…exactly get up right now."
"Fine, someone go get the spatulas." Chef turns to the Terrors.
"Now, in this challenge, you will be playing the role of the heroes. Your objective is to infiltrate the other team's lair and shut down their evil plan before the clock expires.
"Before vhe clock expires?" Olga asks.
"Yes, you've got two hours, and the clock starts as soon as the other team sets foot on their island."
/
The Bellhops are already in their boat, with an angered and still sticky Max.
"So like, what are we supposed to do?" Tyson asks.
"Yah and why is he here?" Liz points at Max.
"Why, I am here to assist you with your evil plan, of course!" Max yells at Liz.
"So basically, you're our mascot." Liz retorts.
Max points his finger at Liz "Shut it you!"
"Whatever" she rolls her eyes.
They can start to see their island, which is surrounded by rocks. There is a rather large building in the middle of it, with what appears to be a launchpad for missiles off to the side.
"I don't feel comfortable with this!" Sunny speaks up.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me! Could you get anymore stereotypical?" Liz folds her arms.
"You shush! It is a perfectly evil lair for an evil villain!" Max yells at her.
Liz sighs. "What is the objective?"
"Why, to make your fortress so impenetrable, so evil, that the other team can't stop your evil plan!" Max laughs. "Oh, and also you are supposed to build a bomb and make sure that the other team doesn't disarm it."
"So like do we gotta blow them up or something?" Kevin asked.
"I wish, but no. Actually there's a two hour time limit." Max tells them.
"Starting when?" Andrew asks.
"Starting riiiiiiiiight now." Max says as Liz is the first to set foot on the island.
"Okay, now what?" Tyson asks.
"Now we get to work!" Liz drags him up to the building.
/
A gigantic clock started counting down over the Terrors.
"Okay, it looks like we're on the clock now." Margaret says.
"What do we do?" Laurie asks Margaret.
"Chef told us to build a raft, so let's do that" she tells her.
"But what are we supposed to do?" Laurie responds.
"Well, we're going to need some wood, so you go with Dante, Deon, and Elizabeth to get the wood, the rest of us will handle the reinforcements." Margaret told her.
/
Meanwhile, the Bellhops enter into their building, only to see a hallway that looks safe, but Liz isn't convinced.
"Wait!" She puts her arms out to stop everybody from taking another step. "I've seen this before in many movies, and either something will come out of the walls or we'll trip some sort of security system or something."
"Well then what do we do?" Andrew asked.
"No, it's fine. Hayley told me it was safe." Max told her.
"Exactly, even more reason not to trust it." Liz yelled back at him.
"Whatever. Evil doesn't listen to you!" Max took one step, and was immediately met by a glowing red laser that pierced through his suit. He jumps back into Liz's arms. "Okay, evil is now open for suggestions!"
"Who do I look like? Shaggy?" She drops him to the ground then turns to her team. "Well, at least now we know what we're up against. Any suggestions?"
Regina looks over to the end of the hallway "Look, over there" she points at the off switch next to the exit.
Liz turns around to see what she was pointing at. "Okay, now we know what to do, but we still need to get across."
"Ooh oh!" Tyson raises his hand. "I bet I could do it! This place is shaped just like a basketball court. All I have to do avoid the defense and drive it to the rim!"
"Well, does anyone else have any better ideas?" Liz asks the group, but none of them can come up with anything. Liz sighs then says "Alright fine all star, show us what you've got."
Tyson gets up to the front of the group. He takes a few deep breaths and gets in a running stance.
"Just go!" Tyson does as Liz commands. He makes some moves to make it past the first initial wave of lasers, but he wasn't prepared for the fire to come out of the wall. He gets burned by it then lands on a panel which springboards him back to the starting point. A completely burned Tyson coughs some soot out of his mouth then shakes it off and gets back out in front of everyone.
"Okay, let's try that again!" He says with vigor before Liz comes in and stops him.
"No you idiot, you've had your chance! We need to find another way."
"Awwwwww" Tyson groans.
/
Meanwhile Laurie, Elizabeth, Deon, and Olga were searching for wood, with Laurie and Elizabeth in particular hanging out close by.
"So like, you know about my relationship with Deon, right?" Laurie asked Elizabeth nervously.
"Yah, I heard you say, and I quote "maybe we could have a little makeout session?" Correct?" She responds.
"Yeah" Laurie hangs her head down. "Promise you won't tell, right?"
Elizabeth sticks her hand out at Laurie. "From the bottom of my heart, I promise."
Laurie perks up. "Really?"
"Really."
Confessional: Laurie
"Like, I know you shouldn't trust everyone in these games, but I really hope I can count on Elizabeth here. I just don't want Margaret finding out about my relationship with Deon. She'd ring my neck."
Confessional over
Confessional: Elizabeth
She sits in the confessional with a thinking pose. "Hmmmmmmmmm…Yah…no. No wait…yes…no. That wouldn't be a good decision. Okay, I won't tell Margaret, at least not unless I have to, but I definitely will tell Qwynn. This is just too juicy of a secret not to do anything with! Hmmmmmmmm..." she rethinks that statement. "But she does seem to lack confidence, so maybe I could help her. Hmmm…I'll think about it."
Confessional over
Confessional: Rival
"Okay, let me explain myself. I hate water. At least not the swimming kind. I can't swim. I guess you could say I'm a fish out of WATER. No wait. That didn't come out right."
Confessional over
"So how exactly are we going to reinforce this raft?" Rival asked the group.
"Actually, I'm not quite sure. I'm used to building cars, not rafts." Margaret sighed.
"You do know that the stem of the mango tree is among the strongest in the world, right?" Carter pointed up "and you do know that we have mango trees over there, right?"
/
Meanwhile, the Bellhops had still not crossed the hallway. Kevin and Tyson were both burned, Andrew and Max had several holes in their clothes, Phoebe was arguing with Libby while Sunny, Franchesco and Regina were trying to calm her down, and Maria was asleep after taking a tranq dart to the left arm. Liz was the latest one to try. She tries to throw one of her acid bombs at where the lasers were before starting, but the lasers, can sense the threat quickly annihilate the balloons in mid air. Liz sighs then turns around.
"Well that's it, I'm all out of ideas. How can we even build this bomb if we can't even make it to the room that the bomb is in?"
Qwynn shoots her a look that suggests that he has an idea. "Hey I didn't know that you had those with you."
"Yeah, I made them myself" she says.
"Well do you have ones with a sticky substance?" He asks her.
"Why of course." Liz holds up a couple glue bombs.
"Well then..." Qwynn holds up his left ring finger, he pops the top off of it and pulls a rope out of the dispenser.
"Hmmm, that could work, but I'd need to aim it at the ceiling."
"Well then, you got a rubber band?"
Liz gets a bunch of rubber bands out of her pocket "Always keep them in my pocket."
"Well then, we got a deal." Qwynn grabs a rubber rubber band and wraps it around his finger, Liz does the same, then stretches it out about as far as it can go. With her other hand she puts the bomb on the rubber band and stretches it back. She looks at the ceiling and lines it up. She lets go and it hits right in the middle.
Qwynn looks at Liz "Now we just need something to tie this end of the rope to."
"How about Max's shoe?" She takes a shoe off of Max's foot.
"Hey!" He yells at her.
"Hay is for horses." Liz says as she ties the rope around the shoe. She gives it one last tug just to be safe. "There that should hold."
"Alright." Qwynn grabs the shoe and aims it at the splotch of glue on the ceiling. He throws it and...it sticks. Qwynn grabs the end of the rope just in time to swing across the hallway without getting hit because he didn't set off any triggers. He then presses a button and takes a bow. "Alright, it should be safe now!" Everyone gives him a round of applause. "Thank you, thank you."
"Quit the celebration attention hog!" Liz says as she and the rest of the team crossed the hallway, with Franchesco carrying Maria, who was still asleep.
"Can I get my shoe back?" Max asked Liz as he passed by her.
"You want it? Go get it!" She points at the shoe, which is still stuck to the ceiling then turns back to Qwynn. "It would be smart if you pressed that button again. You know, so that we don't give the other team an easy path."
"Yes ma'am" Qwynn does as Liz says.
"Uh guys…" Franchesco gets the team's attention.
"What?" Liz asks.
"Um, how are we supposed to get past that?" He points at a white tiger that is blocking the next hallway.
"Easy" Liz throws one of her acid bombs at it, but it bats the balloon back with hits paws. The bomb land on Liz's shoes, stickicng her to the ground. "Oh crap!"
/
Meanwhile the Terrors had just finished their raft.
"You've got it secure?" Margaret asked Carter.
"It should be." Carter says as he ties the last knot.
"Alright, everyone on board!" Margaret yelled at her team. Everyone gets on the raft.
"Are you sure this thing is going to be safe?" Rival asks.
"It better be" Margaret responds. "Olga, Laurie, you've got the oars?"
"Yes ma'am" they both replied, or "Ves" in Olga's case.
"Alright, stroke, stroke, stroke" Margaret repeated.
Vait, vhat is vhat?" Olga points at a circular object sticking out of the water that defiantly wasn't there before.
"What? Margaret turns around and sees spikes sticking out of the object then turns back to her team with a worried expression. "It's a bomb" she announces. "We need to turn now!"
"On it!" Laurie and Olga row their sticks to the right, getting the raft to turn as a nervous Margaret puts her hat down.
Margaret lifts her fedora up over her eyes "Did we make it?"
Laurie looks over just to make sure. "Yes."
"Phew" Margaret wipes the sweat off her brow, but unfortunately for her, the sweat touches the bomb which is enough to trigger it and send everyone flying in the air.
"My technology!" Carter exclaims as he hits the water, expecting to get the shock of his life, but to his surprise, he doesn't. "What?" he gets his laptop out. "It's not wet!" He looks at his shirt. "But I'm wet."
Confessional: Carter
He's in the confessional completely wet, but his laptop is somehow not wet. "I don't believe it. How is this even possible?" He thinks for a second, then it comes to him. "You know what, this is probably a safety precaution put in place by Chris, so that he doesn't get sued. I wonder what other limitations Hayley has, heck, I wonder what else she can do." He gets up and leaves the confessional when Hayley appears.
"Oh, I can do much more than that Carter, trust me. I've had my eye on you from the beginning, it's the only reason why I allowed you in." She says before she takes the tape out of the camera.
Confessional over
Rival was flailing around helplessly in the water. "Help, I can't swim!"
"Yo, it's just water homie!" Dante pointed out.
"Yes, but he just said that he can't swim." Laurie told him.
"I'm on it!" Elizabeth swam over to grab Rival.
"So now that that's out of the way, what do we do?" Laurie asked.
Carter strokes his chin. "Well, does this body of water have fish in it?"
"I'll check." Deon took a deep breath and went underwater to check. To his surprise, he saw a ton of fish, including a whale right under them. He went back up and reported this to Carter.
"Perfect! Now all we need is someone to get the whale to come to us!" He says.
Laurie gets scared. "Wait, you don't mean…"
"If you've got a better plan, I'd love to hear it!" Carter snapped back at him.
Laurie can't think of anything. "I uh…"
Carter cuts her off. "That's what I thought. Now, can someone go annoy that whale?"
"Vi'll do vit!" Olga dived down into the water.
Margaret pointed at Deon. "You go down with her."
Deon shrugs. "Fine" he says before diving down after her.
They both swim down to the whale and start to punch it, but nothing happens. Olga looks up at its eye and taps Deon on the shoulder before pointing at it. Deon headbutts the eye and that's when it gets annoyed and starts to swim after them. They lead it up to the surface where it swallows the Terrors whole.
Margaret rings the water out of her hair. "Okay that worked, now how do we make sure that this thing will take us to the other island?"
Carter begins typing on his computer. "I can try to look into it but I can't guarantee anything, the best I may be able to do is get a layout of this floor."
/
Meanwhile, as everyone was cowering in fear, Qwynn sees Phoebe's hat in her hoodie pocket. "Hm, I wonder if I…" Qwynn attempts to take Phoebe's hat but Regina smacks his hand away.
"Uh uh. No way." She shakes her finger at Qwynn.
"Look, I'm trying to get it to protect her from herself." Qwynn whispered in her ear.
"Yeah well I say that there are other ways to do that." Regina whispers back into Qwynn's ear.
Confessional: Qwynn
He's visibly frustrated and has his arms folded."I don't understand why that Regina won't let me have the hat. I'm doing it for her own good!...Mostly."
Confessional over
Confessional: Regina
"Look, I know he wants to help her and that's all good, I'm cool with that, but the way he's going about it just rubs me the wrong way. Like oooooooooooo I don't know. All I know is that Phoebe needs some sort of help and I'm not sure he's the right person for the job."
Confessional over
At the same time, Kevin got up. "Oh I think I recognize this tiger! It's the same one from the Vegas challenge." He says.
"And how's that supposed to help us?" Liz said as she was still stuck.
"Because I know exactly what to do this time! Come on man!" Kevin gestures towards Tyson.
"What?" Tyson asked.
"Come on man, we can do it together. Last time I…um yeah, but this time if we do it together I know we can do it." He lifts up his arm, waiting for Tyson to come high five him.
Tyson gulps. "Oh, alright man." He scardily high fives him.
"Now, let's…" before Kevin can finish explaining his plan, Sasha pounces on him. "Help!"
"Don't worry bro, I've got you!" He goes after the tiger, but it claws through his sports jersey. Tyson tries to jump on her but she sees it coming so she bats him down with her paws.
Liz rolls her eyes. "Men" she says before pulling her feet up out of her boots. "There, now it's time for a woman's touch. She pulls a ball out of her pocket. "I should've done this in the beginning." She says before waving the ball in the air, which has a bell in it.
"How is this going to help us?" Phoebe asks as she was quaking.
"Watch and learn." Liz says as she finally gets Sasha's attention with the ball. "Yeah that's it!" Sasha stops wallopping Kevin and gets up and goes toward Liz. "Yeah now that's it. Here's the ball." Liz gives her the ball and Sasha proceeds to play with it. After a few seconds, a gas squirts out of the ball which puts her to sleep. She then turns to her team. "Now we need to be quiet." She whispers.
"No way! I want my rematch!" Kevin shouts.
"Yah, we can totally do it bro!" Tyson, still with ripped clothes, holds up his hand for a high five, which Kevin obliges. This wakes up Sasha.
Liz facepalms herself "Oh you idiots! Will someone get them?"
"On it!" Franchesco puts Maria down and tackles the two jocks before they can do anything else.
Liz grabs the ball again and squeezes it in front of Sasha. This causes gas to emit from it again, which knocks the tiger out again. "Now run!" She says quietly to her team. Franchesco picks up Kevin and Tyson, the former of which is still trying to fight him.
Sunny looks back. "Wait what about Maria?"
"I can barely contain these two" Franchesco responds as Kevin punches him in the face.
"No time to worry about that!" Liz warns them as she gestures toward the next room, which happens to be a small square room with colorful blocks popping up out of the sides randomly. The ceiling can't be seen, but it must be high up.
/
Margaret stood annoyed around her teammates. "This is just about the stinkiest place I've ever been in."
"Well you've got to hand it to Hayley for the realism." Laurie chimes in.
Margaret sighs. "Shaddup!"
"Yes boss" Laurie says. Deon rolls his eyes at this.
"In all seriousness, what are we going to do next?" Elizabeth asks.
"Well I can't seem to hack into it unfortunately," Carter continues typing, "but my map says that we're getting close."
"Vey, visn't vhis thing supposed to have blowhole or somevhing?" Olga asks.
"Oh no!" Rival's face turns green. "I'm getting sick just thinking about it already."
"Yeah but it might be our only option." Elizabeth admits.
Margaret sighs. "Whatever it takes to get us out of here!"
"Alright, but that means that we have to anger this thing somehow." Laurie says.
"Yo, I'm on it dawg!" Dante exclaims.
Deon raises an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, and what are you going to do about it?"
"Watch dis!" Dante goes up to the front of the whale's mouth and starts punching it vigorously.
"I think it's going to take more than that." Deon retorts. "Lemme show you how it's done!"
"Wait!" Margaret stopped Deon before the wrestler could do anything. She then asks "Does anyone have any pepper?"
Olga pulls a can of pepper spray out of her pocket. "Vi have some pepper spray vincase vi ever vet invo fight. Vill vhat vo?"
Margaret pulls her own can of pepper spray out of her purse. "That'll do. Now give me that." Olga hands over the can to Margaret as she pulls a stick of dynamite and some duct tape also out of her purse.
Laurie's eyes widen. "You have a stick of dynamite in your purse."
"Yes of course I do." Margaret looks at her like it's the most normal thing in the world as the concerned look on Laurie's face grows.
Confessional: Laurie
She has a very concerned look on her face. "Okay, I keep learning more things about Margaret that I don't want to know and honestly she's starting to freak me out. Like seriously, who keeps dynamite in their purse? Is she some sort of mob boss or something?"
Confessional over
Margaret cobbles together a makeshift bomb in seconds by tying the dynamite around the two cans. "Now, does anyone have a lighter?"
"I don't think I do" Rival checks his pocket though.
"Nope" Laurie says.
"Nada" Elizabeth answers.
"Why would I use one? To burn my technology?" Carter answers.
"Zip" Olga says.
"Zilch" Deon answers.
"Dante!" Margaret turns to him.
"Yo, what's the big deal, homie?" He answers.
"Do you have a lighter?" She asks him.
"No, not for you dawg." He straight up lies.
"Deon!" Margaret snaps her fingers
Deon grabs Dante by the legs and turns him upside down. The wrestler then proceeds to shake the wannabe gangster and a bunch of lighters fall out of his pockets.
Laurie scratches her head. "Who needs that many lighters?"
"Yo every gangsta has lighters. It's what we do." He yells at her.
"No it is not!" Margaret points out as she snatches one from the pile.
"Hey, I actually do have one" Rival finally says as he found one in his pocket.
"Too little too late" Margaret turns to Carter. "Alright, now where is this thing's nasal cavity?"
"Should be over there." He points at the hole up above in the whale's throat.
Margaret lights the dynamite then throws it up into the nose hole, where it goes off, causing the whale to sneeze and send the Terrors up to the surface, where they are close to the island. Of course Rival can't swim so Elizabeth grabs her again but other than that the entire team swims to safety.
"How much time we got left?" Elizabeth asks.
Just then, Hayley appears as a hologram. Split screen between the two teams. "Alright everyone, this is your one hour warning! You have one hour left in the challenge.
Liz gets annoyed. "You never told us we had to find the room where the bomb is supposed to be!"
"Oops sorry, I forgot to tell the purple haired orangutan that." The hologram that appeared in front of the Bellhops says. Liz glares angrily at Max.
"Um...please don't hurt me" he says.
Cuts back to the Terrors "There,
"Vi say ve go for it!" Olga rushes into it.
"No!" Both Margaret and Carter yell at her.
"Vhat?" Olga puts one foot on the grass, but as soon as she does that, alarms start to sound.
"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" In response, the building fires a missile at her.
Margaret shouts "Quick, over there!"
Olga looks back at Margaret "Huh?"
Margaret points at a big rock over by the shore, which Olga quickly jumps behind. The missile goes off, blowing up the rock.
Olga looks back at Margaret. "So, vhat are ve voing to vo?"
"Honestly, I'm open for suggestions." Margaret says to her teammates.
"Vhat if ve looked vor sewer pipe?" Olga suggested.
Margaret strokes her chin thinking about it for a second. "Well that's not the worst idea ever."
/
In the puzzle room, the Bellhops were having a tough time, as it seemed every time someone landed on a block, another one was right there to knock them down. Kevin was the latest one to try, and he was just attempting to punch the blocks back into the wall as they were coming out, and that was working out about as well as you'd imagine.
"Hey you can't do that to me!" Kevin said after getting knocked down to the floor for the fifth time.
"Ugh, just give it up!" Liz yelled at him.
"No, never!" He replied.
"Someone get him!" She says.
"I'm on it." Franchesco slams him to the ground.
Andrew looks up at the wall. "Huh, that's interesting." He strokes his beard. "All of the blocks that are coming out are the same color, except for one. See?" Andrew points at a section of the wall where seven blocks come out, and all but one of them are purple, except for one that is green, and then another section where the opposite is true. The bricks change colors to red and yellow but the same pattern remains.
"I'll go for it!" Kevin jumps on the only red brick in a sea of yellow, but when he lands on the only yellow brick in the next set, mysteriously, another block is right there to knock him back down, and when he lands, the piece of the floor that he lands on falls, nearly causing him to fall, but he grabs on to a brick at the last second. "Um guys, I could really use some help here!"
"Don't worry, I've got you bro!" Tyson pulls him out.
Andrew again strokes his beard. "I don't get it. That should've worked."
"Unless maybe we have to say on the same color bricks?" Liz says as the bricks again change colors, this time to brown and orange.
Andrew turns to Liz "Well what about when they do that?"
Liz points at the bricks. "I think it's okay, because they seem to be changing to one light color and one dark color."
Tyson gets I'm between the two of them. "Okay so stay on the light colored squares, got it!" He just goes for it, jumping on the first orange brick that he sees, and doesn't get hit. He looks over at the next orange brick sticking out, which is clear on the other side of the wall. He goes for it, but it's too far away, so he faceplants on the floor, which causes the entire floor to collapse, sending the Bellhops down a slide.
"You stupid iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidiooooooooooot!" Liz yells at Tyson as the Bellhops continuous down the slide, which eventually leads them to the bomb room, where surprise surprise, just has a bunch of bomb parts spread out everywhere. Liz gets upn and turns to Max. "You didn't tell us that we had to go through all of that just to get to here!"
"Well um…evil did not know about that." He nervously laughs and twiddles his thumbs in response.
Liz sighs, then turns to her team. "Well everyone, I guess you all know what to do now, so get to work!"
/
Meanwhile, Margaret and her teammates were already in a sewer pipe. Some were alright with it, others were less excited about it.
"Hmph, I don't understand why I, the great Elizabeth Dior, have to be wading around in raw sewage."
A frustrated Margaret turns to Elizabeth and grabs the contortionist by the neck. "First, I don't like it either, my shoes are getting dirty. Second, it ain't real. Thirdly, this is a challenge so we need to stay focused. Ya got it?"
"Y...Yes ma'am" a nervous Elizabeth responds.
Margaret puts Elizabeth down then turns to the rest of her team. "Now, do any of you got a problem?"
"No ma'am" everyone else nervously responds.
"Good, because I think that the entrance is up there." She points at a manhole cover.
Cuts to Rival sticking his head out of the covering. "I think it's safe."
Margaret stares back at him, blinking twice. "Well then, what are you waiting for? Get up!"
"Oh yeah, right." Rival climbs out of the hole, then helps his teammates up. They're in the same hallway that the Bellhops were in before.
"Eh look, all we gotta do is walk across homie." Dante gets up and proceeds to go for it. "Hmph, some challenge this is." He says before immediately getting hit in the crotch with a laser. "Ooooooooooh! Yo, dat was not cool dawg." Everyone laughs at him as he writhes in pain.
"Oh" Margaret wipes the tears of joy from her eyes. "What should we do? I'd say judging by that rope, we can't touch the floor."
"Don't worry, I've got this." Deon walks over to Dante then picks the gangsta up. "And a 1, and a 2, and a 3!" he says before tossing Dante all the way across the hallway. Dante hits the button on the wall before hitting the floor. The rest of the team then proceeds to walk the rest of the way.
"Yo dawg, that was so not cool!" Dante says as Deon passes him.
"Well I couldn't throw myself, that would be physically impossible. Now get up!" Deon grabs Dante and puts him on his legs. They proceed to enter the next room where the wrestler finds a familiar face. "Sasha!" He screams at the top of his lungs as the big cat wakes up. Immediately seeing it's true love, Sasha tackles Deon and licks him on the face. "Ooooooh, I miss you too!"
Confessional: Deon
With a serious look on his face, he points at the camera. "Hey, don't get any wrong impressions. I'm still Deon Blade! I'm still the most perfect human being on the face of the Earth! But if there's one thing that I love more than wrestling, it's this girl right here!" He opens up the door to reveal Sasha on the other side, who immediately pounces on him. He then looks at the camera and says "Hey don't make fun of it! It's not weird!"
Confessional over
Confessional: Laurie
"So, if there's one thing the big bad Deon blade loves more than wrestling, it's a tiger?" She can't hold back her laughter. "Oh man, I know what he's spending his money on if he wins!" She laughs some more.
Confessional over
As the wrestler is busy playing with the tiger, Maria wakes up. "Wha? Where am I?"
Margaret glares at her. "Hey, aren't you that red haired girl from the other team?"
Maria jumps back upon getting one look at the real gangster. "I uh...I uh...um...no...I mean yes."
Margaret huffs at her. "Man, you're a skittish one, aren't ya?"
"I'm sorry" Maria responds, clearly scared for her life.
"Hey, no need to apologize, and get up!" Margaret holds out her hand for Maria. "I guess since the otha team left ya behind, ya can come with us. How does that sound?"
"I...um...okay I guess.
Confessional: Maria
She has her eyes closed and fingers on both of her hands crossed. "Don't do anything to upset Margaret, don't do anything to upset Margaret, don't do anything to upset Margaret!"
Confessional over
/
Meanwhile, Liz and Andrew were in charge of making the bomb, but Liz wasn't really helping as she was off doing her own thing. Phoebe, Regina, and Qwynn were helping each other out, Sunny was doing her best but clearly this wasn't her area of expertise, and Kevin and Tyson were just playing basketball with a really important part.
"You can't touch these moves!" Tyson says as he drives the "ball" to the "hoop." He dunks the detonator and it falls to the ground, where Andrew is there to grab it just before it hits the ground.
Kevin looks down and sees Andrew with the detonator. "Hey, what are you two doing man? That's our ball!"
Andrew gets up and carefully puts the part in his hoodie pocket before dusting himself off before saying "I could ask you two the same question! What is going on here? You're supposed to be helping out with this challenge!"
Kevin looks at Andrew and sneers. "Go back to your pretend girlfriend, phone boy!"
Andrew huffs, then angrily points his finger at him. "You think you can just bully people around don't you! Well I'll tell you, Mitsuke is a better lover than you will ever be!" Andrew immediately covers his mouth after he realizes what he just said.
Kevin laughs. "Oh so it has a name? How nice. Well how nice!" Kevin pushes Andrew into Sunny.
"Andrew? What are you doing?" She reacts.
Andrew sticks his face up, which immediately turns red after he looks down and realizes that he just got a face full of her chest. "I um...I'm sorry, it was an accident, I swear! He pushed me!" Andrew points at Kevin, then helps Sunny up. "It was an honest mistake, I swear."
Kevin overhears Andrew, and looks back at the scene. "Hey I didn't do nothing!"
Sunny scoffs at what Kevin said. "Oh yeah, and Andrew just happened to fall on top of me?"
"To be honest, that does sound like something that he might do" Franchesco murmurs from the background.
Kevin laughs. "Hah, even if I did, what are you going to do about it?"
Tyson starts to get concerned. "Hey bro, maybe you should back off" He whispers in Kevin's ear.
Kevin turns to Tyson, "No man, I'm trying to prove a point" he then points at Sunny. "You think you can take me, little girl who I'll admit is hot" the last part he whispers.
Franchesco balls his arms up into fists then points at Kevin with his right hand. "Alright that's it, I've had quite enough of you!" He stomps his way over to Kevin. "I've been trying to keep you under control, I had to leave someone behind because of you" he cracks his knuckles and his neck muscles. "If you want a fight, well I'm happy to oblige!"
Kevin smirks. "Oh yeah, and what are you going to do, buddy boy?" Kevin pushes Franchesco in the chest as he says those last two words, clearly up for the challenge.
"This!" Franchesco grabs the sexist jerk and slams him against the wall, not quite breaking it, but this definitely leaves a dent. "This is your first and last warning, I won't be gentle next time. Now get back to work!"
Tyson bends over to help Kevin up. "Come on man, we should probably do what he says."
Kevin glares at Franchesco angrily. "Hmph! Come on, let's go!" He exits the scene.
Confessional: Tyson
Tyson scratches his head as he has an overall uncomfortable look on his face. "Bro, I thought Kevin was cool, but man was it hard to defend him there."
Confessional over
Max sees Liz with some contraption in her hands. Confused, he walks up to her. "What are you doing?" We're supposed to be building an evil bomb for our evil scheme!"
An annoyed Liz stops what she's doing to look up at him. "Nothing you need to know about, you purple haired chimpanzee!"
Max points at Liz. "Hey, you will respect me because I am the most evil person here, and Hayley picked me to help you out!"
"Aaaaand done!" Liz says as she finishes it up, not even paying attention to Max.
"Hey, were you listening to…"
As Max was saying those words, Liz plants her contraption on Max's belly and turns it on. He immediately disappears. "Ahh, finally he's not my problem anymore."
Meanwhile, Kevin tries to find a place to work next to Phoebe "Excuse me " he says as he just pushes her off to the side.
"Oh, okay" Phoebe just lets Kevin take charge.
"Uh uh, no!" Regina butts into this by angrily shaking her finger at Kevin. "You shouldn't do that!"
Phoebe puts her hands on Regina. "It's okay, really."
Regina turns to Phoebe, disgusted at the mere thought. "Oh no no no no no no. No. I am going to stand up for you because you deserve it. Ain't no one just going to waltz right up there and take your place."
Kevin facepalms himself. "Look lady, I remembered my manners. I said excuse me."
"Yes, but you were kind of rude about it." Qwynn chimes in.
Kevin turns to Tyson. "Look man, back me up on this."
Tyson appears to be nervous, but complies with Kevin's demand. "Look bro, we can totally work this out. We're all a part of the same team." At this, Kevin facepalms himself for a second time, then walks away. "What? What did I say?" Tyson chases after him.
Confessional: Kevin
He has his right hand balled up in a fist and is noticeably frustrated when he says "Ugh, I can't believe this. What am I supposed to do? First they tell me to work, then when I do work suddenly I'm the bad guy, and my buddy won't stand up for me! This team is full of losers!
Confessional over
/
Meanwhile, the Terrors were discussing what to do in the puzzle room.
"Okay, if we're not supposed to jump on them, then what are we supposed to do?" Elizabeth complains.
"Vi say ve punch vhem!" Olga chimes in.
Carter sighs. "Well maybe that wouldn't be the worst idea ever."
As this is going on, Sasha is playing with a brick that just popped out of the wall. She presses on it. As she does, it makes a sound like a musical note from a piano. Rival looks up. "Oh I see, it's a musical puzzle."
"Hold up, I've got this!" Dante rushes over to another square and presses it. After this, alarms start to sound as the door that they came through is shut and the room fills with water.
Margaret sighs. "Why don't ya just let Rival handle it ya dope?"
"Because, dude is scared of water" Dante points at Rival, who is indeed quaking.
Margaret looks over at the musician then sighs for a second time. "You've gotta be kidding me."
Rival takes a few deep breaths then makes his way over to the wall. When the next dark colored square pops up he presses on it. He then presses on the next dark colored brick and the water stops, with the floor moving up. Eventually they do make it to the top where they are met by Max in a hallway.
"...me? Evil will end you fool!" And as quickly as he pops up, Sasha attacks him. "Hey, you can't do this to evil!"
Margaret rolls her eyes. "Oh great, it's him again."
Laurie looks concerned. "Shouldn't we help him?"
Margaret folds her arms. "I say we just let it attack him."
Deon looks at his concerned girlfriend and decides to speak up. "Sasha, stop it!" He pulls the tiger off the villain wannabe. Max, now with torn clothes, is bewildered to say the least.
"Keep that bothersome beast away from me!" He says as he gets up. Sasha promptly growls and swipes her claws at Max, to which he cowers in fear behind Margaret.
Margaret grabs Max and tosses him aside. "You stay away from me, and don't get in our way! Got it?"
"Ah...um, yes ma'am, just please don't let the big kitty touch…" and just like that, Max disappears again, vanishing into thin air.
A confused Olga scratches her head. "Um...vhat just happened?"
Rival chuckles. "It looks like he caught the eye...of the TIGER!"
Carter glares at Rival. "That makes no sense." He says as they continue down the hallway.
Rival turns to Carter. "You need to lighten up"
"Yeah." Carter rolls his eyes. "Riiiiiiiiight…"
"No you see, it's funny because he was attacked, so he caught the eye of the tiger. Get it?'
This response from Rival causes Carter to raise an eyebrow. "So you think it's funny that he got attacked by a tiger?"
"Yes" Rival immediately says, then regrets it. "Wait no, I didn't mean it like that. I just meant...OOF!" Before Rival can finish, he runs into what appears to be a chunk of metal. "Who put this wall here?"
"Um" Maria points in what's in front of him, "that's no wall!"
Rival turns back around. He backs up to see the giant mech in front of him. It had to be at least 20 feet tall, and had a laser arm cannon on its left arm and flame throwers sticking out of both shoulders. It had a face that only a mother could love. In other words, it was a metallic version of Chris's face. "Oh my…"
The robot turns to Rival and the rest of his team. "Threat detected. Must terminate!"
Just then, Hayley appears "This is your 30 minute warning!" She says.
"Oh great, what else could go wrong?" Rival says.
/
Kevin walks up to Andrew. "Hey nerd face, what am I supposed to do?"
Andrew sighs before turning to Kevin. "That's no way to greet someone."
"So what. You got anything for me to do?"
Andrew rubs his eyes. "Look, why don't you just bother someone else man?"
"He already did" Tyson responds.
Kevin points at Andrew. "Yeah and I'm starting to get frustrated here."
Just then, Liz butts into the conversation. "Hey, what's going on here?"
"Oh nothing" Andrew says "Kevin here wants to help."
Liz tries to hold back a little laughter before responding. "Oh I guess you could help hold off the other team, if only I knew a way out of here." Liz looks around, but the only exit she sees is the way that they came in. "I've got an idea. You could go up that slide." Liz says just to get rid of him.
Kevin balls up his hands into fists. "You've gotta be kidding me."
Liz sighs. "Look, I know just about as much about this challenge as you do. If there was something here for you to do, I would let you do it, but I just don't think we need your...skills in this department. Sorry."
"Besides, we're about done with this anyway." Andrew chimed in.
Liz put her hands on her hips. "Hey, shouldn't there be a control room or something?"
"Yeah shouldn't that Max or whatever be explaining what to do next?" Andrew questions.
Just then, Max pops back up. "...me! Wait, why is evil back here now?"
Liz sighs. "Speak of the devil."
Kevin grabs Max by the neck. "Okay you…you…whatever you are, what are we supposed to do next?"
"I think Hayley said something about a…cough…control room." Max says as Kevin was choking him.
"Really? Now we're talking!" Liz says excitedly, before joining in on choking the wannabe supervillain. "So where is it?"
"Evil does not know!" Max says as his face starts to turn blue.
Liz and Kevin let go of Max. "You've got to be kidding me!" Liz says.
"Yeah, do I need to give you a wedgie?" Kevin threatens.
"I swear, that's all I…" Max says before vanishing again.
Andrew throws his arms up in the air. "Well that's just great. Now what are we supposed to do?"
"Man, this challenge sucks!" Kevin punches the wall, but instead of making a hole, the square he punches just goes in. A secret door opens up, revealing the control room.
Liz perks up. "I never thought I'd say this, but Kevin you are a genius!"
The Bellhops enter into the control room. Inside is everything they could possibly need. Cameras monitoring every square inch of the place, buttons galore, and even controls for the giant robot the Terrors were currently fighting. There was even a microphone. Liz says confidently "Okay gang, I know what we should do!"
/
Laurie is the first one to turn around and head the other direction. "Run!" She yells out.
"Hey where do you think you're going?" Deon steps in front of Laurie "Aren't you going to stay here and fight this thing with us?"
"Are you kidding me?" Laurie tries to tell her "Distracting a dinosaur is something I can do," she starts to hyperventilate, "but this, this is insane!"
"Listen" Deon puts his hand on Laurie's shoulder. "We can do this if we work together. You know that I've got your back." At this, she perks up.
"Okay, I'm ready." She says with a nervous, but somewhat confident demeanor.
Just then, Maria ran into Margaret, literally. "What are you doing?" She asks, annoyed.
"Um...I'm not a part of this team, so I don't have to stay here and help you." You could tell that she had a very sheepish grin underneath her vest.
"Yeah no" Margaret moves the desperate gambler off of her and gets up. "My house, my rules! As long as you're here, you're going to fight this thing, kapeesh?"
"Um…kapeesh." she responds.
"Good, now get up." Margaret helps her up.
"Oh so that's what happened to her? That traitor!"
"Well to be fair, I couldn't carry the three of them." The giant robot appeared to be having a conversation with itself, but it was just Liz and Franchesco. But anyways, The robot shot fire at Maria, but due to everyone on the Bellhops team fighting for the controls, it completely missed her and started spinning around. The Terrors just looked on in confusion.
"I don't know what's going on, but attack!" Margaret commands her team.
Sasha begins by pouncing on a foot.
"That's the way to do it!" Deon cheers her on as he rushes into battle.
"Hey what's that?" The robot (Qwynn) says.
"Huh?" Phoebe looks the other way while Qwynn goes for the hat, but Regina blocks him again.
"Oh no you don't!"
"Oh yes I do!" Again, most of the Terrors and Maria look completely confused as Qwynn and Regina fight for control of Phoebe's hat.
"Would you two just stop it?" Liz yells at them.
"I've got this!" Kevin pushes a button that appears to do nothing, but cuts to the outside of the building where a missile gets launched into the air.
"Kevin, what did you just do?" Liz yells at him.
"Wait, that was the button for the robot, right?" Kevin responds.
"Ugh! Everyone, just let me handle the controls!" Liz tells her team.
"Yes ma'am" most of them respond.
"No, I refuse to let a little girl like you take control of this big machine! It should be a man's job!" Kevin yells at her.
"Fine, whatever. You can control the robot along with me. Just don't mess anything up! Got it?" Liz says as she points a finger at him.
"Oh, alright" Kevin grumbles.
Now that that's settled, the robot fires a laser at Laurie, but lucky for her, Max reappears to take the blow. "...know" he says before getting blasted, turning his clothes, his skin, everything to black. He coughs before sticking his finger up in the air. "Liz will pay" he says before falling to the ground. After this, Laurie rushes into action, attempting to climb on the same foot that Deon and Sasha were attacking.
"Over there." Deon pointed at the other foot.
"What? But I thought we were in this together" she responded.
"Sasha and I got this." Deon said plainly.
Confessional: Laurie
"I'm not jealous of that thing, I swear. Okay maybe just a little bit" she takes a deep breath. "Okay, if that Sasha or whatever comes back, we're going to have a little talk.
Confessional over
Meanwhile, Margaret had already climbed on to the robot's back. "I am not going to let you win Liz, not this time" she says as she digs into the machine.
"Oh yeah" Liz questions as she hears Margaret's voice.
"Yeah!" Margaret says as she digs into the robot, starting to dismantle it from the inside out. "Okay now according to Carter, I should pull this cord here." Margaret rips some cords to makes the robot shoot fire nonstop.
"Warning: Malfunction! System overheating!" The central processing system of the robot warns.
"I don't care!" Margaret says as she digs deeper into the machine.
Maria and the rest of the Terrors, excluding Margaret, Deon, and Laurie were in a bind as the robot was shooting fire at them. Maria in particular was pretty close to getting burned.
"Huh" she says as she stares scardily at the flames heading toward her.
"Watch out!" Rival pushes her out of the way just in time.
"You…you saved me" she responds.
"Eh, don't mention it" he says back.
She smiles underneath her vest before her eyes widen. "Your hair is on fire" she points at his hair.
"Oh really? Aaaaaaaah!" he starts screaming and running around. Maria chuckles at this.
Just then, the missile that Kevin fired before comes back and hits the building after not being able to find a target and having no place else to go. Cuts to Maria and the Terrors who are all either burnt, on fire, or both. The same can be said for the Bellhops, only they're all glaring angrily at Kevin.
Confessional: Liz
She sighs. "I think I'm going to need a new idiot to test my weapons out on."
Confessional over
Hayley appears as a hologram for the final time to announce "since there's five minutes left, and pretty much everything here is destroyed, that means that the Terrors win!"
/
Before the elimination ceremony, Phoebe was walking down a hallway when suddenly, she notices a stray candy bar laying on the ground "Huh. I wonder what this is doing here" she bends over to pick it up, but as she does, Qwynn reaches out from behind the potted plant next to her and snags the hat.
Confessional: Qwynn
He's holding the hat up proudly. "Yes, it's all mine!" He almost kisses the hat, but he stops as he notices the camera in front of him. "Yeah, maybe I shouldn't do that."
Confessional over
/
Maria was pacing in the hallway. "Oh no, what do I do? I didn't make an alliance today. Of course I was asleep for like half the challenge so haha yeah that wasn't all on me. But what am I supposed to do? I can't have Liz be suspicious of me!"
"Did someone say alliance?" Qwynn's ears perked up as he just got out of the confessional.
"Yes, I need to make an alliance like right now!" Maria panicked.
"Interesting. Because I mean, I could use an alliance." Qwynn said, taking advantage of the situation.
"Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you you're a lifesaver!" Maria said before running off. Qwynn looked back at her as she ran.
"Well, that was unexpected." Unbeknownst to The gambler and the writer, Liz was listening in on the conversation, as it cuts to her with a stethoscope on the other side of the wall.
"Interesting. Very interesting" she says.
/
Confessional: Liz
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Confessional: Maria
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Confessional: Phoebe
"-who-"
Confessional: Regina
"-I'm-"
Confessional: Qwynn
"-voting-"
Confessional: Sunny
"-for-"
Confessional: Andrew
"-jerk!"
Confessionals over
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The camera panned to the elimination area. Everyone knew who was going home. Everyone that is except for one person, and that one person had a pretty confident glare.
"Well well well, Ballistic Bellhops, it's pretty obvious who you want gone. I mean it was a pretty unanimous vote after all!" As Hayley laughed, Kevin gave Andrew a pretty smug glance. "And I couldn't be happier about it!" At that comment, Andrew flashed a pretty confident glare back at Kevin. "Okay now to start things off, Liz, you were the true mastermind today, so here."
"Thank you" Liz says as Chef tosses the first card to Liz.
"Don't mention it. Now Sunny and Regina, you two didn't do anything controversial today, so here"
Sunny and Regina happily catch their cards.
"Qwynn, Tyson, and Phoebe, you're also safe." Hayley then turns her attention to Andrew, Kevin, and Maria. "Now for you three. Maria, you kinda helped out the other team today."
"But it wasn't my fault," she shouts "I was left behind!"
"Which is why you get the next card."
"Phew" Maria wipes the sweat off her forehead as she catches her card from Chef.
Hayley points at Kevin. "Now as for you, you made some enemies today."
"Hmph! Figures. Bunch of losers." The last sentence he whispers to himself.
She turns her attention to Andrew. "You...actually, didn't really do anything today, except make an enemy. The last card goes to…"
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"Oh, I've so been waiting for this since day one!" Hayley can't contain her excitement. "Andrew, here's your card!"
"You can't be serious! I'm the toughest one here!" Kevin exclaims.
"Yeah but you're also the biggest jerk here!" Andrew retorts as he catches his card.
"I demand a recount!" Kevin yells out in frustration.
"Pretty sure that we all voted for you, buddy boy." Franchesco says in response.
"Seriously, even you?" He glares at Tyson as he gets fitted for a helmet and safety equipment.
Tyson puts his hand on the back of his head. "Well you were kinda a jerk today, and going against my own team is something I'd never do. Plus you did kinda blow the challenge for us today. That wasn't cool bro."
Kevin sighs. "Fair enough bro, I guess I did kinda fly off the handle todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" he's tossed out of the room, with the camera panning to Hayley, who gives the outro.
"Well well well, my least favorite contestant is gone, and I couldn't be happier, and one of my favorite contestants made a teleportation device for me today. Maybe next time I can get her to make a time machine. Ooh or an indestructible alloy. That would be great! Anyways, what will happen next time? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…HOTEL MADNESS!"
Votes
Kevin 8- Andrew, Liz, Maria, Phoebe, Regina, Sunny, Tyson, Qwynn
Andrew 1- Kevin
AN: My reason for the elimination is because I just knew that Kevin wouldn't last long. His sexist attitude and his overall jerk nature was going to catch up to him eventually, and here it did. He was fun to write for, but yeah. Also yes, I decided to make Margaret's Italian accent a little more noticeable. I realize that it'll be nothing compared to Olga's accent, but I wanted to give her a voice that fits her, and is more reminiscent of your stereotypical mobster, and well, since she's from Italy that wasn't very hard to do. Let me know if you think this fits her more or do you like her voice when it's more normal. Just a thought anyway. Also about the challenge, I know some of you were confused, but I thought a challenge where the contestants are given very little context would be fun, and for the most part it was, at least for me anyway. I know that I promised to do some minisodes, but sorry I got busy so I didn't get around to posting them, but rest assured, I will post at least two or three of them before the next episode, I promise. Finally, sorry Fresh for copying your bit with the confessionals from that episode of Isolation, but I thought since this was a unanimous vote, it was just too funny to pass up lol.
Daring's tip: Your princess is in another castle.