edgeworth gose 2 skiool ckapter 3 edgeworth goes 3 school

edgeworth lisened in on teh converstaion.

omg WHY DO WE GOTA RITE AN ESSAY sed the students.

wait WHAT WERE RITING AN ESAY sadi edgeworth.

edgwroth went bak into the klasrome. I FORGOT 2 USE TEH BATROM sed edge.

2 late get bak to ur seet sed ballsack. fukin fagot said edgfworht.

also u lose yer pass so you olny get 1 moar said ballsack.

THATS FUKING GAY said edgowrth.

also before you go i hvae an asignment 4 the clas said ballsack.

u must rite a 10 page esay on the civil rites movments impact on sosiety.

you must uplode it 2 teh klas doc by 11:59 pm tonite or else you fale.

then u must presnet it 2 the klas tomorrow said ballsack.

THATS REALLY FUCKING GAY sed edgworth.

now get the fuk out of here sed ballasck. kill yerself said edgeworth,

teh klas was over so edgewoth went 2 the bathrome real quick.

then he went to hsi next class.

it was english. OH MY GOD WHY THE FUK IS IT ENGLIS said edgweorh.

teh techer was sarah kuntz who was wife of seemore kuntz.

OH MY GOD UR LIEK A FORTY YEER OLD WOMAN U WHOR sed edgworh.

u must memoreiz 40 vokabulary words 2nite for the test tomorow said kuntz.

teh klas was upset. thats not FAIR said seymore fux.

LIFES NOT FARE sed kuntz.

u must al grow to become upstnading citizens said kuntz.

eglisth class is really gay and boring said edgewoh.

but b4 i give u your sheet you gota write an in klas essay said kuntz.

if you dont finish essay be4 class ends you get a 0 on teh asinment sed kunt.

kill me said edgeworht.

the topix is abote how ur summer wnet said cunts.

oh MY GOD THAT IS THE GAIEST ESAY I EVER HERD sed edgrth out lode.

start riting. also every1 has to finish tehir esay before u can leve said kuntz.

edgeworht started riting.

mai esay

bai milx exdrgoe4oiroti3nh

tihs sumer i wnet 2 a sitrp kulb is wux rely sxey an rely hawt an rely sxey

tehn i gwat a asalt riefl an kild blax 4 dais yo niga dwag homi hom slix

tehy dide liek DADADADADADADADADADADADTTTADDATTTTADADADADA!

tehre wux xo mux blud taht i hadd 2 siwm ote uv teh mes aftrwerd

teh ened

oh my GOD RITING ESAYS IS SO FUKIN HARD siad edgeworth.

then edgeworht saw stacey riting. bnith ass hoe said edgeworth.

wate a minute said edgeworht. he got a idea.

edgfeoth stoel staceys essay and replacd it with his when she wsnt looking.

i finshd my esay techer sed degowrht as he turnd his essay in.

fine now sit down so every1 can fnish tehr essays said kuntz.

edgeorht sat down. u know what fuk this bitch im gona leve the clas said edgeorht.

edgreoth snuck out of the class wile cunt was not looking.

YES I GOT OUT sed egdeworth. then there was another guy there.

it was MICKALE WIENERFACE!

you know SEYMOUR COX said wienerface. i kicked hsi ass erlier sed edgeowh.

yeah an im gonna kick your ass 2 said wienerface.

edgeworth kicked wienerface in the wiener. MY WEINER said weinrface.

wienerface fel 2 the ground. oh SIHT IM GONA GET ARESTED sed edgeowrh.

edgeworth fled the scene of teh krime.

he ran into an empty classroom. he swa some slavs working in trhre.

damn slaves sed edgworth. he saw a wip. imma wip dem ases sed edgeworht.

he whiped the slaves in teh rome. damn that flet good said edgeworth.

then a techer kame over 2 him. OH SHIT sed edgertoth as he feld teh scene.

the fuk shoud i do said edgworth. then some studnents ran past him.

its teh english clas students said edgeworth.

wait my KLAS IS OVER I GOTA GET 2 MAH ART CLASS said edgrwoth.

edgeowth got 2 his art class.

when he came in he saw his techer. IT WAS WINSTON PAYNE!1!1!1

OH MY FUKING GOD WAI DID IT HAV TO BE UR GAY ASS siad edgewiorht.

damn edgeworth your ass is hawt as ever said payne.

sins it was art klas tehre were statues everywear. but tehy were gay statues.

they were all naked men with big diks.

OH MY GOD TATS GAY sed fux. damn ur ass is hawt 2 said payne.

i wana have a sxey thresome with u two hotties said payne as he was erekt.

tehn behtany came in. EW A GIRL THATS FUKING STRAIGHT said payne.

wel imma start teh class said payne.

he got the urge to do his cocaine first. damn i gota do my crak said payne.

your asinement is to chisel a hot nakd guy out of a blok sed pyane.

im juging based of how hot he is an how bigg his dik is sed pain.

OH MAI GOD TAHT IS TEH GAIEST ASINEMENT I EVER HAD said edgeorht.

damn thats hot im gona make a relly hot guy said bethany.

of corse becuase your a girl you wnat a relly hot naked guy said edgehtoth.

im going to put u into grops of three. edgeowrh you go with bethany and seymore.

damn nigga its like a hot thresome in here said fux.

oh my god i dont know waht a naked guy loks like tihs is so gay sdd edgiworh.

wate edgeworth youre a sex god so strip naked and we can skulpt u said bethany.

fine just dont loke at me u fukcing fagot seymour said edgeworht.

edgeorth got naked and bethany strated to sculpt his chisled abs and dik.

seymour you strat working on teh less gay parts sed bethany.

she was working on teh dik because it was strate for her 2 do it.

make it biger tahn it actualy is said edgeowrht. fux was scupling his face.

damn that is a nise ASS said payne as he was comenting on edgeworht.

kill urself you fuking fagot said fux.

teh class was over. WAIT WE DIDNT FINISH OUR SCUPLITUE siad edgeworth.

you get another day u retrads said payne.

teh first day of school was over. OH MY GOD ITS OVER sed edgeworht.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE said edgeowrhth.

edegwoth went back to teh rpsoeucotrs office.

oh my god skool is finaly over imma call the chef prosecutor sed edgeworth.

edgeworth caled the cheif procurator.

chef im done wit school sed edgeworth. are u retarded said teh chef prosecutor.

YOU ONLY DID TEH FRIST DAY OF SKOOL U FUKING DUMASS said teh chef priocutor.

you have to do teh rest of teh skool yeer before u can become chef said teh chef.

OH MAI GOD ARE U FUKING KIDING ME YOU FUKING NIGER sed edgeothgh.

edgeowrh hnug up teh fone.

WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE TO RITE THE ESAY said edgeorhth.

whatever i can jsut smok weed until liek ten or something sed edgeworth.

edgeworht smoked weed so hard that he fel aslep.

when he wkoe up he saw the time. it was 11:55 pm. OH SHIT sed edgeworht.

edgeworth got 2 his computer 2 rite his essay.

2 be contined how will edgeworths essay go?