Okay last chapter left off on February 2, and this one starts on April 17.

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April 17 The Loft

I, Mia Thermopolis, have been invited to one of Lana Weinberg's world-renowned parties. Well, I guess she really didn't want me to come, or Lilly and Jesse, but that's how it ended up.

Jackson was talking with Lilly, Jesse, and I in the hallway, when Lana ran up to him and said, "Oh my god Jackson, you have to come to my party tomorrow night! It's going to be so super cool." Then Lana looked at Jesse, Lilly, and I and said, "Oh and you can bring them if you have to." Like we were some kind of nasty disease or something... Jackson said, "Um, we'll try to make it."

When Lana was walking away, Lilly and I laughed really loudly, which made her turn around and give us her evil eye... That scares me to death.

Anyway, we decided we should go to the party, because it is our senior year, and we need more high school experiences... or something like that, Lilly made it into some big speech...

I'm excited.

April 18 The Loft

I hope Jackson doesn't like Lana, she's not right for him. Not that I am either, it's just Lana sees him only as a hot guy... and he is a hot guy, but there is so much more to him then his hot-ness (but the hot-ness is a huge plus).

April 18 The Loft 5 minutes later

Jackson and Lana would make a bad couple anyways, she cares way too much about her looks. Jackson said he doesn't like girls who look in the mirror every two seconds... that's basically all Lana does, so I don't see how Jackson could like her... Though she is really, really pretty...

Damn.

Well, I should start getting ready for the party.

April 18 The bathroom at Lana's

Well, Lana has a really nice apartment, it's huge... Her parents are in the Bahamas or something like that.

Their soap in this bathroom is shaped like palm trees, which is very cool...

Anyways, when we first got here, Lana whisked Jackson away to give him a tour of the apartment... So I was left with Jesse and Lilly. We walked around the apartment and didn't see anyone we knew (well duh, I don't really know anyone who's been invited to one of her parties).

After a little bit, I wanted to give Jesse and Lilly some alone time, so I told them I was going to find Jackson... but instead, I went and got a cup of beer from one of the eight kegs...

I've only had one cup though, I would rather die then get drunk at Lana's and end up dancing top less on her coffee table...

Anyways, I was walking around the apartment, when I saw Jackson looking pretty scared... He spotted me, then took my arm and led me to some closet... a very small and dark closet...

He pulled me in and shut the door, then I said, "What are you doing Mr. Taft?"

"Hiding from Lana, she is trying to get me to go up into her room with her."

"So let me get this straight, you would rather be in a closet that smells like bleach with me, then be up in Lana's room making out or even possibly having sex?"

"Technically, yes."

"Wow, I feel so special."

"Well, Lana is not my type... at all."

"What is your type?" I said with a grin on my face... Though it was pitch black, so I'm sure he couldn't see my grin...

He placed his hand on my cheek (I don't really know how he found it, since it was so dark), then he leaned in and kissed me... I was shocked, but I kissed back...

It felt so good to kiss him, his lips are so soft...

After about a minute of kissing, he pulled back then said, "Uh, um, I should, I should, uh go get a drink... yeah, I'm gonna get a drink, I'll see you out there..."

Then he opened the door and left...

I stood in there and thought for about a second, then I said loudly, "What the hell!"

He wouldn't of heard me though, the music was really loud.

So, I did what I normally do, I ran into the bathroom... though I didn't really run, I just walked kind of quickly...

I checked myself to see if I smell... and I didn't smell... or at least I don't think I do.

I'm sitting here wondering what I should do... I mean, I don't get what I did wrong... Or maybe he doesn't like me. Like what if it was just a test to find out if he liked me, and he didn't feel any sparks...

I should get out of the bathroom, someone's been knocking for about five minutes saying if he doesn't get in right now he's going to "piss a hole in his pants."

What weird people...

April 19 The Loft

Well, the rest of the night at the party wasn't too bad, I played quarters with Jesse (that game where you try to bounce a quarter into your beer cup ect. I have to say, I am incredibly good at that game), and I got to see some cute jock's butt... but Jackson wasn't really talking to me, he wouldn't even look me in the eyes.

Though, I kept on hearing Lana talking to him saying stuff like, "Want to see my cheer leading scrap book?" and I even heard her say, "Want to see my collection of black underwear?"

Wow, Lana is desperate...

Jackson looked bored, finally he came up to us and said, "You guys ready to go?"

Lilly said, "Jackson, Mia and I are not guys."

Then Jackson said while looking at the carpet, "Uh sorry, would you people like to leave now?"

"Jesus Jackson, lighten up, I was just joking." Lilly said as she flung her purse over her shoulder.

We all got up and left.

Jackson dropped off Jesse and Lilly. Then when we pulled up in front of the loft, I got up the nerve to say, "Jackson, why have you been avoiding me? We just kissed, it's not like we had sex or anything."

He looked at me for a minute, then said, "Mia, I like you... but we just can't be together."

"Well, why not?" I said in my serious voice.

"We just can't, okay? I'll see you Monday at school." He reached over and opened my door.

I looked at him for a minute, then I leaned over and kissed his cheek. He kept on stared out the windshield, so I got out of the car.

He waited to leave until I was in the loft.

Then I went up to my bedroom and went to sleep...

I'm so confused...

Men suck!

There is only one thing that can cure how I'm feeling right now, and that's a pint of Rocky Road ice cream, and a couple hours of Lifetime.

So that was chapter 7, please review with your opinion.

I know some of you are confused, but most will be revealed soon. Have a little faith in me.

Sarah, I hope you liked it. :)

Melissa, your vampire act was pretty creepy... but I love you anyways. :) Thanks for the help. Ps. You still have my No Doubt CD... what's up with that?

Much Love,

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