edgeworjt goes 2 school chaptr 4 edgeworjht rites his essay

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teh ened

OMG MY GOD RITING ESSAYS IS HARD AS SHIT sed edgeorth.

but the essay WAS 2 SHORT!11! FUCK said edgorht.

edgeworth got a brilinat idea. he maid the font sixe 30 and the fnot comic xans.

now it takes up ten pags said edgewoth.

he submited his essay at 11:58 pm bef4 teh deadline.

YESSSSSSSSSssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS said edgeworth.

edgorht celebrated hsi essay by smoking wed. he was so high taht he fel asleep.

teh next day

edgeworth woke up and smokd some more weed.

DAMN NIGGA DAT SHIT HITS LIEK MAH HAND HITZ DEM HOES AT DAT STRIP KLUB!

but IT WAS ALMOST SKOOLTIME! FUCK said edgeworht.

edgwroth hijakd a school bus and drove 2 school.

at sckool edgeworth went to math klass.

wile he was walking he kame across bethany.

damn your ass is loking FINE 2dai bethny said edgeworth to bethany.

she was 2 busy starting at his crotch to respnod to him.

fucking PERVERT said degeowth. hippocrite ass fuck said bethany.

but then there was an EXPLOSION! it said BOOOM!

OH SITHT saed degworht and bethany.

the janitor started kleaning up the mes. don wory abuot it sed the ajnitor.

ther were dead bodies from teh explosion everwhere. ew nasty said bethnay.

when they got 2 math klass mr fukkwad said YOU 2 ARE FUKING LATE!

you were probably fucking in teh bathroms said seymour fucx.

SHUT THE FUK UP YOU FUKING NIGGEER said edgewotrh to seymour fux.

the clas was so boring that edgewtoth fell asleep.

tehn he woke up. EDGEWORH ANSWER THIS KWESTION 4 TEH CLASS said fukkwad.

what andle measure dose a right triangle have said mr fukkwad.

FUCK I FORGOT I WASNT PATING ATENTION said edgworth.

sorry 4 my classmates incompetnece the answer is ninety degres said stecey.

NO ITS 69 DEGRES said edgeworth. your not funny edgeworth said stacey.

yeah edgeworth you suck dick said seymour fux. NOBODY ASKED U said edgewoth.

the class ended. edgeworth went 2 the bathroom and injekted meth for 5 miutes.

then he was about 2 go to sience class. but then he remenbeerd.

OH WATE THE QUIET KID SED NOT 2 GO 2 CLASS 2DAI said edgeworth.

edgeworth was bored and had to wait.

what the fuk shold i do said edgworth. then he saw the billbord.

oh wate i can get on studnet counsel said edgewroth as he got an idea.

he signed up 4 student council wile he was waiting.

what else should i do saied edgeworth.

then he got a good idea. he went to the girls locker room to spy on them.

DAMN ASSES said edegweoth. he was gettting erect and masterb8ting 2 them.

but then the ggirls left because class was starting. fuck said edgeworth.

he heard gunshots in the background. thats probably nothing said edgeowrth.

he saw the quiet kid with a gun. dude i said not 2 go 2 school today said the kid.

bro its all good i didnt tell anyone said dedgeworth.

that seems legit said the quite kid as he went in2 another clasrome to shoot kids.

then the quite kid shot himself and died.

oh wait the next class is starting I NEED 2 FUKING GO said edgewroth.

he went 2 gym class. it was time 2 run the fitness gram pacer test.

this is the fitness gram pacer test run when u hear the sound said the pacer test.

edgeworth started to kick kids and make them fail the test.

WOW YOU ALL SUCK ASS said johnson.

IMMA MAKE U ALL RUN TEN LAPS AROUND TEH SHOOL TOMORROW said johnson.

the klass got real mad at edgeworth 4 getting them in troble.

edgworht went 2 lunch next.

they were having sloppy jose for lunch. tthey were gross.

EW THESE THINGS ARE ASS SUKAGE said edgeworth. he vomited them on the floor.

then edgeworth went 2 history class.

wow this class is boring as shit said edgeworth.

seymopur fux tapped on edgeworths shoulder.

we should troll the teacher by replacing his martin luther pictures with monkeys sed fux.

damn nigga dats dope as shit said edgeworth. they went and changed the projector.

then ballsack turned on the projector to start the leckrture.

this is martin luther king. wate why are you LAUGHING SO MUCH said ballsak.

he looked at the screen. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE A MONKEY said ballsack.

thats RACIST said stacey. YOU DID THIS EDGEWORTH YOU FUCKING HACK said stacey.

i dont see a difference said seymour fux. RACIST said stacey.

thank god he forgot about the essays said bethany.

OH WAIT THAT REMINDS ME said stacey. MR. BALLSACK YOU FORGOT THE ESSAYS said stacey.

everyone got pissed at stacey. thanks stacey for reminding me i forgot said ballsack.

TEACHERS PET said edgeworth.

who wants 2 present first said balsack. EDGEWORTH WANTS TO said stacey.

kill yourself you fucking bitch said edgeworht.

he went up 2 the board to present his essay. he pulled up his essay on google doks.

edgewoth read his essay to the klas. they were silent for the whole thnig.

what the fuck was that said stacey.

that was so terrible that im going to give you -5 persent said ballsack.

god damn it was really good and you just cant understand it said edgeworth.

the clas ended after everyone presented.

edgeworth that was a shitty presentrratoin said bethany.

YOU 2 said edgewroth. yeah that presentation sucked total and komplete dick said fux.

fuck off you stupid nigger ass jew said edgeroth.

he was so pissed he punched fux in the fase.

he didnt punch bethany because he thought her face was really hot and wated to fuk it.

fuckig PEDOFILE said stacey. im eighteen becuz i got held back so its legal said bethany.

edgeworth didnt want to go 2 english class because it was gay.

so he asked bethany 2 have sex. i fucking want to get railed by you edegwroth said beth.

they went behind the skool and fucked for the whole class.

when they were done fucking they went 2 their next classes.

edgeworth walked in2 his art class with bethany. they were both naked.

DAMN THAT DICK IS LONG AND MEATY AS SHIT said payne as he was fapping 2 edegworh.

oh fuck i forgot 2 put my clothes on said edgeworht.

its fine we need u to be naked for the modeling said bethany.

of korse the other guys were cheking bethanys naked body out. she put her cloths back on.

they were sculpipng edgeworths naked skulpture. but the other team got a good idea.

they KNOCKED DOWN THE SKULPTURE AND IT BROKE!

WTF you stupid fujcking niggers said edgeroth and fux.

its time 2 grade the skuptures said payne. FUCK WERE NOT READY said the team.

its too late you had 2 days to work on it you retards said payne.

he saw their skulpture. oh mah gawd said payne.

ITS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT DAMN THAT DICK! THAT ASS said payne.

but its broken said the team.

IT DOSENT MATTER THE DICK IS INTACT AND THATS ALL THAT COUTNS said payne.

they got a 100% on the project because it was hot.

imma bring this skuplture in my office 2 fap 2 it said payne.

edgeworth was tired so he drove hoem.

but what he didnt know was that his school life was abote to HCANGE FOREVER!

2 be continued.