edgeworth goes 2 schol chapter 6 gumshoe the tratior
edgeowrht took off the disgise and started 2 drive home in his car.
bethanys dead body was in hiz trunk so edgeworth was panicking.
fuck fuck fuCK IMMA GET IN TROBLE WITH THE SCHOOL said edgeworth.
he got on his phone while he was driving. hey bro can you help a niga out homie said edgewrth.
what the fuck do u want edgeworth im smokging weed right now sed gumshoe on teh fone.
come quick im in my kar driving towards teh office rite now said edgeowrth.
got it said gumshoe as he gawt in his kar and drove towards teh ofice. he got 2 teh office.
damn where is edgeworth at said gumshoe. edgeworth arived in fiev minutes.
NIGGA WHAT TOKE U SO LNOG said gumsho. I NEED HELP GUMSHOE IM IN TROLBE sed edgeworh.
what the fuk hapend said gumshoe. its a long story said edgeworth.
so i was in skool and i had sex with a hot girl said edgeworth. wait why are u in school said gumsho.
i have 2 go 2 school to become chief prosecutoth sed edgeworth.
damn that sucks ass bro said guimshoe. anyway i was fucking a hot gril namd bethanty sed edgerotj.
but she waz an UNDERCOVER KOP! she almost caled the police but i killed her sed edgewroth.
ew girls are yucky said gumshoe. fag said edgeworth.
i need ur help 2 hide the murder said edgeworht. the body is in my trunk said edgeworth agin.
fine but you better get me a subskription 2 a gay porn magazine after this said gumshoe.
fine wahtever just help me with the krime said edgeworth.
they went 2 edgeworths ttrunk 2 deal with the body.
so we need 2 cover up the crime said edgeworth. how do we do that said gumshoe.
thats whree i need ur help said edgeworht.
first i need you to come with me 2 the school said edgeworth. tehy drove 2 the school.
sekond i need u to hlep me carry the body over 2 the midel of teh road said edgeworht 2 gumshoe.
edgeowth and gumshoe made sure nobody was loking be4 starting the plan.
they got the body out of teh car and brot it to the rode. now wat sed gumshoe.
now the plan strats. im gonna take out my fone and rekord the scene said edgeworth.
what sene said gumshoe. we need 2 set up the body be4 i can explain said edgepetoyh.
edgeworth planeted the gun he used 2 kill her in her dead hands wile she was laying on teh rode.
now gumshoe get in the kar said edgeworth.
make sure its your car and not mine said edgeworth. gumshoe got in his own kar.
gumshoe got in the kar. now run over the dead body. imma record you running it over said edgrotn.
gumshoe run over the ded body, making a mes everywhear with blood and guts.
damn that was good i got the whoel thing on kamera said edgewotht.
wait what next said gumshoe. i have one last thing i want 2 do with the body said edgeworth.
edgeworth and gumshoe took an hour 2 dispose of the body.
now thats taken kare of said edgeowrtht. wait what about teh video u filmed said gayshoe.
heres what u should do wit it said edgeworth. he told gumshoe what 2 do.
edgeworth went back 2 the office and slept 4 the nite.
tomorow moning, edgeworth went 2 school. hopefuly things go 2 plan said edgewhtoh.
but it wuz hard 2 get 2 skool because of the crime scene.
edgeworth went 2 school while ignoring the crime scene anyway.
he got in2 math klass earlyier than usual. why are you so early 2dai said stacey.
its like youve done something suspisious sed stasey. its nothing you bitch said edgewoth.
fukkwad kame in. quite down klass i have some important and sad newx 2 tell u said fukkwad.
imma let the news speek 4 me said fukkwad as he turned the news on the projecktor.
BRAKING NEWZ 2DAI!
yesterday evening, after skool ended, there was a ded body found in teh road.
it was identifide as bethany assliker, who wuz an underkover kop disguised as a studnet.
unfortunetly, after the body wuz found, someone stoel the body and hid it away.
we haev conclusive edivence taht shows what happened said the nwes.
the video was the one edgeorht filmed.
gumshow ran over bethanys dead body in his car.
edgeowrth was triyng hard 2 act surpsiesed. oh no thats bad sed edgeworth.
he was also trying 2 sound liek gumshoe so he wouldnt be found out.
truly disterbing footage. rite now were asuming that bethany was laying in teh road 2 kill herself.
the driver is inosent 4 now until we find who it is said the news.
the klass was in an uproar over teh news.
damn edgeworht didnt know your game was so bad bethany wanted 2 kill herself said fux.
SHUT UP FUX A WOMAN KILLED HERSLEF YESTERDAI YOU CANT BE MAKING JOKES said stacey.
boo hoo im so sad im crying rite now said edgeworth.
SHUT UP EDGEWORTH YOU PROBBOBOALY MADE HER KILL HRESLEF said stacey.
why the fuk are u so upset chidren die in africa every dai but you dont see us crying sed edgeth.
SHE MATTERS MORE THAN FUCKING CHILDREN IN AFRIKA EDGEWROTH said stecy.
thats racist sed fux.
okay quite down i know it was tragik but we have a meth lesson 2 do 2dai sed fukkwad.
i just know edegowrh had something 2 do with bethanys death sed stacey.
math klass went by and so did sience and gim class. nothging hapened.
it was lunch. oh shith i have to go 2 student counsel said edgeworth. he went to studnt counsl.
oh my god i dont wnat to do this rite now said stacey.
bitch we have 2 do preparations for the barbeque said edgeworth.
you mene the womens rites lecture and book clubs said a counsel member.
oh rite those too. i already have enough meat 2 make burgers 4 everyone said edgeworth.
BURGERS WTF THAT WOULD GIVE U CANCER AIDS AND DIABETES said stacey.
but im going to have salads and healty snax paired with the burgers said edgeworth.
seems legit said the other counsil members.
OH MAI GOD CANT YOU SEE HES MANIPULATING U sed stacey.
someone wuz pounding on the dore.
ur just whiny because you arent as hot as he is said a counsil member.
oh so its JUST BECAUSE HES HOT IS THAT IT said stacey. damn chill said edgewotrht.
the door pounding gawt even harder.
whoa kalm down stacey we should just stawp the counsel sesion sed another menber.
its ben tragic anywai and we ned 2 make prepartions 4 teh lectures and boke clubs sed a member.
as soon as tehy were abote 2 dismiss someone broke teh dore down.
U HAVE SOME XPLANING 2 DO EDGEWOTTH said gumshoe. he was fucking pissed.
whos that said the counsel members. its just a friend of mine sed edgewoht.
lets dismiss and i can talk 2 him personaly sed edgewoth.
OH WERE GONNA FUKING TALK ALRIGHT sed gumshoe.
they dismised for the dai.
gumshoe puled edgeworth outside the school where they couldnt be heard or seen by cameras.
EDGEWORTH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT ON THE NEWZ said gumshoe.
bro i dont know what ur talking about said edgeworht. DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME sed gumshoe.
YOU SET ME UP U FUKING TRATOR! I TRUSTED U AND U BETRAIED ME! sed gumshoe.
how did u know i was in studntnt counsel said edgeworth. IT DOESNT MATER sed gumshoe.
YOU KLERALY MAKE IT SO I WUZ GILTY OF TEH MURDER AND NOT U said gutmhoe angrily.
kalm down we can sort this out. imma call the polise and tell them teh truth said edgeworth.
you better do that shit or imma choke u to death sed gumshoe.
edgeworth strarted 2 call the polise.
POLISE IM BEING ASAULTED BY BETHANYS MURDERER! COME QUIK BE4 HE GETS AWAI!
HES RITE IN FRONT OF TEH SKOOL AND HE WANTS 2 KILL ME! said edgeworth.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER said gumshoe as he started 2 chase after edgeworth.
but the cops came and arested gumshoe.
we finaly got the mistery driver! ur going 2 jail for the rest of ur life sed the cops.
LET ME GO IM INOCENT IT WAS EDGEWORTH said gumshoe. tell that 2 the judge sed the cops.
he was thrown in teh cop car and driven off.
that was close. at least i dont have 2 worry about behtany anymore said edgeworth.
oh shit i have 2 get to english class said edgewotrh.
he went 2 english class.
WOW EDGEWORTH THANKS 4 RUINING OUR STUDNET COUNSIL MEETING said stacey.
it wasnt my fault it was that stupid ass fag said edgeowrth.
whaterver said stacey.
then edgewotht went 2 history class.
okay class things have ben tragic but i have some good news 4 you 2dai sed ballsack.
tomorrow were going on a field trip to germany to see the holocaust museum sed ballsack.
OH FUK YEAH sed edgwoth. the girls were dispapointed because the holocaust was boring.
edgewotth went through art klass and went hoem 2 prepare 4 the germany trip.
2 be continued.