edgewortth gose 2 school chapter 7 edgeworth gose to germany
edgeworth packd his stuff the next dai 2 go to germany.
man i want to go to the holocause museum so i can gloat over teh jead dews said edgeworth.
edgeowrth alwso wanted a break to forget about teh murder of bethany.
edgworth went to sleep.
but there was an intruder in the house! oh no.
WHO THE FUK IS IN MAI HOUSE sed edgeworth. the intruder strated to steal edgeworths stuff.
edgeworh got his assaut rifle that he had under his pillow.
GET TEH FUCK ON TEH FLORE sed edgewoth. teh intruder started to fite edegwoth with his knife.
edgeworh hit the nife with his rifle and it wnet to the flore. DONT KILL ME sed teh intruder.
2 late sed edgeworth. he shot the intruder in teh head and kiled him.
he went back to sleep 4 the trip tomorow.
when edgeworth woek up he left his ofice. tehere was a lot of trafic. FUKING ASS sed edgeworh.
edgeworth was almost late to skool. damn bro where you been at sed fux wit teh klass.
DUDE SOMEONE BROK INTO MAI HOUSE LAST NITE AND TEHRE WAS TRAFIC sed edgeworth.
bro thats SICK i wish dat happened in mai house sed fux. shut up you fucking jew sed edgeworth.
shut the fuck up klas so we can get on teh plane sed teahcer ballsack.
tehy got on teh bus and onto teh plane. what if terorists hijak the plane said edgeworth.
THATS OFFENSIVE said stacey. stfu you fuking bitch ass hoe sed edgeworth.
it wil be a smoth plane ride really smooth liek the ass i licked last night sed teh pilot.
wait i see another plaine sed fux. how immature are you liek ten or something shut up sed stacey.
wait teh plane is getting really close sed fux. OH SHIT i see TERORISTS on teh plane sed fux!
i got this i smuggled mai asault rifle to the plane past the security said edgeworth.
edgeworth got out of his seat and out of teh window. the terorists were shooting at edgeworth.
edgeworth hit a terrorist wit hhis gun. he jumped in2 the other plane and killed all the terorists.
he jumped onto the wing of teh plane and into the plane again.
WAIT SHIT I FORGOT MAI ASAULT RIFLE IN TEH PLANE! ITS GONE! sed edgeworth.
your what said stacey. nothing said edgeworth.
teh plane landed saefly in germany. teh klass got out of teh plane.
tehy got into a hotel. now we have to pare students up in rooms said ballsack.
edgeworth u go into a room with seymour fux. i know that u think its gay but i dont care sed ballsak.
EWWWW GAYYYYY said edgeworth. bro im noot sharing a bed with you said ballsack.
GET IN22 YOUR ROOM OR IM GOING TO CALL TEH GERMAN POLICE ON YOUR ASSES sed ballsack.
the two went into the room. damn bro this room is gay as shit said edgeworth.
i know right said fux. lets just go to sleep. im taking the bed and not you said edgeworth.
HEY NO FAIR EDGEWORTH said fux. SLEP ON THE FLOR AND LICK YOUR OWN ASS sed edgeowrh.
tehy went to sleep and woke up teh next morning.
GET UP sed ballsack as he came in2 the room. WERE GOING 2 THE MUSEUM said ballsack.
what its liek 7 am bro let us sleep said fux. i dont fucking care its a school trip said ballsack.
man i was looking forward to the holocaust museum said edgeworth.
homie this is going to be gay as shit said fux.
they got out of teh rome and went out with teh klass.
hey wait mr ballsack wheres the chaperones at said stacey.
oh right stacey. the shool cut our funding yesterdai said ballsack.
THATS BULLSHIT WE CANT LET THEM GO ALONE WITHOUT CHAPERONES said stacey.
well you could have taken up teh issue with student council yesterdai said ballsack.
I COULDNT EDGEWORTH INTERUPTED IT WITH HIS STUPID ASS FRIEND said stacey.
WELL THATS NOT MY PROBLEM IF ANYBODY DIES HERE said ballsack.
yo cracker yo wite ass killed mai ansestors sed teh blak kid.
shut up u fucking nigger and go bak 2 the plantations where you belong said both fux and edgewht.
excuse me what you just say said the other blak kid named tyrone lebrontae.
you wanna go nigga you wanna go said fux. he started to fight tyrone.
tyrone was an athetlic black kid so he kicked fuxes ass. FUCK THIS said fux wile he was on teh flore.
they went 2 the holocaust museum. okay so heres a gas can taht was used to gas jews said the guide.
yo thats cool said the class. and this was the colection of burned corpses from the fire said the guide.
man this is fucking dope i was looking forward 2 this shit said edgeworth.
this is a tank from world war 2. its authentic and real. its guarded so it cant be stolen seid the guide.
thats dope said edgeworth. STOP SAYING ITS DOPE, THIS IS A TRAGIC PART OF HISTORY said stacy.
uh i gota use the bathroom said edgeworth.
actually i gotta use teh bathrone 2 said fux.
edgeworth and fux left 2 go to the bathroom. but they WERENT GOING TO THE BATHROOM!
homie i got an idea. i saw that tank and i have a dope ass idea said edgeworh.
dawg what is it said fux. okay so youre going 2 get into teh tank and steal it said edgeworth.
when ur in teh takn youll run into teh town and start shooting at people said edgeworth.
what after that said fux.
after taht ill stop the tank and make it look like i saevd the town said edgeworth.
then youll get out of teh tank while nobody is looking and it would lioook liek you saved it too said edge.
theyll think it was a tank malfunctkion and we would be sene as heroez said edgeworh.
BRO THATS dope as shit pepple wanna worship us and well be swimming in cunt said fux.
man edgeworth youre a genius were going 2 be famos for the entire schol and pass our klass said fux.
tehy left teh bathrome and rejoined teh klass.
what the fuck were u two doing on your own said stacey. shut the fuck up and kill yourself said fux.
okay now its time 2 put our plan into action said edgeworth.
fux got on a ninja outfit that he bought from the gift shop to make himself stealthier.
fux snuck past teh security guards and got into the tank. bro ive never driven a tank be4 said fux.
shit shit shit i dont know what im doing said fux. teh tank started 2 move.
OH SHIT said the seukurty gaurds. tehy started 2 shoot at teh tank 2 take it down.
SOMEONE SNUCK IN2 TEH TANK sed teh guards as tehy were kalling teh tour guides.
OH SCHEISSEN sed teh guides as tehy were kalling teh german police.
HALTEN sed teh german polise. teh tank just run over teh police. get rekt faggots said fux.
teh klass was freaking out. i got an idea said fux. fux started to shoot at the class.
the tank shot hit the techer and some black kids. bulls eye said fux. teh ambulance was kalled.
the klass was skreaming and running away. edgeworth was there. HOLD ON KLASS sed edgeworth.
edegworth picked up a gun that was on teh flore and shot at teh tank.
teh tank sudenly stopped. edgeworth forcefuly opened teh tank and pulled fux out of it.
TEHRE HE IST ARREST DER KRIMINAL said the german police. they arrested fux.
WAIT YOU HAVE THE RONG GUY IM INOCENT said fux. tell it to der judge said teh polise.
EDGEWORTH YOU KNOW THEY HAVE TEH RONG GUY sed fux.
no i saved the town and i definitely know its him taht was in teh tank said edgeworth.
ja really said the police. we can trust efgegoworth because hes der hero of berlin said the polise.
EDEGOWTH IM INOCENT WHAT TEH FUK I WAS MEANT TO SNEAK OUT said fux.
the police dragedd fux away. edgewoth wir giving you a germany medal of honor sed the police.
you saved berlin and geramny from the nazi panzer sad the police.
the class came out. edgeworth you saved us all said the class.
wait whos in charge said edgewoeth.
i dont know theres no chaperones because of YOU EDGEWORTH said stacey.
teh german police came. you all are going back 2 amerika. wir paying 4 your funds sed teh polise.
edgeowth gets free funding from germany forever 4 being a national hero said the poilice.
OH MY GOD WHY THE FUK IS EDGEWORTH A HERO HES A RACIST AND A MURDERER said stacey.
i dont want 2 hear it said the police oficer. the klass was put on a plane back 2 america.
teh teacher was hopsitalized and put on teh plane in a stretcher in bandags.
shit man fux got arested because of me said edgeworh.
another plane flew apst edgeworth. he stared at the terrorist plane. they flew off from seing his fase.
i just know edgeworth was doing something bad said stacey.
why does every single thing in this school end in disaster said stacey.
when edgeworht got off the plane he went home and back 2 slepe again.