Disclaimer: I do not own Devil May Cry or any of its characters. I do own Verge and Dantil though. Please don't steal them, or I'll eat you. xD

Summary: Uhhhh... I'm bad at summaries… Read though! R&R. One-Shot.

Verge: FAN-FICCIES!

Dantil: YAY!

Vergil & Dante: …

Verge: I think that's our queue to get on with the fanfic..?

Vergil: Yes.

She was watching TV, eating a piece of pizza, minding her own business when the channel changed.

"Dantil!" whined Verge. "I was watching that!"

"Verge!" mocked Dantil. "I was watching that!"

"Ughh…" sighed Verge in annoyance. Dantil just smirked evilly. Verge then rolled her eyes and said, "You know you aren't going to change the channel without a fight, right?"

"Yeah. I know."

They both grinned and grabbed their weapons as Dantil turned off the TV.

Dantil wore a long, dark red skirt that covered one leg, and bright yellow ribbons around her waist. She had a pink tube-top and a jacket that was about the length of a belly shirt that was dark blue. She had short, white hair and had some going over one of her eyes, and a monocle on the other. Her weapons were boots with spikes on the bottoms, and a sword.

Verge wore a long, dark blue skirt that covered one leg, and light blue ribbons around her waist. She had a dark blue tube-top and the same jacket as Dantil. She also had short, white hair, but did not wear it the same as Dantil. She just wore it like you would with long hair, just hanging down. Her weapons were tambourines, a steel fan, and a sword identical to her sisters.

Dantil and Verge Ashford were both about 17 years old, and went to a Devil Hunting school. They fought each other constantly, but not as viciously as their next-door neighbors. Both sisters had a secret, that no one but them knew (and also possibly their dead mother and father, but no they didn't know whether they did or not).

Vergil and Dante were sitting in their living room, Vergil reading a book and Dante playing video games.

"Damnit, Dante, will you turn that down! I'm trying to read here!" shouted Vergil.

"Well, if I do, I won't be able to hear the game, because our neighbors are damn noisy!" complained Dante. "Are they fighting over there or something!"

Vergil put down his book, muted the TV, and listened.

"Hey! I ca-"

Dante didn't get to finish his sentence because Vergil shouted, "Dante! Shut up for once, will you! I'm trying to listen!" Then he muttered something under his breath and started listening again.

Dante shook his head then heard a clanging noise and listened also. "Is that… swords?" He asked his brother.

"I think –"He was cut off by a loud shattering noise. "What the –"

"Hell?" finished Dante.

Vergil looked at Dante and got up off the couch and looked out the window at the front of the small room. He saw two boys with swords surrounded by broken glass, panting heavily.

"Is that… Our new neighbors?"

"I think so…" replied Vergil. Looking dumbfounded out the window as the two boys' swords made a loud clanging noise again.

"They act kinda like us!" laughed Dante – who had walked over and looked out the window also – while elbowing his brother. Vergil just elbowed him back harder and walked over to the door followed by Dante, opened it, and walked outside.

Verge: Hope you like!

Dantil: Adios!

Vergil & Dante: …

Dantil: I think that's our queue to leave..?

Dante: Yes.

Verge: Bye. xP