edgeworth goes 2 school part 9 the nerf war
edgeworth was with godot when he got teh newz.
OH SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT said edgewotghth. bro whats wrong its just the news sed godot.
dude its nothing im innocent i didnt kill anyone i didnt conspire wit gumshoe an kil bethany sed edge.
seems legit sed godot as he drunk hiz kofeee.
homie we should chang the topix i dont want 2 talk about this sed edgeowtrh.
meanwhiel in germany detnetnion center seymore fux was dperesed becaue edegworth betraied him.
BRO IM GONA GET GILTY AN BE EXECUITED BY TEH GERMAN POLICE sed fux.
tehn the tv came on. a new defnese attorny has come 2 germany sed teh german news.
hiz name ist heinrich gummischuh. hes going to defend der kriminal from der tank kase sed teh news.
how conventient that tehyre not speaking german and just english sed fux.
SCHUT DER SCHIESEN UP UND GET DEIN ARSCH IN DER PRISON sed teh german guard.
bro i need 2 get a defense atorney to protect mah ass from the stupid jews said fux.
bakc in amerika edgewroth wuz getting despressed because the news.
wait a minute the nerf war is gona happen later 2dai said edgewoth.
nerf war why would i care about that im not nine yers old sed godot. theres kofee tehre seid edegwoth.
you got me sed godot. teh class was almost over.
teh bell rang. bro imma get to english klass said edgeworth. actualy who cares about it sed edgeworh.
oh by the way godot can you help me prepare the nerf war sed edvgeowtrh.
i dont have anything else 2 do so why not said godot.
they got the nerf stuff and got it into the closet. come on edgeowth kome out of teh kloset sed godot.
are you a 11 year old gay fanfiktion riting girl or something sed edgeowth.
i dont care said godot. well we got the nerf stuff ready lets get 2 art cklass said edgeworh.
fine i dont have anythig else to do sed godot.
the two went 2 art klass.
OH DAMN THAT ASS AND DAT SEXY LUSCIOUS BROWN SKIN AND DAT VISOR said payne.
godot threw coffee at payne. playing hard 2 get huh said payne.
oh youre here to said sarah who waz sitting in bethanys old seat.
i have to go get art supliez in teh art srtorage said payne.
payne went into the art storeage.
OH YOU LIEK THAT BOY IMMA WHIP YOU HARDER DAMN THAT NAKED BLOODY ASS said payne.
suspicious said sarah. YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY STUDENT IMMA PUNISH U sed payne.
sarah opened the storage dore. well well well said sarah.
payne was whipping an art students dead body who was driping with blood.
uh i can explain said payne.
whats going on here said srah.
its a manequin i made to stimulate my fetishes not an actual dead body said payne.
srah felt the pulse. the student was still alive. its a simulated pulse said payne.
ive seen enough said sarha. she handcuffed payne. POLISE BRUTALITY BLACK LIEVS MATER sed payne.
she draged payne out of teh rome. what THE FUCK sed teh cklass.
this is getting interesting said godot with his cofee.
why coildnt i be arested by a hot dude taht would be so sexy said payne. your sick said sarah.
she draged him out. payne groped a students crotch as he was giong out.
NO I NEVER GOT THAT DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK said payne.
the class was schocked. good ridance said godot.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn nigga that faggot got what he dezerved sed edgeworth.
by teh wai the class is over 4 today sed ssahra. the class was over 4 the day.
homie we got more time to get the barbqeue ready said edgewortht. cool said godot as he got his cofe.
they went to the student council.
whose that said a counsel member. where did sarah go said another counsil member.
sarha arested winston payne earlier today said godot. who the fuck are you sad another member.
it dosent mater we got 2 get the barbeque and nerf war preperared said edgewortth.
dont forget the womens rites lectures and boke clubs said a counsil member.
who gives a shit im not preparting for that mnyself ssaid edgeworth. fine said the counsil emmbers.
aslo we got the nerf stuff ready in the gym closet said edgewroth.
i hleped edgeowrth with it said godot. fine its almost ready said the coinsil members.
they got into the outside area and got everythig set up.
sedeowrh started cooking the burgers with teh burger meat. damn theyre juicy and hot sed godot.
then sarha came back. payne is being detained rite now said sarah.
oh come on FUCK OFF SARAH KILL URSELF U FUCKING BNICH said edgeworh.
where did you get this meat from said sarah. from cows said edgeworh.
seems legit said godot.
meanwhile in germany fux was rtalking with atorney shurhgumi.
bro ive heard how you were betrayed in geermany. i know ur inocent so ima defend you sed shuhgumi.
thanks homie i knew i can kount on you said fux. what is your case said schuhgummi.
bro i was in germany and edgeworth made me get in2 the tank and betrayed me said fux.
he toke al the credit 4 himself and got amde a hero said fux.
uhhuh i see sed schuhgummi. imma find you innocent and make you no longer evil sed schuhgummi.
meanwhile in the school everyone was eating burgers.
i just love it when my mouth is on that meat and it get the succulent juises in my mouth said godot.
HAH GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY said eddgeworh.
the womens rites lecturtes and boke clubs were unpopular because they were stupid.
okay the nerf war is gona happen soon we better get the guns ready said the student counsil.
we have to go on the announcements and anncounce something first said the coinsil members.
your NOT GOING 2 TELL ME said edgewroth.
they were going to the anouncenemtns. ATENTION EMERCENGY WERE IN LOCKDOWN sed teh anoncer.
a criminal is on teh loose in teh school sed the anoncner.
winsont payin. payne was a convicted sex offender who molested children 69 tiems said teh anounser.
if you sese him notify the polise so we can catch him sed the announcer.
bro are we still doing the nerf war said edgeworth.
i dont know said godot. WIAT I FORGOT MAI COFEFE said godot.
the two of them went to the teachers lozenge. man thats good said godot as he got his cofee.
oh shit godot you forgot 2 turn the tv off you fucking dumb ass retard jew said edgwoeth.
NEWS FLASH said the tv. wait theres news said godot.
the detective dick gumshoe HAS ESCPAED POLISE CUSTODY THIS MORING said tbhe news pepel.
hes probably escaped by now. let police know when you find gumshoe said the news.
oh how convenient theres news just when we were convenitnetly in the teachers lonuge said godot.
who teh fuk kares its not liek its going to be plot relevant said edgeworth.
a student counsil member shiwed up. EDGEWOTH GET THE NERF WAR REDAY sed the member.
fine bitch hoe said edgewoth.
they went to the gym and got the nerf guns out.
edgeworth got to the stage. ITS TIME TO RUMBLE said edgeworht.
everone got out theri guns and got in2 teams. edgeworth was on the white team.
godot was on the black team. WHY AM I ON THE BLACK TEAM IM MEXICAN NOT BLACK sed godot.
its not racial its the color black you fucking nigger said edgeworth.
edgeworth shot godot when he was distraked. IM DOWN said godot. GET REKT FAGOT sed edgeowrht.
the wite team shot down the entire balck team and the black tema was out.
THATS RACIST BLACK LIEVS MATTER said the black team.
heil hitler fuck u niggers go back 2 africa where u beloing said edgeworth as he fliped them off.
while he was distracetd ome one from the orange team shot edgeowth and he got out.
ARE U FUKING SERIOUS said edgeworwh. he put away his nerf gun and shot his real gun at them.
the bullet didnt hit anyone and went in2 another room.
fuck i missed said edgeworh. edegwoth were out lets get cofee said godot.
DUDE IM A SUPERIOR WITE PERSON I COLDENT LOSE 2 AN INTERIOR RACE sid edgeworth.
edgeworh and godot walked out. tehn some1 familiar walked towards them.
oh HEY THERE HOTTIES I NEED YOUR HELP EDGEWORH YOUR SEXY ASS CAN HELP said someone.
it was payne. dudes can you get these handcuffs off me said payne. edgeowrh shot off the handcuffs.
youre good at shooting handcuffs off said payne.
what was that in the classsrome said godot as he drunk his coffeeeeee.
dude i was fuking getting hot ass in the art closet and i was fucking whiping dat underage ass sed pain.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEXUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAALLLLLLL said edgeworth.
bro i dont want to help your criminal ass said godot. hippocrite said payne.
wait GUYS THAT DETEKTICE BITCH IS GONA FIND ME HIDE ME siad payne.
fine whatever said edgewotrth.
edgeworth toke payne and locked him in the teachers lounge closet.
you beter open this dore and fuck my hot ass man the scent of the closet is so fuking hot said payne.
he closed teh dore.
come out of the closet payne. WAIT YOU CANT LOLLLLLLL said edgeworth.
homie this is fucked up imma just go back 2 my office. good luck edgeworth imma go home sed godot.
bruh godot help a nigga out said edgeworth. sorry i cant here you im going home said godot.
motherfucker jew said edgwrorth.
shit i wonder who won the nerf war. what the fuck ever i gotta leave the school said edgewoth.
someone might find payne in the kloset but who teh fuck kares said edgewroth.
edgeworth went back home 4 the dai.
2 be contined.