Towering Terrors- Carter, Deon, Laurie, Margaret, Maria, Rival 6/10
Ballistic Bellhops- Andrew, Elizabeth, Liz, Phoebe, Regina, Sunny, Qwynn 7/10
The scene opens up on Chris, who's in his helicopter being driven by an unnamed pilot. "Yo, dis is Chris McClean, coming at you live from the sky. Dat's right, I'm back in action baby! I'm feeling better and I'm ready to host dhe ready of this season. What happened last time? I dunno." He scratches his head, "to be honest, I'm not really sure what dhe last few episodes have been like, I think it was some sort of musical challenge, but no matter, I'm sure I'll be filled in on the details once I get back to the hotel. Now, are you buckaroos ready? Because we've got another rootin'' tootin' episode coming up of TOTAL…DRAMA…HOTEL MADNESS!" He spits into a spittoon, but there's no spittoon there, so instead he just spat into the pilot's face.
"Ah!" What the heck man?" He yells back at the host.
"Whoops, sorry."
*Theme song plays*
Chris bursts through the door. "I'm back baby!" He proudly proclaims.
Chef came up to greet him. He pats Chris on the back. "Chris! It's good to see ya buddy!" He says as Chris falls to the ground from Chef's pat on the back.
"Would you help me up, dude?"
"Oh whoops, sorry." Chef says as he grabs Chris and helps him up.
"So, what happened while I was gone?"
Chef began to speak, but just then, Hayley appeared in front of him. "I'll fill you in on the details, Chef, why don't you prepare for the challenge?"
"But I…"
Just then, Hayley creates a brick wall in between her and Chef.
/
Confessional: Andrew
"Do I feel bad about what I said to Sunny last time? Yes, but at the same time, she kinda cheated on me. I've never been in a real relationship before so I don't know how to handle these things. I guess I just felt mad, you know?" He sighs. "I do still like Sunny and enjoy her company, but at the same time, I don't know, I guess I just want her to prove to me that she won't do something like that again." He scratches his head. "I just don't know how she'll do that, but I guess I'll know when I know."
Confessional over
Confessional: Sunny
"I feel so bad about what happened between Andrew and I last time. I don't know how to make it up to him." She sighs. "I wish Franchesco was here, he'd know what to do." She rubs her forehead. "I guess I just need some time to figure things out is what I need right now. Maybe I should write a song."
Confessional over
Confessional: Liz
"Okay so," she rubs her head, "after what happened last time, I've got to get some measure of control back. Also, I've gotta find out why Qwynn didn't want to join an alliance with me. He probably already has an alliance of his own, and I'm betting it's either Regina or that new girl, and I'm going to find out who it is today during the challenge!"
Confessional over
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Andrew is sitting in his room practicing kissing on one of his body pillows when suddenly, he gets a knock on the door.
"Aw man, why does this always happen at the worst times? Maybe if I ignore it, it'll go away."
"I heard that!" Liz shouts from the other side of the door.
"Aw man!" Andrew snapped his fingers in disappointment like a certain fox that wears a bandana over his head that has an affinity for stealing things.
"Would you just open up the door?"
Andrew sighs. "Fine" he says before putting his pillow away and begrudgingly opening the door to see a slightly annoyed Liz, with her arms folded. "What do you want?"
"You're the one who's in love with Sunny, right?"
Andrew blushes. "Well I wouldn't say that exactly."
"Oh come on, just admit it."
Andrew sighs. "Okay, fine. Is it that obvious?"
"Yes." Liz says bluntly.
"So I like Sunny, why do you care?"
"Because I want to help you with her." Liz said with a straight face.
"Okay" Andrew strokes his neckbeard with his left hand, "but why?"
"That's not important." Liz invites herself into his room and shuts the door before jumping up and sitting on his bed. "This feels lumpy. Is there something under here?"
Andrew suddenly gets a worried expression on his face. "No no," he moves her over and sits next to Liz, where she was sitting on his bed. "Anyways," he tries to change the subject, "what were you saying about helping impress Sunny?"
Liz figures why Andrew was nervous, but she decided to let it go. "Yes. First, you need to shave this beard. No woman in their right mind is going to be impressed by that ugly thing!"
Andrew gasps, he has a face of pure disgust that suggests Liz just asked him to kick a puppy or do something else revolting. "You take that back!"
"Look, do you want to impress Sunny or not?"
Andrew sighs before answering "I do. But…But I don't have a razor because I didn't pack one."
"Nonsense." Liz gets up. "They provide you with one."
Andrew scratched his head. "They do?"
"Yes, I would know because I've used them to shave my legs."
Her words cause Andrew to cringe. "Ew" he says with disgust.
"Come on." Liz says as she grabs him by the hand.
"No" he pulls back, as he does not want to move from this space.
"Oh come on, you big lunk." She pulls back.
"But I don't want to!" They keep pulling and pushing back until eventually, Andrew gets the better of her, causing Liz to collapse.
"Fine" she says as she gets up and dusts herself off. "I didn't want to do this, but you leave me with no choice!" She goes into the bathroom and returns a few seconds later with the automatic razor.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me!" She turns it on.
"Oh no!" Andrew gets up and runs out of his own room, with Liz chasing after him.
"I'm small and agile and you're fat and slow, I'm going to catch up to you eventually!" She yells as she runs after him.
Confessional: Liz
She's laughing. "Okay, so I'm trying to help him get with Sunny, even though I don't like her because I want him on my side. I don't always have to be evil to get what I want, but man, is it fun chasing him!" She laughs some more, even clapping her hands.
Confessional over
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Phoebe was staring into her mirror with a confident grin on her face.
"Man, I did good last time. Libby didn't even interrupt once."
"Good luck" Libby says to Phoebe.
Confessional: Phoebe
"Look, I don't know what it is about Libby lately, but I'm liking it! She's been encouraging, and positive, which is totally out of character for her actually, but eh, I'm pretty sure that it's nothing to worry about. Gotta think positive. Maybe she just wants me to be a better person. Whatever the case is, I'm sure it's alright."
Confessional over
Just then, Phoebe gets a knock on her door.
"Coming."
She opens the door to a desperate Andrew.
"Uh..." she looks confused. "What are you doing here?"
"Please, I need your help, Liz is trying to s…shave me!"
"Why is that a bad thing?"
"Because…" he tilts his head to see Liz is gaining on him. "Oh, nevermind" he says before running away. Liz passes by her door with a razor in her hand. They both pass by Regina on the way.
"What was that all about?" A confused Regina asks as she makes her way to Phoebe's door.
"I'm not entirely sure." Phoebe just says back.
/
Confessional: Elizabeth
"Okay, Qwynn wants me to lay low and to be honest, I think that's the right move after what happened with Tyson. I hope no one finds out about that." Just then, Elizabeth heard something on the other side of the confessional door. "What was that?"
Just then, Andrew opens the door. "Please help me!" He shouts before realizing where he is. "Oh wait, this is the confessional, nevermind." He says before shutting the door and leaving.
Elizabeth just stares back at the camera and blinks twice before saying "That was strange."
Confessional over
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Confessional: Carter
"Okay, so now that I got rid of that idiot Dante, I think I'm going to lay low for a while. Don't want to give anyone any reason to get me out. Maybe see if I can get my way into an alliance or two. Now that we're like three eliminations from the merge, I've gotta start to protect myself. A good computer is only as good as its firewalls."
Confessional over
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Maria was in the lounge area when suddenly Rival walked in the room. As soon as she sees him, she hides her face in a magazine, but he notices her anyway.
"Hey, can we talk?"
"Dangit" Maria whispers to herself before speaking up by saying "sure" awkwardly.
"Okay, good." He sits down on the chair next to her.
"So, what did you want to talk about?" She asks, rather annoyed.
"Well, I just wanted to ask what you're so nervous about."
Confessional: Maria
She sighs. "He had to go there. Look, I don't mind having him as an ally, but I don't want to tell him about the heavy stuff." She hides her face in her hands. "Oh my gosh, I'm going to have to lie to him, aren't I?"
Confessional over
"Well you see, I'm just…really nervous, because the merge is coming up." Which was true, but not what she's mostly afraid of.
"Oh," Rival pauses for a moment, "well to be honest, I kind of am too. In fact, I'm surprised I made it this far." He rubs the side of his head nervously.
"Yeah well, at least we have each other as allies."
"Yes, and that's important!" Rival puts his thumbs up awkwardly then gets up and walks over to the vending machine. Maria takes a deep sigh of relief, then leaves before they can converse further.
Rival finishes getting his snack then turns around to see an empty room. "Um…hello?"
Just then, Andrew runs into the room. "Is there anywhere I can hide?" He asks the guitarist.
"Um…" cuts to Andrew stuck inside the vending machine with Liz trying to get in through the slot.
/
Cuts to Hayley sitting at a table waiting for something while tapping her fingers. Just then, Franchesco walks through a door.
"Ah, I can see that it's ready!" She puts her hands together then gets up. "So Franchesco, are you ready to be an intern for me?"
"Yes ma'am!" He says back.
"Perfect!" She claps her hands then she looks at her watch. "And the second one should be done right about…"
Just then, Chris walks through the same door.
"...now!" She says before turning to him and asking him "Alright, are you ready?"
"Yes ma'am!" Chris repeats the same response that Franchesco just gave.
Just then, a loud murmuring sound can be heard coming from the room on the other side which causes Hayley to sigh and facepalm herself. She then opens up the other door. We do not see what's on the other side as she yells "I told you to keep it quiet in there!" Then shutting the door and turning to Franchesco and Chris. "Alright everyone, it's almost challenge time, let's get going!"
"Yes ma'am!" They both just say before exiting the scene.
When they're gone, Hayley says "Okay, now that that's over with, it's time for the next phase, and I'm going to need some help with this."
/
Confessional: Margaret
"Okay, I'm startin' ta get suspicious of dat Laurie chick. Deon has ta be turnin' me down for a reason, and I'm goin' ta get ta da bottom of it!"
Confessional over
Deon and Laurie were kissing when suddenly Laurie breaks away to say "Okay, we've got to talk about the elephant in the room."
Deon sighs. "You really know how to ruin the mood, don't you?"
"Deon!" She yells. "We've got to do something about Margaret."
"I don't know what else to say that hasn't already been said. Look, I'm just going to keep ignoring her flirting. Maybe she'll get the idea."
Laurie sighs. "You know I don't feel comfortable with her around."
"Look babe, it's only temporary. I can handle it, I swear, or my name isn't Deon Blade."
Laurie folds her arms and says "I hope you're right!"
Just then, the sound of broken glass can be heard from across the hall.
"What was that?" Laurie asks her boyfriend.
"I don't know, and to be honest I don't care." Deon just goes back to kissing her. Cuts back to the lounge area, where Liz has successfully finished shaving Andrew.
"Aaaaaaaaaaand done!" She says as she shaves the last hair on his chin.
"No! My beard!" He feels his chin, and notices how smooth it is. "This…actually doesn't feel that bad actually."
"See, what did I tell you!"
"Yes, I see now. Thanks!"
"You're welcome." She says as she helps Andrew up. "Now, we've got to talk about that wardrobe."
"Challenge time!" Chef yells at the two Bellhops through his bullhorn.
"Um…can we take a rain check?"
"No, we still have some time to get you into a new outfit."
/
After a transition, we see Andrew in a white tuxedo as everyone is crowded in the elevator. Sunny glances over at him, confused.
"Um, what are you wearing, and why did you shave your beard?"
"Oh, I just thought I'd change things up." He pulls at his tie.
"Um…okaaaaaaay."
Andrew frowns, then looks to Liz for advice, who just smiles back at him and gives him two thumbs up. He sighs then turns back to Sunny. "Y…You don't like it?"
"N…No, I think it looks…great!" She also gives him two thumbs up, only you could tell that Sunny felt a bit uneasy.
"Great." Andrew mutters to himself as Chris walks in.
"What up, campers" he greets the contestants.
The remaining cast is shocked. "Wait…you're back?" Liz questions.
"Back in the flesh!" The host responds.
"But what about Hayley?"
"I'm right here!" Hayley says as she appears on the elevator door as it closes in front of everyone.
Liz shrugs her shoulders. "Okay."
"Anyways, have we got a challenge for you dudes and dudettes today!" Chris reassures everyone.
"Yes," Hayley continues. "Today you guys are going to pull off a robbery."
Margaret grins from ear to ear.
Confessional: Margaret
"Yes, anotha challenge dat I'm good at." She sighs happily. "I can win dis challenge fer my team and impress Deon at da same time!"
Confessional over
"That's right," Chris says, "because today, we're in the wild, wild west!"
The elevator door opens up to reveal a southwest American style desert. Everyone can notice the heat emanating from this floor.
Confessional: Qwynn
He sighs. "Oh joy, I can see I'll be right at home here" he says sarcastically. "If there's one thing I hate about living in Arizona, it's the heat. You snowbirds that live in places like Nebraska and New York may think I'm kidding, but trust me, when it gets hot, it can get REALLY hot. Like 120 degrees some days, and I've got the pit stains on all of my shirts to prove it." He rubs his face. "Ugh, I am so not looking forward to this."
Confessional over
"Um, it's really hot," Liz speaks up.
"Insanely hot" Deon chimes in.
"Yeah, can we change?"
"Sure" Chris abliges.
After another quick transition, Liz, Qwynn, and Deon are all wearing different clothes. Liz is wearing blue loafers, tight farmer shorts, red tank top with black stripes, Qwynn is wearing a yellow and green Hawaiian shirt and salmon colored cargo shorts with strap sandals, and finally, Deon is wearing basically the same outfit that he usually wears, only in white. Oh, and everyone is now wearing cowboy hats.
"Now as I said," Chris clears his throat, "today you guys are outlaws looking to pull off a big heist!" He pauses for dramatic effect.
"Yeah, and…" Liz folds her arms.
"And you can do that in one of three ways, you can rob a train…" cuts to a nearby train running on a set of tracks, "you can steal the deed from the town…" cuts to a quaint looking old western looking town, "or you could steal gold from the mine," cuts to a mine where people are working and there are little minecarts going by. "Your job is to steal the loot then bring it back to me. First team back here with any sort of money or gold wins. Any questions?"
"Oh and before we begin," Hayley interjects, "Andrew and Sunny, here are your penalties." Hayley snaps her fingers. Andrew and Sunny are now both in winter clothing, which is of course highly inappropriate for the scenery around them.
Confessional: Andrew
"Well, there goes my plan to impress Sunny by looking better!" He throws his arms up in the air.
Confessional over
"Oh also one more thing," Hayley snaps her fingers and eleven normal sized horses and two shetland ponies for appear. All of the saddles come with a lasso and a holster that contains a fake toy gun. "You'll be needing these."
Liz folds her arms. "I'm guessing one of the ponies are for me."
"Yep, you and Carter get the smaller ones while everyone else gets the bigger ones." Hayley says before she disappears.
"Okay kids, go!" Chris fires off his starting gun, and like a second later, a bird falls on to the ground next to him.
"Hey psst," Chef whispers in Chris's ear "are you sure it was okay to give these children guns, I mean we could have a lot of lawsuits on our hands here."
Chris whispers back. "Oh no brah, the ammo in these things are what Hayley calls ghost bullets, they can hit anything from from inside their hotel, but when they detect something from the outside, they become transparent, watch!" Chris demonstrates by firing the gun at him. The bullet goes right through Chef, but does not hurt him, but it does do something else.
"Hahahahahaha!" Chef laughs. "Okay, that tickles.
Chris does it again.
"Hahahaha! Okay, stop it!"
And again…
"I said stop it foo!"
/
"We're goin ta rob da town!" Margaret announced emphatically to the rest of her team.
"But what about…" Margaret covers Laurie's mouth before she can finish.
"Nop, we're goin' to da town! Yagoddit?" She said as she gave Laurie a death stare.
In response, Laurie gulps, saying "Um…right, the town. Got it boss!"
Deon just shakes his head at this.
/
Meanwhile, the Bellhops were taking a more democratic approach.
"I think we should go to the gold mine." Liz says bluntly to the group. "Seems like the easiest option to me."
"I don't know, I think I'd rather go for the train." Andrew says as he fans himself, "I need some air conditioning."
"Agreed!" Sunny chimes in as she does the same.
Elizabeth stretches out as she says "Yeah, plus it seems like a great way to show off my flexibility."
"I don't know," Regina stroked her chin, "maybe we should go with that gold."
"I don't know," Phoebe shrugged her shoulders, "what do you think we should do, Qwynn?"
"I think we should go for the train."
"Alright then, it's settled." Sunny falls over trying to get on to her horse. "Would someone help me?"
"Would someone help me?" Andrew says as he finds himself in an even worse position, with one horse sitting on him.
Confessional: Liz
She sighs. "Oh well, at least now I can target Elizabeth or Qwynn if need be if this goes horribly wrong."
Confessional over
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Confessional: Margaret
"I chose da town because it seemed like da easiest ta me. I mean…" she almost slips up, but not before catching herself, saying "I've seen dis dozens of times on TV. Yeah, let's go with dat."
Confessional over
"Okay everyone," Margaret says as she leads her teammates on horseback, "follow me and we'll get dis done ratha easily."
"How hard could it be?" Laurie tries to talk herself into it.
"Don't worry, I've got you." Deon whispers in her ear as they reach the saloon where then they dismount their horses.
"Okay now, let's do dis. Dere's six of us, let's just overpower dem." As soon as they walk into the saloon, music starts playing.
Two guys wearing black leather jackets turned around. They both had white skin and blue eyes but the first one was 6'4, had blonde hair in a mohawk, and torn blue jeans, while the second one was 6'6, had brown hair in a mullet and was also wearing ripped blue jeans. The one with the mohawk began to sing.
Parody of: Wild, Wild West by the Escape Club
"Here's seven deadbeats going to challenge the one and only Davy and Paul."
"You, me, her, them all in the same house."
Margaret is the first to challenge them, getting up in their faces and singing "Listen here, dere's actually 6 of us ya buffoons but it doesn't matta 'cause we ain't scared!"
Davy and Paul look at each other then smile before circling around Margaret as they aggressively snap and her. "She's so mean…"
"We don't care."
"Cuz we love our style and our wild wild hair."
"So you can't compare cuz we're the best."
Davy picks up the smaller Margaret and easily throws her out the swinging door. Then he turns to the others and continues the song. "The rest of you deadbeats better get on out of here cuz this is our wild wild place!"
Paul snaps his fingers. "Our wild wild place!"
Song to be continued
Deon aggressively points at them. "Yo, you two jabronies think you're tough, well how about you two face a real wrestler?"
Davy and Paul look at each other then decide to go for it. Cuts to the outside of the saloon where all the Terrors are thrown out one by one. Davy shakes his fist at them as he yells "and stay out!" Before retreating back into the building.
"Well, that didn't work." A discouraged Laurie said as she rubs her head.
"They cheated and I know it!" A frustrated Deon shouts.
"Come on," Margaret tells her team, "clearly we underestimated dem, so we gotta regroup!"
/
Meanwhile, the Bellhops were riding their horses near by some train tracks. Liz was throwing some of her glue bombs on the tracks.
"Where is this stupid train?" Andrew asked as he was sweating mightily.
"Don't know, don't care!" Liz responds as she throws another balloon down on the tracks.
"Oh come on." Sunny sighs. "Look, I know that you didn't want to come here but now that we're here could you at least try to show some enthusiasm?"
Liz sighs. "It's not that, I don't care because I'm trying to catch it. You see, if I put enough of these glue bombs down on the tracks, the train will get stuck!"
Sunny rolls her eyes skeptically. "I hope you're right about that."
"Of course I am!" Liz retorts back.
Sunny just shrugs it off as a train can be heard.
"Look!" Phoebe points at the oncoming train.
"Okay, everyone get ready!" Liz and the rest of the team grab their lassos as the train gets closer to them. The glue bombs that Liz placed does slow the train down, but it doesn't completely stop it.
Confessional: Liz
She facepalms herself. "I was sure that would work!" Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Why does everything have to be so stupid?" She groans.
Confessional over
Liz tries to grab on to the train with her lasso, but she can't catch up to it. "Get back here you!" She shouts as tries going after it.
"Give it a break!" Sunny says as she chases after Liz on her horse.
"No!" Liz shouts emphatically. "I will not, can not be denied!"
"Look," Sunny catches up with Liz, "you're not going to catch it."
"Well then what do you suggest? How else can we stop a train?"
"Well…" cuts to Sunny along with Liz and the rest of the Bellhops working on a painting of a brick wall.
"This'll never work!" Liz criticizes.
"Hey, like you have any better ideas!" Sunny shouts back.
"Will you two just shut it?" Andrew interjects as Regina finishes the painting up.
"Aaaaaaaaaaand done! Now it's time to add sparkles because this regular old brick wall is just not cutting it for me."
"No time," Qwynn says as he grabs Regina by the arm. "Look!" He points at the oncoming train. After this, everyone scurries out of the way. To everyone's surprise, when the train sees the brick wall painting, it actually stops.
Liz's jaw drops. "That actually worked?"
"Um…of course it did." Sunny tries to hide her shocked expression.
Liz just rolls her eyes, not buying it for one second. "This train has to be run by the dumbest conductor ever!"
The Bellhops board the train to find out that Liz was right. When they get there, they just see the conductor sitting there and occasionally looking out the window. This guy had his back turned to them so you could only see the black leather jacket that he was wearing and his mullet.
Liz sighs. "Let's just get this over with." She points her toy gun at the guy and says "Stick them up, we're here to rob you" in an intimidating way, but with her voice it just sounds cute.
The guy turns around, revealing his face to them. "Oh, you must be delivering the pizza that I ordered. At least, I think I ordered a pizza. Did I order a pizza, Davy?" He turns to his other side only to see that Davy wasn't there.
"Who's Davy?" Qwynn asks.
"Huh?" He turns back around to see Qwynn as he is quite confused. "Oh hey there Davy. Did I order a pizza?"
Qwynn sighs. "I am not Davy" he yells out.
"Huh?" He stares at Qwynn for a good minute, then he gets up. When he does, he is towering over him at 6'5. He stares Qwynn straight in the face and finally realizes that it wasn't his pal, Davy. "Who are you?"
Qwynn facepalms himself. "Look, we're here for a challenge."
"A what?"
"A challenge!" The writer yells back.
"Huh…" he thinks for a second. "Oh yeah that's right, we were hired to help with a challenge."
All of the Bellhops facepalm themselves.
Liz turns to her team and says "We're not getting anywhere with this one."
"I agree," Qwynn sighs. "Why don't we just rob another train?"
"Wait, you're here to rob a train?" Brian asks the group.
"YES!" They all give a frustrated response.
Brian smiles. "What if I told you I could help you with that?"
Liz sighs. "Yeah, like you'd be any help."
"No no, listen. You see, me and my buddies, we rob places all the time, just for fun. If you want help from an experienced criminal, I'm all in."
Liz looks back at the rest of her team. "I don't know, what do you guys think?"
"Anything to get me out of this thing faster!" Andrew says as he fans himself.
"Um…" Phoebe looks around, confused, "isn't anyone going to question the fact that we're supposed to be robbing him?"
"No" everyone else just says back.
"Good, then it's settled." Brian rubs his fingers. "Let's do this!"
/
Meanwhile, the Terrors were busy planning out a sneak attack, or rather, were in the middle of doing it.
"Shhhh" Margaret shushes her teammates, "we gotta be very, very quiet."
Laurie glances over at Davy and Paul, who were both playing pool at a nearby table.
"You think they'll show up again?" Davy asked Paul.
"I don't know, but if they do, they're dead meat!" Paul hits his fist on the table, causing it to hurt. "Ouch! You know for something that's not real, that sure felt real."
"I'll tell you what, that computer lady is something else."
"Yeah I'll say. She's kinda hot."
Davy hits the ball. "Yeah that too, but what Davy means is that she can make food appear, and it's really good. Those bangers and mash were the best that Davy has ever had. Also, she's into me."
After Paul takes his shot, he turns to Davy and glares at him with a disgusted look on his face. "Nuh uh," he shouts back, "she's into me!"
"No way man, she's into me! Davy saw her looking at him!"
"Yeah, only because you were making a mess! You know that I'm the pretty one of this band, right?"
"Eh, you're just the one that draws them in." Davy says before pointing his thumbs at himself and saying "Davy here is the main attraction!"
"Oh yeah?" Paul says as he puts down his pool cue.
"Yeah!" Davy challenges him.
"Well bring it on!" The two band members start fighting.
"Good, dere'e distracted." Margaret says quietly as she witnesses this.
"Are we sure that this money is even in here?" Laurie questions as she and the others crawl around from table to table.
"It betta be or else why would dese two bozos be guardin' dis place?" Margaret huffs back at Laurie.
Suddenly, Davy's ear twitches."Hey, did you here that?"
"No."
"Shhhhhhhh! Davy thinks that he heard somethin'."
"It's those bloody contestants again, isn't it?"
"Davy said zip it! Look man, just listen."
"Oh, alright." Paul shuts his mouth and together the two listened for the Terrors.
"No one make any sudden movements or sounds." Margaret commands her team.
Right on cue, Maria sneezes.
"That was definitely them!" Davy and Paul go to investigate and they immediately find Maria hiding underneath the tables.
"Um…hi." She waves at them nervously.
Davy smiles a rather toothy grin. "Hello" he says in an intimidating way.
Maria gets up and bolts for the exit, but not before running into Paul. Margaret facepalms herself.
Parody of: Wild, Wild West by the Escape Club (continued)
"Lookie what we got here, these losers are back for round two!"
Davy and Paul gang up on Maria. "They think they can handle us well, they don't even deserve to be on the same airwaves!"
They aggressively dance around the poor girl. "Seven of them couldn't handle us, heck, it wouldn't matter if there were like, there were like, there were like twenty seven of them!"
Just then, Margaret jumps out at them, pointing her gun at the two, singing "I've gotta big gun!"
Paul turns to Davy and smiles. "They're so mean, we don't care, they're no match for our wild wild hair!"
They forget all about Maria, going after Margaret instead. "Dance to the beat that we like best, headed for jail cuz we can do that." Cuts to the Terrors in a jail cell with Davy and Paul just outside with the keys. "We've got you where we want you here in the wild wild west!" Davy and Paul high five each other before laughing and leaving the scene.
Song to be continued
Rival speaks up. "Well, looks like now we're doing the jailhouse rock!"
Margaret facepalms herself. "Shaddup!"
/
Confessional: Liz
"I don't know what is going on anymore. We boarded this train in like the most ridiculous way possible, we hold up the conductor who apparently wants to help us rob his own train, and now we're listening to him like he's some God and not me, the actual genius on the team. Ugh!" She shakes her head. "Sometimes being cute and sneaky has its disadvantages and this is one of those times."
Confessional over
"So you see, we sneak in through there, we hold up the conductor.."
Liz rubs her forehead. "But you're the conductor!"
Brian turns to her and says "Yea so, what's your point?"
Liz facepalms herself. "Do we even know if there's money on this train?"
"Oh yeah sure, there's money on every train." Brian states.
"You've gotta be kidding me. Look, it's nice that you're doing this for my team and all, but I'm going to try the gold mine, if that's okay with you."
"Oh yeah sure, have fun." Brian waves her away.
"Oh, and I'm taking you two with me!" She grabs the arms of Qwynn and Andrew.
Confessional: Qwynn
"Okay I'm not really sure why she's taking me, I mean unless she still wants to try to manipulate me into an alliance. Honestly, that might be pretty funny." He giggles. "Oh well, I guess it would've wouldn't hurt to pick her brain a little bit." He gets out his notebook and pencil then grins.
Confessional over
Confessional: Andrew
"Okay I don't know why Liz decided to take me but who knows, maybe she has some other ideas about how to impress Sunny so, what the heck man, I'll go with her anyway." He starts fanning himself. "Hey, does anyone have any water? It's getting really hot in here!"
Confessional over
Confessional: Liz
She's rubbing her hands together. "Good, I got those two together. Now I can help Andrew further with Sunny and I can find out who Qwynn is in an alliance with.
Confessional over
/
Back at the jail cell, the Terrors were still devising a plan for how to break out. As Rival was playing a harmonica, Margaret was attempting to cover her ears with her hat.
Confessional: Margaret
"Ugh, dere's nothin' worse dan bein' in some crummy jail cell, but if dere was, it would be bein' in some crummy jail cell with dat stupid harmonica music, ugh!" She tears her hat. "Oops, whoopsie. Good thing dat I'm prepared." She grabs another hat out of her purse and puts it on. "Okay dere dat's good now let's go."
Confessional over
"Would ya stop playin' dat stupid thing?"
"Okay," Rival puts the harmonica in his pocket, "all you had to do was ask. It's not really my instrument anyway."
Confessional: Margaret
"Of course." She facepalms herself. "I've gotta learn ta be more polite."
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"Alright with dat outta da way, let's git down ta business. Anyone got any ideas, anyone?" She motions toward Deon, who rolls his eyes.
Confessional: Deon
"Man, if this was at any other point, I would've already went with my "I'm Deon Blade" shtick and tried to break down the door myself, but with Margaret there obviously just wanting to see me flex my muscles it feels different…like weird different, and I don't like it. I can't think of a word for whatever this feeling is, but it's bugging me."
Confessional over
Deon looks over at his girlfriend, who gestures at him not to do it, citing that he could get hurt.
"You know what…" Deon finally speaks up, "I'd rather not, that is solid iron, and us wrestlers, we pump iron, not punch it. That's the easiest way to get injured." Deon tries to rationalize his fake reason for not not wanting to show off for Margaret, hoping everyone else will buy it.
"Seems logical to me." Carter shrugged it off.
"Yeah, I mean metal is metal," Rival stated the obvious, "you can't run through a metal fence, I had to learn that the hard way this one time when I was being chased in a junkyard."
Maria glances over at him, confused. "Why were you being chased in a junkyard?" She raises an eyebrow.
"Why else, I woke up some dogs. That didn't end well for me," he chuckles, "but at least I'm still here, so that's good, right?" He winces, trying to look cool in front of Maria, but failing miserably at it, to which she giggles at.
Confessional: Maria
She twirls her hair. We can't see her mouth due to her scarf, but obviously she is smiling underneath it. "Is it just me, or is Rival…cute when he's trying to look cool?"
Confessional over
"Yeah plus the last time I tried it, it hurt my hands."
Deon raises an eyebrow at Laurie. "When did you try to escape from a jail cell?"
"During the fantasy challenge, I was locked away in a castle, remember?"
"Oh yeah, that's right."
Margaret huffs at the rest of her team. As she does, Laurie tries to hold back laughter.
Confessional: Laurie
She laughs out loud. "Okay, so I may still be scared of Margaret, but man is it funny seeing her not get what she wants. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing, but…" she can't help bursting out in laughter.
Confessional over
Confessional: Margaret
"Oh okay fine, I just wanted ta see Deon flex his muscles, but since I'm obviously not gonna get dat now, it's time ta take charge."
Confessional over
"Alright, since none of ya idiots are goin' ta do it, it looks like I gotta step in and…"
"Done." Laurie says as she has just finished opening the lock with one of her hair pins.
"What?" Margaret turns to Laurie with a look of disgust and contempt as the rest of the Terrors get out of the jail cell. "B…But how? Why?"
"Because I realized that I had an extra hair pin in my pocket," Laurie says bluntly, "plus after the other time I was trapped in a jail cell, there was no way I was going to punch it."
Laurie leaves Margaret alone as the gangster's face just turns red with anger. As Laurie looked back, she tried to hold back laughter.
Confessional: Laurie
Again, she laughs out loud. "Oh man, that felt so good to one up Margaret like that. Is it wrong to laugh at her short comings? Eh, I don't know, but it is a little funny. Okay, sorta funny." She starts laughing again.
Confessional over
/
Meanwhile, the Bellhops who were attempting to rob the train have finally put their plan into action, as they're all trying to remain as quiet as possible as they sneak into some train car.
Brian looked back at the group. "Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?"
They all nodded back.
"We go in there, grab the conductor, then bam! We force him to tell us where the money is hidden!"
Just then, Elizabeth speaks up with a "but like, aren't you the conductor?"
Brian just ignores her and just says "any questions?" He then waited for about a half second before saying "no? Okay, good" and just opening the door himself. "Charge!" He commands the group.
Everyone does as he says. They bum rush the only person that was there, which was…
"Franchesco?" Sunny backs away, as she sees her bodyguard for the first time since he was taken away.
"Sunny?"
She hugs him. "Are you okay? What did they do to you? Can you tell me what to say to Andrew?"
"I…I…" Franchesco looks at Sunny, genuinely confused, as if he doesn't know what to say before eventually saying "Um, hi" and hugging Sunny back.
Confessional: Sunny
"...um, okaaaaaaay, that was weird. Wasn't expecting that reaction exactly. I thought that he'd be more happy to see me, but oh well, I'm sure he was just nervous. Maybe he forgot some lines or something, I don't know, but either way, I'm glad to have him back!"
Confessional over
"Hey there…Sunny, how's it going?" Franchesco says weakly.
"Oh well, you would not believe what happened, " Sunny completely forgets about the challenge, "last time…"
"Ahem." Brian clears his throat in an attempt to remind Sunny of the challenge.
"Oh yeah, riiiiiiiight…" Sunny gets off of Franchesco.
The bodyguard takes one look at Brian and immediately asks him "What are you doing here" in a stern voice.
"Oh, I'm just here for the robbery. It's going to be so sweet when we interrogate that conductor!" He says excitedly.
"But you're the conductor" Franchesco says back in a just as stern manner.
"Wait," his red eyes widened. "I am?"
"Yes!" Franchesco just yells back bluntly.
"Well I didn't know that! Why didn't someone tell me?"
Franchesco sighs. "Hayley did, you dolt!"
"She did?"
"Yes," Franchesco grabs Brian by the collar, "several times! Were you even listening?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
Franchesco facepalms himself before throwing Brian to the wall of the train car.
"Hey, what was that for?" Regina lifts up her purse.
"Yeah," Sunny folds her arms, "that was uncalled for!"
Franchesco looks over at Sunny, realizing that he just messed up. "I um uh…" we can see little beads of sweat dripping from his forehead, "look, he was just getting on my nerves. You try spending five hours in a confined space with him!" He throws his arms up in the air.
Confessional: Sunny
"That was oddly out of character for Franchesco. Usually he only does stuff like that when someone is picking on me, like with that one Kevin guy. Hmmmm…definitely strange indeed." She wipes the sweat off of her forehead.
Confessional over
Regina corners him. "Yeah, but you could've gone without throwing him to the wall." She points at Brian, who is now laying on the floor knocked out.
"Yeah, even I can agree, that's messed up." Phoebe comments.
"Agreed." Sunny goes along with the group.
Franchesco starts sweating profusely as they back him into a corner. "I um…didn't hurt him that bad. Look, he's still okay." Franchesco points at Brian, who just now woke up.
"Where am I?" Brian says upon opening his eyes.
But this isn't good enough for Regina, who smacks him with her purse. Franchesco escaped out the door. "After him!" Regina commands everyone else.
Everyone except for Sunny and Brian go after him, Brian because he went back to sleep, and Sunny because of her limited mobility. "Wait up…for me!" She pants in her heavy coat before falling down.
/
"And I thought it would be cooler in here." Andrew states as he trudged through the mine.
Qwynn gives him a funny look. "What are you talking about? It is cooler in here."
"No it's not." Andrew argued back.
"You're just saying that just because you've got that heavy jacket on."
"Well…that is true."
"Guys, shush!" Liz puts her finger over her mouth.
"Fine by me."
"I need water." Andrew says in between pants.
Liz sighs. "Hey look, Sunny in a bikini, she's right over there."
"What, where?" Andrew gets up and immediately looks around for Sunny, but he's disappointed when he can't find her anywhere. He then turns to Liz and says "Hey, you tricked me!"
"I had to say something to get you to move!"
"Oh yeah, riiiiiiiight. Sorry."
Liz rolled her eyes. "Come on, let's just get going."
"Um, what are we looking for, exactly?"
"Gee, I don't know," Liz says rhetorically, "what else would we be looking for in a gold mine other than gold!"
"You don't have to be sarcastic about it."
"Yes I do. Now look, there's a mine car."
Andrew runs over to the mine car. "Oh sweet freedom!" He says as he hugs it.
Liz rolls her eyes. "Come on, let's go." She says as her and Qwynn hop into the mine car, with Andrew following them soon thereafter.
"Hey, move over" Liz shoves Andrew, who takes up over half of the mine car.
"Look, just because I take up more room, that does not give you a right to push me!" Andrew accidentally hits the lever with his hand, which causes them to move.
Qwynn facepalmed himself. "Now look at what you did!" He yells at Andrew.
"What, huh?"
"We're moving you dummy!"
As Qwynn and Andrew argued, Liz took this opportunity to snatch Qwynn's notebook.
Confessional: Liz
"Yes! I finally got it!" She kisses the notebook in her hands. "Now let's see what it says." She opens it, then proceeds to thumb through the pages. "Blah blah blah, I feel sorry for what I did to Phoebe, that isn't very useful right now. Do I write too much? I think the fact you have to ask answers that question. Let's see, Andrew is in love with his phone, I already knew that." She flips through some more pages before she finds something, causing her eye to widen. "Ah, here it is. Today I gained a new alliance member in Elizabeth. Ha! I knew it! She is so dead!"
Confessional over
She slowly puts the notebook back in Qwynn's pocket before he notices anything. As they continue moving, they pick up speed.
"How do we stop this thing?" Andrew panicked.
"I've got it!" Liz grabs the lever, but it breaks. "I don't got it."
Qwynn sighs. "Oh great, now what are we supposed to do?"
Liz throws one of her glue bombs on the tracks, and this stops them.
"Quick thinking." Qwynn compliments Liz.
"Thank you, thank you!" As Liz bows, someone poured water over the glue, washing it away and causing them to move again.
"Um, guys…" Andrew says as he notices the movement.
"Oh don't worry, I'll just throw another one one of them." But before Liz can do that, someone wearing a scary mask over their face jumps up in the middle of the car.
"Ooga booga ooga!" They yell, frightening Andrew, and startling Qwynn and Liz before dipping back down into the car.
"What was that?" Qwynn scratches his head.
"I don't know, but…" Liz reached for her bombs, but none of them were there. "Uh oh."
"What? Qwynn asks, concerned.
"I'm out of bombs!"
"That's not all we should be worrying about, look!" Andrew pointed at the lava pit that they were heading right towards. Everyone started freaking out until they all heard a very loud screeching sound. "Ah, my ears!" Andrew screamed.
"What is that?" Qwynn asks as he has his ears covered.
"I don't know, but I think we're slowing down." Liz responds, as her ears are also covered.
They continue slowing down until they come to a complete stop. It's at that time when someone pops out to the mine car and introduces themselves. This guy is pretty tall, being over six feet and is also wearing a leather jacket.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Name's Don, and I'm the prospector here!" Hey belts out excitedly, although Liz, Andrew, and Qwynn can't quite hear him as they are still in a daze from all the loud sounds.
"What did he say?" Liz said.
"I don't know." Qwynn said as he had his ears covered.
"I can't hear anything!" Andrew yelled, to which Don just laughed at.
"Haha, you guys think I would just let you fall into a pit of lava like that? No way, I'm not that heartless." Don just continued talking to the three contestants who obviously didn't care because their ears were ringing. "I would give you a little scare, sure, but I'm not going to let you fall into all of that glorious lava." He looks at the lava pit. His eyes widened until he said "but as for me on the other hand…" and straight up jumped into the lava with no remorse whatsoever.
Liz, having now regained her hearing back, just looks at the lava pit and says "Whelp, he's dead."
Right after Liz says that, Don popped out of the lava pit in a fit of coughing rage. "Ah man, this stuff isn't as hot as I thought it would be!"
Liz rolls her eyes, then says "Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot we were on a reality show where the host is contractually obligated to make sure that we don't die so that he doesn't get sued there for a second."
"So um," Qwynn helps Don out of the pit, "where's the gold?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Gotta go!" Don gets out of the mine car then falls down before he takes off running.
"After him!"
"But that's like a seven foot drop." Qwynn comments. "How do we do that without falling down?"
"Simple." Liz pushed Andrew, who was already trying and struggling to get out of the mine car, out of it. She then landed on Andrew's big coat then got up. Qwynn shrugs his shoulders then does the same before the scene transitions.
/
Meanwhile, the Terrors were just getting out of the jail.
"Okay, dis time we've gotta be stealthy, who here is really good at sneakin' around?" Margaret asks the group.
"I am." Carter responded.
Confessional: Carter
"Please, being 5'1 and being as quiet as I am, I can sneak around easily. This is going to be a cakewalk for me."
Confessional over
"Okay good, ya can do dat. We also need a decoy, you," Margaret points at Laurie, "you're goin' ta be our decoy."
"Why me?"
"Because I said so."
Confessional: Laurie
"Um…" she twiddles her fingers together, "I don't want to say anything, but this is probably because I showed her up earlier, isn't it? I mean at home, when my dad or my brothers say "because I said so, " that's usually the reason why." She twiddles them even faster. "I probably shouldn't say anything. Yeah, I should just keep my mouth shut."
Confessional over
"Now, as fer da rest of us…"
"Hold it right there." Davy stops Margaret dead in her tracks as he points a fake gun at her back.
Margaret sighs. "Looks like we'll handle dis idiot."
"Hey, Davy isn't an idiot!"
"Oh yeah, den what's twenty seven plus twelve?"
"Hmmmmm…" Davy stops to think, "well let's see, subtract five, carry the two…"
"Now!" Margaret commands her team to attack Davy while he's caught off guard, which they promptly do. Deon and Rival grab Davy while Maria grabs his gun, which he gives to Margaret.
"Da answer is thirty nine, dick!" Margaret says as she now has Davy's gun pointed at him.
"No, you can't do this to Davy!"
"Yes, we can." Margaret flips her hair, "now where is da money?"
"Ha!" Davy laughs. "You think Davy would tell you?"
"Don't fool around with me! Now where is da money?" Margaret says intimidatingly.
"Davy will never tell!"
"Listen ya." She points the gun directly at his forehead. "Ya wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"Trust me," Maria calmly tells Davy, "you don't want to get her mad."
"I dunno what dis gun will do, but I'm willin' ta try it!" Margaret barks out at Davy.
Davy smirks. "How about we settle this with an old fashioned shootout? Davy means, we are in the old west after all."
"Bring it on!"
Cuts to a dramatic staredown between Margaret and Davy.
"Draw!"
Margaret looks at him, confused. "Draw what?"
"Davy doesn't know. Davy just always wanted to say that!"
Margaret sighs, but she doesn't take her hand off the trigger.
Parody of: Wild, Wild West by the Escape Club (continued)
Davy is the first to draw his gun. Immediately sticking his arm up, he sings "Put your guns in the air and shoot them up and down! You can live it up, live it up all over the town" before doing just that then continuing "dodge to the left, dodge to the right, you can't hit me because you're a bad shot and you know it, that's right!"
Margaret sneers at Davy as she draws her gun. "Ya think you're mean, but I don't care! Ya may be flamboyant and have some wild wild hair, but ya shut your mouth cuz I'm a good shot. Ya best believe dat I'm da best shot here in da wild wild west, da wild wild west!"
Margaret takes a few shots at Davy, but like with Chef before, the bullets just go right through him without any incident. "Hahaha that tickles, Davy's laughing so hard that he might get locked jaw! Wow!"
But Margaret does not relent. "That's right, that's right, I've got ya where I want ya, here in da broad daylight, I am da better shot dan ya and ya know it, dat's right?"
Davy just keeps laughing. Cuts to Carter and Laurie in the saloon, with the latter just about to open her mouth. "So what are we going to do here in the wild wild west, wait why am I singing here in the wild wild west?"
"I don't know but we'd better get out of the wild wild west…I mean here."
Just then, Paul jumped right in front of them. "I don't know either but you're caught, lemme take you to the back room so that…something that rhymes with room, either way you're done gimme gimme your guns gimme gimme your tech." He then whispers in her ear. "Gimme love, gimme love gimme some time alone."
"Ew no, and you're a creep, I don't care for your attitude or your wild wild hair!"
"Is that a yes?"
Laurie rolls her eyes when she sees a little safe in the back of the parlor behind his head. "Yeah no, but we're getting that deed here in the wild wild west." Laurie runs away from him and jumps over the counter.
Song over
"What? No!" Paul goes after her as she goes for the safe. The bigger, faster, and stronger Paul catches up to Laurie just as she grabs the safe.
"Get off me!" Laurie remarks as she tries to pull away from him, but it's no use.
"Over here!" Laurie tosses the safe to Carter upon seeing him.
Paul notices this and goes after Carter, only to be stopped by Laurie, who tackles him on the table.
"Oh no you don't!" Laurie grabs Paul's arms and twists them.
"Hey girly, take it easy on me! I need those arms to play the bass!"
"Oh, really? I'm so sorry!" She gets off of him.
Paul takes advantage of this and grabs her arms.
"I thought you said you needed your arms to play bass?"
"Well yeah, but I'm not going to let you beat me!"
Confessional: Laurie
"I let him off the hook and he took advantage. Ooh, that makes me so mad!"
Confessional over
Laurie flips him over and grabs him by the jacket. She pins him to the table when suddenly she's interrupted.
"Got it!" Carter yells out.
"Sorry, I've gotta cut this short." Laurie gets up and leaves mid fight, although she "accidentally" steps on Paul's crotch on the way out, causing him to sing a few high notes.
"Oi, you didn't have to do that!" He shakes his fist at her.
She just smiles, then ignores him on the way out.
"We got the deed!" Carter showed it to Margaret, who was still busy with Davy.
"Come on, let's go!" Margaret and the crew just leave Davy there laughing.
/
Over in the mine, Andrew, Liz, and Qwynn were still chasing after Don.
"I think we lost him." Andrew huffs while trying to keep up with the others in his heavy coat.
"No," Qwynn points up ahead. "I think he's over there!"
Liz looks ahead. "I don't see him."
Qwynn turned to Liz and said bluntly "Of course you don't, you've only got one eye, cyclops!"
"Ooh, you little…" Liz points her finger angrily at Qwynn before Andrew comes in to diffuse the situation.
"Look, none of this is helping anyone."
"Errr," Liz growls. "He's right," she points at Qwynn, "but call me cyclops one more time and you're getting it!"
Qwynn rolls his eyes. "Okay, fine. But what do we do now, Ms. Genius?"
Cuts to a side view of the gang, where we see Don lurking in the shadows as they continue to talk.
"Well first of all, we need a light. This place is surprisingly dimly lit for a gold mine."
Qwynn rubs his chin. "Yeah, this is strange."
"It's like someone took out all the lights before we got here."
"Oh come on Andrew," Liz scoffs at him, "no one is THAT stupid."
"You'd be surprised!"
What?" Liz turns around, shocked, as are the others. "Who said that?"
"I don't know."
"Wasn't me." Andrew says as he's shaking.
Just then, a gigantic figure appears in front of them. This figure resembles that of a generic monster, with sharp teeth, big claws, and it looks like it's too big to fit in the mine. That's because it is.
"Gwarrrrrrrrrrrr" the thing roars.
"Run for your lives!" Andrew turns around to run the other way, but "cramp" he says as he gets a cramp, then falls down. Liz facepalms herself.
"Are you kidding me, this is obviously fake!" Liz grabs some of the monster's 'skin' and tears it off, revealing Don underneath.
"Oh um…" a surprised Don pauses as he tries to think of what to say before continuing "...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" He says before grabbing the tarp back and putting it over himself, which Liz immediately grabs thereafter.
"Hey!" Don grabs it back."
"Come on man," Qwynn said as he stood there impatiently, "give it up!"
"Yeah, we know it's you!"
"I uh, um uh…" a bewildered Don throws smoke bombs on the ground, but he trips over Andrew while escaping.
"Hey, my joints feel better now!" Andrew gets back up.
"Well don't just stand there, get him!" Liz points at Don, who's on the ground in front of him.
Andrew grabs Don, and uses some of the wrestling moves that Deon taught him back in episode two. "If I remember correctly, this is a headlock."
"Let go of me!"
Liz gets up in his face. "Not until you tell me where the gold is!"
"Never!" But as he says that, a piece of gold falls out of his pocket.
"Ah hah!" Andrew picks it up. "I've got it!"
"Good," Liz states, "now let's go!"
Andrew tosses Don onto the ground, then puts the gold into one of the many pockets in his coat for safe keeping.
/
As Andrew, Liz, and Qwynn were just finishing business with Don, the team of Elizabeth, Phoebe, and Regina were still going after Franchesco, who was sweating as he barricaded a door.
"I can't let them find out the truth! Gotta do something to get them off my tail." He placed a large chest in front of the door.
On the other side of the door, the Bellhops were trying their best to break it down.
"Open this door!" Regina shouted as she hits the door with her purse.
"Um, not to be rude," Phoebe twiddles her thumbs, "but I don't think that's going to work."
"Why don't I give it a try? I mean, I am the best athlete here."
Phoebe turns to Regina. "Well?"
"Eh, worth a shot."
Elizabeth backed up, preparing to attempt a running kick when suddenly, Sunny bursts through the door on the other side. Due to her heavy coat, she was rolling around the floor like a rolling pin. She easily bowls over Elizabeth and slams through the door.
"Where am I?" A very dizzy Sunny says upon coming to a stop.
"Don't worry, I've got this!" Elizabeth grabs Franchesco and pins him to the wall.
"Okay," Regina states, "I want to know why you're acting so strangely."
"Um, we also need to find the money." Phoebe reminds her.
"Yes, and the money!"
"Um, I…I…" Franchesco sweats just as someone entered through the car door on the other side.
"How about in this chest?" Liz says she uses one of her hair pins to unlock it. "Tada!" She says as the contents is revealed to be in fact, the money that they were searching for.
"Phew." Franchesco slips away as the heat is off of him.
"I've got a bag we could use." Regina pulls a designer bag out of her purse.
"Good. Elizabeth, why don't you carry it?" Liz says, having some ulterior motives behind it.
"Sure thing."
After they finish loading up the bag, Elizabeth puts it over her shoulder.
"Okay, I'm ready to go!" As she says this, Liz uses her small size to her advantage, sneaking up behind her to tear a small hole into the bag.
Liz looks at the camera and whispers "I'm sure she'll be just fine." Just then, something yellow falls out of the bag. "What's this?" She picks it up.
Confessional: Liz
She looks it over. "Yes! This is another one of those idols! I'm pretty sure that this is the vote swap one. What's this?" She glances at the other side where she sees the instructions. "Congratulations contestant, you have acquired the Vote Swap Idol. With this idol, you can trade places, or swap votes with another contestant. You can use it on anyone, as long as they're still in the game. There are no restrictions as long as the person doesn't have their card yet. You can use it as a simple immunity idol, or you can use it before the elimination ceremony takes place. Good until the final four." She turns back to the camera and grins evilly. "Good, I wonder how I'll use it?"
Confessional over
/
Meanwhile, Chris is practicing spitting like a real cowboy.
"Why can't I get this right?" Chris says before drinking some water.
Cuts to Chef, who's apron is obviously wet from all the spit. "I don't know, but could you please stop spitting on me?"
"Huh?" Chris turned to Chef. "Oh, sorry brah! I'll move back."
Chris takes one step back then spits, but it doesn't make any difference, as Chris woefully misses the spittoon and spits on Chef.
Chef sighs. "I wish those kids would get here by now."
Then just like that, Chef gets his wish, as the Bellhops are the first team to arrive.
"Okay, who has the loot?" Sunny asks as she gets off her horse.
"I do." Elizabeth raised her hand. Liz cracked a slight smile as the other Liz went to hand the bag over to Chris.
Chris opens up the bag. "There's nothing in here!"
"What do you mean that there's nothing in there?"
"I mean there's nothing in there, look!" Chris shows Elizabeth the inside of the bag. She gasps as she sees the hole in the bottom.
"But we had it all there before. The money was in that bag, I swear."
"Doesn't matter dude. I don't see any money in here now which means unless you've got the deed or the gold, you're out of luck."
Regina glared at her angrily. "You ripped one of my bags?"
"I didn't. I swear!"
Qwynn rubs his forehead. "Look, it doesn't matter." He then turned to Andrew and asked him "Hey, didn't you have the gold last time I saw?"
"I thought you had it?"
"Me, I was too busy running away, plus you've got more pockets!"
"Oh yeah, that's right. Here, let me look for a minute." As Andrew looks through his coat pockets, the Terrors come rolling up on their horses.
Laurie gets off her horse and proclaims "We have the…" but before she can finish, Margaret pushes her out of the way and just snatches the deed from her.
"We have da deed!" She proclaims proudly. As she does this, Laurie sighs and Deon shakes his head.
"Hold on, the Bellhops were here first, if they've got the gold, they win." Chris turns to the Bellhops to see Andrew still fiddling around with his pockets. "They do not, which means that the Terrors win! Bellhops, see me at the elimination ceremony."
The Terrors celebrate while the Bellhops groan.
/
Confessional: Liz
She laughs evilly. "Good bye Elizabeth!" She waves at the camera.
Confessional over
Confessional: Qwynn
"Whelp." He sighs. "I've got no other choices, I can't vote for myself and I can't vote for Elizabeth, so this is my only other option."
Confessional over
Confessional: Sunny
"Well obviously I'm not going to vote for Andrew, so it's just down to the other two options."
Confessional over
Confessional: Phoebe
"Um, I actually don't know who to vote for. I mean, I think Libby would want me to vote for Qwynn, but I'm not sure."
"No it's okay," Libby interrupts, "just vote for whoever you want to vote for."
"Well okay then, I think I'll vote for ElizaQwynn, I mean Qwynnabeth, I mean…oh, I don't know!" She throws her hands up in the air.
Confessional over
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At the elimination ceremony, most everyone was feeling a little uneasy, except for Liz, who was smiling. Just then, Chris appeared in front of everyone, ready for the ceremony.
Everyone looks confused, as Qwynn scratches his head. "Hey, where's Hayley?" The writer finally asked.
"Hayley is letting me do the ceremony tonight, so it's just me. Isn't that great?"
Most of the Bellhops just shrugged their shoulders, and the ones who didn't do so didn't care.
"Haha" the host laughed, causing Liz and Qwynn to get suspicious. "Anyways, Liz, here's your card."
"Thank you." Liz says as she catches her card.
"Haha, cool." Chris says, which weirded some people out. "Now moving on, Sunny!" He points his fingers at her in a cool fashion. "You bowled over that door, and one of your teammates, so here's your card."
"Ugh, don't remind me" she just says as she catches her card.
"Phoebe and Regina, you two are the only ones left here that didn't receive any votes tonight, so here."
Phoebe smiles as her and Regina survive another round.
Chris then turns his attention to Andrew, Elizabeth, and Qwynn. "Now as for you three, you got all of the votes tonight. Elizabeth, you two cost your team the game today, and you two," he points at Qwynn and Andrew, " you two got into an argument over who had the gold."
Qwynn and Andrew nervously look at each other then back at the host.
"Qwynn, here's your card."
Chef tosses the next card to the writer, who breathes a sigh of relief as he catches his card. Meanwhile, Andrew starts biting his nails.
"Now as for you two…" Chris pauses for dramatic effect as he usually does before saying "and the final card goes to…"
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"...Andrew!"
"Boom shaka laka!" Andrew celebrates as he catches his card, to which Sunny giggles at.
"What, but how could this happen?" Elizabeth exclaims as Chef fit her for the proper safety equipment and a parachute.
"Well, you did lose the money." Sunny explained.
"Uh huh." Liz and Regina both nod in agreement.
"Yeah, but Andrew was supposed to have our last chance to win and he bungled it." Liz tries to reason with her teammates, most of which aren't listening.
"Yes, but we didn't see him lose the money like you did." Regina points out.
"But, but…" Elizabeth looks over at Liz and notices her smirking for a second. "Wait, you set me uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" Elizabeth exclaims as she gets hurled out the window.
The camera pans to Chris, who gives the outro. "Well, that was rather nerve racking. What will become of Liz's idol, will she and Qwynn ever get along," he puts his left hand over the right side of his face, "and wha-what will happen next? Find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…HOTEL MADNESS!"
As that was going on, Maria was in her room reading a book when suddenly, Hayley appeared to her next to her bedside table, with Maria not even noticing her until she spoke up. "Maria, is it?"
Maria jumps up and prepares to hit Hayley with her book until she sees that it is just the ai. "Bwah! Oh, it's just you."
"Yes, and you're the girl who is on the run from the mob, right?" Hayley asked rhetorically.
Maria is taken aback by her directness. "H…How did you know that about me?"
"Because, I am the host of this season. You think I didn't do a background check on everyone before they ever set foot in this hotel? Nonsense!" She laughs.
"...okay, but but what do you want with me?"
"I want you to help me with a little…project I've been working on" Hayley says bluntly.
"Okay, but how?"
"That's not important right now. What is important is that I can make the challenges easier for you. Give you a more clear way to the finale, and all I ask is that you don't tell anyone about this. So, do we have a deal?" Hayley sticks out her hand for Maria to shake.
"Hmmmm…" Maria thinks about this carefully.
Confessional: Maria
"On one hand, it's against the rules and I could get caught, but on the other hand, I do need that cash. Hmmmmmm…"
Confessional over
"Tick tock, I'm waiting."
Maria thinks about it some more before taking a deep breath and saying "deal" with it fading to black as Maria and Hayley shake hands.
Votes
Elizabeth 4- Andrew, Liz, Regina, Sunny
Andrew 2- Elizabeth, Qwynn
Qwynn 1- Phoebe
Team swap idol- Found and used by Maria.
Wipeout idol- Still not found.
Vote swap idol- Found by Liz, not used.
AN: Sorry UnseenAssailant, but this was a logic based elimination. You see, Liz wanted to get Qwynn on her side, and to me targeting Elizabeth here got her closer to accomplishing that goal. Also, for those of you who didn't see the cast reveal for Twilight Zone, the characters Davy, Paul, Brian, and Don are mine in case you were wondering. I might include all the TZ interns in episodes if I can find a way to fit them in. But at any rate, that's all I have to say, so Daring out!
Daring's tip: Hang ten!