edigewotht goes to skool chapter 12 the german trial part 2
meanwhiel in germany schuigummi was in teh detension senter.
bro wat teh fuk we need more witnesses 2 get me inosent sed seymour fux.
damn nigga i gota smoke some weed sed schuhgmii as he puled out a blunt and smokd it.
schuhgummi was trying 2 get witneses.
he found sum wirneses 4 teh trial. but SOMETOHIN HAPPEND IN GERMANY!
some gangersters attacked schuhgummi. JESUS CRIST GET OF ME said schuhfunmi.
he was shot. AAAAAHHHHHHHH MY ASS said schuhgumi as he was shot.
he was almsto ded when FRAZIKA showed up!
she wupped teh gangsters and nokked them out. THANK GOD sed schuhgummi.
fransixka whipped him 2. OW said schuhgummi.
im TAKING THESE AS WITNESES FRANFISKA sed schuhgummi.
YOU FUKING FOOL sed frandsika as schuhgmi took the gangerstes as prisoners.
she whipped the throats of most of teh gangersters so they died.
schuhgummi bagged the last gangster and run off with him.
GET THE FUCK BAK HERE YOU FOOL sed fransizka. she chased him.
schuhgummi ran away from fransizka and got in2 the degtention senter.
whAT THE FUCK BRO sed fux. chill homie i gotchu bro. lemme smoke some weed sed shcjuhmig.
he smokd some wed. i got some witneses and some evidence to prove you inosent sed schugummi.
thanks bro sed fux. the two started smoking some wed 2gether.
tormorow edhgeworth was paniking in teh bathrome.
tehre were sum emo boiz who were vaping their juuls in the bak.
FUCK FUK FUCK FRANZIKA IS GONNA FIND ME GILTY sed edgeworth.
tehn he heard a noise in teh stall next 2 him. SHUT TEH FUCK UP said edgewroth.
he opened the stal. IT WAS A JEWISH GUY! his name was fukmore whangz.
edgewroth stabed him with his nife that he had in his poket.
whangz ran awai and he dropped his fone. what is this sed edgeworth.
edgeowrth picked up the fone he dropped. he opend it and he saw something SURPIRISNG!
i can use this said edgeworh. he got an idea.
if i can hire asassins then i cna make sure the trial is cut short siad edgeworth.
edgewrtoh called some assains. GET OVER 2 GERMANY AND INTERUPT TEH TRIEL sed edegwht.
edgworth went 2 gym class.
EDGWORTH sed johnson. GET OVER HEAR said jodnson. wat the fuk do u want sed edgeowh.
IMMA FUKING MAKE U RUN 4 THE WHOLE DAY EDEWORTH YOU MOTHERFUKER sed jhognson.
wat did i do you fat ass fag sed edgworth.
U KNOW WAT U DID EDGEWORTH said johnsons. fuck you sed edgoewht.
we were gona play basketbal but were going 2 RUN LAPS INSTEAD said ioinjngson.
white ass motherfuka said teh atheltic black kid.
edgworh was runing. fuk this i gota get 2 lunch said edgeowrth.
wile edgeworth was running he ran akros godot.
dude what the fuk edgeworth you got my ass kicked yesterdai said godot.
kill yourself you fuking cunt said edgeworht.
i have someting 2 do said edgeowrh as he went in2 the facturty office. gogot went in to.
ugh sed stacey as she got back conscious. edgeworth was close by.
edgeeoehth what did u do 2 me said stacvey. bitch i didnt do nothing sed edgeworth.
CAN PEPLE STOP NOKING ME OUT eventually im going 2 get brain damage and die said stacey.
dont you already have brain damage sed edgeworth.
BURRRRNNNNN OH GOT EM sed godot. he fisted bump edgewotth and drank cofee.
what dai is it today said stacey. its time 4 the trial said sarah as she kame in2 the room.
FUCK THE TRIAL IS GONA START sed edgwortjh. they went in2 the stuednt counsil room.
the triel was about 2 sdtart.
THIS IS GOING 2 BE THE TRIEL OF THE SENTURY HERE sed the news.
schuhgummi and feransizka went in2 the courtroom.
DAS GERICHT IS NOW IN SESSION 4 TEH TRIEL OF SEYMOUR COX sed teh germna judge.
good thing i have mai bagged gamngster for the triel said schugummi.
the bagged gabgster was screaming in the bag. SHUT TEH FUK UP sed schuhgumi.
GIVE DEIN OPENEING STATEMENT RIGHT DAS NOW sed teh german judge.
yesterdai we called the techer harry balasak 2 the stand sed fransiaka.
he said tath it could have been MISEL EDGEOWRTH IN THE TANK! sed fransiska.
i have moar witnesses 4 this foolish cort 2dai. YOUR GONNA BE GILTY sed frandsiksa.
fuck help me bro said fux.
COME TO THE STAND sed fransixka. the witness came to the stnad.
it was a sekurity guard at the holocaust musemu.
ST8 YOUR NAME AND OKUPATION YOU FOLISH FOOL sed fransixka.
im a sexurity guard at the holeucost museum when the tank came out sed the guard.
my name is klaus panzerschiessen sed klaus.
NOW TEXTIFY sed fransiska.
fuck i hope he says that im innocent sed edgewoth.
HE WONT EDGEWORTH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE KAN HERE THE TRIEL sed stacey.
yeah edgeworth sed godot. shut te fuck up gidot sed edgeowrht.
klaus began 2 testify to teh cort.
i was guarding das tank that dai. i saw seymour cox sneek off 2 der bathroom that dai sed klaus.
after that das tank strated 2 move. i tryed to shote down das panzer but i missed.
i kalled das tour guides und das panzer shot at das klass.
edgeworth puled out seymour cox out of teh panzer das dai and every1 was saevd sed klaus.
SEE LOOK! SEYMOUR COX WAZ IN THE TANK THAT DAY said fransika.
OBJECTION NIGA THAT TESTIMIYONY IS BULLSHIT said schuhgummi.
what PROFE dew you have that seymour cox went in2 the bathrome sed schuhguni.
i toke a picture of the bathrome that dai sed klaus.
he showd it 2 the courtrome.
it showed EDBEOWRTH AND SEEMORE COX GOING IN2 THE BATHROOM!
WHAT THE FUCKKK sed everyone in the courtrome.
SEYMOUR COX!? sed schugummi. EDGWOETH!? sed feransika.
OH SHIT said edgeowrh in the council room. every1 was starting at him.
its a diferent edgewortth sed edgewotth. yeah right sed stacey.
then the pikture showed on the tv. OH SHIT THATS ME sed edgeworth.
ORDER IN DAS GERMAN KOURT sed teh german judge.
SEE SEYMOUR COX IN THE PICTURE sed fransixka.
FORGET THAT SEE EDGOWREHT IN THE PICTURE HES RELLY GILTY sed schugumi.
hey mein homies let me testify i have more tesmitoy sed klaus.
theres MORE sed schuhgunmi.
ja sed klaus. I ALSO HERD THEM TALKING sed klaus.
the plan was to get fux in2 teh tank and then have edegworth saev berlin form him sed klaus.
it would look liek fux and edgewirth saevd germany from the nazi panzer said klaus.
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT THAT IDDNT HAPPEN!
I WAS SUPOSED 2 BE THE HERO OF GERMAY! EDGEWORTH BETRAIED ME sed fux.
oh so u admit it sed fransizka. she wiped him 100 tiems!
SHIT SHIT SHIT sed schuhgummi. das seems konclusive sed the german judge.
wat are we gona do now sed fux. i dont fuking know your gona be GILTY sed schuhgummi.
have any onjections sed the german judge.
i have an objection sed schugumi. no YOU DONT sed fransizka as she wipped him again.
im sorry but das prosecution is richt. das evidence psoves fux comited das krime sed the german judge.
also he indireklty confsesed 2 der crime a minute ago sed the german judge.
fuck said schugummi. i herby declare teh defendant to be sed teh german juge.
then at that moment SOMETHING UNEXPETED HAPEND!
some of teh GANGSERTERS SHOWED UP! they stargetd shotting in the german gallery.
fransixka whipped them and they got knokked out. shit these fools again sed fransizka.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGZ DING HER sed schuhgummi.
he looked behind him and saw that HIS BAGGED GANGSTER WAS RELEASED!
he strated to choke the gangseter to death. the gangster droped something.
schuhgumi piked it up. it was a FONE!
he opend teh contakts and saw that EDGWOTTH WAS IN THEM!
oh SHIT sed the gangster as he was dieing. WHAT THE FUK IS THIS SHIT sed schugmii.
your honer i have edvidence 2 present 4 the court sed schugimi.
teh german judge was geting bored. ja watever schugmi sed teh german judge.
its A FONE sed shugummi. you see it has EDGWORTH in the call history! THEY CALED EDGEWTH!
everyone in the studnet counsil room stared at edgeworth again.
this is really sus sed godot as he drank his cofee.
so what sed fransika. you see theese asasins were HIRED BY EDGEWORTH!
THEREFOAR EDGWORTH HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE IN THIS TRIEL sed schugummi.
AND THAT MEANS TATH HE IS THE GILTY PARTY HERE!
order in das german kourt sed the german judge. that maeks sense. i think he mai be gilty here.
WHAT THE FUK YOU FOOL HES OBVIOUISLY INOSENT HES THE HERO OF GERMAY sed fransika.
any profe dat that fone numnber is edgeworth sed fransiaka.
schuhgummi kalled the fone number on the assasins phone and put it on speeker.
edgworhs fone rang in teh studnet ciounsil room.
what NOW said stacey. let him make this call stacey said sarah.
hey did you guys interupt the triel and kill schugummi like i told you 2 do?
hey its the assassins here sed schugumi as he pretended to be the assasins.
nise try GUMSHOE you dont sound anything liek the assasins sed edgeworth.
SHIIIIIITTTTTT FUCK YOU FOUND OUT sed schuhgummi.
wait that german atorney is actualy GUMSHOE sed godot.
you didnt realize sed srah.
every1 heread edgeworth over the fone. fuck uh its just a prank bro sed gumshoe.
WAIT ITS THAT SKURFFY DETEKTIVE sed franziaka. gumshoes plan BAKFIRED ON HIM!
the german polise started to show up and arest gumshoe. youl never take me aliev sed gumshoe.
gumshoe took the assasins riflen and started shotting.
fux stole one of the rother assasins rifels and shot with gumsheo.
go the fuk awai you stupid jews sed gymshoe. the two of them ran out of the courtroom.
GO AFTER THEM YOU FUCKING DFOOLS sed fransiaka.
the trial has come 2 a quick end 2dai as assasins have stormed in2 the courtoom and masacrfed pepel.
teh defense atorney has also EXCAPED sed teh newscaster.
teh amerikkan authorieis are going 2 go 2 germay and catch gumshoe sed teh newscaster.
fuck fuck FUCK sed gumshoe as they were runing awai. what do we do sed fux.
i dont now were gona be ARESTED sed gumshow. they ran away 2 the airport.
they got on2 the german airport and on2 a plane.
OUIT OOF THE WAI sed gumshow to the pilot. he started to hijack the plane.
he flew teh plane 2 amerika!
meanwhiel in the student counsil room everyone was shocked!
WHAT TEH FUCK JUST HAPENED sed stacey.
THEY JUST GOT MASSACRED sed another student counsil memnber.
wait edgeworth did you hire any assasins sed sarha.
uh no what are you talking about thats just an elaborate joke sed edegwroth.
yeah right. and why does bethanys murderer know your FONE NUMBER sed sarah.
bitch its a joke i didnt do anything rong sed edgewroth. he ran out quickly.
hey get back here sed sarah. chill hoe he didnt do anything rong your woried over nothing sed godot.
sarah ran after him. edgewtoh was gone. she ran past him. he was hiden in the girls bathrome!
he was in the stall. wile he waz in there he put his fone under a stal and took a pikture of a girl.
damn thats hot sed edgeorth as he strated to masticate 2 the picture.
sarah came in 2 use the bathrome! shit sed edgewoth i thought she wouldnt think to go hear!
she opened the stall! he was NAKED AND HIS BIG 15 INCH DIK WAS OUT!
he thrust it at her and she doged out of teh wai.
edgeworht fel and his erekt dik SNAPED IN HALF! sarah put hancuffs on him.
she ran 2 get the nurse 4 edgeworths peniz.
fuck im in hancuffs now and mai dik huts so bad sed edgeowrth.
thats what u get you white male sed stacey as she kame in.
you privileged wite men always stik your privileged dicks in everyhing sed stacey.
fuck you you fuking bitch ass hoe you got mai dick snaped by being a snitch sed edgewoth.
yeah rite sed stacey.
she stated to drag edgewroth by the wang since his cok was now holdable.
HELP ME HELP! sed edgeworth.
2 be continued!