Hahaha you actually gave me a little idea there Tokyowalled I wouldn't have thought of it if you didn't ask. Now to everyone: yay! I'm glad some of my reviewers are back! It makes me feel all happy inside.
"Duh, uh, why don't we just make a run for it boss?" Randy asked stupidly as they trudged towards a tree with a tiny skull carved on it. Kyle just sighed and didn't answer as he pushed the small carving on the tree with his nose. He hated having his hands tied. It always made him feel so…helpless! Randy, being a little ways behind him, promptly tripped and landed at Kyle's feet.
"I hate wearing a dress boss! I can't, hardly move right!" Kyle rolled his eyes.
"You just had to remind me what I'm wearing didn't you?" Randy lifted his head to look at the other.
"I dunno boss. You look rather nice to me!" (A/N Pirates of the Caribbean anyone? lol) Kyle glared daggers at Randy and grabbed him by the throat.
"I LOOK NICE! YOU THINK I LOOK NICE?" Randy's face began to turn a light shade of purple. He coughed and sputtered as he frantically pointed to something behind Kyle. A whole was beginning to appear beneath the tree. Kyle immediately released Randy and jumped inside. Randy got to his feet, straightened his flowery dress, and followed. A guard snickered loudly as they passed in their feminine attire.
"Straight to Black Ghost with you!" another said as he motioned for them to follow. "Oh and by the way, nice dresses." Kyle was expressionless as Randy started to scream and wail in childish sobs. They followed the guard without protest and soon were face to face with Black Ghost himself.
"Why must I be plagued with idiotic men such as yourselves?" he said as he motioned for them to sit in two chairs already set out for them.
"I think I'll stand thanks." Kyle told him. Black Ghost only nodded and then continued his critical speech.
"First that Ghost agent, and now you two. I'm starting to doubt whether I will ever get to test my time machine."
"Why don't you just use him?" Kyle gestured with his thumb at Randy whose cries became louder. Black Ghost laughed.
"Perhaps I should…and yet…I don't think so. I have no idea how it will work, and neither do my scientists. Do you like surprises Mr. Anderson?"
"If you're talking about from you, than no, I hate surprises." Kyle replied coolly.
"Pity, because I tend to like them. The surprise I want the most, is to see how my machine works with 009 as the first test subject, because if it malfunctions, than the worst will happen to him and I'd rather like to see that after all of these many years. If I were to use Randy, whom I don't care about, it would ruin it most dreadfully for me." Kyle only shrugged and continued to stare unwavering at Black Ghost, who narrowed his eyes. "You have a most grotesque idea of what respect is Mr. Anderson." The dress clad Kyle still said nothing. "I think, I shall introduce you to something I like to call pain." Black Ghost pushed down a button on the desk that separated him from the two men. "Take the large one to torture room three and the other to number one." Kyle's eyes blazed with anger as he was immediately drug from the room, never taking his gaze away from Black Ghost. "003 has wonderful taste in clothing, wouldn't you agree?" He taunted after them. The door shut and Black Ghost settled himself down in his chair. 'There is something strange about that boy.' he thought, 'No one has ever shown me defiance such as that, at least not the ones that work for me.'
Kyle waited until they were as close to the exit as the path they were taking would lead them before he struck the guard holding him across the face. He leaped for the ladder leading up to the hole in the ground that would take him outside the underground base. Randy called after him.
"Kyle, come back or you'll be killed!" Kyle did not acknowledge this as he scrambled up the ladder, bullets flying past his head. Finally he burst through the hatch and crawled out, slamming it shut. Almost instantly he was pulled to his feet by a huge man in a red uniform. He spun around to see it was the Cyborg that had apprehended Randy.
"What do you want? I need to get away from here, and fast." 005 only nodded. 009 materialized beside him.
"Either you're back for another beating or, you're looking to hurt Scarl."
"Anything that has the words Scarl and hurt in it sounds fine to me." 009 crooked one side of his mouth into a smile.
"Welcome to the team Kyle, and by the way, I like your dress." He laughed as Kyle scowled. "I said the same thing to 003 but then, she looked a heck of a whole lot better in it than you do."
"Really?" 003 stepped out from behind a nearby tree. 009 blushed slightly and scratched the back of his head nervously.
"Well yeah, you'd look great in anything!" She blushed too and opened her mouth to reply, but 002 cut them off.
"Come on you two flirts. We can't just stand around and chit-chat around a Black Ghost Base." 009 sighed at him and scooped 003 up, clicking his accelerator and disappearing.
"Where'd he go?" Kyle wondered aloud.
"He's just running faster than the naked eye can follow. He'll be back at the beach house long before we get there." 002 answered.
"Why doesn't he come back for us?"
"For one thing, I can fly. And another thing he can't take you. Why you ask? Unless you want to have every layer of your skin ripped off due to how fast he's going, I don't think you want him to take you." Kyle shut his open mouth and coughed slightly. 002 smirked and then turned to 005.
"How do you want to get back big guy? I don't think I can fly both of you at once."
"I would prefer walking actually." 002 shrugged and looked over at Kyle, raising his eyebrows. Kyle looked at the wild appearance of 002 and decided he'd rather walk too.
"Walking sounds fine to me too," he said quickly.
"Suit yourself." With that 002 launched into the air and sped away.
009 laughed as he set 003 down on the floor. They were in the beach house in the living room. They sat down on the couch, both laughing.
"The look on his face was priceless," 009 snickered.
"I can only imagine 002's gruesome description about what happens if you take humans with you."
"Whatever he said, I bet 002 had the best laugh." 009 put his arm around 003 as they sat and waited for the other two to return. 007 hurried into the room and skidded to a halt a few yards from them.
"I heard raucous laughter! What's going on?"
"Nothing, just another human getting freaked out at me 'disappearing'" 009 replied. 003 shook as she giggled silently and 009 grinned down at her. 007 would have a field day when the newcomer finally came.
"Wonderful! I'll have to meet him!"
"Lucky for you he's walking through the door right now." 003 observed. Kyle pushed open the thin glass door and held it open for 005. 007 took one look at him and lost it.
"NICE DRESS SUNSHINE!"
"Will everyone just quit? That joke has gotten so old!"
"But it's just so flattering to your figure!" 007 continued despite the other's outburst.
"CAN I PLEASE GET SOME PROPER CLOTHES?" Kyle exclaimed. 009 leaned over and kissed 003 on the cheek, before getting up and slowly walking to his room. He came back with a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and threw them to Kyle, who caught them and retreated to the bathroom to change. 009 sat down again and a few moments later Kyle's voice called through the door.
"I'm stuck in this god-awful thing!" Everyone in the living room erupted in laughter.
"How in the world did you even get him in that thing 003?" 002 asked. She just rolled her eyes.
"The proper method of pinning him down, and anger I guess." She sighed and rose gracefully from the couch. "I suppose I will go assist him." She glided over to the bathroom door and knocked.
"Let me in Kyle I'll get you out of the dress." He opened the door and she motioned for him to turn around.
"Oh my goodness, is pulling down the zipper such a difficult thing?" She grasped the tiny sliver of metal and jerked it down. "There, you're free." Kyle quickly shut the door again and within minutes came back out dressed properly.
"What now?" he asked. They all turned to look at him.
"Welcome to the team Kyle," 009 replied.
Ok I understand that this story is getting dragged out, but I'm doing my best. I'm extremely sorry about the late update. I've been so busy with school, and getting ready for a choir concert…ahhh my life is beginning to get hectic. So, if there are anymore late updates I apologize in advance. I also hope that the dress joke didn't get too old. I probably referred too it a bit too much but oh well. Review!