Banini's back in action. Phew. Do you have any idea how much I wrote for this freakin story. No I guess you don't. Well I was feeling lazy and I don't like doing disclaimers(already) so I'm getting my personal assistant to do it. I was cheap so instead of waiting foreva to have them shipped to me I decided I'd make one.(it turned out pretty good actually) Anyway I have yet to name it. So here is Person#1!(I got rid of my friends they were to annoying)
Person#1:Hi there!(crikcet in background) Well I know that you want me to wrap this up speedy quick so I'll hurry up
No asses were harmed in the making of this story, also Banini(now being refered to as Stephanie or Ashley/Ash) is offering one penny to the auther of One Piece and Rurouni Kenshin. We are still waiting for their reply. Now (drumroll) On with the story!
Fanfiction, Exams, and Granny's?
It was 2 a.m. I was tired and I could barely dictate what the story was supposed to be written like so I let Stephanie go all out on my poor ill written story. Turns out she was pretty good and she cleaned up the story pretty well for never seeing Rurouni Kenshin. Now my story made sense, had a plot, and a history. I was happily asleep and couldn't even see al the finishing touches that my best friend had put on the stories.(yup she did all of 'em)
The next day
"Rise 'n Shine Sunshine" came a overly joyed voice into my groggy head, it was like the worst migraine I had ever experienced. To me everything sounded like this" muwhamksjdinvcierhks ha eijfks" so its safe to say that I was in a pretty lousy mood.
"What do you want, cause I'm this close to my breaking point." I said still in my dream state as I slowly yet steadily made my way out of bed and into the kitchen where my parents were eating breakfast.
"Well I thought that this would happen and so did mom and dad so I decided to be your big sister today and wake you up. 'Cause in case you've forgotten you have exams and school in o lets see...an hour and it takes you half an hour to get there so giddy up lil dawgie. An get yer ass in gear." she drawled in her southern red-neck accent.
"OH SHIT! IM GONNA BE FUDGING LATE!" I yelled waving my arms around frantically. Quickly I decided I would bring my notebook my magna's and my sketch book. Plus the stuff that I was gonna bring for my 2 exams that day. I picked some clothes out of my closet and but some others in my bag just incase. I was out the door and into my car after I picked up a tangerine off the kitchen counter and the 20 bucks meant for my lunch. I started up the car and looked around only to find Stephanie Already in the passengers seat with my shades and turning' on the radio. Starting down the highway to get to your school you look at the scenery. You are still keeping your eye on the road of course You made it to the school while you were parking you decided to look at yourself in the mirror. You were wearing your normal blue/grey vans skate shoes A long black tank top with a red shirt over it equally long that said 'I'm not good at much but I am the gold medalist in sleeping, Its my best sport' with a picture of a sleeping tiger on it.you know those lil cute ones that are just adorable it also had a bunch of other sayings that you absolutely loved on it. You also wore some faded tanish capri(s) that came up to your knees they were ripped at the ends. You wore your hair down and parted down the center like you usually did, but today because of Kamloops super dry climate your hair was frizzy.'Uh never can I have a good hair day' you thought. You had packed your favorite pair of faded hiphugger jeans in your back pack along with a blouse hate that word along with your dad's old faded hate and hoodie. Yo got out of the car and pulled your sunglasses over your eyes humming to the song 'I wear my sunglasses at night'
"HEY!" someone came running next to you." Steph! Wait up!" yelled Stephanie as she came up next to you.
" Sorry Stephanie I forgot that I brought you to school with my today. He he. Sorry bout that but its not going to be real fun. Hope you brought something to do." I said scratching the back of my head.
" Of course you wouldn't stop bitching about it last night. How could I forget" she said more than a little mad.
A/N With my magic author powers I'm going to pass the day cause in my school each class is 2 an a ½ hours and that's boring plus its exams! Back to the story though
Thump. I placed my back pack into the trunk of my car. "Stephanie come on." I whined to lazy to stop her from flirting from the guys at my school.
I had to do some shopping which I was not looking forward to. But when I looked at the backseat of my car I found everything there. 'Stephanie you slut I love you so much' A/N I do not LOVE my friend in a lez kinda way sorry but my character IS NOT A LEZ! Disappointing but im sorry no. Stephanie got into the car and we started down the highway to my house. We were almost there when someone called on me on my cell.
"Yellow" I said into the receiver
"Hi Grandma!" said the voice on the other line. I flipped the phone immediately.
" Who was that? I thought I heard them call you grandma?" asked Stephanie with a look of confusion.
" My friend Eden she's stupid and she keeps calling me that... just don't ask cause I don't even member." I stated. The phone rang again. I looked at the caller i.d. it said Eden Mackay. I picked up the phone then flipped it closed so that it turned off. After a while the phone rang again. I picked it up and said " Eden I am not your grandma so just shut up and what do you want!" I yelled at the phone.
" First off My name isn't Eden. No where close but this is a warning for you not to take your normal route home this is a government warning so take the new route provided for you.' then the voice on the other side of the phone died away and they hung up on me.
"Freaky Deakie, that was weird. Well Stephanie looks like were going to take a new route today." I said nonchalantly.
" Does it look like I care? Here let me take the wheel. That way you can draw or write." she stated as she scooted herself over and took the wheel.
"Thanks just go straight and then take the turn when you come to it." I said as I got out my notebook. I had written a lot on my fanfics. I had started on a new one about Luffy and my character having adventures and being the best friends in the world. I lost myself in the scenery and zoned out to one piece. Soon you realized that your surroundings were changing and it looked like you were coming into a city by the sea.' That's not right we live in Canada and there isn't an ocean around for miles.'
" Stephanie where are we?" I said more than a little worried.
" I don't know I followed your directions to a tee. But I never saw the road to your house. And look at these roads! They're horrible" Stephanie said as the wheels of my car reached cobblestones and entered the town.
"Stephanie Back up NOW! I don't like this and I don't see any cars around which is pretty fishy. Plus these are pretty old rickety roads and I don-" to late my tires blew and we came to a stop. Which wouldn't have been much but we were going about 90 with no seat belts on cause we thought they were stupid. So we both go flying head first to the fast approaching ground. I shielded my face and turned my body around so that when I hit the ground I would land on my back not my face. I shut my eyes, waiting for the impact of the hard ground but instead I bounced up in the air after hitting something. 'That's not right either. I was supposed to hit the ground and break something.' I thought as I opened my eyes and landed on what ever it was again. To my surprise I felt it wrap its arms around me and I heard a heart beating and a chest was now pressed against my small figure. I opened my eyes and looked at who had saved me and how much damage I had done to them.
I turned around and got out of his embrace. " Uh. Thank you. For saving me and all and what did you do that made me bounce back up like I was on a trampoline?" I said looking at a guy around my age with raven hair a straw hat, red tank top, and blue shorts. What was the most interesting was that next to his coal colored eyes was a scar along the underside of his eye. After I looked him over carefully I searched around for my friend, to my not so surprise she was being held by a complete hottie with blonde hair who was wearing a suit. 'Leave it to Stephanie to get someone like that. Well they did save our lives so we do owe them.'
"Hey Stephanie how far do you think we went flying."I said
" Dunno, I was kinda trying to stay alive!" yelled an exasperated Stephanie.
" Really I didn't notice." I said sarcastically" Hey Stephanie maybe we should introduce ourselves to these two fine young mine, who saved our faces from a most likely horrible and painful tragedy. So since I came up with the idea... Your going to go first." I said smiling sweetly.
"Okay you stupid person.(I was still smiling in the background) Hi my name is Stephanie!" she said with the biggest smiley face ever while sticking out her hand to her savior and then to mine.
" Hi! I'm Ash, short for Ashley! What are your names?" I said sticking out my hand to my savior and then my friends.
" My name is Sanji but you can call me anything you want." Sanji said as he took both are small hands in his and kissed them tenderly. We blushed deeply, I was a bigger red cause I wasn't used to guys doing this to me.
" And I'm Monkey D. Luffy' he said pointing to himself while puffing up his chest." And I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"
There is only one way to describe what happens when you realize you just met the guys of your stupid not real fantasies. Well that's what happened next.
"OH MY GAWD!" We screeched. Jumping up and hugging each other tightly and jumping around for joy. We couldn't believe it.
"They are here!"
"We are here!"
"They saved us!"
"We are soooo lucky!"
" Uh if yas don't mind me askin' what are yas goin on about?" asked Sanji accent and all. I couldn't stop myself when he stated talking. I ran up to him and tackled him down with a hug. His eyes went all hearts and I was all smiles.
"See Steph, I told you he's just the most adorable person in the world with that accent of his.!" I said getting up off of Sanji laughing my ass off at what I just did. I looked over at Luffy and melted. He was always hot in my eyes. From his scar down to his totally coolio rubber powers.
Off in the distance I heard someone yelling and waving like a madman. " LUFFY! Come over here and look at this thing I keep poking it and all I do is make a dent in its tan armor." I realized that this was Ussop waving and Zoro was the one that had dent this thing. Then it hit me and it hit me hard. My eyes went wide in shock I swear to you they were the size of baseballs.
" ZORO! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT AGAIN! AND YOU BETTER HOPE FER THE LIFE OF YA THAT MY BABY AIN'T HURT!" I yelled running to where Ussop was waving. Luffy quickly wrapped his arms around me to stop me from hurting his crew mate.
" You have a baby? Aren't you a little young to have a kid." He asked as his arms wrapped securely around my petite form. But I wasn't gonna give up He was trashing MY CAR! The one I payed for all by myself. I struggled to get out of his grip.
" Let ME GO!" I screeched. Luffy just shook his head, then stretched over to my car.
"This is your baby?" he asked obviously confused. ' OMG he looks so hot when he's all innocent -I mentally slapped my self-No his crew is denting your car be angry get mad do something.
" Of course it is. I payed for her I have to take car of her she for all extensive purposes is my baby. Just like your ship."I told Luffy with all my wits. Then I looked at Zoro and say that he had made a small gash with one of his swords when he was 'trying to penetrate' its 'armor'" Zoro, step away from the vehicle and no one gets hurt. All you have to do is stop hurting my merchandise, my property, my child." I said with a sickly sweet smile plastered on my face as I slowly stepped towards him with my hands raised.
"I don't trust you" he said bluntly." Also this thing was letting off some sort of gas and challenged my swordsmanship" he tried to act macho like that was the only reason.
"Zoro, do you think I'm an idiot. That I wouldn't know that what just came out of your mouth was nothing more than your huge macho ego getting damaged by the fact that this CAR scared you. We both know it did no such thing to you. The vapor that was coming off of it got you curious. And by the way your holding that hand there means that you touched the muffler and burned your hand. Idiot. We know that this is an inanimate object." I said cooly trying to get him away from my car.
"No, WE don't know anything witch." he said. I guess it was suppose to be an insult but I never got it.
"YOU may not know anything but you do KNOW that my car did not hurt you in anyway." I said accusingly.
" IT BURNED MY HAND!" he said.
" Can I help it if you're an idiot. No, so get over it." I said as I turned away from him and jumped into my car. I turned the key and it started up like always. "Here there's enough room for all of us so get in the back seats. Luffy you're a captain so you get to ride in the passengers seat with me. Cause we're special." I said as I opened the back door to my car.
Luffy and his crew got in and so did Stephanie. Before she completely retreated to the backseat that me and her had shared since we were 13 she whispered in my ear " Nice going you've already gotten the hot's for every guys 'cept Ussop" in which I replied " Nope just the guy sitting next to me" sticking my tongue out at her. We looked around and found out that Luffy had heard everything.
"Uh. Luffy lets just pretend I ya lets pretend that nothing happened" I said blushing like mad." Well is everyone aboard cause this train is leavin' the station."
" No." said Zoro. " Ussop get in here its not going to eat us."
"Yay, Zoro right this thing has all the necessities of your boat only better and on land. Plus it can go faster." I said as I turned the stereo on . The crew(ha ha im thinkin gangsta right now) yelped in pain at the volume of the music blaring.
Stephanie and I look back at them(well actually she looks around) with puzzled looks on our faces. We didn't really think it was that loud. But then again we usually take full advantage of all the night clubs we can get into and we crank our tunes up super high. We've lost a lot of our hearing this way.
"What's wrong?" I asked Luffy with his hands covering his ears, while they were doing this I put the cd on lower so I could talk to him.
"How can you listen to something so loud, I can barely hear myself think." Luffy asked while his crew looked like they had the same thing going through their minds.
" Maybe the point is to not hear yourself think. Maybe the music is that loud to stop you from hearing those thoughts go through your head. Maybe just maybe its there that loud so you can get away from everything... including yourself."I sad on a somber note but then added" And MAYBE its there so you lose your hearing by the age of 21 cause your having a blast partying! Personally I use both and both appeal to me. So what if I start losing my hearing I still have better hearing than most. Same goes with my I.Q. its dropping like 70 right now. Just cause I multitasking and it probably will drop dramatically for the rest of my life because I'm not gonna stop livin the way I live. And that's that, an like Stephanie will tell you I say Tough loogies.(nasty if you have had that ever happen to you)" I looked back at the crew and Luffy9don't ask me how you look back at him if he's sitting right next to you). But to your surprise you find everyone looking at you with a mix of expressions.
What surprised you the most is that Luffy looked really concerned for you like you had just told him you were about to kill yourself and kudos to them. And Zoro looked like he completely understood everything you just said, like everything made sense to him now how you acted what you felt how deep yet shallow you were in what you just said. What didn't surprise you was Ussop's reaction, he started jumping around in his seat trying to get out and yelling at the top of his lungs that I was a witch who was trying to steal his great hearing since mine was already going. This is when I had a brilliant idea.
"Ussop, you think me a witch. Your assumption be right. I am the witch you speak of and now my pretty your hearing shall be ours. For you have been taken hostage, the crew you see around you is not the crew you once knew for they have been changed into your worst nightmare...YOUR GRANDMOTHER!"I screeched making my voice come out in old English while I sped the car up to a whopping 100mph. After I said the word grandmother my charade was over and I stopped the car. Luffy, Stephanie, and I were laughing so hard at Ussop's expression while the rest of the crew smirked, chuckled, and giggled( one guess who that was). Ussop just gave us a cold stare.
"That was not funny. And I didn't believe you for a second"said Ussop coldly.
"For once Ussop's telling the truth"I said wiping tears out of my eyes and clutching my sides. Everyone stared at me, they couldn't believe what I just said. "He isn't lying cause he believed it for more than a second he STILL believes it." I said laughing softly now cause it was starting to hurt.
"Here just come with us and bring your stuff." said Luffy who had all of a sudden gotten out of the car(it was stopped) and appeared next to my door(which he opened) and held out his hand for me to take. It was a kind gesture and I took his hand gratefully.
"Thanks Luffy that was really sweet of you." I said turning around and getting my backpack with all my stuff in it."Hey Stephanie could you get the groceries, there's no point in just letting them rot inside my car besides I think I got some milk and Ice cream in one of those bags that'll go bad if we don't refrigerate it soon." I said going back into my regular bossy mode. I saw a pencil on the far side of my car and Stephanie had already shut the door and wasn't coming back anytime soon with Sanji by her side. So I start the long kicking scene to get to that one stupid pencil. Well I guess Luffy was trying to be really nice to me so he goes and leans over me, which was great until he started losing his balance, to stop from falling on me and possibly hurting me he puts his hand in front of him ,unfortunately I was in front of him. So his hand landed right on my ass, which caused yet another chain reaction of me saying"WHAT THE HELL!", and he still fell but now I was turned over facing him, it all ended up with our foreheads softly touching each others, nose to nose, we stared each other in the eyes (which were the size of dinner plates). Someone whistled in the background. We turned our heads to look at who it was.
"Luffy, I know that she is pretty and that other than Nami we haven't seen or been around women in a long time but still you'd think that a captain could contain himself for o I don't know, how long would you say we were gone Sanji?"asked Zoro with his finger pointed at his captain.
"I'm not sure what happened here but from the looks of it Ashley's ass came in and let me tell ya Luffy. She looks like she has a damn fine ass. But to answer your question Zoro I think that we were gone five minutes tops." said Sanji. Both men seemed to think that this was an extremely funny situation. I however thought it was far from funny. I stood up and walked over to the two men. I realized that they were easily both a head taller than me so I yanked their ears and pulled them down to my eye level. Then through gritted teeth said "Don't you EVER make fun of my ass. Although Sanji is right, my ass is awesome. I will not tolerate being made fun of in that way. Not now and not ever. Do you understand me. And don't think for a second that Luffy is off the hook because I'll be truthful with you, No guy has ever touched my ass before. Luffy is the first to do so like that. He WILL be the last. Do we see eye to eye on this matter now gentleman." I said clutching their ears so that you could see all of their veins. If I had held on any tighter I probably would have given them piercings. They nodded in agreement and looked fearfully onto their captain.
I turned my attention to Luffy with a sickly grin plastered on my face. I was just itching to smile but I tried to hold it in giving me a creepy grimaced smile that makes people think of their worst kind of torture. "Luffy, come here and I won't hurt you to bad." I said in a soft voice that was full of poisoned sweetness. He was forced into taking a step towards me.
"I don't bite...hard. Now come on we are going to take a nice long walk and talk this out like the mature adults we are. I'm sure we can come to and understanding." I said smoothly taking my arm in his and walking towards the beaches sand shore.
No asses were harmed in the making of this story grabbed and squeezed yes but not harmed. So please READ& REVIEW cause I got nobody doin that and it makes me sad(tear falls down eye) So please click the button that say go next to the thing that says Submit Review. Its just that easy. buh bys.