Disclaimer: Previously posted elsewhere. To my great regret, I do not own Doctor Who, Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness, or Spock.
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March 6, 1967 A newsstand somewhere in America
"Is that really an alien?"
"Where?"
"On that magazine cover. The TV Guide?"
"Yeah, that's Spock. Mr. Spock."
"I thought he was Mr. Spock?"
"Oi!"
"First name I thought of, is all."
"Mind you, I see the resemblance. Short dark hair, intense expression, sexy mouth, large ears…"
"OI!"
"Of course, the Doctor's aren't pointed."
"His nose is."
"I'm standing right here, you know."
Jack whispered to Rose, "Do you think he'd wear a royal blue jumper if we gave him one? It would go so well with his eyes."
"Worth a try."
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The End