Chapter 2: Episode 2
(a/n: Hey everyone, Darks here! Virtual Wenrog and myself would like to thank
all the reviewers and readers. You guys rock! Virtual Wenrog and me are having the time of our
lives writing this story, so please enjoy, LOL.)
"So," Wyatt said, who was sitting across from Jude. "A stork comes into a room
where mommies and daddies love each other very much, and gives them a baby."
"Oh," Jude says. "So THAT'S how babies are made..."
"Guys, shut-up!" yelled Jen. "Caitlins starting the show now..."
Hi this is Caitlin! said Caitlin waving at the camera. Welcome to the second
episode of
Caitlin/Nikki TV! Whee! I hope all the hot guys are watching this.
She strikes a pose.
Well, heres Nikki with Moosic.
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MOOSIC WITH NIKKI:
A little girl with black hair and a pink dress on runs up and wipes her nose.
Hi, Im Nikkis sister! I locked her in the closet so I could do Moosic today. I
dont know why
SHE gets all the fun. Im just as good as her. I should have my own show. Anyways
heres the
song. Its Rock A Bye Baby by... uh... well heres the song.
Rock a bye baby on the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bow brakes, the cradle will fall.
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
OK. Well, we can see that some mother has issues. Like, who'd leave her child in
a tree? Hello?
That is so dumb. And that bow isnt very good either. Like, get a back bone and
stand up for
yourself instead of braking. Who will depend on you now that the babys dead? You
killed the
baby. Idiot branch. And the baby weighs to much. If I had to call the song
something Id call it...
What happens if you leave you kid in a tree
What happens if you feed your kid to much and leave him in a tree
Why to not trust branches
What evil mothers do
OK well see you...
( someone screams: Where is that little #$#? in the background. )
Uh oh. Looks like Nikki escaped. Well...
Nikki leaps onto her sister and tackles her to the ground. Shouts of a what kind
of stupid song did
you do? and hey! The viewers arent going to like this! fill the area. Police
fill the seen, put up
yellow tape and drag Nikkis sister away.
Ill get you back! she yelled. Buddy from The Incredibles didnt like it when he
got taken away
when he was trying to do good! No!
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SHUT UP WITH WYATT AND JEN:.
Hey, Im Wyatt... said Wyatt.
And Im Jen. said Jen.
Welcome to SHUT UP! they said together. Todays guest is that guy that stands in
the
background in the low budget show Corner Gas.
We have REALLY low funds in this show. whispered Wyatt to the camera. That
Nikkis
hogging all the money for herself.
WHAT WAS THAT? roared Nikki. She jumps in front of the camera, foaming at the
mouth.
YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY! WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU, YOU WONT WANT TO
SEE A PIECE OF MONEY EVER AGAIN!
Run! yelled Jen hiding herself behind the plastic chair she had been sitting on.
Run for your
life! The Ware-Nikki has been unleashed upon us! The end is near! Caitlin better be happy shes in
the safety of her room!
Nikki then attacks Jen.
"Oh my God, she has rabies! Why am I always the one attacked?"
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK WITH CAITLIN:
Im free for a date! Call me! I'm deperate!
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SCREW YOU WITH WYATT AND JUDE:
Bello. said Wyatt sucking his coffee up through a straw. Wikki wattacked me and
hit why teeth weal ard. Heres a viewer.
He pressed a button on the telephone beside him.
Hi, my name is Sally and I want to say your show sucks! came a ladys voice. My two year old
son Roger saw MOOSIC and now when I sang him a lullaby he locked me in the closet! I cant
escape and hes having a party with a bunch of his friends! If you dont take your show off I'll
sue! Its a bad example to children.
Whoa, dude! said Jude holding up his hands. Im sorry but that sounds really
funny. Are you really in a closet?
Yes you idiot! Stop your show.
You cant do anything if your in a closet lady. Give a message to your son: party
on, dude!
He hangs up the phone. Wyatt and him laugh hysterically.
What a sucker. replies Jude. We got to play more stuff like that next time. Hee
hee hee!
Wyatts crying from laughing so much.
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BACKSTAGE WITH CAITLIN:
Heres a new part of the show! said Caitlin. Its called Wayne The Cinematic Masterpiece
Swamis Corner Of Movie Wisdom or WTCMSCOMW for short. It name was his idea. Roll it
camera dude.
The camera guy, whos getting paid really bad but doesnt care, winks and rolls
the clip.
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WTCMSCOMW WITH WAYNE:
Hello, Im Wayne. said Wayne staring at the camera from his counter. Im not going
to recommend movies today. You do that yourself. Only you can determine if you are movie
choosing material. Understand? UNDERSTAND?
The camera guy shakes and nods.
Excuse me. said a man nervously tapping Wayne on the shoulder.
Just a minute, sir. OK then. Im NOT recommending Top Gun 16s...
Hey! called Jonesey from the background. Come over here and say that again!
Wayne snaps his fingers and two bodyguards run after Jonesey and drag him away.
Now where was I? Oh, yeah. Top M16s. Its a horrible movie. The actors horrible. The plots
horrible. The story is horrible. The effects sucked. I was just plain disturbed when I watched it. If
I had a Not Waynes Picks Wall Id put it on it. Its bad. If you watch it I dont know if I can talk
to you. If your friends like it I cant talk to you. Look just dont talk to me OK? Im just really
disturbed that they spent money on the junk. Now get out of here. I need to...be alone.
The man beside him stares and opens his mouth.
You go too. said Wayne pointing at him. I saw the movies you have! You're choosing sissy movies. Go. GO!
guy runs away scared. "Wow, all I wanted was to ask for spare change, not a
movie..."
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BACKSTAGE WITH CAITLIN:
Well, its the end of todays episode. said Caitlin smiling. Im free tonight and I
work at the Lemon. If you have any... requests just call my number!
We all now your trying to get a date. said Nikki walking up. But you'll dump him
in less then a week. It always happens.
Hey! complained Caitlin. I wouldnt do that! Well talk about this later! I... is that blood on your shoulder?
She gasped and took a step back.
Yeah. So what. People should mind there own beeswax. I got up on the wrong side of bed and EVERYBODYS on my back.
Nikki panted crazily.
You need to have a good sleep tonight and have a good dinner. said Caitlin
putting an arm around her friend. We need you OK for the show tomorrow.
Whatever. Do you think you could do something with these teeth I ripped out of
Wyatts mouth? I didnt know where to put them.
Nikki, Caitlin and the camera guy walk away but the cameras still on. Suddenly two aliens jump
through the window and fall onto the floor.
Excellent, Ooblar. said the one with a blue head. Now that weve captured the original
Start Trek team, we can harness the power of this pathetic show and rule the world!
Ha! Ha! said Ooblar, his green head shaking. You said pathetic.
The aliens scream with mirth but the jump back out the window as the camera guy comes in. He
looks around, shrugs and turns off the camera.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
Darkness Kid
Virtual Wenrog