Chapter 3: Episode 3

(a/n: Hey everyone, Darks here! Sorry about the late update...my fault, not Virtual Wenrogs. I've been going through personal issues, so, yeah...ANWAYS, my apologies. Thanks for having patiences, everyone.)

(Caitlin walked in front of the camera.)
Hi! she said. I had a great date last night! Were getting together again today
to go see Ice
Age 2: The Meltdown so Nikki will have to take over. Good luck Nikki!
Caitlin walked away but Nikki doesnt show up.
Excellent, Ooblar! sneered the alien jumping through the window. Now we can rule
this show!
EE HE E HE HE! These pathetic humans dont know anything about television!
But they sure know how to make good ice cream! grinned Ooblar stepping out from his camera guy costume.
Ha ha! laughed Blooblar. You said ice cream
The two aliens burst into laughter.

THE QUOTE OF THE DAY WITH OOBLAR:

Dont eat your humans raw! They taste better cooked

TAKE 2 WITH JEN:

Hey this is Jen. said Jen. I just saw Ice Age and it was cool. But I have a
problem: where did all those mammoths come from at the end? And that squirrel is WAY to flexible. Its kind of scarey. If I was the director Id call the movie...

The Mammoths From Nowhere

The Dimension Where Mammoths Come From

Scrat: Elastic Super Hero

Scrat: Elastic Woman In Disguise

Scrat: A Victim Of Elastic Surgery

Scrat: Scrat

Scrat: We hardly knew thee

Well thats it. HOLY SMOKES! screamed Jen as three mammoths charge out of the
wall
behind her. MAMMOTHS ARE RUNNING THROUGH MY ROOM! HELP!

BACKSTAGE WITH OOBLAR AND BLOOBLAR:

That was a good idea to open a mammoth dimension into her room, Ooblar! laughed
Blooblar.
She was really annoying!
Ha ha! laughed Ooblar. You said said!...but she's also soooo hot!
The aliens burst into laughter.
Now we will hatch our plan to hypnotize people who are watching this show. said Ooblar.
And we will rule the world with our hypnotized people!
Hey, they're listening to this you know! Oh well. They arent to smart. Maybe they will think were humans plastic alien
costumes.
Ha ha! You said think!

SCREW YOU WITH WYATT AND JUDE:

Hey dude. said Jude. Im Jude...
And Im Wyatt... said Wyatt.
WELCOME TO SCREW YOU! the screamed together.
Hey, Wyatt have you noticed anything a bit... strange around the studio lately? asked Jude.
Like aliens laughing about lame things?
I think those are the humans in plastic alien suits that Nikki hired to cheer herself up.
Ahh. Well heres a viewer.
Jude presses a button on his phone.
Hello. came a boys voice. You got to stop your show! My girlfriend was watching it and now
shes a zombie! She keeps saying how she wants to rule the world!
Dude, do you watch the show? asked Jude.
No! I dont want to turn into a zombie!
Well, then we have a problem. You have to watch the show to complain about it.
But Ill turn into a zombie!
To bad. Are you going to watch it or not?
No! You have to stop the show before its to late!
Forget it. Later dude. It's not our fault you have girlfriend issues.
No!
Jude pressed another button on the phone and the boys voice got turned off.
Dude he sounded like Darth Vader there in the third Star Wars movie!
Yeah I know! What a doob!
Ha ha! Whats a doob?
I dont really know. I think its a dumb person!
Ha ha! Funny!
Yeah!
Do you think he was telling the truth?
No. He never watches the show!
Oh yeah! Ha ha!

WTCMSCOMW WITH WAYNE:

OK those guys are idiots. said Wayne who is sitting by his counter again. I
turned them off so you dont have to hear their... racket. It annoys me that people would watch this show. If they were selling this show on DVD I would buy them in bulk and burn them all in my
DVD sacrifice room. OK heres a review for Bill And Teds Excellent Adventure. This is an awesome movie! I
love it. It actually shows humor and has a great performance by the actors. You should watch it. I
mean it. Watch it. WATCH IT! ITS A GREAT MOVIE BUT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN
IT! WATCH IT I TELL YOU! YOULL LOVE IT! HERES SOME FREE COPIES!
Wayne throws some DVDs at the camera and it falls over.

BACKSTAGE WITH OOBLAR AND BLOOBLAR:

Well, our plan is almost finished. said Ooblar, who is playing cards with Blooblar. Son we will
have complete world domination.
Ha ha! said Blobblar putting an ace down. You said world!
The aliens laugh but the run under the bed as to people run in. You idiot! screams Nikki chasing her sister. You dressed up in a alien costume and ruined my show!
I didnt! said Nikkis sister. But I should have done that. Thats a good idea to pay you back!
They chase each other around for a bit and disappear. The aliens crawl back out.
Our antics are being blamed on someone else! laughed Ooblar. These humans reallyAREstupid!
I wonder how Nikki escaped from the closet we tied her in? asked Blooblar.
Well have to try something else next time. replied Ooblar. She seems to be good
at escaping.
Ha ha! laughed Blooblar. You said else!

(A/N: Yo, this is Virtual Wenrog. The movie Wayne talks about is true and you
should see it! It
rocks! Now please review! That would be great!)