Hey! What's up! I decided to make another chapter to the story. Well, not necessarily a chapter, it's really just has some scenes that I was going to put into the story but decided against it for obvious or not-so-obvious reasons.
This is a scene that I didn't put in the fic because it seemed a little to cruel to Zuko and it was quite disgusting. Anyways, this is what happens when a prince searches for his beloved yo-yo.
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What was Zuko to do?
He was in unmerciful pain. Pain that no one should endure (well, except for Admiral Zhoa). His crew were useless and very smelly. And he misplaced his yo-yo.
True, the yo-yo did not have any skills of any kind, least of all it didn't have a mind, but it had a calming effect on the banished prince. And a calming affect is exactly what Zuko was in need of.
Zuko walked down to his chambers, in search of the yo-yo, but to no avail. Frustrated (and feeling a fart coming on) he ran out of his quarters and searched throughout the halls of his ship, hoping that if he were to retrace his steps, he'd find the muchly needed object.
Ten minutes and three farts later, he found his yo-yo. However, the yo-yo was not in an easy reachable location. The yo-yo itself was against the wall to the left. To the right wall, was a crewman bending over in obvious pain, his buttocks had targeted the unfortunate yo-yo.
Knowing that nothing good could come out of this situation Zuko commanded the crewman to move, but the crewman's excuse was, "I-I'm in to much pain, s-sir," he had managed to stutter out and remained in his position.
Knowing that the situation was like a time bomb, Zuko quickly weighed the options over in his mind. The crewman was obviously in to much pain to move on his own and could not be relied on for such a task. Zuko couldn't risk reaching for the yo-yo, he could get burned in the process. He couldn't move the crewman or else risk setting the said man off and burning his yo-yo to ashes. If Prince Zuko didn't do something soon, the yo-yo would be but a memory.
Finally, Zuko made the rash decision of reaching for the yo-yo. He crouched down. He reached for the yo-yo. He wrapped his hand around the object. When he was about to flee with the yo-yo, the timer went off and the crewman let one loose right in Zuko's face!
Zuko fell to the floor coughing in pain and disgust. While the crewman stood up, feeling much better than before.
"I'm so sorry Prince Zuko!" the crewman apologized to the fallen prince.
The crewmember was but an amature at firebending, so Zuko was left with a soot covered, stinky face.
"Get away from me!" Zuko growled before he stood up. He wiped his face on his sleeve while having a coughing fit.
Zuko may have been embarassed at that moment, but at least he had his yo-yo.
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I didn't place this scene in the fic because it seemed kinda pointless and disgusting. And it has Admiral Zhao in it. I really hate Zhao, I'm glad that he died in the show.
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(On Admiral Zhao's ship)
There had been rumors that Prince Zuko had the avatar onboard his ship. Rumors like these were hard to miss by Admiral Zhao.
Just four days ago, Zhao had decided to rendezvous with Prince Zuko's ship. The ship was already in view and the two ships would meet in about two minutes. Zhao smirked at his own 'ingenious' self while he sat in his quarters.
The plan was to get onboard, slap some people around, question Prince Zuko of the were abouts of the avatar, slap Zuko around, ask embarassing questions, slap some people around, look on the ship with Zuko's permission or not, slap some people around, and Admiral Zhao wasn't to sure as what to do after that point. Probably embarass Zuko and get the avatar. The one thing that Zhao was sure of at the moment, was that he really wanted to slap some people around (preferably Zuko himself).
"Admiral, we pulled up beside Prince Zuko's ship," a soldier stated at the door.
"Very good," Zhao grinned wickedly.
"Sir, I don't mean to be rude, but something seems very wrong with Prince Zuko's crew," the soldier stated.
Zhao's grin faultered, "What do you mean?"
"Come and see for yourself, sir," the soldier replied.
The two walked to the deck, only to see a rare sight.
The crewmembers onboard Prince Zuko's ship were moaning in pain and you could clearly see fire or smoke coming out of the ends of their buttocks. You could also see that there was brown sludge and scorch marks covering some parts of the ship. There was also, some crewmen floating in the sea below. All in all, it was a strange sight indeed.
Admiral Zhao looked on in disgust. Pointing to one of his own men he said, "You! Go down there and ask what is wrong!" Zhao ordered.
The soldier bowed obeyingly and went onboard Zuko's ship to investigate the problem. The soldier talked to a crew member for a few minutes before coming onboard.
"Report!" Admiral Zhao commanded the soldier.
The soldier waited a moment before replying, "Apparently, sir, the entire crew is like this. From what the man told me, it sounds like a disease. He repeatedly told me to beware of the Chili. I asked him about the avatar, but he ignored the question."
"Hmm," Zhao thought over the information before coming to a conclusion, "I think it would be best to let the ship and it's crew be. For all we know this disease may be contagious and we wouldn't want to risk contamination. Speaking of which...," Admiral Zhao caught the soldier on fire and pushed him off the edge of the ship with his boot.
The man screamed in pain as he fell into the ocean below.
"What about the avatar, sir?" a soldier beside Zhao questioned.
"It is obvious that the avatar couldn't possibly be on board this terrible excuse for a ship," Admiral Zhao paused for a moment, "If he was, he would have caught the disease and be dead."
"I understand sir," said the soldier as Admiral Zhao and his crew floated away from Zuko's ship.
As they floated off, Admiral Zhao thought to himself, 'I guess I'll have to slap some people around later...'
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These are just some bloopers I stuck in. Forgive me if they don't make you laugh.
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(Scene 1, take 13)
ACTION!
"I'm afraid that you can't hurry an old man Prince Zuko," Iroh stated as he looked at the different varities of spices.
"I have a bad feeling," Zuko said, ignoring his uncle's statment.
"You just have gas," Iroh said, "Get over it..."
Zuko snickered while Iroh cracked a grin.
"That wasn't the line Uncle," Zuko said, "And I don't have gas."
"Well, it's my line and you have plenty of hot air in that skull of yours," Iroh chuckled.
CUT!
(Scene 4, take 6)
ACTION!
"They're very tempremental," Zuko said quickly and continued to eat.
Iroh raised an eyebrow, "What did you tell them Zuko?"
Zuko shrugged and swolled his spoonful, "I just said that Katara's butt was big and that the avatar smelt like a pile of manure," Zuko said while cracking a smile.
"Oh really?" Iroh played along, "And what did you say to the water tribe boy?"
"I told him that he should get a real girlfriend instead of making out with those hotdogs."
Iroh and Zuko began laughing while Sokka angrily walked up on the set.
"That was only one time!" Sokka wailed in Zuko's ear.
"It only takes one time to condem a man for life," Iroh added while Zuko only laughed harder.
Katara also walks up on the set, "So you think my butt is big huh?" She asked with a menacing voice. Everyone around the set stopped laughing.
"Well, at least I 'KNOW' that you put laxitives in your uncle's coffee!" Katara said with triumph while Iroh glared at Zuko.
"She's lying Uncle!" Zuko said desperatly while Iroh chased Zuko around the set.
CUT!
(Deleted Scene 2, take 3)
ACTION!
"Report!" Admiral Zhoa commanded the soldier.
The soldier waited a moment before replying, "Well sir, the crew down below says that they had sake and pickled eggs a few hours ago and they're just having the side effects from it."
"Hmm," Zhoa thought over the information before coming to a conclusion, "We should do the same."
"Do what, sir?" the soldier questioned.
"Men, get out the eggs and sake!"
CUT!
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what do ya think? i was going to put on interviews with the cast but I decided against it. don't expect any more chapters or sequels. also, if any one is a true fan of Prince Zuko, then they would read the fanfics made by Hotspur. she must be the best author and poet in the entire Avatar section (no offense to you other guys). YOU ROCK HOTSPUR! i wish i had her autograph, if she was to write any books in the future, i'd like to know what they might be about and what name they would fall under. also, sorry if there are any grammar or spelling errors, i use simpletext for my documents, so i can't press a button that will correct everything.
DEADLYDOODLEBUG (a.k.a.: Tsurashi): umm, okay.. so, who is Bubbles again?