"Naruto!" Sacura came running in she had obviously been running quite a wile, because she had to stop and catch her breath, before she could continue, "Tsunde-sama wants to see you." She continued to grasp her chest, and hold on to the doorframe. "She says at your house!" she began to cough
"What does tat grandma want now!" he stormed out the door and went over to his home "hey grandma, what do you want?"
She looked very pleased about something; Naruto was a bit Afraid of what. "Sit down, Naruto, I have just recently started working on a list of people to put through as shinobi-"
"I'm going to become a shinobi? I knew it!"
"No Naruto, I was just starting a conversation you know an ice-breaker, the reason that I called you hear is that I have located a family member, here in Kahoka, that you will be living with from now on."
"I-I-I have a family! Yes! Do I know them? Do I know them? Do I know them?" he began to chant.
"yes you do, it's actually your grandmother, on your mothers side, and here is a picture of your mother, and Grandmother." She handed Naruto a picture.
"it looks like you but really young, and me doing my sexy-jutsu!"
"Yeah Naruto isn't it great? I'm your grandmother!"
(24 hours elapsed)
"Naruto died, a short death, and one that was very…erm…unexpected"
THE END