Pret: Woohooo! chapter 4 is here! I've had quite a few reviews saying that this fic should be romance/humour, so, it is! tada! I'm very suggestable!
I'm so sorry it took me so looooong to update...but I've been...well, honestly, I've been too lazy...
YamiPret: HI! i'm back.
Pret: where did you go?
YamiPret: >>clears throat>> ...nowhere...
Pret: right, sure. Anyway, in this chapter as you will hopefully remember, Seto & Anzu have to share a room! woot! no privacy! >>ahem>> sorry, that was a bit perverted... ok, um, also, Mister Jones (the icky old man who was feeling up Anzu) is being a perverted, crusty, old guy. OK? ready to move on to the story? cool.
Oh, and as to who's cuter, Yami, Marik or Bakura...umm, Yami sorta more hot than cute...i don't really like Marik that much so i guess it's Bakura...mind you, Ryou is cute and theif Bakura isn't really...so confused!
umm, sorry, before I do that, let me say that the first line of part 1is not meant (in any way) to be interpreted wrongly. (you're all sickos with dirty minds, in other words,) I'm just an impressionable young teen, so innocent, so young...
YamiPret: >>snorts>> ...so evil...
Pret: >>death glare>> so yeah, I don't own it, baby! So you can't sue me!
Oh, and this chapter is, Laughter as a matter of fact, I write the word laughter a total of 10 times in a few lines...
Anzu felt incredibly dirty, lying on her bed. She hadn't had a shower since she left Japan, as the bathrooms designated to the passengers of flight 314 weren't quite ready to be used. She couldn't even change, as her bag was still being screened for drugs, animals, insects and disease. The officials screened in alphabetical order, meaning Kaiba had got his cases back over an hour ago, he was now sitting at the desk of their room, repairing his laptop.
Anzu looked around the room. It was quite nice; two nice, comfortable beds (thankfully a good distance apart, Anzu was a sleep-talker.) two bedside tables, with a lamp each (Anzu predicted some problems with getting Kaiba to turn his off...) a spacious desk and two big armchairs. The bathroom was less comfy. The toilet was in the bathroom with the shower, meaning if one person was in the shower, the other would have to wait to go potty... hopefully, they wouldn't be here too long, just long enough to figure out what the old guy had, make sure no one else had it and send them off.
If only.
Kaiba grunted in an irritated way. Anzu sighed, he kept doing that. She was going to offer help- having quite a lot of expertise in the matter, thanks to her grandfather owning a computer repair shop- but remembered that it was Kaiba, and she had killed the damn thing in the first place...Anzu suddenly grinned. That was fun. Maybe she'd do it again some time...
Seto sighed. This repair was going nowhere. for some reason, he just couldn't concentrate...
Maybe it's because Anzu is lying over there with a considerable amount of flesh showing on her stomach and her legs. She's pretty cute, Seto... said Mokuba from an armchair.
Seto grunted. stupid, annoying conscience, stupid, annoying Mazaki and her stupid, short skirts. he thought. Dammit, he just couldn't concentrate. He sat back in his chair with a sigh and ran his fingers through his hair, gazing out at the Sydney skyline.(Pret & YamiPret: >>drool>>)
This room's not bad, considering,he thought Terrible furnishing, tiny, hard beds, and only one wardrobe, but nice view. The officials must know who I am.
And damn good company, too.
Seto growled. He had to kill that annoying conscience.
Anzu couldn't help looking at Kaiba as he sat back in his chair and gazed out at the city.
Goodness, he cuts a nice figure in the evening sun, doesn't he, Annie? said Aiko from the end of Kaiba's bed, you should offer to help him with the laptop.
Anzu scowled.Her little sister's image was getting irritating.
Anzu knew that Kaiba wouldn't accept help from her, so she'd just swipe the laptop while he was in the toilet or something. It would take her, like, a minute to fix that laptop, but how would she get him into the toilet?
As if on cue, a voice came over the loadspeakers placed in the rooms, and an idea planted itself in her head.
"Mazaki, Anzu, your luggage has been screened, please collect it from administration. Mazaki, Anzu, your luggage has been screened, please collect it from administration, thankyou."
Anzu smiled, the plan formulating in her mind. She was about to leave the room, when a familiar voice called: have you stopped to think why you're doing this, Annie? Is it because you want to prove yourself to Kaiba, or maybe you're feeling remorse over destroying his laptop? Maybe you have decided to finally practice what you preach on Kaiba. You know what I mean, the friendship speeches...
Anzu ignored her and walked out the door, however, what her 'sister' said did have an effect on her...why was she doing this?
"A little too late for that, Anzu," She muttered,"You hate each other and nothing can change that."
Seto tensed. He didn't trust Mazaki... She was too quiet. She must be planning something... He thought.
Aww, isn't that cute, you're getting to know her, Seto!
Mokuba smirked.
Seto frowned.
He was a very bad influence on that kid.
Suddenly, Seto wondered if Mazaki's conscience was like this...
Anzu, Seto, you should call her Anzu Said Mokuba, frowning slightly, Seto ignored his conscience.
Stupid conscience.
Mr. Andrew Jones was being checked for the fourth time. Apparantly, he had some previously undiscovered, contagious disease. It was all rather tiresome. He didn't care so much about possibly dying, however, before he died, he would like to find that young girl.
"Mister Jones?" That stupid, inquisitive young doctor was always interrupting his thoughts.
"What?" he snapped. Insolent young fool.
"Uh, I am sorry to inform you that we still haven't confirmed how dangerous your disease is. But we will continue to work on it"
Jones grunted and went back to his lewd thoughts.
Anzu pulled out her telescoping suitcase handle.
"Thankyou very much!" she said to the official with a smile, "May I make a call now?"
"Certainly, miss!" Said the official, evidently glad that Anzu was polite, "Just down that hallway, and to the left!"
Five minutes later, Anzu got off the phone to her parents. Long conversations were not a common occurance in the Mazaki household. They had simply given Anzu the name of their hotel, and instructed her to call a taxi and meet them there when she got out.
Anzu fumed.
Stupid parents she thought angrily always being so stupid!
really, Anzu said Aiko, walking next to Anzu, I know, they're terrible, but they're our parents, and we've always had to put up with them. You should concentrate on something else right now...
Anzu nodded and pulled out her wallet, walking towards the pharmacy in the quarantined area.She would get Seto out of the room if it was the last thing she did...Kaiba. she would get KAIBA out of the room.
Anzu walked into the room she shared with Kaiba, two coffee cups in hand, stuffing a bottle of laxatives back into her bag.
"Coffee Kaiba?" she asked with an enormous smile on her face.
This will be fun...
Seto narrowed his eyes as Mazaki walked into the room, looking very chipper, holding two cups of coffee and her luggage.
"Coffe, Kaiba?" She asked with a ridiculously large grin on her face.
He was suspicious, but his need for caffeine overruled his paranoid nature.
He held out his hand and nodded his thanks.
She probably got me some girly frappe... He thought maliciously, but was surprised to see he was holding a short black. No sugar. No milk. Just pure coffee.
"How did you know I'd want black coffee, Mazaki?" He asked curiously.
"I guessed," She replied simply, shrugging, "You seem like the sort of guy who drinks Coffee for the Caffeine, not the taste."
Seto raised an eyebrow but didn't reply. In fact, she was completely right.
He took a sip of his coffee as Mazaki started to put her clothes away.
He wondered if she had called her parents yet.
I wonder what her parents are like... said Mokuba, also watching Anzu pack away her stuff.
Seto just shrugged and turned back to his computer, sipping his coffee...He sould see Mazaki's reflection in his laptop's blank monitor...which wasn't helping his concentration at all. He'd probably have to wait until Mazaki was asleep or gone until he could actually get any work done.
She reached up to the top of the cupboard, showing ample amounts of skin on her lower back area.
Seto's stomach flopped around a bit.
Oh, God, please don't tell me I'm getting feelings for Mazaki! He thought with an inward groan...
His stomach flipped around some more.
Seto put his hand to the protesting organ. (a/n uhh, I am talking about his stomach...) and groaned, out loud this time.
What's wrong with me? he thought Must have been that airline food
He got up and walked into the bathroom, slamming the door.
Anzu grinned as Kaiba made an awful, loud, groaning noise and grabbed his stomach. Not long after, he ran into the bathroom and slammed the door, hard.
She slipped up to the desk quickly and pulled some tools and replacement parts from Kaiba's tool box.
After ten minutes of fiddling with the laptop and ripping out wires, Anzu put everything back in its place, turned on the computer, made the desktop wallpaper a giant smiley face, and finally placed a bottle of health pills next to the laptop on the desk. (a/n no idea about what sort of pills these would be, 'cos allI know is they help with ahh...digestion problems...)
A few minutes later, Kaiba left the bathroom, and Anzu steeled herself for the yelling she was sure was coming.
She saw Kaiba look from the fixed, grinning laptop on the desk, to the pills, to the coffee cup that sat cold behind the pills and finally to Anzu and realisation started to dawn...
To Anzu's surprise...Kaiba began to laugh...
She sat up on her bed, staring at Kaiba. He never laughed, unless it was maniacal...yet here he was, laughing at Anzu's little escapade, laughing, even though he had been slightly humiliated, just laughing, so much he had to sit down.
Anzu couldn't help it. She started to laugh too.
She laughed at the incredulity of it all. It was unbelievable. She had made a fool out of Kaiba and he was laughing!
They both sat there, shaking with hysterical laughter until they were both clutching their sides and grinning at each other.
"I can't believe it...You're not mad?" Anzu asked once they had both recovered and Kaiba had taken his pills.
"I'm impressed, really, Mazaki, I didn't know you had it in you," he replied, "That was actually a very well executed plan. Of course, I will be seeking revenge."
Anzu grinned, "Bring it on."
OK, OK, I know. wierd, right? Seto laighing at what Anzu did? But i thought...well, i don't know what i thought actually.
Doesn't mean they don't still hate each other...he just respects Anzu a little more...
speaking of hate and respect, please review!