A/n okay now it's time for chappy 2! Now I think in this chapter you'll find out why the fanfic's called Helga Hufflepuff and the hipster-jeans. Now please be patient with me and my randomness… Now for disclaimer!
Disclaimer: If you read in chappy 1… We (my friend and I) do NOT own HP (Well not yet anyway! MWAHAHAHA!) So go away lawyers that want to do us harm!
Authored by me: hp-Lover-4-Ever and co. authored by Lady of the Frozen Black Flame (LOTFBF for short)
Fred: (falls)
George: (falls and lands on Fred)
Ginny: (falls and land on George)
Ron:(falling…) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Falls and lands on Ginny) Ooohhh… dog pile on yay!
Fred, George and Ginny: -groans-
Fred: Ron, how heavy do you want to be?
Ron: I like dog piles!
Ginny: (getting sandwiched between George and Ron) that's easy for you to say!
Fred: (Is now mince under all the weight on him) Where's Harry and Hermione they should be here by now!
Harry: (comes falling and lands on the "dog" pile.
Fred: -groans- I shouldn't have asked!
Hermione: (Comes falling down)
Everyone: (Wait with anticipation, expecting her to fall on them)
LOTFBF: Why don't they just get up? (Looks at hp-Lover-4-Ever) You didn't!
Hp-Lover-4-Ever: (Evil grin) Oh yes I did!
LOTFBF: You changed to script!
Hp-Lover-4-Ever: Uhuh!
LOTFBF: But… Why? (Though she thought she had a good idea of what she was going to say)
Hp-Lover-4-Ever: (In a mock voice) To have a laugh! Happy!
(A/n if you go back to chappy one LOTFBF says those exact same words)
LOTFBF: (Confused) How did you remember everything I said?
Hp-Lover-4-Ever: I didn't I checked to script.
LOTFBF: That makes sense!
Hp-Lover-4-Ever: Hey are you saying I'm forgetful!
LOTFBF: Let's JUST say YOU'RE a little like Neville.
Neville: (Magically appears) Hey!
Authoresses: Well it's the truth! Anyway let's get back to our fanfic.
Hermione who had been frozen in mid-air though this, and all characters frozen (like in movies when you put on the pause button) Finally fell to the ground but not on top everyone as they had expected. She landed gracefully on the ground.
Ron: How did SHE do that!
Hermione: Well UNLIKE you Ronald… I have enough grace to land upright… (Pauses for a second thinking)… and also I'm wearing comftable high heals (flashes high heals, that LOOK EXTEMELY comftable –for high heals that is-)
Ginny: That explains it.
Harry: Anyway where in the hell are we!
Hermione: (Looks around) Umm… I think I can guess…
Everyone: Where?
Hermione: Umm… I think we've gone into the time of the 4 founders…
Ron: (panicky) What 4 founders!
Hermione: (Sarcastically) Who do you think the 4 founders of The Blue Mountains? (A/n place in Australia sorry for people who don't know.) No you kindergarten reject the 4 founders of Hogwarts!
Harry: How would you know?
Hermione: Are you ever going to read Hogwarts: a history!
Ron: Like we have said sooooooo many times before! We don't need to! We have a walking around Hogwarts: a history right here!
Harry: How do you know, Hermione?
Hermione: Because it's just like how they described it!
They were in apparently the same room as the one they had just come from through the pensive, and the said pensive was prompt up… but the room wasn't dusty and unused. It was the exact opposite.
The room was colourful and contained a pile of cushions and almost too much pink.
Ron: (looks around the room) AAAAAAH Hermione this isn't the 4 Founders of Hogwarts it's Umbridges office! (Ron curls up into the fetal position muttering things under his breath like "Die Umbridge die!" and "Everywhere I turn she's there" for Ron still could not get over the time Umbridge molested him in a Pink and cushiony room like this.)
Hermione: (shakes head) Ron if you where in Umbridges room it would have all those revolting pictures of kittens not pictures of The 4 Founders!
Ron: (looks around again) ohhhhhh yeah!
Hermione: By the looks of things this must be Helga Hufflepuffs office.
A/N ok I'm going to stop here because I want you to try and guess what this is about… So come on read and review. I want to see nice big reviews before I do the next chapter.