The Mistress of Chaos (and Destruction) is back. Well my darlings, I've branched out away from the world of Harry Potter, let's see if I shall stay and play.
A/N: This idea has been swirling around my brain for several months. I finally decided to get it out to make way for more plot bunnies. I wrote this in 20 minutes so whether it's any good is for you to decide or not.
A/N the second: Where's Inuyasha you ask? Oh he's off with Kikyo.
Disclaimer: Wait, let me get this straight. You thought I owned the world of Inuyasha. Can I have some of whatever you were smoking at the time of this conclusion.
The group of shard hunters sat around the fire, relaxing after a hard trek through the forest.
"Kagome, where's my pocky?" Kagome looked towards the sound of the voice only to discover Shippo, or rather his tail, sticking out of her backpack. Kagome laughed as she pulled the kit from her yellow monstrosity of a bag.
"We'll find it Shippo don't worry." Kagome began removing things from her bag in the quest for pocky. Miroku, who finally regained consciousness from Sango's last boomerang bash, noticed a strange plant among the possessions Kagome had placed on the ground.
"Kagome-sama, what is this plant I have never seen it's like before?"
Kagome glanced up after finally finding the pocky, how it had gotten stuck in between her textbooks she had no idea. Kagome smirked at the clueless monk.
"It's funny you should ask Miroku, that plant is something I believe you would find of great value. It guarantees you success with women."
Upon hearing this a rather elated houshi swaggered over to Sango and pulled her into his arms. Sango panicked when she saw Miroku's lips a scant few inches from hers. Turning absolutely red in fury she slapped the poor monk twice before storming off into the woods.
Kagome tried her hardest not to laugh but couldn't contain herself. Miroku shot her a wounded glare.
"Kagome-sama you lied to me!"
"No I didn't Miroku. You just didn't use the right approach, come here."
Miroku cautiously approached Kagome, after all his ego had just taken a rather large beating.
"Now lift the plant above your head."
Miroku did so and waited. "Kagome are you sure about this, nothing's hap" Miroku's thoughts ground to a halt as he felt Kagome's lips upon his own. Miroku came out of his daze to notice Kagome smiling at him. He looked on in confusion as she removed a berry from the plant and gave it to him.
Kagome gave the monk a bright smile tinged with a bit of mischief. "Aren't you glad I introduced you to mistletoe?"
El fin
A/N: Yes I know it's not Christmas time so why would I be thinking about mistletoe. You can't expect my brain to write holiday material only during the holiday itself. That smacks of order and I am dubbed Mistress of Chaos for a reason. Now make my day and review.
Oh yes, for a sinfully delicious treat. Make some dark chocolate fondue add in Amaretto, then dip a brownie in the fondue. You will moan in delight. This is not random folks, I was at the Melting Pot last weekend and this was my dessert course, twas wickedly sinful.
Legessa
Creator of chaos and destruction since 1982