Philosophy of Spog
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Disclaimer- surprisingly not J.K Rowling. Wait yes I am MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA…..HA that'll teach them. I LIKE PIE!
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And so it begins
"POTTER!" screamed Lily! "Get back here!"
"What did you do this time Prongs?" Sirius asked James in a whisper.
"I don't know Padfoot" Replied James "but I am gonna find out."
"Yes my Lily flower?"
"Don't call me that! Why did you do it?"
"That depends, what was it I did this time? "
"You" she started as she took a step towards him, emerald eyes flashing "sabotaged my Transfiguration homework, I have enough trouble in that class without YOU screwing it up for me!" at this point everyone cleared out the common room, knowing that the fireworks were yet to come. It wasn't like she was a mean person, not at all. Its just her temper was as fiery as her ruby hair.
"Lily flower I haven't touched your homework" said James, ruffling his already messy hair which just seemed to infuriate her more. why does he do that? He always just has to be sooo cool (did everyone note the sarcasm?) he was confused, because he honestly didn't do anything (this time). He heard Sirius clear his throat behind him "What did you do Padfoot?"
"Nothing I swear! Ok maybe just a spell to turn all the writing into pig-Latin"
James groaned. Lily continued to rant with James constantly tried to explain that it was Sirius. After a few minutes Sabrina (Lily's best friend) came down from the dorms blocking her ears "LILY STOP YELLING!" and since Sabrina was a loud person even when not shouting the yelling stopped. "Now James, what happened?"
"Lily thinks I wrecked her homework"
"IT'S ALL IN GIBBERISH!"
"Lils my darling STOP YELLING! Anything more you want to add James?"
"Sirius used a spell to make it all in pig Latin" at this Sabrina snorted discreetly (yeah right, although I suppose it is better than hysterics)
"Oi! Is there a reversal spell Sirius?" she asked the man with black hair and grey eyes who was trying to sneak out. This was such a Sirius thing to do; both he and James were the heartthrobs of the school (too bad they knew it hey) buff bods all around! Their friends Remus aka Moony (also buff) and Peter aka Wormtail (unlike all the others, short with watery eyes) made up the rest of the Marauders, a group who have dedicated themselves to pranking the rest of the school (especially Slytherins or more specifically Severus Snape aka Snivellus) Sirius and James were the ringleaders, James is the Quidditch Captain and Head Boy (or the jock, yet unfairly still getting the highest grade in the year.) Sirius is the effortlessly cool one (sexy beast and again unfairly smart) Remus is the smart studious one (or the werewolf) and Wormtail is the … traitor? (Not quite yet, we will stick with pity friend).
Lily Evans is our fiery redhead our most esteemed Head Girl, too smart for her own good and studies hard to get her top grades (unlike James). As mentioned before Sabrina Destiny is her best friend with brown CURLY hair, unlike Lily (am I the only one that noticed that everyone always seems to have straight hair) loud, friendly and actually friends with the Marauders, go her sense of humour!
Now back to the situation at hand "SIRIUS! Is there a reversal spell or not?"
"Ummmm not that I know of…"
"Damn! Jamsie are you going to help our wonderful Lily here redo her homework?"
"What are you doing" Lily said in a harsh whisper pulling Sabrina aside "what do you think you're playing at?"
"Lily darling just because you are blind to the fact that Jamsie over there loves you…"
"No he doesn't!"
"Riiiight (again see the sarcasm) minus the fact he is always staring at you, seriously take into account the smile on his face now..." indeed James was smiling, actually he looked like a fool his grin was so big. "And before you go into how much you hate him think about how much he has changed this year. Now he is ALMOST a normal person! But then again who wants to be normal, certainly not I!" This was said as Lily was opening her mouth to say something. "Lily you know what the right thing to do is."
"I know I know it's just …ARGH! He is so infuriating though!"
"Lily."
"Fine!" Lily let out a frustrated scream and stomped over to where Sirius and James were still standing "Can I please speak with you for a minute James?" she said through gritted teeth.
"Of course my Lily flower"
"Not helping" Sabrina mouthed to James.
(Note these next conversations are being held at the same time)
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"Umm… well… since this is our last year and I'm Head Girl and you're Head Boy and you don't seem to be…. A complete prat I was wondering if you would like to call a truce." Lily stuttered
"I have a better idea. Why don't you and I try to be friends?" Replied James (with that stupid grin still on his face) "it seems to work well enough for you and Remus" Lily growled.
"But that's REMUS! He's….well Remus and you're…." Lily trailed off. "FINE" she gave in. they shook hands and the smile on James's face got bigger (we didn't think that was possible did we) and looked like it might never leave she is willing to be friends with me! YAY!. Lily started to walk away. what have I gotten into? And why was I mad in the first place? Oh wait a second... "Umm James?"
"Yes Lily flower?"
"Will you please help me with my transfiguration homework? Please?" she said while giving her best puppy dog eyes possible.
"You know Sirius does that the best."
"What?"
"The puppy dog eyes."
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"Pfft you know they are gonna get together"
"I know it's so obvious"
"Lily just has to realise how much she cares for him. We already know that he cares for her."
"No dah. He never shuts up about her "Lily is the best" "Lily is so pretty" blah blah blah."
"Well at the wedding I will be maid of honour and you can be best man."
"Deal!"
"So any more pranks I should know about happening soon?"
"Nope, it's terrible! Ever since James became Head Boy he turned boring on us! So any ideas would be appreciated thank you."
Sabrina thought about this "Hmmm how about you make everyone do the chicken dance!"
"Chicken dance?"
"You know "quack quack quack quack, flap flap flap flap, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, clap clap clap clap" while doing the actions. (Go the chicken dance!) Now some people might be embarrassed by doing the chicken dance but not especially weird ones such as Sabrina.
"That is awesome! And we can get… umm the plates and stuff to sing! Its brilliance I say! Sheer brilliance! Of course there will be details to work out… but that's what Remus is for!"
"Well I am glad you are happy! Now I have to deal with the problem at hand…"
"Problem?"
"Chocolate cravings and no chocolate." Sabrina groaned "man this bites."
"Well that I can fix" Sirius grinned.
"How?"
"It's a surprise!" and disappeared into the boys dorms.
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Princess of Clubs