Philosophy of Spog
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Disclaimer- surprisingly not J.K Rowling. Wait yes I am MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA…..HA that'll teach them. I LIKE PIE!
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"Well I am glad you are happy! Now I have to deal with the problem at hand…"
"Problem?"
"Chocolate cravings and no chocolate." Sabrina groaned "man this bites."
"Well that I can fix" Sirius grinned.
"How?"
"It's a surprise!" and disappeared into the boys dorms.
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Meanwhile Lily and James had started talking while trying to fix the sabotaged homework. (Hehehe Pig Latin) "What are you doing in the Christmas holidays?" asked Lily idly while still trying to figure out what her work said (apparently she was never taught pig Latin, shame it's such a valuable skill in life).
"Nothing. Sirius will be staying with us as per usual and I am pretty sure Remus is coming as well."
"What does Peter do?"
"His parents won't let him come over so he stays at home and does… actually I have no idea."
"He always seems to be such a tag along though."
"He is our friend, for reasons unbeknown to most."
Lily looked at her watch then glanced over at Sabrina who was now standing by herself. "Hmmm I wonder what she is gonna do."
"Huh?"
"Well since this is Sabrina and it is now 10:56 I would say the chocolate cravings have started and she already ate the last of the honeydukes."
"And how do you know this?"
"Hmmm she does the same thing every Thursday night at quarter to 11, weird predictable Sabrina" well this is weird; I am actually getting along with him….damn it! I hate it when Sabrina's right
"Ok…." I cannot believe she is actually talking to me. Me! Ok ok calm down clam down be cool. James ran his fingers through his hair.
damn his stupid habit! IT'S NOT COOL! "James why do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"The stupid hair thing!" said Lily, the frustration creeping into her voice.
"Oh sorry, nervous habit." (Ooooo nice save by James) ok…it's still not cool though (Lily's thought) James shot her grin number 6 (the heart-warming reassuring one) Lily felt her breath skip. no no no this CANNOT be happening
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"This my dear is one of the keys of our great success" Sirius exclaimed while holding out a piece of parchment.
"Spare parchment?"
"Pffft. Spare parchment indeed! "I solemnly swear I am up to no good"" and the map started appearing.
"Oh My God! "The Marauders Map" wait a second…you guys made this?" Sabrina exclaimed while examining the map.
"Yup" replied Sirius.
"Took us so long" added Remus coming down the stairs, Peter followed closely behind.
"The guys are coming with us." Said Sirius "as much as I would like to have you to myself."
"Coming? Where are we going?"
"To the kitchens! Where else? I mean we could go to Hogsmeade but that would take too long…"
"Why?"
"Because the secret passages take too long."
"But how did you learn about the secret passages?"
"My dear we are Marauders, we can do whatever we want!"
"B-b-b-but…"
"Just watch out for teachers on the Map"
"B-b-b-but…"
"Guys I think we should go before her brain gives up…" Remus murmured.
"Too right Moony. Off we go!"
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"We could lock them in a tower."
"We could lock them in the dungeons."
"We could handcuff them together."
"Oooo pink fluffy handcuffs!"
"Of course."
"Or we could leave them to work it out for themselves" chimed in Remus.
The others exchanged a look "but that's no fun!" they called in unison.
"Moony why do you always insist on spoiling our fun?"
"It gives me such great pleasure though."
"Peter what is that you're eating?"
"Peanut butter and cheese, want some?"
"No thanks mate, I'll stick with chocolate"
"What's with the chocolate cravings anyway?" asked Sirius.
"No idea whatsoever. Every Thursday I get chocolate cravings at quarter to 11."
"You even have a specific time!" Peter was incredulous.
"Mhmm what is that strange?"
"Not at all" cough freak cough. Sabrina just smiled sweetly; she knew about Remus's condition, she wasn't the only 'Freak' here. "But you guys love me anyways don't you?"
"Of course."
"No doubt about it."
"Absolutely." (Awww look at the cuties)
"Wait a second how come we didn't know about this before then?" Peter was still confused "we have been friends for how many years and I never noticed before."
"Because normally I have chocolate put away… or Lily does for me." Sabrina looked sheepish "but I ate the last of the Honeydukes last time…hehe…"
"I knew." Remus decided to put in. (go Remus!) "I have watched you frantically search before, how much was it that third year ripped you off last time you ran out?"
"Some ridiculous amount but I NEEDED it!"
"Right…" Sirius winked. "Next time I will take you take you to Honeydukes, I promise."
"YAY!"
"Please stop the loudness" Peter whimpered (pathetic rat lol).
"Fine Peter, who are you taking to the ball?"
"Andrea Phoot, in 4th year"
"Hehe Phoot.
"How about you Remus?"
"Emma, but just as friends."
"Riiiight" was said in unison as they all rolled their eyes.
"Who are you taking Padfoot?"
"Heather Monty."
"From Hufflepuff?"
"Yeah." Sabina's face fell; she quickly put a fake smile to cover up her disappointment. "What about you Sabrina?"
"Nobody."
"Why not?" Sirius asked.
"Nobody asked me…"
"I think people are scared of you." Peter put in.
"But that's not right, you're the best!" Sirius was outraged, how could people do this to her! She was so individual and she was always happy! She rocked!
"Riiiight." Was Sabrina's reply. "It's no big deal"
"She is right, there's still over a week to go, plus going stag is soooo in fashion right now" at this Sabrina laughed
"Whatever, its all good mate!"
Sirius decided a change of subject was in order "so what do you think our chances against Ravenclaw are?"
"Well since James got that 3rd year as seeker our chances are fantastic as per usual, we rock! Go Gryffindor Go Gryffindor!" Sabrina started chanting while doing a dance.
"We will so blow them out of the water…"
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I love you all
Princess of Clubs