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Hermione gives Harry a diary. Harry didn't mean to actually write in it, but if he dosn't write in a while, it starts hurting him. A lot. In his... manhood.
Diary of The-Boy-Who-Lived
July 31. About 7 in the morning:
Aww. This crappy book started hitting me. If I don't write in it, it gets mad, and starts hitting me.. in a very sore spot. It hurts. It hurts so bad... Hermione send it to me. I can write that I hate it, but I can't can't write in it... Ow... My head kinda hurts.
But, I might as well write about my presents right?
(I'm asking a book, I'm glad it was kinda retorical. This is getting weird...) So, from Ginny I got a bunch of pictures of us and the gang. My favorite so far is one Colin took with us next to the lake. It's me sitting up against a tree, and Ginny leaning on me, Ron sitting on the grass right beside her, and Hermine on Ron's lap. In a strickty platonic way of course. If you ask them at least.
Then this book,a sweater and cookies(I am so not sharing) from Mrs. Weasley, some gadgets from Fred and George, and a glove from Lupin though he didn't explain how to use it. And a couple more, that was less interesting
Hm, then from Ron was a bunch of frogs, and loads of fireworks. Most likely gottten them cheap from Fred and George. With the presents came a note that said:
Be prepared, will pick you up, you can side-apparate with one of us. Ginny really wants to, though she tries to hide it.
Oh, yeah! Maybe I should mention that since I didn't come to Hogwarts last year, with defeating Voldemort and all, Hermione, Rona me and Ginny are all in the same year. That would be the 7.th year, so Ginny's now leagal. Not that I am implying anything! -I'll just... go now...
Same day, but about 14.35.
Ron and Ginny came, to my room on privet drive. Hermione wanted to come, but they didn't explain why she wasn't there, weird but I'll live.
We said hi, there was an awkward silence, and Ron smirked at me looking from me to Gin, while Ginny just looked down. Finally Ron said something about that I should side-apparate with Gin, since he didn't feel so well. (Yeah right, I bet Hermione had something to do with this.)
We apparated to this new place that I've never seen before. Ginny wispered to my ear that it was McGonnagals home. God I like it when she wispers... sends quivers down my spine. Must-Not-Drool-While-Shes-Looking... Remember... Arrrh. When we came in Mrs. Weasley greeted us, and nearly chrushed me to death. I feel sick. Shoulden't have eaten all those cookies, just becuse I didn't want to share. I'm a bit greedy I think...
I'll go... Ginny said she'd show me something. Is it bad of me to hope she'll show me, that she's in a swinsuit calendar, and wants my approval? Gawd. I am so bad.
19.45
Nope. I guess the worlds is against me. I am just not that lucky. She didn't show me herself in knickers. Nope.
But she did show me the love-note Ron wrote to Hermione. It was sooo gross!. From my point of view anyway. It was a bit like this:
Everytime you're near I can't think straight (Ohhh, thats why)
I am in total and complete love with you. Be mine, forever! (The cookies are comming up again)
Forever Ron, I sencirly hope you'll like me back, just a little?
Sweet but weird, Ron allways said that he liked her, and that he didn't think 'that' way about her. Yeah right. Anyway,Ron'll send it with Hedwig tonight. Right before we allmysteriously go to bed at thesame time. Man... Of course, Ron didn't know I saw the note. Just Ginny being... well a hottie, nut still, being Ginny.
Wait She's comming over! Fuuuck... she can't know, I'm writing a diary... BYE!
-I'll tell how it went tomorrow or something, (DON'T HURT ME!)