It was asked for long ago, and now, I finally give it to you. Revenge of the Uke Part 2. Featuring none other than our lovely Iruka and Raidoh, and their quick conversation on Kakashi's 'situation'. For the readers!
Revenge of the Uke, Part 2
Iruka was a good shinobi, there was no denying that tid-bit of information. He was also very loved and appreciated in the village as both a person and an exceptional ninja. Therefore, when Iruka-sensei was worried, angry, scared, or sad, his friends and students were as well.
Raidoh frowned as Iruka nearly ran him over in the hallway, just barely dodging a haphazard shoulder. "In a hurry?" he snorted, Iruka turning to glance at him imploringly.
"Kind of. I can't find Kakashi anywhere and lunch is almost over. I need- I need to talk to him!" A mixture of feelings spasmed over his face in less than four seconds, making Raidoh's premature boredom morph to instant interest.
"Oh? Something bad happen?"
The chuunin hesitated just long enough to create another spark of curiosity in his superior. "Not really, no. I mean, not bad per se, but, I'm kind of worried about him." he whispered, eyes shifting from side to side in cautious avoidance of meeting eyes.
"Hmm… wanna tell me about it?" Raidoh pushed open an empty classroom door and motioned him in. "I will find Kakashi for you afterwards if you like."
This sold Iruka and he accepted the offer, stepping into the class and sitting down on a desk absently. Raidoh sat opposite the flustered teacher and crossed his arms over his chest, head tilting back a bit to almost imitate his boyfriend's stance, save he lacked Genma's ever dancing senbon.
"Trouble last night with the great Sharingan-Kakashi?" he offered as a starting point, trying to ease the conversation.
Suddenly though, Iruka let out a wry smile, his shoulders relaxing a bit. The wry smile had been unexpected, making Raidoh drop his inquisitive angle and stare forwardly. Iruka glanced around the room as if locating any hidden spies. "He got in a bit of trouble."
"Oh yeah? What'd he do?" The hesitance was now on Raidoh's side. There was something to be feared in Iruka-sensei's newly adopted smile.
"I trust you enough Raidoh, but you can't tell anyone else okay? You promise? I don't know what Kakashi would do." he entreated persuasively.
Raidoh nodded dumbly, leaning forward as if to listen to a special secret suddenly.
"I'd had a bad day yesterday, real bad. I didn't mind Kakashi trying to take my mind of off everything… didn't mind him dragging me out of my bath to molest me and whatnot… but then he tied my wrist to the bed post and I just snapped." At this point his cheeks turned red and his gaze fell to the corner of the desk Raidoh was sitting on. "I wrestled him to the bottom and… well… I made him uke last night." He said in such a low voice, that when the initial shock had ebbed Raidoh's booming laughter made Iruka jolt in surprise.
"No WAY!"
Iruka could only blush and stammer, "I mean- he let me after a bit- and I'd just- I didn't mean to be so angry with him about it- I don't know what came over me." he leaned forward and tried to silence Raidoh's booming laughter. "Shhh… come on, you can't tell anyone though, I don't want him to be upset about it. He was submissive enough last night that I don't want to rub it in his face." he insisted of his newfound close friend and mutual uke.
Raidoh by now was wiping away tears of mirth and trying to stifle further laughter. "I promise, I promise…" he waved a dismissive hand at Iruka's pleading eyes. "Aaah… you crack me up, Iruka." he grinned, roughly slamming a hand down on the chuunin's shoulder with a congratulatory smile. "I think you and I should talk more. You make my day whenever we have a sit down." he giggled ridiculously, imagining a surprised Kakashi as he was gracefully ravished by his uke.
"Raidoh…" Iruka rolled his eyes. "Anyway… I wanted to check on him at lunch, but I can't find him anywhere. I'm worried about it. First time is always the worst and all. He hasn't even gone to give his cell an assignment today." he partly moaned, rubbing his face in a slight exhaustion before looking up at Raidoh fervently. "Would you find him for me? And ask him if he'd like to go to the bathhouse after I get off work?"
He nodded, slightly rolling his eyes but agreeing none the less. "You really think he needs to go to the bathhouse, just because he was bottom?" Raidoh deplored, eyebrow twitching.
Iruka smiled warmly, "Maybe it will make him think about what he does for me next time, ne? He might feel obligated to take me somewhere to relax."
His comrade considered this a moment. "That is an ingenious plan, Sensei. You are more wily then you let on, aren't you?"
The wry grin returned, "Catching on, Raidoh?"
"You're an evil one, you are."
"Very."
"Keh…- Sure." Raidoh finally declared happily. "I'll hunt him down for you. So. You want me to ask him if he wants to go to the bathhouse? Is that it?" he made sure, glancing at the clock to check their time.
"Ask him how he is doing and everything… If he seems put out at all, could you send him here? Or maybe come get me? I don't want him to be upset about all this." Iruka looked fretfully annoyed over that matter, but his eyes were compassionate.
"Iruka, he's probably just hurtin' in some corner, nursing back a beer and contemplating."
Iruka smiled sheepishly, "You're right. But it's not often that that lazy jounin gets knocked off his pedestal. Probably bruised his ego a bit."
Raidoh grinned lecherously, "And if not his ego, than his ass."
They laughed together, a laughter that could only truly be shared by two ukes of the same nature. Finally, the bell rang, slowly silencing their mirthful laughter into giddy sniggers.
"Well, I have to find Genma, too. He was planning something about stealing Tsunade's underwear or her desk or something stupid like that… I can't remember. I figure I better stop him before he gets help… I bet I'll find him with Kakashi now that I think about it." he mused, eyes narrowing at nothing in particular.
Iruka looked a bit flustered at that, "Her underwear or her desk? Why would he want to steal either of those?"
The scarred man shrugged and stood up, "Beats me. I think it was a bet of some sort. I dunno… But I can see your little leeches starting to crawl into the classroom so you better head off. I'll find him for you, don't worry." he patted Iruka on the back with a hard thump before opening the door for them. "Let's have lunch sometime. You make me laugh."
Iruka chuckled, eyebrows raising in a slight confusion nonetheless. "Uh, kay. We should have lunch sometime. Kakashi and Genma always have lunch together, why can't we, right?" he beamed happily, the childlike purity in his expression making Raidoh shiver.
"You are so evil under all that innocence, aren't you?" he accused, pointing a damning finger at the other man.
Iruka only smiled brighter. "What would make you say that, Raidoh-san?" he grinned wryly. "I better go. My little ones are getting a pop-quiz today." he waved before swinging down another hallway.
Raidoh watched the empty space for a moment, then journeyed off in the opposite direction, suppressing a chilling feeling in his spine. "Crazy bastard… he makes me laugh though."
You know you giggled. Come ooon. You giggled a little bit, didn't you?
-Aia