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Disclaimer: Oh yes I'm J.K Rowling. I am a multi millionaire. I am the genius who created Harry Potter….I wish. I own nothing. NOTHING I SAY! breaks down into hysterical tears

Apparently my author notes at random points in the story are irritating. Please tell me if you agree with this or not. Of course I will just ignore them but it is always nice to know lol.

BusBuddies Thank you for the Luna thing, that was a mistake but as for the rest, MEH. That means I appreciate your opinion but if you don't like the story or the way it is written just don't read it. You no likee, you no readee. (a quote from Lauren)

"Was the cold water really entirely necessary?"

"Yes, yes it was." Sirius growled.

"I will get my revenge Prongs my GOOD friend."

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After arriving back in the common room after showering, getting dressed and such (also locating missing homework) they headed to transfiguration, except for Peter who did... something. He didn't make NEWT level transfiguration. (Leave me alone, apparently it takes them a long time to do things and we all know Peter is hopeless.) "Thank you again James for helping fix my homework although I will have to get Sirius back, vengeance will me mine!"

"Its all good Lily flower, I am just so glad you could lower yourself to even consider being friends with me." This line was delivered with dazzling smile number 3. (Flattery will get you everywhere). "And I would be more then happy to help you get Sirius… any ideas?"

"Just one…" Lily started whispering her plan to James.

It was transfiguration and Sabrina had done the assignment and Lily had…well given it a go. It had changed! Just not into a bird (I don't care which one!) instead she had a teddy bear that was trying to kill her and Sabrina. In the midst of hiding under the table from her killer teddy Sabrina decided to have a chat to Lily "you and Jamsie dear were getting very close before" nudge nudge wink wink Lily felt a blush beginning to rise I didn't do anything! Stop blushing now! Dammit! "Nothing! I was just plotting revenge on Sirius."

"Yeah right mate, tell that to the tomato coloured face."

"Really I pinky swear!"

"Hmm since you wouldn't break a pinky promise perhaps you are telling the truth, perhaps you WANTED something to happen!"

"HAHA good one! Just because he isn't as bad as he used to be…" the conversation was put on halt due to the male in question materializing under the desk "do you ladies require some assistance?"

"If you would be so kind, good Sir." Was Lily's reply. (All of this being rather ridiculous because they were hiding from a Teddy Bear) James helped the two up and while he was fixing the teddy (whom Sabrina had christened George) and teaching Lily how to do the spell properly Sabrina went to see Sirius and Remus (who along with James completed their work within the first 10 minutes) "Look at the lovebirds! And I don't mean the actual birds perched on the chandelier."

"I know! When will they get together already?"

Remus snickered "They're not the only ones."

"I'm not following, who are you talking about Remus?"

"Please elaborate Moony."

Remus smirked. "I'm sure you will figure it out, eventually." He said as he walked away (to see his GIRLFRIEND! snorts don't tell him I told you…)

"What's up with that?"

"No idea. So what are you doing in the holidays?"

"Staying here, mum wanted to go to Paris with her new boyfriend. So what do you have planned for the holidays Siri?"

"Nothing, just staying with James again." Sabrina knew about Sirius's family so didn't push the matter. She started petting Sirius parrot who was saying phrases like "Sirius is a sexy beast." And "I wish I was like Sirius."

"You know it's not fair."

"What?"

"That you three are so bloody good at everything."

"I know but your… sparrow is…pretty?"

"Riiiight, nice try mate. You have a parrot that sings your praises!"

"Come on Sab, stop fishing for compliments." And with that Sirius whispered something to the parrot. "Sabrina is the best" the parrot squawked. "Awww thank you Sirius."

"It only speaks the truth, especially about me." The parrot was still going "everybody wishes they looked as good as Sirius" "He is the coolest of the cool."

"His name is Bob."

"Why?"

"Because the bird is cool and Bob is the best name ever, well tied with Fred anyway."

"But he's my bird!"

"Do you disagree with the name?"

"Not at all!"

"B-b-b-but…" Sirius grinned

"Yes my dear?"

"Never mind." (You would think Sabrina is stupid but she isn't) "So what do we have next?"

"After lunch is Care of Magical Creatures. Then tonight you and I have astronomy."

"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."

"Deep, very deep" Sabrina went back to her seat to hear McGonagall give the homework then they were dismissed.

During lunch they sat at their usual table with only one difference, Lily was sitting next to James instead of as far away as possible (remember Sabrina has always been friends with them so it fits for the girls to sit with them) Sabrina and Sirius were still laughing at Lily's carnivorous teddy bear (George) and retelling the tale with much gusto for Peter who was almost wetting himself from laughing so hard. After launch Sirius, Sabrina, Remus and James Headed off to Care of Magical Creatures while Peter went to Divination and Lily headed to Arithmancy (you guys really need to ignore my bad spelling.) Now this was a class Sabrina truly excelled at (think Hermione like answers but a true love for the creatures.) "Now class." began Professor Kettleburn "today we will be continuing our study in griffins. Can anyone tell me why they are endangered?" Sabrina put up her hand.

"People hunt them because their feathers fly truer (they don't miss their target) and lies cannot be told around them." (The pen is blue!)

"Correct! 10 points to Gryffindor. Now where are they found?" the class continued. Sabrina was enthralled with the lesson, Remus was looking on with polite interest, James had a dopey expression on his face, (he was daydreaming about Lily) and Sirius kept staring at Sabrina, he couldn't help it! She just seemed to capture his attention and he couldn't understand why, lately he hadn't even gone on any real dates, those girls and his fan-club were just annoying him, it was getting ridiculous! He had only asked Heather to the ball because she wouldn't stop bugging him about it. And there was nothing he could do about it.

At the end of lessen they all went their respective ways. Remus went off to find Emma his friend…cough girlfriend cough. James and Sirius went to get ready for Quidditch practice while Sabrina headed to the lake where she had organised to meet Lily.

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Ok I take back what I said, I am happy in my bubble where everyone reads my story and absolutely loves it. Has the turkey gained control yet? If not could you please review? If you review I'll give you a Vegemite sandwich and a Tim Tam….