Oh yes I'm J.K Rowling. I am a multi millionaire. I am the genius who created Harry Potter….I wish. I own nothing. NOTHING I SAY! Or do I…MWAHAHAHAHAAA nope wait I own nothing.

themarauders4ever thanks umm I'm sure what you are saying is correct in literal translation but I use the Encarta dictionary on word and it says Touché- a word used to acknowledge that somebody has made an especially witty, penetrating, or cogent remark, usually in retaliation. I really love dictionaries. Hehe I have 3 in my room.

Well I was gonna update sooner because I got heaps of reviews but I didn't get one from lunakmerry who has reviewed for all previous chapters and I was inconsiderately waiting for one. So here is a slightly longer chapter for all the awesome people that reviewed.

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"You need sleep and here probably isn't the best place."

"Sure it is." Was her sleepy reply as she snuggled up to him further.

"You're not gonna move are you?"

"Nope." She was already closing her eyes. Sirius didn't actually mind, he was pretty happy there. He summoned a blanket and placed it over them, put his arm around her and fell asleep as well.

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The next morning Sirius woke up to find Sabrina was still snuggled up against him but she was laughing silently. He looked at her quizzically and she just pointed to his forehead. He got up and looked in the mirror. It took him a second to figure out what it said. "Jerking the gherkin?" he went back to the couch.

"What does that mean?" Sabrina whispered the meaning into his ear and he growled.

"Who did this!"

"I think that will have to wait till everyone wakes up." Sirius noticed that they were still the only ones in the common room.

"But then people will see me." Sabrina laughed.

"I know. Alternatively we could try to remove it. Who have you annoyed lately anyway?"

"Nobody just a couple of Slytherins, Snivellus and…oh no!"

"What?"

"LILY!"

"Oh yeah, man sucked in. Who knows what charm she used, bites to be you." Sirius tried all the reversal spells he knew, Sabrina just sat there laughing "jerking the gherkin!" she finally composed herself, only laughing every so often. "Should we research in the library?"

"Thank you!" Sirius looked relieved. "Hopefully we can fix it before everyone else wakes up." (Think about it, nobody is awake early on a Saturday.) They spent the next hour trying to remove the charm. They went back to the common room, to find Lily and James sitting there laughing. "Jerking the gherkin!" Lily gasped then started laughing again.

"When will I be able to remove it?"

"Midnight tonight."

"What!" Sirius was indignant. "I didn't do anything!"

"Except turn all my homework into PIG LATIN!"

"Oh yeah…"

"Midnight it will wear out. Guess you will have to go to Hogsmeade with it on. HA HA!"

"B-b-b-but."

"Hey that's my line!"

"You cant do this to me Lily, think of my reputation."

"Awww poor diddums. Surprisingly I DON'T CARE!" Lily was getting worked up again. Everyone else saw the warning signs for another tantrum so Sabrina offered to take her down to breakfast.

Sirius decided to take his plight to James. "Prongs my friend, how do I take this off?"

"Sorry Padfoot the lady is a master of charms."

"Yes but only YOU could have put in enough power required to stop ME."

"Too true my friend, but you see I promised Lily flower I would help her, not you."

"You are picking HER over ME!" (He seems to make a big deal out of people...)

"Padfoot. Lets face it…yes."

"MATE!"

"Consider yourself luck you didn't have a date for today."

"I know, I just got bored of Bonnie."

"How many is that already this month?"

"Only 3"

"Riiight tell the truth now."

"Fine, 4."

"Padfoot!" James admonished. "Normally they at least last a week, what's up?"

"I don't know, they are all the same shallow people."

"That has never bothered you before."

"I know, I don't understand it either."

"Want breakfast?"

"You know it!" was the reply James got. They headed down to the main hall, leaving Remus and Peter a cough nice cough present in their shoes (hehe Slime). When they got to the great hall it was still relatively empty but anyone who saw Sirius's head automatically started laughing or looked confused until someone whispered the meaning then they would start laughing too. Sabrina and Lily were still snickering when they arrived at the table. "Looks like you got lucky Sirius, Snape is nowhere to be seen, but Peter still has to talk to McGonagall."

"Dude I suppose I should really have gotten ready before coming down here" Sabrina mentioned after a few minutes. "I'll be back in a few." She left to have a shower and whatever else (I'm sure hearing about her brushing her teeth isn't that fascinating).

Meanwhile Snape had come into the great hall for breakfast. Lily nudged Sirius "heres your chance!"

"Do I have too?" Sirius pleaded.

"Yep." Remus put in, to tell the truth he found this whole situation rather amusing.

"But Sabrina isn't even here…"

"So what? A dare is a dare."

"You can't make me do this!"

"Are you saying you're a chicken?"

"WHAT! How dare you say that!"

"Not my fault your being a chicken" and with that James, Remus and Lily all started clucking, Peter was too busy laughing to bother doing anything. Sirius started growling again. He finally got up "I'll show you, I'll show all of you!" he walked over to where Snape was sitting. The rest of the hall watched silently, anything involving Sirius and Snape was guaranteed to be entertaining.

"What do you want Black?" Snape snarled.

"Just to tell you something."

"And what would that be blood traitor? Not that anything you have to say could be worthwhile anyway."

"I just wanted to mention how pretty you look today sweetums."

"I love the declaration on your forehead" butted in Sirius's evil cousin Bellatrix Black.

"Oh I know!" and with that Sirius bowed to everyone in the hall.

"Damn" Lily whispered to the rest of the marauders "he made Snape look like the fool."

"Yeah, but overall I would say Sirius is gonna look like the bigger fool for the rest of the day."

"Oh yeah…hehe I rule!"

Meanwhile Snape had stood up in his chair along with Sirius's evil cousin Bellatrix Black. Wands were out even though they were in the great hall and teachers could see. James come up behind Sirius and started pulling him back "you have said what you needed to just let it go." James whispered in Sirius's ear.

"Yeah your right" Sirius said to James. "Bye sweetie!" He called out to Snape and blew him a kiss as he walked off.

They could feel the Slytherins fuming as they walked off. They went to sit down again when everybody else burst into applause. I mean who doesn't appreciate a good morning show.

They just went back to their previous conversations. Now it was Peter's turn. He walked up to McGonagall and gave a little speech. He considered himself lucky, he only got one detention for impertinence (well really what did you expect). He walked back to the table where the rest of the group were laughing. They went on with both dares now completed. As they waited for Sabrina to turn up so they could head into Hogsmeade they finished eating their breakfast and continued talking.

As Sabrina was walking back down to the great hall she ran into a seventh year Hufflepuff (she had been walking backwards) who she knew from Care of Magical Creatures, his name was…John (yes that'll do) "sorry man."

"No problems, I wanted to find you anyway."

"Oh, why?"

"I was wondering if you would like to go to the ball with me."

Sabrina weighed up her options she could a) go by herself or b) go with a nice guy. Wow that was REALLY hard. "Sure I'd love to."

"Great! See you soon!" he said as Sabrina walked off, he had a massive dopey smile on his face, like the one James wore whenever Lily was even remotely friendly towards him (lets all poke fun at James again!).

When she got back to the great hall they all left for Hogsmeade. They told Sabrina about the completed dares.

"DAMMIT! As if you did it when I wasn't there!" she acted angry but everyone saw the laughter in her eyes, well everyone except Peter.

"We're sorry Sabs we thought you wouldn't mind; it was an excellent opportunity…" Peter started babbling.

"Dude, don't worry." Peter went on babbling about how they didn't mean anything by it. "Seriously man, it's ok"

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah it's all good mate. I think I might have gotten Sirius into more trouble then it is worth though, Snape and his 'friends' might come attack him now they actually have a reason too."

"Now that you don't have to worry about, he can take care of himself. He is a big boy now." At that she smirked and glanced at Sirius who had now gone on with his conversation with Remus.

It was then that Sabrina remembered about what had happened. "Hey guys, looks like I have a date for the ball after all." Something flickered over Sirius's face before he covered it up.

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Well fun! If you don't get the jerking the gherkin thing find an Australian slang dictionary or ask someone who has their mind in the gutter and knows a lot of terms. Or you could review and I MIGHT tell you. So review if the butterflies or banana trees haven't attacked you yet…I'll give you a beer, a meat pie and a lamington…