SABRINA IS MINE! Steal her and die!

Yeah other than that I own nothing, as much as I would love to be J.K Rowling and have more than $1.60 in my wallet.

SORRY! I am using year 12 as an excuse but I promise from now on I will make time to update again I am so sorry! I do love you all, especially those who review. You want me to update? Get my email or visit my space and harass me.

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"Snuffles!" even the great and all knowing Remus couldn't figure this one out.

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Peter was on his way to find his friends (or 'friends') when he came across Malfoy and Snape. As he walked past he heard a whispered voice "choose your side wisely little rat."

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"PADFOOT! Where are you!" James was franticly searching for his best man. Ha-ha yeah right he was franticly searching for his best FRIEND. "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"You rang?" said dear snuffles appearing out of nowhere. No he wasn't using the invisibility cloak he just had a talent for sneaking, maybe he should have been in Slytherin after all.

"She's gone!"

"She?"

"LILY FLOWER! She ran away."

"From you?"

"Yes."

"Since when is that a big deal?"

"Since I kissed her." Was James's reply as he drifted back to 'Lily land'.

"Oooooo….this could be bad." James snapped back to attention.

"Yes. Bad. Very bad."

"So what are you going to do about it?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" (As you can see James was being rather calm and laid back about all this)

"Why don't you go find her?"

"You have the map."

"Umm no I don't."

"Accio map!" James yelled. He then dived as professor Binns world map flew straight at his head. His language that followed would have made a sailor blush, therefore not really suitable to post in a story rated…whatever this is rated, I don't quite the weird American system.

"Chill mate."

"Besides the fact that I WILL NOT 'CHILL' you are sounding more like blabs every day."

"Whatever ACCIO marauders map!" the map came flying into his hand. "She's in the astronomy tower."

"Surprise, surprise." Sirius muttered to himself. Perhaps James was supposed to hear it but he'd already run off to find his Lily flower.

"Oh he is so gone."

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"Hey wolf boy!"

"SHHH someone might hear you."

"You always say that."

"It's ALWAYS true."

"And the amount of people who have come up to you saying 'Remus are you a werewolf?' is….what's the latest count again? Oh wait NONE"

"But someone might hear you."

"Nobody believes a word I say anyway."

"There is a first time for everything."

"No kidding! I remember the first time I saw a pig fly, man that was awesome, that's why I got Bella."

"Where'd you get her anyway?"

"A friend of a friend, flying pigs are not that easy to come by. Well not one with proper wings anyway. She is so much cooler than you're so called 'owl'."

"Hey! Pepper is very nice thank you."

"Yeah 'nice' nice isn't ridiculously cool like an actual flying pig."

"I'm sure we've done this before."

"We have, its just arguing is just so much fun!"

"Riiight where's lover boy?"

"Who? What ARE you talking about? The only love I know about is my desperate love of chocolate and pie."

"Sirius." Was Remus's reply as he rolled his eyes. Could she BE any more exasperating!

"Yes, yes I could."

"What are you talking about?"

"Yes I could b more exasperating."

"But- wait- how could you…?"

"Two words HA HA."

"I give up." And with that he walked away.

"Match point." Sabrina said while licking a finger and adding to her tally.

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"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"that can't be good for you."

Lily spun around "what are you doing here?"

"I need to talk to you."

"talk."

"I love you."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do."

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!"

"You are my Lily flower."

"Don't call me that" Lily said resignedly.

"You are my Lily flower; you are beautiful, brilliant and fiery. You chew on your quills when thinking, chocolate mousse is your favourite dessert."

"James-"

"You're a muggleborn and you work to get the highest mark to prove that people with non magic parents can do just as well."

"James-"

"Do I have to quote poetry to you? It is too good for me to have written it but it still works well"

"James-"

"The modest rose puts forth a thorn, the humble sheep a threatening horn. While the lily white shall in love delight, nor a thorn or threat stain her beauty bright."

Lily locked eyes with James and he saw the tears in her eyes "I can't do this." She whispered. (oh my dear Lord I am making myself sick remind me not to write this namby pamby rubbish in future.)

"Yes you can." As he kissed her. (well isn't that nice, never listening to Ray Charles and Frank while writing again.)

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"Mine."

"MINE."

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"I made it!"

"I called it!"

"Be quiet, some of us are trying to study!"

Sirius and Sabrina looked at him then each other "Study? What is this study you speak of?"

"Go away! Nobody wants you in this room."

"Why do you always spoil our fun Remus?"

"Because someone has too."

"But whyyyyyyy" was the whiney reply. "Sirius won't give me the map."

"It's my map!"

"But I called it! I wanna see what they're doing!"

"So do I!"

"Dorms?"

"Oh yeah, where else can you spy from?"

"Well-"

"Shut up! Rhetorical question. Lets go!"

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