A/N – Okay guys, school has started up again, so I may not update as much as I should. BUT I WILL TRY! OH HOW I WILL TRY! And the internet has been crappy, which is why it took me SO LONG to put Chapter 5 up.

…or was it Chapter 6?

Anyways, I'll get on with the Disclaimer now

Disclaimer – I, Cheesy the Cheeseball, do not own any Harry Potter characters. Nor do I own Lemo, Andy, Winston, Mince Sauce or Poopie McGee. Cheesy is mine, as she is me. I also own Turkled Picky Bears! OMG THEY ARE TEH BOMBAGE! Anyways, I'm done with the disclaimer.

…or am I? DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!

CHAPTER 7 – The Duel

It was currently 11:45pm at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Harry couldn't be any more nervous. He was nervous for two reasons. Firstly, because he was going to be sneaking out of the Common Room after curfew, and everybody knew that was against the rules. And secondly, he didn't know the first thing about dueling seeing as the only spell he knew was Reparo, which Hermione had used on the train to fix his glasses. Poopie couldn't be any happier. He was going to see Harry get beaten up. Since being at Hogwarts, Poopie had changed a lot. He saw things in a different perspective now. He thought that the Sorting Hat should have put him in Slytherin, just because he thought Draco was pretty cool. He also wondered what Draco's blood would taste like… a rich poof like that should have the sweetest tasting blood… Ron was currently pacing the Common Room, biting his fingernails nervously. He knew a lot of spells, but he was the worst wizard there was! Apart from Neville, that is. None of Ron's spells ever seemed to work, no matter how hard he tried.

Andy, Lemo and Cheesy were currently playing Exploding Snap, all laughing happily when the cards exploded. Next to Lemo was a weasel, which was named Winston, as Poopie had been told on the platform. Next to Andy was a lamb, which was Mince Sauce. And next to Cheesy was a pig, which Poopie didn't know the name to. So he decided to ask. "Cheesy?" he said. Cheesy looked up from her game in annoyance. But when she saw it was Poopie who had spoken, her facial features relaxed. "Sup, Poopie?" she asked.

"What's your pig's name?" Poopie asked. Cheesy looked pleased that he had asked. Lemo and Andy looked up from their card game to listen to Cheesy's story, which she had told over a hundred times already.

"Well Poopie, her name is Sparkles. How did she get that name, you ask?" Cheesy began.

"But I didn't ask…" Poopie said. Cheesy ignored him as though he hadn't spoken.

"Well, when Sparkles was just a wittle baby piggy, she was running through my room. Now, being me, I'm in love with sparkly things, so naturally, there were sparkles and glitter and crap like that around my room. Anyways, Sparkles was running through my room, and she tripped, and landed in the box of glitter that I had, making her all sparkly. So I called her Sparkles", Cheesy said.

Andy and Lemo started clapping as though that was the best story they had ever heard. Poopie raised whatever eyebrow it was that he had, and looked at Harry and Ron, who were standing up. "It's five to twelve, Poopie. You coming?" Harry asked. Poopie nodded. Like he'd miss a chance to see Harry get beaten up! Andy, Lemo and Cheesy followed the three boys towards the portrait hole, stopping because Hermione had jumped out of nowhere (Lemo and Andy suspected that she had been hiding behind a curtain) to tell them off. "You're not allowed out this late!" Hermione said.

"Shove off, Granger", Ron said.

"No! I'm not moving until you say that you're going to stay!"

"Well we're not going to stay! We have a duel to get to!"

Hermione gasped. "A duel? Ronald Weasley, you are a first year! Not to mention you completely suck when it comes to doing spells! And Harry! I expected more from you! Honestly! You're the Boy-Who-Lived!"

"No, I'm just the Boy-Who-Got-Attacked-And-Somehow-Over-Threw-Voldemort's-Power!" Harry said. "Now get out of the way before Cheesy, Lemo and Andy attack you!"

Cheesy, Lemo and Andy bared their teeth, all three girls growling. Hermione stared at them, before looking at Harry and Ron again.

"Well, I'm coming with you."

"WHAT! There's already six of us going! And if we get caught, we're gunna say that Lemo, Andy and Cheesy went to the toilet, saw someone from Slytherin perving on them, and came back to get us! Do you think they'd believe us if we said that you were there!" Harry asked.

"…yes…" Hermione said.

"No they wouldn't! Lemo, Andy and Cheesy don't even like you!"

Hermione crossed her arms stubbornly. "I'm still coming."

"Fine. But if anyone asks, you were coming to be a nosy little prat!" Ron said, pushing past her to get out of the common room.

"Thanks to you, we're late…" Poopie muttered, whilst Cheesy, Andy and Lemo nodded their agreement.

A few minutes later, they arrived at an empty classroom where they had agreed to meet Draco. As they opened the door, they were greeted with snoring. "…he fell asleep!" Lemo said incredulously.

"Um, Lemo?" Andy said nervously. "…that's not Malfoy…"

"It's not?"

"…that's Professor McGonagall…"

"SHIT!"

The inappropriate language woke McGonagall up. "Roberts! Rose! Kently! Potter! Weasley! Granger! McGee! Jeez that was a lot of names to say… What the hell are you doing in my room!"

"Err… looking for the toilet…?" Lemo said.

"WRONG ANSWER, ROBERTS!" McGonagall shouted. "FIFTY POINTS EACH FROM GRYFFINDOR!"

"But Miss! It's your own house!" Harry said.

"POTTER! DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!"

"Sorry, Professor…" Harry mumbled.

"I should think so! Now, you seven will all have detentions! And… no, wait, that's all I got. Back to your rooms! ALL OF YOU!"

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Lemo, Andy, Poopie and Cheesy left McGonagall's room in a hurry. "Wow, she was really angry…" Hermione said.

"She must really like her sleep…" Lemo added.

"I like my sleep, too! But none of you care!" Cheesy said indignantly.

"Pfft, you don't like your sleep, Cheesy", Andy said.

"I do! Remember that sleepover at Lemo's house? I wanted to sleep until twelve, but noooo! You wanted to go swimming with the salmon! 'I have to do it!' you said! And Lemo wanted to go just to keep me awake! Have to go swimming with salmon… WHO THE HELL WANTS TO SWIM WITH SALMON!" Cheesy shouted.

"Take a deep breath, Cheesy…" Harry said. "In… and out… and in… and out…"

Cheesy glared at Harry, storming angrily into the Common Room when they gave the password.

A/N – Well that's Chapter 7 done. Draco is such a poof.

…bet you weren't expecting McGonagall to be sleeping in an empty classroom, were you? DON'T LIE! LIES! ALL LIES!

Okay, I'm over it.

Until next time, lovelies!

CtC

P.S – From here on in, Poopie, Cheesy, Lemo and Andy will be the main characters, solving all the things Harry did and stuff. Harry, Ron and Hermione will still be in it, but not as much, ya know? And if you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's because the story is named The Misadventures of Poopie McGee, so Poopie McGee should be the main character!

Love ya lovelies!