A/N – Sorry it took me so long to update. I'm suffering from writer's block again. But now I'm back, from outta space… and I don't know the rest of the words.

Disclaimer – I don't own Harry Potter and co. nor do I own Poopie, Lemo, Muffin, Andy, Winston, Mince Sauce or the Ravenclaw guys that are gunna be in this chapter. Also, I don't own this idea, Lemo does. But I'm claiming it as my own. Take THAT, Lemo!

The Misadventures of Poopie McGee

CHAPTER 10 – Trouble in the Great Hall

"Alas, it's dinner time!" Dumbledore said. Cheesy sighed happily, staring up at the teacher's table, whilst Lemo attempted to throw food into her open mouth. Muffin and Andy were having a sophisticated discussion about the price of fish, and Poopie was just plain bored, so he decided to complain about it. "Muffin, Andy…" he said. Both girls turned to give him irritated looks.

"If this has nothing to do with the price of fish –" Muffin started.

"Then we're not interested", Andy finished. Poopie sighed.

"Continue on with your discussion…" he said. And so they did. Poopie sighed in exasperation. Man I'm bored… he thought. Finally, Poopie decided to do something about it. Pulling out his wand, he pointed it at the nearest candle, and muttered,

"Wingardium Leviosa."

The candle, even though it was already floating, floated higher into the air, and Poopie directed it towards Snape, making it hit him in the face. Snape waved the candle away irritably, but Poopie made it hit him again. The four girls stopped what they were doing to watch Poopie. "Is grease flammable?" Cheesy asked.

"I dunno, but we'll find out…" Lemo said, as Poopie made the candle hit Snape once more. The flame hit Snape's hair, and it burst into flames.

Snape froze for a moment, before he screamed,

"I'M ON FIRE! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNS! OH THE HORROR! OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! OH THE FUNKY HORROR!"

"Severus, calm down!" McGonagall shouted, before saying a spell that made the flames disappear. Snape touched his hair gingerly, before squealing and throwing himself at McGonagall.

"I LOVE YOU! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE OLD AND UGLY AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE SOON, I LOVE YOU" Snape shouted. McGonagall stared at Snape, who was now giving her a lion kiss, which was just rubbing his cheek against hers.

All of the students were staring at Snape and McGonagall. McGonagall was trying her hardest not to blush, and Snape was still giving McGonagall a lion kiss.

And then it started. Muffin snorted. Cheesy giggled. And then, Lemo and Andy burst into laughter, rolling around on their seats. Poopie glanced at them, before edging closer to Nearly Headless Nick, who hasn't been mentioned before now.

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About ten minutes later, the girls had gotten a hold of themselves, and Malfoy had decided to give Poopie a visit. "So, you think it's funny, do you?" Malfoy asked.

"Think what's funny? I'm too busy cowering in fear from your ugliness to find anything funny at the moment", Poopie replied.

"Oooh! Buurn!" Lemo, Cheesy, Andy and Muffin said. Poopie and Malfoy glanced at them weirdly, before looking at each other again.

"I'll teach you to do… whatever it was that you did!" Malfoy said,

"STUPEFY!"

"PROTEGO!"

"What the – where did you learn that!" Malfoy asked, as his spell rebounded off Poopie's shield thingy. Poopie shrugged.

"I was just repeating what Cheesy and Andy said in Transfiguration."

"Oh…"

"Yeah…"

"Carry on, then…"

"I will."

And with that, Malfoy left. Cheesy, Andy and Muffin seemed to have disappeared somewhere, as well.

Lemo picked up her fork, and shoved it into her pumpkin pie. As she did this, the pie exploded, and a lot of spiders came flying out of it. Lemo stared at them for a moment, before clinging to the nearest thing to her.

…which just happened to be Ron.

After a few minutes of staring at the spiders some more, Lemo opened her mouth, and screamed. Loudly. So loud, it sounded like a Banshee. Which, after this day, everybody thought Lemo was, as her scream broke the windows, shattered their glasses, and deafened Neville Longbottom.

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And where were Cheesy, Andy and Muffin during all of this? Well, they were over at the Ravenclaw table, making themselves known with the hotties over there. They were hot and smart. Score one for the Cheeseball!

A/N – Sorry it was so short. Like I said, writer's block. Anyways, I'll update as soon as possible.