A/N – Cheeseh's back! With more storeh! YAY!

Disclaimer – I, Cheesy The Cheeseball, do not own any of the fantabulous Harry Potter character's that the wondrous J.K Rowling has come up with. Nor do I own the exquisite Lemo and Andy. Also, Mince Sauce and Winston are not mine. Neither is Muffin. Or Poopie McGee. BUT Cheesy and Sparkles are MINE! ALL MINE! MY OWN! MY PRECIOUS!

The Misadventures of Poopie McGee

CHAPTER 13 – Moving to Slytherin

After becoming Death Eaters, Poopie and friends decided it wasn't right of them to remain in Gryffindor. Fortunately, Voldemort felt the same way, and that afternoon, they had a short meeting with Dumbledore.

"You see, Albus", Voldemort started, "These four charming students have recently decided to become Death Eaters."

Dumbledore looked at Poopie and friends. "Is this true, students? Have you become Death Eaters?"

The four nodded.

"I get a gun!" Lemo said excitedly.

"Well, I suppose I can do something about that…" Dumbledore said, "I suppose I can move you to Slytherin. Is that what you want? Do you want to move to Slytherin? Who's a good student then? Who's a-"

Okay, sorry, that was a bit out of character for Dumbledore.

"Yes, Albus, I would very much like for my Junior Deathy's to be moved to Slytherin, where they will learn the way of the snake", Voldemort said.

"I like snakes…" Cheesy said whilst Andy, Lemo and Poopie nodded in agreement.

"Well, put the Sorting Hat on-"

"NEVER!" Andy shrieked, jumping out of her seat. The seat was knocked over in the process. "That hat is nothing but trouble! TROUBLE I TELLS YOU! It wants nothing more than to suck our knowledge out of our head! It's planning on TAKING OVER THE WORLD!"

"Hatty, is this true?" Dumbledore asked, placing the hat on his head.

"Huh? What? I was sleeping… hey… you got a lot of knowledge – I mean, you'll be put in... GRYFFINDOR!"

Dumbledore smiled. "Amber-"

"Andy", Andy said through gritted teeth.

"Err… Andy, I believe you are just overreacting. Please, put the hat-"

"NO! And you can't make me, either! I'll just move to Slytherin whether you like it or NOT!"

And so, after making that declaration, Andy ran out of Dumbledore's office.

"Oh dear… Rianna, Leah-"

"Our names are Cheesy and Lemo!" Lemo said.

"Yes, Cheesy, Lemo, please follow your friend, and inform her that she can move to Slytherin tonight. The rest of you may do so as well."

"Hoorah", Lemo and Cheesy said, and together, with Poopie, they skipped out of the office.

"Lemon Drop?" Dumbledore said, holding a bowl out to Voldemort.

"Ah, no, thank you Albus", Voldemort said, "I must make sure my Junior Deathy's are comfortable in their new house…"

And with that, Voldemort left.

A/N – I know, I know, it was short, but it was something! It just came to mind then, so shut up. Review!