It was late in the morning, as the I.M.P company van barreled down the road towards the office, while loud rock music blasted from the vehicle's radio.
Blitz was enjoying listening to the loud music, though the same could not be said for most of the other occupants in the van.
Moxxie had his hands over his ears, Loona, Lily, and Emma had their ears clamped down tight against their heads.
While Millie leaned out vans side door window with a happy smile, enjoying the feeling of the wind blowing through her hair as tney zoomed down the street.
" Oh I love this song! " Blitz shouted happily, as a song called Mustang Dong began playing on the radio.
He then cranked up the radio's already high volume up further, as a song called Mustang Dong began playing and sang a long, though he did so rather poorly.
" Could you turn the #$%&ing music down Blitz, it's too loud! " Lily yelled over the blaring music.
" Oh come on, don't be such a #$%&ing joykill Lily, this is my favorite song! " Blitz said over the music as he continued to jam out to the song.
" Well some of us have better hearing than others Blitz! " Emma yelled as she voiced her annoyance as well.
" #$%& it was loud enough before, but this is just #$%&ing painful for us!" Lily said shouted over the loud music, as she gestured to Loona and Emma.
" Yeah, this $#%& is giving me a #$%&ing headache! " Loona said irritably as she looked from her phone at Blitz with a glare.
" Fine. " Blitz said with a huff and a roll of his eyes, as he reluctantly turned the radio's knob and lowered the volume to a more tolerable level for them.
As they neared the entrance to the office tower's parking lot, Blitz then suddenly spun the steering wheel sharply to the left.
Much to the dislike of his passengers, as they were suddenly tossed around in their seats by the swift change of the van as it swerved.
Blitz then darted for his company's parking spot, but was suddenly cut off by a pink Porsche car that swiftly took the parking space.
" Oh $#%&! " Blitz shouted, as he quickly turned the steering wheel, and simultaneously slammed the brakes in panic.
As he did, Lily and everyone else held on tight to their seats, as the van momentarily swerved and spun out of control.
Thankfully Blitz somehow just barely avoided a collision, and brought the van to a screeching halt, near the pink Porsche that stole their parking spot.
"Oh, so you suck for life, do ya?! " Blitz growled angrily as he glared at the car's license plate that read SUCKS4LIFE, before grabbing his megaphone.
" Listen up you unoriginal pink #%& dump, you have three #$%&ing seconds to get your $#%& outta my parking spot! " Blitz shouted angrily through his megaphone at full blast.
" Blitz calm down, its just a parking spot, we can find a another one. " Lily said as she tried to stop Blitz from doing something stupid, over something so trivial, again.
" It's the #$%&ing principle Lily, plus it's that's only parking spot where I can park the van at here. " Blitz said as he turned and looked at Lily as he informed her of this.
" And the nearest public parking lot is four blocks away, I'm not #$%&ing parking four block away, and #$%&ing walking here, #$%& no! " Blitz said angrily as he turning back to yell more at the the thief that stole their spot again.
As he did, him and the rest in the van saw one of the Lio car's occupant's step out, revealing them to be a tall succubus with hot pink skin.
As she stepped out of the car, frowning in annoyance as she looked at Blitz, with a hand resting on her hip as she did.
" Oh $#%&, Verosika?! " Blitz said in shocked surprise as he immediately recognized the succubus.
" Blitzo." Verosika said flatly as she crossed her arms as she regarded him with an annoyed edge in her tone as she addressed him.
" Wait what, Verosika Mayday, the Verosika Mayday?! " Lily said in shocked surprise as she looked at the famous music star from the inside the van.
" No way. " Loona said as she started in disbelieve that the famous popstar was standing right there.
" Yep, that's definitely her. " Emma said as she looked in surprise at the famous succubus singer as well.
Lily then noticed the driver of the pink Porsche getting out, and saw that they were a tall very muscular dark grey male hellhound.
" Oh #$%&, is that who I think it is? "Lily thought as she looked at the male hellhound with surprise.
" I should've #$%&ing known you'd be here." Blitz spat irritably, before tumbling out of his car door's window, and face planting onto the asphalt ground.
" I thought I could smell fish for miles, which is frankly odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is, three rings down! " Blitz shouted angrily as he immediately got right back to his feet.
" And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts going off." Verosika retorted sharply as she took out a white whiskey flask with a pink heart symbol on it.
"Oh yeah, I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab; I can still see you're a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last #$%& in hell! " Blitz shot back as he looked at her with a scowl.
"They let me out, because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, looser wash-ups. " Verosika said as she proudly ran her hand through her long light pink white hair while she brushed it to the side.
" So your sister says hi. " Verosika said with a cocky smirk after she took a drink from her flask.
" Why are you #$%&ing parking here anyway, this is my company's parking spot, so take your tampon racecar #$%&ing somewhere else! " Blitzo demanded as he angrily walked up to the succubus.
"Actually prick, this is my parking space, it's even has my name on it." Verosika said smugly as she bent down eye level with Blitz, while pointing down to where she spray painted her name over the I.M.P logo.
" And as for why I'm here, I'm doing a bit of freelance, for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building."
" And they called and wanted me to come in, and lead their teams for this week during spring break. " Verosika said casually with a smile as she looked at her nails.
" A #$%&ing WEEK?!" Blitz exclaimed loudly as he reeled back in stunned shock.
" No, no, no, your not parking here for a #$%&ing week! " Blitz said firmly with an angry scowl as he shook his head in refusal.
" Ahh, you mad Blitzo? " Verosika asked mockingly as she took her gold rimmed pink sunglasses off.
" Well too bad, #$%& off and go chock on a sandpaper #$%&. " Verosika said angrily as she pocketed her sunglasses and walked past him.
" Hold on, you better move that #$%& wagon, or I'll- " Blitz said as he followed behind Verosika, until he saw a tall large shadow looming over him.
As he turned around, he saw the tall dark grey male hellhound that drove Verosika's car standing right behind him.
" You'll what? " The dark grey male hellhound asked curiously with a threatening tone and low growl as he glared down at Blitz with menacingly.
" I'll, uhh. " Blitz said nervously as he muffled moved his words to form a response.
" Hey there Tex! " Came the voice of Lily from behind the dark grey male hellhound.
Standing just a few feet behind the dark grey male hellhound, was Lily and Emma, with both of them having their seven inch black claws of their paw hands and feet out.
" Huh? " Loona, Millie and Moxxie said simultaneously in surprise.
As the three of them looked to where the two hellcat was sitting previously, and saw the left side car window had been rolled down at some point
" Well, well, if isn't Lily Zelramorta, long time no see. " The dark grey male hellhound said as he turned around with a friendly smile as he greeted Lily with familiarity.
" Yeah, it's been a while. " Lily said as she smiled back.
" Wait, Zelramorta, the famous family of hellcat assassins? " Verosika said softly in mildly shocked surprise as she looked at Lily and Emma curiously.
" And who's this? " The dark grey male hellhound asked curiously as he looked at Emma with a smile.
" This is my big sister Emma, Emma this is Vortex . " Lily said as she smiled back as she introduced Emma to the male hellhound.
" Hey. " Emma said casually as she greeted the male hellhound with a smile and a lazy wave.
" Hey, nice to meat you. " Vortex said as he greeted her back with a friendly smile.
" Wait, wait, wait, hold the #$%& up, Lily you got some explaining to do, how the #$%& do you know this guy? " Blitz asked as he looked at Lily in shocked surprise.
" I'd like to know that too very much as well. " Verosika said curiously, as she folded her arms and waited expectantly to hear how Vortex knew a member Zelramorta family.
" Oh right, this is Vortex, he's a good friend of mine, we meet a year ago, but not under the best of circumstances. " Lily said with a nervous chuckle a she scratched the back of her head.
" That's an understatement. " Vortex said as he folded his arms and chuckled softly with amusement.
" Yeah, so I was hired to assassinate a targeted, and said target at the time, was Vortex's client that he was working for as a bodyguard."
" To make a long story short, we fought, killed his client, and shortly after the job was done, he invited me out to drinks. " Lily said as she recalled how she first met Vortex.
" He invited you, out to drinks, after you killed his client? " Blitz asked flatly as he looked Lily with a frown of disbelieve.
" Really? " Verosika asked as she frowned and scoffed in disbelief as she looked at the two of them.
" We were just doing our jobs, and we didn't see a point in fighting further, plus she was nice enough to patch me up and get me to a hospital. " Vortex said nonchalantly with a shrug.
" We then headed out to a bar afterwards and chatted over drinks, and we became good friends afterwards, she was even nice enough to pay for the drinks.
" And she even paid me double what the client was going to, and paid my medical bills, which was very kind of her." Vortex said as he smiled at Lily.
" Well I did put you out of a job and hurt you pretty badly, so I thought it was only right to do so, since we were friends after all. " Lily said causally as she looked up at Vortex.
" And again, I'm really sorry about what I did to your eye on that day Tex. " Lily said apologetically as she looked at the hellhound's blind scared eye.
" Hey like I said back then, it's water under the bridge, so don't beat yourself up, we're all good Lily. " Vortex said reassuringly with a smile.
" So what you and your big sis doing here? " Vortex said curiously, before his face shifted to a look of worry.
" Please tell me your not here to do a hit job, right? " Vortex asked worriedly with concern as he tensed up as he looked down at the two hellcats.
"Oh no, I work for Blitz, and I'd really hate if me and my big sis had to fight you, so would you mind not harming my boss, please? " Lily asked kindly as she smiled at the tall muscular hellhound.
" Oh sure, as long as he doesn't mess with my boss, I'm her bodyguard after all. " Vortex said after he relaxed and sighed in relief as he smiled at Lily.
" Gotcha. " Lily said with smile and a nod, as Emma and her retracted their claws, feeling relieved they wouldn't have to use them.
" And unlike you Blitzo, he does his job well, so tata #$%& stain. " Verosika said smugly as she walked towards the building, while flipping Blitz off as she did.
" Well see you guys later. " Vortex said as he waved to them as he turned and followed behind Verosika into the office building.
" Augh, I wasted so much time on a bag of holes like her. " Blitz said as he groaned loudly while he heavily signed in frustration.
" You know Verosika Mayday?! " Loona exclaimed in disbelief as she suddenly kicked the van's passenger door open.
" Huh, oh yeah her, yeah we dated. " Blitz reluctantly admitted as folded his arms.
" Huh. " Emma said, having figured it was something like that.
" Wow. " Lily said softly in surprised astonishment.
" Guess thing between them ended pretty badly. " Lily said softly as she stood beside Emma so only she could hear her.
" Yeah, must have been a nasty breakup. " Emma whispered back, guessing as much from watching the two's earlier interaction.
" Was it before or after she became a popstar? " Millie asked curiously as she leaned out of the van's side door.
" You actually dated a popstar?! " Moxxie asked as he hopped out for the van, shocked by this reveal.
" Okay why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitz asked sharply in annoyance as he turned to his team.
" Hello, it's Verosika Mayday? " Loona said like it was obvious.
" I'm mean, it's you. " Millie said simply as she gestured at Blitz.
" You gotta admit, this is pretty shocking for us Blitz. " Lily said nonchalantly as she looked her boss.
" I just, is she blind, or suffering some form of brain damage? " Moxxie asked curiously, trying to find some reason a person like Verosika, would date Blitz.
" Okay, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be, I don't go prying into your stupid personal lives." Blitz said defensively with a huff as he turned his back to his team.
" You do that all the time, sir! " Moxxie said loudly in annoyance.
" You do." Millie added simply.
" You literally do that all the time. " Loona said irritably as she leaned against the van.
" Yeah, you do. " Lily said flatly as she folded her arms in annoyance.
" So what was sex with her like? " Millie asked curiously with a smirk.
" Millie! " Moxxie exclaimed in embarrassment as he turned to his wife in shock.
" What, it's a popstar Mox, you'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." Millie said knowingly as she smirked at Moxxie
" Huh, touché." Moxxie replied simply as he admitted this.
" Okay look, let's just drop it, Millie, find a temporary spot for the van. " Blitz said irritably as he tossed Millie the car keys.
" I'm on it. " Millie said cheerfully before she hopped into the van's driver seat and drove off in search of a empty spot.
" Now, Loonie, Lily, Emiliana, Moxxie let's go handle this $#%&." Blitz growled as he turned and headed into the office building with the rest of his team following behind him.
" You think they saw me Lily? " Loona asked Lily worriedly as they rode the elevator to their office floor.
" Don't think so, why? " Lily asked curiously as she turned to look up at Loona.
" Because I did my makeup $#%&y today, #$%&! " Loona said as they excited the elevator.
" Don't worry Loona, you look great even without makeup. " Lily said reassuringly with confidence, as she subtly took a moment to admire Loona's face.
" Thanks Lily. " Loona said as she smiled at the hellcat for the compliment.
" Yeah, you look perfect Loonie, like always. " Blitz said sweetly as he as he walked beside Loona.
"Shut up da, ugh, Blitz. " Loona growled as she shoved past Blitz and pulled out a had mirror to check her face.
As she did, she failed to notice Vortex was standing in the middle of the hallway, and proceeded to walk right into him, letting out a soft surprised yelp as she did.
" Hmm? " Vortex said as he turned around after feeling someone bumped into him.
"Oh, whoa, ahh. " Loona mumbled as she stared up Vortex, embarrassed that she ran right into him.
" Hey again Tex, I see you've met my best friend Loona." Lily said happily as she introduced Loona to Vortex.
" H-Hey there. " Loona said nervously as she smiled awkwardly at Vortex.
" Odd, why's Loona acting so weird around Vortex? " Lily thought as she noticed Loona acting strange around the male hellhound.
" Oh hey, Lily's told me all about you before. " Vortex said with a happy smile as he greeted Loona.
" R-Really? " Loona asked with a happy smile as she lightly blushed, while her tail began happily wagging slightly.
" Oh, oh no. " Lily thought, as the realization of why Loona was suddenly acting like she was hit her like a speeding train.
" Oh this is not good. " Emma thought worriedly as she saw how Loona was acting, and the pained look on Lily's face as she saw this as well.
"Hi big man. " Blitz growled irritably as he suddenly wedged himself between Loona and Vortex to distance to distance them.
" What are you doing here, and where's your #$%&-bag of an employer? " Blitz asked as he glared up at the male hellhound.
" Oh she's in her office, there wasn't any available room on the succubui floor, so they set up a studio on in this floor. " Vortex said as he gestured to studio office across the hall from I.M.P's Office.
" Oh #$%&ing come on! " Blitzo yelled loudly, furious at the absurdity of this situation.
"Hey, sorry man, see you all later, again. " Vortex said nonchalantly with chuckle, as he walked off elsewhere.
"Oh no you #$%&ing don't bitch." Blitz spat angrily as he glared furiously at the doors of Verosika's new studio.
" Sir, how about I go in there and try reasoning with her? " Moxxie volunteered.
" Ahh, you sure about that? " Emma asked, not sure that was a good idea.
" I don't really listen to what's classified as, pop genre music anyway, so her status as-
" Moxxie, shut the #$%& up. " Blitz said irritably with an annoyed scowl as he glared at Moxxie.
"Alrighty then. " Moxxie said simply, before heading into the Verosika's studio.
As Blitz and the others watched Moxxie enter the studio, they watched him begin to talk Verosika about the parking space.
Then a moment later, members of Verosika's posse began harassing him, while Blitz, Loona, Lily, and Emma watched through a dark purple window.
" I have a bad feeling about this. " Lily thought, as she worriedly watched Moxxie from the the studio's dark purple haparkingindow.
As Moxxie began talking to Verosika, then and her posse began harassing him, and then in mere moments were on Moxxie like hungry wolfs on fresh meat.
" Oh $#%&. " Lily and everyone else thought as they saw this.
As Lily was about to rush in and save Moxxie, the imp frantically bolted through the studio's doors, his clothes and hair now a disheveled mess.
Various colors of different lipstick kiss marks smears were across his clothes and exposed skin, and smelling of a variety of musk, colognes, and perfumes.
" Oh $#%&, Moxxie are you okay? " Lily asked her imp college worriedly as she walked up to see about him.
"I-I gotta g-go a-and lie d-down, now." Moxxie stuttered weakly, as he wobbly took a few shaky steps, before collapsing to the floor like a bag of bricks
" #$%&, he looks and smell like he walked out of a strip club, I'll take him back to the office and see about him, before Millie sees him like this." Lily said as she picked Moxxie and carried him in her arms back to the I.M.P office.
"Oh, this, won't, #$%&ing stand!" Blitzo said furiously as his face became bright red with boiling anger as he glared at the studio's doors venomously.
" Wait Blitz, before you go charging in there, I'm coming with you, I don't want the same thing, or worse happening to you since your Lily's boss. " Emma said as she placed her hand on his shoulder.
" Alright, let's #$%&ing go! " Blitz said with a nod, before angrily matching up to the studio's doors, with Emma following right behind him.
"Alright, you sluts, that's #$%&ing it! " Blitz yelled furiously after he kicked the studio's doors open, and angrily stormed up to Verosika and her posse.
" Oh hey Blitzo. " Verosika said with annoyed roll of her eyes, thinking he came to fuss more, but her mood immediately shifted when she saw Emma with him.
" Why hello there cutey, your the that pretty kitty from the parking lot. " Verosika said happily a she greeted Emma with a smile.
She quickly forgot about Blitz being there, and looked at the young hellcat over, with a gaze border lining on bedroom eyes.
" She thinks I'm pretty? " Emma thought with a raised eyebrow, feeling a little surprised, and slightly flustered though she kept a completely stoic face.
" Wait, she's just trying to rattle and unnerve me, focus Emma. " Emma thought as she quickly brushed off the succubus popstar's words.
" Hello Ms. Mayday, I'm Emiliana Zelramorta, nice to meet you. " Emma said as she casually as she politely greeted Verosika as introduced herself.
" Ahh, so polite, and you can just call me Verosika sweety. " Verosika said with a velvety tone as she walked up to Emma with a smile.
" So what's a pretty girl like you, doing hanging around with a little prick like Blitzo? " Verosika asked curiously with a raised eyebrow as she placed a hand on her hip.
" I'm seeing if I'd be interested in working for his company, and I'm here to make sure he doesn't do something stupid, or gets hurt. "Emma said nonchalantly.
" Oh, I see. " Verosika said softly with a faintly disappointed tone.
" Hey, don't ignore me you #$%&ing ignore me you skank, we've got unfinished business! " Blitz said angrily as he stepped in front of Emma and glared up at Verosika.
" Oh right, your here. " Verosika said nonchalantly, as she took a step back and looked down at Blitz with a annoyed and bored looked.
" Yeah, and if your gonna keep being $#%&y to my company and employees, then I #$%&ing challenge you to a #$%&, challenge. " Blitz boldly declared as he pointed at Verosika.
" #$%&, I #$%&ing said that twice." Blitz groaned a moment later as he thought over his words.
" Oh, is this imp boy trying to star a demon duel?" A blue haired succubus member of the Verosika's posse asked curiously with a mocking tone.
" I think he is, so what's the game then Blitzo? " Verosika asked curiously as she smiled and leaned down to eye level with Blitz.
" Every year you STD-spreaders go up top-side for easy pickings, while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! "
" So, I bet you succu-#$%&s can't #$%&, as many people as we can off by the end of the day, and if we win when we get the parking spot! " Blitz said as he named the terms of his challenge.
At hearing that, Verosika and her posse began laughing loudly at what Blitz just said, finding his proposed challenge hysterical.
" Grrrr. " Blitz growled as he sternly scowled deeply at them, while tightly clenching his fists and teeth in anger as they laughed at him.
"Oh, you're actually really serious. " Verosika said in a condescending tone with a smile as she saw Blitz's scowling face.
" Well then. " Verosika said slowly as a sly smug smirk formed on her lips.
" If we win, then we keep the parking spot, and Emiliana works for me, deal?" Verosika asked curiously with a smirk after she named her terms.
" Huh? " Emma said, shocked and dumbstruck by what she heard.
" What, #$%& no, you aren't stealing her you #$%&ing slut! " Blitz said as he firmly refused her terms.
" Then forget it, enjoy finding a parking spot somewhere else, Blitzo. " Verosika said snidely with a smirk, knowing she hand him cornered.
" #$%&, fine deal! " Blitz said as irritably as he immediately caved and accept her terms without a second thought, solely focused on getting his company's parking.
" Alrighty, game on #$%&. " Verosika said happily as she smirked at Blitz as they made a verbal agreement.
" What?! " Emma exclaimed as she looked furiously at Blitz, utterly stunned at what he had just done.
Back at Office of I.M.P, Lily and Loona were sitting beside each other watching videos on the computer, while Moxxie laid down on the couch.
He was all cleaned up and wearing a pristine pair of his previous clothes, while was resting his head on Millie's as she saw about and comforted him.
" I wonder what's taking them so long? " Lily said as she glanced worriedly at the I.M.p office front door, while she sat next to Loona at the reception desk.
" Knowing him, he's probably making a total #$$ out of himself as usual while #$%&ing about it." Loona said nonchalantly curiously as she watched a video on her computer screen.
" Ugh, the last thing we need is him stirring up trouble with a big time celebrity like Verosika Mayday, over a simply #$%&ing parking space. " Lily said worriedly with a heavy sign.
" Hey don't worry Lily, I'm sure everything's fine. " Millie said reassuringly with an optimistic tone as she gently petted Moxxie's head as she ran her fingers through his hair.
" Hmm. " Lily said as she sighed lightly as she looked back out towards the hallway.
Though Lily was worried about her big sister, her mind was more focused on how she saw Loona acting towards Vortex.
" D-Does she like Vortex, but they've only met, it took me a little over a month to realize I had feelings for Loona after we first meet, but she's clearly does have a crush on him
" I've got to do something about this, I have to tell her how I feel before it's too late, but how? " Lily thought nervously as she desperately tried to think of a way.
" I know, after work today we'll be heading over to her place to hangout, I'll her then and ask her out, hopefully she'll say yes. "
" But do I even have a chance, what if she rejects my feelings, I don't want that, but I have to tell her soon. " Lily thought as she tried to keep her emotional turmoil concealed.
" What the #$%& Blitz?! " Emma said furiously as she stormed behind Blitz as they walked into the reception room of I.M.P.
Emma's fur was standing on ended, her paw hands and feet claws were out, and her eyes and voice had changed to their demonic forms.
" Look I'm sorry Emma, but we can't lose that parking spot." Blitz said as he turned and tried to defend himself before the angry hellcat. "
" Lose a #$%&ing parking spot, I'm the only one who's going to get #$%&ed over if you lose, thanks to you #$%$%&er! "
" I'm not some object that you can go and #$%&ing treat and do with as you like! " Emma said furiously with a deep threatening growl, as she grabbed Blitz by the shirt collar and glared at him.
" Whoa, whoa, what's going on Emma? " Lily asked as she looked at her big sister with concern as she saw how angry she was.
" Blitz just #$%&ing went and made a bet with that popstar celebrity over the parking spot, if we can kill more humans than they can screw in a day, we win and keep the parking space. "
" But if they win, they keep the parking space, and I have to go work for Verosika Mayday, thanks to this #$%$%&ing moron! " Emma said angrily after she let Blitz go and her eyes and voice returned to normal.
" #$%&ing what, what the #$%& Blitz?! " Lily exclaimed furiously as her for stood straight up, as her eye and voice shifted to their demonic forms as she looked at her boss angrily.
" Okay, okay, calm down, with the four of us and Emiliana working together, we can win this for sure. " Blitz said confidently as he looked between Emiliana and the members of his team.
" I guess so, but I'm still #$%&ing pissed you #$%&ing dragged my big sis into this mess and put her in this situation, all over a parking spot. " Lily said as she signed heavily after her eyes and voice returned to normal.
" So, do you actually have some sort of plan to win, or are we just winging this Blitz? " Lily asked dryly as she looked at her boss curiously.
" I actually do, to the conference room! " Blitz said excitedly as he headed off to the conference room with everyone else trialling behind him.
