We all know that in Trials and Tribulations that Martin Grossberg's hemorrhoids do the Harlem Shake, but what if John Phoenix did the John Phoenix Shake instead? One-shot. Canon. Written by me.

The Court has a new Judge, and Geiru Toneido decides to do everything in her power to make sure her case has a favorable outcome. In trying to prevent the worst however, she definitely bites off more than she can chew. WARNING: Mature Themes Abound!

dakoolguy was lost, but now they are found in Jesus Christ.

The Agency's office is teeming with life as lawyers prepare for a night on the town. They talk of their plans with bright eager eyes: festivities, candy, and parties abound. Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 7: Free Day. Images removed - see AO3 for full version containing doodles.

Every year on December 29th, Yanni Yogi's parrot dies. Every year, he brings the ashes to Polly's grave and stays awhile. Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 6: Rituals.

An assassin with a moral code, impassable but nonetheless honorable: it was enough to make the heart swoon. De Killer was worse than a wanted man; he was an unwilling celebrity. How will he ever carry out another assassination? Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 5: Costumes.

"Where am I?" he asked, or tried to. It came out a hoarse croak. "No way," he groaned, looking down at green, webbed toes. "I warned you!" Pearl shrieked, sounding both distraught and disapproving at once. "Now, only true love's kiss can turn you back into Mr. Nick!" Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 4: Frogs, Bats, and Cats.

Herlock Sholmes is a Great Detective. But when he's locked in Madame Tusspell's museum after hours, he finds he's not a very good one. Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 3: Spooky Settings.

Four times she'd been devoured, and one time executed. Six different forms she'd taken. She'd lived as a branch, a bug, a bird, a bear, and now as a beast. And once, long ago, a human girl with a sweet face and a beautiful smile, and a streak of ice in her soul. Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 2: Monsters.

It came as no surprise to any who knew him when Kristoph was found Not Guilty, least of all to his brother Klavier. The night before his release, Kristoph died mysteriously in his sleep. Written for the Wright Stuff Halloweek 2022 prompt week. Prompt - Day 1: Poisons and Toxins.

He thinks about her frequently, collecting and reliving the scraps of his short time with her. Wandering from room to room with her image an unyielding presence in his mind, he can almost pretend that she shares the empty house with him. One day, there she is on his doorstep. Mia Fey. Written for AO3's Ace Attorney Slutoween 2022 exchange. Censored - see AO3 for explicit version.

Count Miles Edgeworth was a solitary creature who lived in a secluded castle. He wasn't sure why he allowed Phoenix Wright to stay. Perhaps it was pity: Phoenix Wright was lost, drenched, and fleeing a fate worse than a vaguely-haunted mansion. Or perhaps it was more. Written for AO3's Ace Attorney Slutoween 2022 exchange. Censored - see AO3 for explicit version.

Five times Susato was the best judicial assistant in the world. Written for Ryuususa Day 2022.

Matt loses the Steel Samurai casting audition to big, burly Will Powers. Will Horace's bodybuilding gym be the answer to all his problems? Written for AO3's Combination Tags Sep 2022 exchange. Censored - see AO3 for explicit version.

Franziska was rather lonely—no, solitary, she corrected. Her Papa was in prison and awaiting execution. Her little brother had chosen death, those five terrible words all that remained of him. One day, she receives a plush cat from a mysterious stranger. Her world, and the scattered fragments of her family, begin to fall into place. Written for AO3's If I Fits I Fics 2022 exchange.

This is the alternate ending of Turnabout Consequences: the fourth case of the Conflict of Interest fangame. You can think of this ending as an alternate universe to an alternate universe (since the Conflict of Interest is itself an alternate sequel to Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice).

In the aftermath of the UR-1 Incident, the Wright Anything Agency finds themselves wrapped in a new set of cases shrouded in mystery, this time all connecting back to the mysterious figure known only as Oracle. The agency is pushed to their limits to find the truth behind the trials placed before them once more, their senses of righteousness put to the ultimate test.

John Phoenix meets Goku, what will happen?

Is John Phoenix a defense attorney, a taxi driver or an alien hunter? The answer may surprise you!

They met suddenly through a flying cop. Now they're hospitalized in the middle of their greatest crisis. The legal system is relying on the Wright Anything Agency as the Dark Age of the Law deepens further. But can the WAA save the system if the found family itself is falling apart?

Where the devil were Maya & Miles those 7 dark years when Nick's world collapsed, post-disbarment? Amid laughter & tears, the AA gang learn life's bittersweet truths: sometimes love's not happily ever after, justice doesn't always prevail, money can't fix all tragedies, and broken hearts can heal, but can they ever truly mend? Part 1 of Turnabout Unlawful Lust Trilogy. Phaya/Feyt.

Miles Edgeworth must prosecute dakoolguy's parents, what will happen?

A full exhaustive list of reasons why John Phoenix is bad:

John Phoenix meets Goku, what will happen?

Uncle Stupid AKA Uncle Phoenix (nee Phoenix Wright) finds a penny on the ground, what will happen?