This is my second chapter of my second story (interesting huh?)
Anyways I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any other anime *tear*
Little cricket thing from Pinocchio-Don't worry S.T.! All you have to do is wish upon a star! When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are! Anything your heart desires -BAM- S.T.*hits him with a fly swatter* that guy is annoying! (I don't own Pinocchio, or the little cricket thing, or the song) That just made me more sad! Little cricket thing from Pinocchio- I'm sorry S.T.
S.T. - AHHHHHH! He's still alive! *hits him eleven more times with the fly swatter then runs away screaming in terror*
Hiei- What a wimp
S.T. –*Runs back to hit Hiei on the head with a frying pan and runs away screaming in terror again*
S.T. – one more thing, this chapter starts off with the guys at their house cuz I didn't feel like talking about the plane ride, or baggage claim, or the drive home, or taking showers, ect. So I'll sum it up like this-
Hiei is too short to normally sit in the sit so Botan has to call for a stewardess to bring a baby chair thingy and Yusuke and Kuwabara start to roll around in the aisle laughing which holds up everyone else so someone kicks them before Botan comes with some hose she found and waters them down till they stopped which was very soon and they all sat down and lifted off and the movie that they were supposed to see got lost so they watched 15 hours of Barney and Mr. Rogers re-runs over and over and over again then got off at 8 in the morning and they were all covered in orange juice and peanuts because of turbulence then went to find their luggage but couldn't so waited for an hour till someone told them that they were at the wrong one and went to the right one then got their stuff and left in that stuffy van thing with other people and Kuwabara had to sit next to a crying baby that puked on him so now he was covered with water, orange juice, peanuts, and fresh baby puke and Yusuke began to laugh uncontrollably as he held up more people in the van who wanted to get out but couldn't cuz he was in the way so Kurama helped Botan watered him down again after someone kicked him and before the baby puked on him then when they got out they realized that it was the wrong stop but the van driver dude didn't notice them running after them as gas from the car engulfed them and their smell was even worse and they walked 2 miles to find their house after some hobo guy stole all of their socks (it was just socks and I don't know why even though I should since I am the authoress) then when they found the house their neighbor had a ton of pets most of which were cats so Kuwabara ran over to them to hug and pet them but instead they puked on him so now he had water, orange juice, peanuts, baby puke and cat puke on him so again Yusuke began to roll around in the middle of the street laughing even though he was covered in puke too and a car drove by and Yusuke got in its way so the driver came out and kicked him and Botan found another hose to water him down with then they all began to settle into the house and called which room they got and fought over the shower and as Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei fought over it Botan slipped in and stayed in there taking a bath for 6 hours because she felt like it and the boys sat in the living feeling like crap till Botan came out and they began to fight again till the end of the night when they all got their showers and were eating dinner cooked by Botan. And that is where you come in to read! So here
Chapter 2: Linden High
"Looked you guys we must get our sleep, the first day of High school starts tomorrow." Said Botan.
"O.K., let's go." Kurama and Hiei shared a room, and Yusuke and Kuwabara shared one also. Botan had her own since she was a girl. And they all slept soundly, except for Yusuke because Kuwabara was snoring, talking and sleep walking at the same time.
"*snore*... I like kitties... -BAM- *he walks into the door* ... *snore*... I like Yukina... -BAM-*he walks into the dresser*... *snore*... I like hot girls in bikinis playing volleyball on beaches... -BAM- *continues to walk into things*"
*~ next morning in the kitchen~*
"Boy that was the best sleep I had in a while, it must be the American air er somethin'! Wasn't that a great night Yusuke!" Asked Kuwabara.
*bubble, bubble* Yusuke had fallen asleep in his cereal.
"What's wrong with him?" Hiei asked as he entered the kitchen. Kuwabara, Botan and Kurama shrugged.
"Yusuke? Are you all right?" Asked Botan in a worried voice.
"Huh? *cough* oh, yeah, I'm fine it's just that I couldn't get any sleep last night because Kuwabara was snoring, talking, and sleep walking at the same time."
"That's the idiot of the group." Said Hiei as Kuwabara turned red.
"Come on boys eat up, we will leave for school in 10 minutes." Said Botan.
"Excuse me Botan," Said Kurama getting her attention, "But, what is the name of this High School we will be attending?" Asked Kurama.
"I think it's called Linden High School. It's only a few minutes away so we can walk there." Said Botan, answering Kurama's second question.
As they all walked to the school they could hear other conversations going on around them.
"Did you get #3 on the math homework? I accidentally skipped it."
"I love your new pants, where did you get them?"
"I thought it was supposed to rain today, that's what the weather guy said." "Please, the weather guy has no idea what he's talking about, he only says it's gonna rain cuz it's Seattle, I mean, last week he said that there was gonna be a blizzard and it was 70 Degrees outside!"
"Hn, stupid bakas. Can't find anything else to talk about. How pathetic."
"Hiei, please, right now everyone thinks you're a human, so you're going to have to stop talking like that!" Said Botan with a worried tone hoping no one had heard him. Fortunately no one had. The five walked up the steps to the school and entered, it looked like war zone. Graffiti everywhere, the floor, doors into classrooms, and the lockers. Most of them read either slut or whore or bitch. There were jocks picking on punks, punks picking on nerds, and even nerds were picking on geeks. In this school there was a difference between the two.
'Wow' was all any of the five could get out. Botan walked over to boy who was hunched over in a ball under the broken water fountain that no one ever used, unless they wanted to go home because of a real disease.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where the main office is?" The boy didn't reply. All he said was 'I told my mom I didn't want to ride the bus, when you ride the bus you always get here early, and early is bad very bad.' Botan only wore a questioned look wondering what the heck the kid was talking about.
"Uh?" She was cut off by a boy wearing all black behind her.
"You're not gonna get much out of him, he's in the chess club, lowest of all species here at linden." Botan flew around to meet a boy smiling down at her.
"The main office is in the 600 hall, the safest way to get there is outside." Botan still had her stunned look on her face, this time it was for how handsome the boy was.
"My name's Kurt, but my friends call me K.C." He stuck out a hand to shake with. Botan took it.
"My name is Botan."
"Botan, what an interesting name." He replied.
"Yes, but, um, could you tell me what's going on here, and what's wrong with him?" She asked.
"Oh, of course, I'm sorry. You see before the bell rings it's technically not school so there are no rules. And with no rules, everyone is free to beat up, pick on, and make fun of anyone as long as they're lower."
"Lower?" She asked.
"Yeah, lower. That means less popular, or at least less weak. You see the jocks are at the top of the food chain, or 'pick on' chain as we like to call it, and then there are punks, losers, nerds, geeks, marching band, drill team and finally chess club." He finished with a sort of happy tone for some odd reason. Botan only nodded. "But when the bell rings, it's basically a normal school." K.C. added.
"Thank you so much K.C... and may I ask what you are?" Botan had said returning the smile he gave her from before.
"Me? Oh I'm a punk" *ring* "I better get goin' or else I'll be late, see ya Botan." He yelled waving at her as he ran backwards towards his homeroom. Botan continued to stare at K.C. as he was running away without even remembering that the boys had heard the whole conversation.
"Trying to memorize his butt, are we Botan?" Asked Yusuke as Botan slapped him the face (pretty hard I might add).
"Yusuke Urimeshi! How dare you! Come on we need to get to the main office to find out where to go." She said as she walked off thinking of the way K.C. said her name. The three other onlookers only laughed at this and walked by Yusuke who was on the ground in pain.
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that was the second chapter of my second story (remember?)
Little cricket thing from Pinocchio- *in deep voice* you can never defeat me; I'm like a cock roach... I live forever!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
S.T. - *runs away screaming in terror again* AHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke- Just review or the cricket will sing to you and we both know no one wants that
Little cricket thing from Pinocchio-Don't worry S.T.! All you have to do is wish upon a star! When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are! Anything your heart desires -BAM- S.T.*hits him with a fly swatter* that guy is annoying! (I don't own Pinocchio, or the little cricket thing, or the song) That just made me more sad! Little cricket thing from Pinocchio- I'm sorry S.T.
S.T. - AHHHHHH! He's still alive! *hits him eleven more times with the fly swatter then runs away screaming in terror*
Hiei- What a wimp
S.T. –*Runs back to hit Hiei on the head with a frying pan and runs away screaming in terror again*
S.T. – one more thing, this chapter starts off with the guys at their house cuz I didn't feel like talking about the plane ride, or baggage claim, or the drive home, or taking showers, ect. So I'll sum it up like this-
Hiei is too short to normally sit in the sit so Botan has to call for a stewardess to bring a baby chair thingy and Yusuke and Kuwabara start to roll around in the aisle laughing which holds up everyone else so someone kicks them before Botan comes with some hose she found and waters them down till they stopped which was very soon and they all sat down and lifted off and the movie that they were supposed to see got lost so they watched 15 hours of Barney and Mr. Rogers re-runs over and over and over again then got off at 8 in the morning and they were all covered in orange juice and peanuts because of turbulence then went to find their luggage but couldn't so waited for an hour till someone told them that they were at the wrong one and went to the right one then got their stuff and left in that stuffy van thing with other people and Kuwabara had to sit next to a crying baby that puked on him so now he was covered with water, orange juice, peanuts, and fresh baby puke and Yusuke began to laugh uncontrollably as he held up more people in the van who wanted to get out but couldn't cuz he was in the way so Kurama helped Botan watered him down again after someone kicked him and before the baby puked on him then when they got out they realized that it was the wrong stop but the van driver dude didn't notice them running after them as gas from the car engulfed them and their smell was even worse and they walked 2 miles to find their house after some hobo guy stole all of their socks (it was just socks and I don't know why even though I should since I am the authoress) then when they found the house their neighbor had a ton of pets most of which were cats so Kuwabara ran over to them to hug and pet them but instead they puked on him so now he had water, orange juice, peanuts, baby puke and cat puke on him so again Yusuke began to roll around in the middle of the street laughing even though he was covered in puke too and a car drove by and Yusuke got in its way so the driver came out and kicked him and Botan found another hose to water him down with then they all began to settle into the house and called which room they got and fought over the shower and as Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei fought over it Botan slipped in and stayed in there taking a bath for 6 hours because she felt like it and the boys sat in the living feeling like crap till Botan came out and they began to fight again till the end of the night when they all got their showers and were eating dinner cooked by Botan. And that is where you come in to read! So here
Chapter 2: Linden High
"Looked you guys we must get our sleep, the first day of High school starts tomorrow." Said Botan.
"O.K., let's go." Kurama and Hiei shared a room, and Yusuke and Kuwabara shared one also. Botan had her own since she was a girl. And they all slept soundly, except for Yusuke because Kuwabara was snoring, talking and sleep walking at the same time.
"*snore*... I like kitties... -BAM- *he walks into the door* ... *snore*... I like Yukina... -BAM-*he walks into the dresser*... *snore*... I like hot girls in bikinis playing volleyball on beaches... -BAM- *continues to walk into things*"
*~ next morning in the kitchen~*
"Boy that was the best sleep I had in a while, it must be the American air er somethin'! Wasn't that a great night Yusuke!" Asked Kuwabara.
*bubble, bubble* Yusuke had fallen asleep in his cereal.
"What's wrong with him?" Hiei asked as he entered the kitchen. Kuwabara, Botan and Kurama shrugged.
"Yusuke? Are you all right?" Asked Botan in a worried voice.
"Huh? *cough* oh, yeah, I'm fine it's just that I couldn't get any sleep last night because Kuwabara was snoring, talking, and sleep walking at the same time."
"That's the idiot of the group." Said Hiei as Kuwabara turned red.
"Come on boys eat up, we will leave for school in 10 minutes." Said Botan.
"Excuse me Botan," Said Kurama getting her attention, "But, what is the name of this High School we will be attending?" Asked Kurama.
"I think it's called Linden High School. It's only a few minutes away so we can walk there." Said Botan, answering Kurama's second question.
As they all walked to the school they could hear other conversations going on around them.
"Did you get #3 on the math homework? I accidentally skipped it."
"I love your new pants, where did you get them?"
"I thought it was supposed to rain today, that's what the weather guy said." "Please, the weather guy has no idea what he's talking about, he only says it's gonna rain cuz it's Seattle, I mean, last week he said that there was gonna be a blizzard and it was 70 Degrees outside!"
"Hn, stupid bakas. Can't find anything else to talk about. How pathetic."
"Hiei, please, right now everyone thinks you're a human, so you're going to have to stop talking like that!" Said Botan with a worried tone hoping no one had heard him. Fortunately no one had. The five walked up the steps to the school and entered, it looked like war zone. Graffiti everywhere, the floor, doors into classrooms, and the lockers. Most of them read either slut or whore or bitch. There were jocks picking on punks, punks picking on nerds, and even nerds were picking on geeks. In this school there was a difference between the two.
'Wow' was all any of the five could get out. Botan walked over to boy who was hunched over in a ball under the broken water fountain that no one ever used, unless they wanted to go home because of a real disease.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where the main office is?" The boy didn't reply. All he said was 'I told my mom I didn't want to ride the bus, when you ride the bus you always get here early, and early is bad very bad.' Botan only wore a questioned look wondering what the heck the kid was talking about.
"Uh?" She was cut off by a boy wearing all black behind her.
"You're not gonna get much out of him, he's in the chess club, lowest of all species here at linden." Botan flew around to meet a boy smiling down at her.
"The main office is in the 600 hall, the safest way to get there is outside." Botan still had her stunned look on her face, this time it was for how handsome the boy was.
"My name's Kurt, but my friends call me K.C." He stuck out a hand to shake with. Botan took it.
"My name is Botan."
"Botan, what an interesting name." He replied.
"Yes, but, um, could you tell me what's going on here, and what's wrong with him?" She asked.
"Oh, of course, I'm sorry. You see before the bell rings it's technically not school so there are no rules. And with no rules, everyone is free to beat up, pick on, and make fun of anyone as long as they're lower."
"Lower?" She asked.
"Yeah, lower. That means less popular, or at least less weak. You see the jocks are at the top of the food chain, or 'pick on' chain as we like to call it, and then there are punks, losers, nerds, geeks, marching band, drill team and finally chess club." He finished with a sort of happy tone for some odd reason. Botan only nodded. "But when the bell rings, it's basically a normal school." K.C. added.
"Thank you so much K.C... and may I ask what you are?" Botan had said returning the smile he gave her from before.
"Me? Oh I'm a punk" *ring* "I better get goin' or else I'll be late, see ya Botan." He yelled waving at her as he ran backwards towards his homeroom. Botan continued to stare at K.C. as he was running away without even remembering that the boys had heard the whole conversation.
"Trying to memorize his butt, are we Botan?" Asked Yusuke as Botan slapped him the face (pretty hard I might add).
"Yusuke Urimeshi! How dare you! Come on we need to get to the main office to find out where to go." She said as she walked off thinking of the way K.C. said her name. The three other onlookers only laughed at this and walked by Yusuke who was on the ground in pain.
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that was the second chapter of my second story (remember?)
Little cricket thing from Pinocchio- *in deep voice* you can never defeat me; I'm like a cock roach... I live forever!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
S.T. - *runs away screaming in terror again* AHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke- Just review or the cricket will sing to you and we both know no one wants that