Okay…this is the chapter you've been waiting for…..HARRY POTTER! I updated What If, so go check that out! Oh, and also, for all of those people out there who don't want to review but love/appreciate the story, thanks! 1000+ views from my other story is what got me this far! This is possibly the longest chapter I have ever written so far, and I'm going to do a Part 2 as the next chapter I think. I'm still accepting suggestions for the next next chapter by the way, so review/PM me!

Luna2023; Thanks soo much! I hope you update Swapped soon!

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Pretty sure you don't need the characters anymore soooooo here's the chapter! (I'm a Ravenclaw Btw and my patronus is a Black Stallion. Forgot my wand core but I'll update on that later. Check out my profile to see the full list)

PART 1

Angel: Alright people! Who's ready forrrrrr HARRY POTTERRR!

Sophie: Yay!

Keefe, Biana, Dex, and Fitz: Yay?

Sophie: Harry Potter is AWESOME! It's about a boy called Harry who finds out he's a wizard and lost his parents to a "car crash" when he was a baby, but actually, they were killed by a Dark Wizard called Voldemort. He goes to a wizarding school and makes friends, and at the end of the year fights Voldemort.

(Yes, I know it isn't completely accurate, but it's the best I could do for a short summary, okay?)

Keefe: Cooollllllll

Angel: Alright, now who's ready? I changed the portal to have a shorter resetting time, but because it's Harry Potter, we're gonna spend longer i the story. Ready?

***They get sucked into the book and arrive at Hogwarts***

Biana and Dex: Woahhhhhh

Keefe: This is pretty cool but why are there people in pointy hats and pointing sticks everywhere?

Angel: They're wizards, and that's how they dress, and those are their wands. Now come on, we have to do The Sorting, which is when you get chosen to go into a house, kinda like Divergent, but you don't pick yourself, the magic hat does that. Get into line!

***They join the line of first-years***

Fitz: Was she joking about the magic hat?

Sophie: Nope! Look..

***They see the Sorting Hat***

Biana: Wow, these wizards are either crazy or genius, I can't decide which.

Angel: be quiet, it's nearly your turn! There are four houses-

Sophie (Interrupts): Ravenclaw is for the intelligent, Slytherin for the, not evil, but eviler people I guess?, Hufflepuff are the loyal, they aren't exactly smart, and Gryffindor is for the brave.

Fitz: It's my turn! What do I do?

Angel: You walk up the podium, sit on the stool and put the hat on your head, what does it look like the other people have been doing?

***Fitz walks up and puts the sorting hat on***

Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN!

***Slytherins cheer, Fitz groans but walks to their table***

Angel: Dex, your turn!

***Dex walks up and puts the sorting hat on***

Sorting Hat: RAVENCLAW!

***Dex beams, walks over to their table***

***Biana walks up and puts the sorting hat on***

Sorting Hat (Takes ages to decide): RAVENCLAW!

***Biana shrugs, goes to the table and sits beside Dex***

Sophie: Yayyy it's my turn!

***Sophie walks up and puts the sorting hat on***

Sorting Hat (Immediately after touching her head): GRYFFINDOR!

***Gryffindors cheer and Sophie walks to their table***

***Keefe walks up and puts the sorting hat on***

Sorting Hat: GRYFFINDOR!

***Keefe goes and sits beside Sophie***

Angel: Alright, it's my turn now…..

***Angel walks up and puts the sorting hat on***

Sorting Hat: RAVENCLAW!

Angel: Yessss the house I wanted!

***Angel walks over and sits beside Biana***

(Yes, I'm sorry if that bit bored you, but they had to get sorted, sorry! By the way, this takes place after the HP timeline, so McGonagall is Headmistress. Lastly, for this next bit the dialogue/actions only appear between Angel, Dex and Biana, cuz the rest are at different tables, and also because they haven't spoken much, so I wanted to give them time to shine)

McGonagall: Now that everyone's been sorted, the feast may begin!

***Lots of food appears on the table***

Biana: What is this food?

Angel: Which one?

Dex: Um all of them?

Angel (Laughs nervously): Yeah, I don't think I know that many different foods…..Why don't you guys dig in and ask me what you're eating is?

Dex: Fair enough.

***(Fast forwards)The feast ends***

Biana: I loved that green leafed thing, what was it called again?

Angel; Salad.

Biana: Great! Maybe I'll ask Mom to make it for me when we get back.

Angel: Now we have to be quiet because Professor McGonagall is speaking.

Dex: Oh, is she that woman up there who talked earlier?

Angel: Yeah

McGonagall: Welcome, new students and old, whether you're here for your last year or your first, to Hogwarts!

***Students cheer***

McGonagall: Now, please remember, absolutely NO products from Weasely's Wizard Wheezes in the corridors, and please remember to NOT ask Professor Longbottom too many questions. That is all. You can follow your respective Prefects up the stairs to your common rooms.

Biana: Where are we going?

Angel: To the common room. It's a sort of place you can hang out with your friends after class or in your free time.

Dex: Cool!

Angel: We have to follow that girl over there-

***Points to a girl with curly brown hair and red glasses***

Angel: -to get there

***They go to the entrance of the Ravenclaw common room***

Door Knocker: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Angel: Oh, I almost forgot, you have to answer a question to go in.

***The prefect answers the question***

Angel: We can go in now. The dormitories are separate for boys and girls. Get a good night's rest so we can begin classes tomorrow.

Biana: Wait- did you say tomorrow? We're staying till tomorrow?

Angel: Yep!

Dex: Coooool!

***They go to sleep***

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THE NEXT DAY

Angel: Hi Biana!

Biana: Hi. I didn't sleep that well last night.

Angel: Why?

Biana: The air feels so polluted here.

Angel: Hope you don't nod off in class. Our timetable says-

Biana: Where did you get that?

Angel: i made a few late-night trips. I also got us these.

***Pasts a pile of robes, wands, and hats***

Biana (Grabs wand): Which one's mine?

Angel: Hold each one until it feels right.

Biana: Hmmmm.

***Finds her wand***

Biana: Woahhhh how do I use it?

Angel: You'll find out in our classes. I have mine already. Anyway, as I was saying earlier, our first class is Charms! In the meantime, we have to go give Dex his wand, change into our new clothes, and go down for breakfast.

Biana: Sure.

***They get changed***

Angel: Let's go to the common room to wait for Dex, and go down to breakfast together.

***They go to the common room and see Dex***

Dex: Heyyyyy! What are you guys wearing?

***Notices the wands, hats and robes***

Dex: Wait- do I have to wear that too?

Angel: Yep! Get your wand and Hat as well.

Biana: Look for the wand that feels right.

Dex: How would you know?

Biana: (Holds up her wand)

Dex: oh.

***Dex finds his wand and dresses into the robe and hat. They go down to Breakfast together.***

Sophie: Hiiiiiiiiii

***Notices the wands, hats and robes***

Sophie: OMG Do I GET A WAND?

Angel: Yep!

Biana: Look for the one tha-

Sophie: Yeah I know. I read the series remember?

Angel: Wow Sophie. You interrupt way more often than you do in the books.

Sophie, Biana and Dex: What?

Angel: Nothing

***Sophie finds her wand, takes the wands, robes and hats to give to Keefe.***

Dex: What are we supposed to do now?

Angel: Eat!

***They finish breakfast and start heading to the classes***

Angel: Ohhhh.

Dex and Biana: What?

Angel: I forgot to get our books from upstairs.

Biana: Oh no.

Angel: Don't worry, I know how we can get them quickly.

Angel: (Slips into secret passage and comes back a few moments later with the books)

Biana: How did you know about that secret passage?

Dex: And how did you get the books so quickly?

Angel: To answer Biana's question, continued reading of the HP books, and to answer Dex's question, I'm a Conjurer.

Dex: WHAT? But our abilities don't work here! I tried using my ability on something my roommate has. It's called a phone? It didn't work.

Biana: Wait really?

***Tries vanishing***

Biana: You're right.

Angel: Really? I don't know why I can still Conjure. Anyway, we're nearly late for Charms, let's go!

***They arrive at Charms 5 mins early and sit down***

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Woahhhh okay that was soooo long. And I can't believe I wrote that in one go! This really IS the longest chapter I've ever written, the second longest one was one of the chapters in what if, but even that was only 5/6 the length! Anyway, part 2 will be up soon, in the meantime, stay safe, happy and keep reading!