Know your stars, know your stars, and know your stars.
Yzak Joule
"Hey." Yzak Said nonchalantly.
He is the most wonderful pilot in the entire universe!
"Why yes I am." Yzak Said.
Yzak Joule, he is just oh so totally drop dead H-O-T-T HOTT!
"Don't I know it." Yzak said as he started cleaning his nails.
Yzak Joule he is the most wonderful being in all of creation."Oh go on." Yzak said jokingly.
"Wait! Why the hell isn't Yzak getting all this crap said about him?" Athrun asked as he suddenly stormed the stage.
Because he's the authoresses favorite character and she thinks that he's damn sexy.
"What? That's not fair!" Athrun cried out indignantly.
"Oh shut up Zala. Don't get your panties in a bunch just because I'm better liked then you." Yzak said. Athrun stormed off stage trying to figure out a way to solve the problem.
Yzak Joule, he's… Hey! Watch it! Give that back here. AAAHHHHHHH!
Suddenly there was quiet. Then another voice came on and it sounded suspiciously like Athrun's.
Yzak Joule, he sleeps with a night-light.
"Say what? Zala I know that's you. Get your butt down here right now." Yzak yelled making a fist in the air.
Yzak Joule, he is secretly in love with Barney.
"What? You ass hole, why the hell would I be in love with a giant purple dinosaur?" Yzak asked angrily.
Yzak Joule. He needs anger management.
"No I don't. Why don't you come down here and say it to my face?" Yzak asked as he pulled out cagalli's machine gun and started literally shooting the breeze.
And now you know Yzak Joule.
"NO you don't!" Yzak yelled.
Blueangel: I don't know who's next. Ideas would really be appreaciated.