A cloak-wearing child has spent the past few months recovering from a sickness, while drifting in space with a hat-wearing shipmate, and self-proclaimed captain. After their ship loses all their Time Pieces, Cloak Kid and Hat Kid must set aside their differences, if they want to save time itself from ruin...

(CaS #4) Enter the scorching lands around the Sand n' Sails Resort, a desert tourist destination built around the ruins of a largely abandoned civilization after most of its inhabitants were forced to find better soil. However, rather than look for antiques or souvenirs, Hat and Bow Kid search through the ancient structures for more of their missing Time Pieces.

Nothing to do with I Robot. Just a quirky title. After Freddy has earned his 10 thousandth dollar from work and finished all the Seal the Deal DLCs of A Hat in Time, he goes to sleep, exhausted, but proud. But when he wakes up, he finds himself in the beginning of Hat Kid's adventure! Join him as he travels with a now-verbal Hat Kid and Bow Kid to save time itself! M rated.

It's just a normal day in the Subcon Forest. Hat Kid likes to visit. Snatcher likes the distraction. The dwellers like the liveliness she brings. But an unexpected snowfall brings an unexpected visitor...

Description: Four years have passed; four years Julia spent trying to find her way back to the wonderful, crazy world she called home. Julia has promises to keep, and she doesn't intend to break them. (Slow start; OC bound, and DLC time, guys!) Sequel to: A Hat in Time: Amnesiac's Journey

Arthur Jones is a young boy whose life is a living hell. One day, he finds a weird hourglass that takes him to another world. There, he meets a strange little girl named Hat Kid. Although they don't get along first, they learn to understand each other and embark on a journey to retrieve magical hourglasses called Time Pieces. Rated T for violence, suicidal thoughts, etc.

Meet Desmond and his possibly imaginary friend Texty as they take a hop into A Hat in Time! Read them find friends, make enemies, and all those many things in between! They might even find out if Texty is actually an imaginary being, or something less mundane.

"Hm... Mafia never seen a child like you before. Who are You?" She was Heather, a young space traveler girl.

(CaS#3) Once again, a violent storm begins to spread over Subcon Forest. The disturbed queen leaves her manor to find her prince after so long, and she is stronger than ever. Can the denizens of the wood stop her hostile takeover before she encases everything in ice and snow a second time?

Snatcher had expected Hat Kid to royally kick Vanessa's ass and get him some crowns. What he had not expected, what for the kid to come back with a feral, corrupted version of herself. The things he did for that brat…

He probably should have read the fine print.

The Hatted brat's hats were her signature for a reason, and The Snatcher had a rather tumultuous relationship with them. Oneshot.

Despite what one might have thought, not all of the Subconite dwellers and minions started as natives to the forest. Oneshot.

The puppet woke up after the battle, unsure of how she'd gotten there. What was her name again? Oh well. The puppet grinned. Oneshot ficlet.

Snatcher has been living and ruling in Subcon Forest for many years, stealing souls and commanding his minions. Life has been peaceful, for as much as a soul sucking demon can be at peace. That is until he finds a purple top hat... and a baby. Becoming a very reluctant foster father, he learns something of compassion and... ugh, disgusting, love?

A collection of drabbles from my AHIT AU, following the idea of Hat Kid growing up on Subcon, being raised by Snatcher.

This planet was weird. A dream vacation island overtaken by goofy mafia, laws of space and gravity being skewed, and flightless birds running a movie studio? All she needed was some sort of fairytale kingdom, with a princess and a dragon, to make this as ridiculous an adventure as one of her games! "Be careful what you wish for" was never more relevant. Dragon!Snatcher AU

Snatcher was aware of alternate realities. He'd recognized that he was in one, at Time's End, one he didn't like. And so, after the Hat Kid left and broke the heart he didn't realize he still had, it was time to make one he DID like. She was his BFF, his favourite minion, his toy to break or praise or dress in silly outfits, his friend, HIS. Her time was his time, now. Oneshot.

"How the *peck* did ye make that sound, lassie? It sounded like one a that blasted DJ's attempts at an orchestra, but all at tha same time!" ((Of course Hat Kid has a name. Everyone had a name. Hers just... happens to be fundamentally unpronounceable by people who exist in linear time.))

Charlotte and Snatcher return to the same world where she had first met Snatcher and the others. What she didn't know, was that she'd gain three new uncles. Done as a request for spotlightk on Deviantart. :)

Our journey was over. The Time Pieces were back where they belonged, the planet was saved, everyone was happy. I'd cherish this journey forever, for it was where I found my identity, my meaning... but now it was over. However, a new one was beginning for us: not exactly an epic quest or odyssey like before, but rather a journey of friends and newfound family. (Sequel to Megacharge)

Snatcher fights his ex wife, as told by past me, who thought that this would be a relevant addition to my main fic. Snatcher gets hungry and decides that he wants to go to Denny's. I would say it's a crackfic, but even that's generous considering what I just read though.

Snatcher had let the kid's soul slip away once, but he wouldn't lose sight of it again. Even if keeping a hold on it was going to be a bit more, er, tricky, than usual. Especially now that he had that "BFF" contract to honour in the meantime. Oh well. He was a lawyer for a reason. These new contracts, his latest master plan, would ensure his success...

Meet the unwillingly named Tie Brat, Vice Captain to Hat Kid. He's been stuck with his Captain so long he's a bit sick of her, but just before it can end, they're stuck on a planet with their fuel source scattered. It's up to Tie Brat to help his Captain recover their power supply (and keep her in check) but also learn to understand each other a little better. Cover art by Konan720

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