A Story with a Janitor and a Doctor
By Nerd Incognito

Summary: The title says it all. This is a story with a janitor, a doctor and a prank that backfires. Not, I repeat, not slash.

Disclaimers: You know the deal, I own nothing. And I am aware, this story is not cannon, but something that I just thought up. Hope you enjoy and review.


CHAPTER 1 - A Chapter Where It Backfires

They were fighting again.

She started it of course. She always did. At least she did now.

When it came down to it, I guess you would have to say he really started it. On her first day, he started bullying her friend for no apparent reason. Just for kicks it seemed. And she wasn't the type of girl who let that sort of thing slide. You mess with her friend, you mess with her.

At least that is how it started. She told herself that is why they still fought. And he was convinced as well. But it had turned into more of a sport for the two of them. It had taken on a life of its own. Now when they saw each other, the spark was immediate.

She had been wandering in an older part of the hospital – trying to clear her head. Too much was going on inside of there to concentrate clearly. Few people traveled this hallway, and that is why she was so startled to see him.

He had broken her solitude and for this he would pay. Her verbal attack was fast and furious. It always was. He countered with his own venomous attack. Words were hurtled like weapons.

It was a dance that they had danced a hundred times before.

But if you paid attention to this fight, which, no one really did anymore, you may have noticed that he did not seem as in to it as usual. Sure, there was all the name calling, and sure there was all the unprovoked cruelty as usual, but he seemed distracted – like he was waiting for something. He was watching the door at the end of the hall.

Not her though. She was full force all in. At least she was, until she noticed his wandering eye.

"What are you looking at?" she demanded.

"Nothing" he quipped nervously.

"You have something planned for him don't you?" she inquired.

With all of the innocence that he could muster (which at this point was very little) he asked her, "Now why would I have anything planned? What would make today any more special than any other day?"

"You and I both know today is his review," she said. "It would be just like you to pull some stunt to make him miss it."

That is when she noticed the door. It was labeled Conference Room L. Then it clicked.

There was no Conference Room L.

"You've got something in that room to trap him don't you?" she questioned. "I bet you're off to go and trick him into thinking that is where his review is aren't you?"

He tried even harder to look innocent. That locked it for her.

"Well, I am going to put a stop to it," she yelled as she pushed past him and strode down the hallway towards the room.

He chased after her as she went. He tried to grab her. He tried to stop her. She was going to ruin it.

But it was too late. She was in. And not thinking clearly, he had rushed in after her.

She was right, of course.

And just as he had planned, the door snapped shut. And they were inside. Trapped. Together.

And the bait had not been left yet, so the intended target would not come down here for his review.

No one would come down here. That is why he picked this hallway. It was perfect.

It was too perfect.

Thanks for reading Chapter 1. More to come. Please review...