Mary-Sues must all die in a very painful way!
Those girls just always ruin my day!
With their long blond hair and beautiful eyes,
I wish those were full of big fat flies!
So, if I had the chose, I'd say,
death to the Mary-sues, In a very painful way!
Push them on the rails, just as the train arrives.
Or pin them on a board and throw a whole bunch of knives.
Anything to make them cry,
Don't make it a perfect goodbye!
Paint their hair in a flashy touch,
Because we hate them very much!
Hang them,
Slay them,
Rip them,
Kill them!
Let them choke on a piece of pie,
We all hate them, come on, don't lie!
The world would be a better place,
Without those girls with a perfect face.
Let's throw stuff at them and make them sad!
And then laugh at them like you've gone mad!
Make them feel all small and lonely.
When you say:'you're only...'
And at the end of the day,
We make our way,
Over to their homes,
To steel their combs.
So, their hair will look all messed up and shit,
and we can break down in another laugher fit.
After they're all depressed,
There is just one last request.
'goodbye,' we say and toss them over,
A cool tall building or the cliffs of Dover.
I don't care as long as they're gone,
They will never see another dawn!
Let's throw a party and celebrate this event,
We're finally freed from that afwul scent!
That was the end of the Mary-Sue,
So, please can you sent me a review?