9:30 AM-The Hallway
The sun rose as Linus walked through the halls of camp.
Linus: From the day we arrived on the planet
And blinking stepped into the sun
There's more to insult
Than you'd ever want to
Guys do it so much
That it's no longer fun
There's far to much to make fun of
From books to current politics
Annoying, it's true
But it'll prove to you
This is really how people get kicks
It's a weak parody
And it's what I'm in
And it hurts much more
Than a kick in the shin
We'll just have to admit
That our jokes ain't funny
In our weak
Our weak parody!
"Hello, everyone. Life has changed here ever since Kevin became king of the camp. He and Nazz get the whole building, except for one tiny room where all the other kids are crammed in. The Kankers, Moe, Eddy and Ed have all been kicked out! Some people are fine with the system, but others don't agree with it. Well, that can happen in..."
A weak parody
Is what I'm in
And it hurts much more
Than a kick in the shin
We'll just have to admit
That our jokes ain't funny
In our weak
Our weak parody!
"Hey, blanket-loving dork!" called Kevin. "You're not supposed to be out! Get back in your territory!"
Indeed, Rolf and the other kids were all shoved into the main room, which wasn't normally tiny, but when filled with almost the entire camp, seemed much smaller than it really was. Linus trudged inside to join the others.
"Rolf, you don't have to be here, you know," explained Kevin, who was passing by. "I'll let you stay with me and Nazz and the bigger part of my kingdom."
"Sorry, Kevin, but Rolf feels that it his my duty to stay here and watch over the...how you say...'ducks.'"
"Dorks, Rolf, dorks."
"Dorks do not quack, Kevin."
"Whatever, man," said Kevin, leaving the other kids behind, as he walked into the hall into "his kingdom."
"I don't get it, Rolf!" complained Calvin, sitting at one of the tables. A few other kids stuck out from under it, just trying to get some space.
Rolf was amused. "What is not to get, spiky-haired Calvin Boy? Kevin is king and we stay where he puts us!" Rolf got out a hand-drawn map of the camp. "Look at this map! Everything the light touches belongs to us! And Kevin gets the rest!"
Calvin noticed an odd-looking part of the map. "But what's that shadowy part of the map with the skull on it?"
"That is a very dangerous place. Never go there. It is...the locker rooms!"
"The locker rooms? Are they that bad?"
Rolf put the map away. "The skull of danger never lies!"
Actually, this is probably NOT one of the weakest parodies on this site. I've seen worse...of course, this is the author speaking, so what do I know?