Edd suddenly rushed in from the hall, where he was gathering information (Edd always gave a report to Kevin and the kids, so he was briefly let into the hall). "Rolf, I'm here with the morning report!"
"Fire away, Brainy Ed-Boy!"
Edd: I have still been searching
For Eddy and Ed
Kevin says they moved away
But I think he's lying, instead
Charlie Brown can't kick a football
He fails at it every time
And this whole room is small and messy and is that some kind of slime?
Jason and Marcus let Quincy on the run
And everyone agrees being cramped like this isn't fun
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every game, event or sport
Not a tale I distort
In the morning report
As I was walking
I took an accidental stroll
Into a room darker than the deepest hole
It was a terrifying, horrifying, place...
Calvin looked up. THAT sounded interesting...Rolf was also interested. "What room was this?"
"You know...that awful locker room! I swear, that is the most dangerous place in this whole...'kingdom.'" Calvin jumped up. This was something he had to see!
Calvin: This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every game, event or sport
Not a tale I distort
In the morning report!
Calvin dashed to another section of the room. Edd watched awkwardly. "My. I seem to have...inspired Calvin."
Calvin found Hobbes sitting in a corner, bored out of his mind.
"Hobbes! Hobbes!"
"What is it?"
Calvin bounced off the walls, bursting with inspiration. "I just heard about the coolest place! The locker rooms!"
Hobbes barely reacted. "The locker rooms? There's nothing special about them. They're just...locker rooms."
"But Double D made it sound so cool!" insisted Calvin. "He said that it had danger and scary stuff like that!"
"Doesn't one try to stay away from danger?"
"Oh, don't be so scared! It'll be fun!"
Hobbes followed Calvin to an emergency GROSS meeting to plan. "Well, okay, but I have a bad feeling about this..."
I'm really sorry that these chapters are all so short. Edd's Morning Report song at first had verses about Eddy and Ed before they were written into the roles of Timon and Pumbaa. That naturally had to be changed.